- Mach5
- Aug 1, 2004
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I keep having this dream where I'm standing in sort of Sun-god robes on a pyramid and a thousand naked women are screaming and throwing little pickles at me.
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- Mach5
- Aug 1, 2004
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Shatfaced!
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I dreamed that I was at a Superman convention. Not like a comic-book kind of thing, but literally a convention of various Supermen from parallel universes getting together to discuss things, the most important of which is that if all of us Supermen were together (I was like Superman #27 or something), then there also would be a bunch of Lex Luthors showing up who would be trying to kill various Supermen from some other Luthor's universe/timeline as a favor to each other. Because obviously Lex Luthor from, say, Earth-12 couldn't kill the Superman from that universe, but he sure as hell could kill Superman from Earth-14 or whatever because their powers were slightly different, and some of the Supermen didn't have any powers at all. So I had to bodyguard Dean Cain who was completely confused but then Mila Kunis showed up as Lois Lane and the three of us fought off a small army of Lex Luthors outside a catfish restaurant in the boonies of Oklahoma that was somehow right next to the ocean. After that it got kind of weird.
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