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Earman: Nov 26, 2012; by angerbot

Mach here. Hello and hola to all..

I had compared Facebook with http://dangerousmother.com and share value of facebook has fallen from $38 to $16.

For some good reason, many people have said "dangerousmother.com" is the most important website on the internet.

USA army had invented the internet in year 1969 and veterans will say "fabulous design" for my website.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:17

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# ? May 23, 2013 06:12

SpazmasterX: Jul 13, 2006; MORE ROBUST THAN EVER BEFORE.

Those people are probably a little unbalanced tbh

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:19

Dauntasa: Apr 17, 2011; Hey Dauntasa,
where's my million dollars in Nigerian gold?

Earman posted:

;angel:

YOU DONE hosed UP WEREBEAR

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:20

aegeryn: Oct 14, 2006

Werebear's branching out, look out world.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:20

NTT: Nov 14, 2011; TIME TO END
THIS SO THE
FANS CANS STOP
COMPLAINING
LIKE LITTLE CRY
BABY BITCHES

Wow impressive, he posted a thread on the 26th and it's only the 25th according to my computer

are you a wizard op

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:20

lidnsya: Nov 14, 2007; All aboard the sleepy train!

I ain't no Hola Mach girl.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:21

Earman: Nov 26, 2012; by angerbot

aegeryn posted:

Werebear's branching out, look out world.

FaceBook Shares will trade under $10

1.2 billion shares in locks up expire then. Has there ever been a company in history where 50% of all the outstanding shares were unlocked on a single day?

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showt...threadid=252636

Now its google's turn. Sell Google shares/stocks and book your profits before the price falls to $50.

Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:21

Nucleotide Oracle: Jul 2, 2007; Are you a magician?

I feel like I'm missing something here.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:22

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

I wish my mother had been dangerous

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:22

aegeryn: Oct 14, 2006

Nucleotide Oracle posted:

I feel like I'm missing something here.

Werebear is a fairly recent GBS nutcase with a terrible website. Think Kyoon, but less coherent. Also, a credit card thief.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:24

iamathousandapples: Jul 12, 2012

Treading unfamiliar waters there, Werebear...

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:24

Earman: Nov 26, 2012; by angerbot

lidnsya posted:

I ain't no Hola Mach girl.

I remember an incident when a journalist asked Russian President Vladimir Putin "what is your message for blondes"

Vladimir Putin said "Hello to all blondes"

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:24

Boring Person: Mar 21, 2012

Kyoon threads are better.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:27

-Troika-: May 2, 2009; I started caring deeply
about guns since I saw
an anime where wizards
have sex with King Arthur.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:29

Toad on a Hat: May 27, 2004; He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord.

And then we discovered why. Why this doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden.

He was being kind.

Kyoon > werebear because kyoon doesn't do credit card fraud

Although I do wonder where he gets his money...

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:29

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

It's true "dangerousmother.com" is the most important website on the internet.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:31

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it
you little ho-bot

They have websites on the internet now?

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:31

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

We Swoon Kyoon.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:32

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; Mass extinction, darling, hypocrisy. These things are not good for me. Do you see what I see, dear?

Earman posted:

Mach here. Hello and ~~hola~~ Chinese Dollars to all..

I had compared Facebook with http://dangerousmother.com and share value of facebook has fallen from $38 to ~~$16~~ 16 Chinese Dollars.

For some good reason, many people have said "dangerousmother.com" is the most important website on the internet for revealing that the NWO is using Chinese Dollars.

USA army had invented the ~~internet in~~ year 1969 and veterans will say "fabulous design" for my website.

CHINESE DOLLARS

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:32

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

dee eight posted:

It's true "dangerousmother.com" is the most important website on the internet.

Dangerousgreatgreatgrandmother.com is better IMO.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:32

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

Ratjaculation posted:

Dangerousgreatgreatgrandmother.com is better IMO.

"fabulous design"

Now I hear the phrase 'lay egg is true' echoing in my head.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:35

Mirrors: Oct 25, 2007

Sorry, you're no Kyoon.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:35

lidnsya: Nov 14, 2007; All aboard the sleepy train!

Earman posted:

I remember an incident when a journalist asked Russian President Vladimir Putin "what is your message for blondes"

Vladimir Putin said "Hello to all blondes"

Do you have a source?

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:36

SC Bracer: Aug 7, 2012

How are you stealing credit cards from prison?

(at least I hope you are in prison by now)

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:39

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; Suffer this Terrible curse!

Don't steal people's credit cards you jackass.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:39

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

I wonder where werebear will appear next? I'm gonna take a wild guess and say AI.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:41

Earman: Nov 26, 2012; by angerbot

dee eight posted:

It's true "dangerousmother.com" is the most important website on the internet.

600 Billion Burgers and 15 Billion Chickens Every Year

Read all: http://dangerousmother.com (260 Plus Important Topics/Discussions)

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:47

FedoraDefender420: Feb 25, 2011; I don't care how much money or how many white boys 50 cent can shoot. In front of James Hetfield he is a little bitch

Shut the gently caress up Werebear, nobody will click on your websites.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:50

Scratch-O: Apr 27, 2009; My goodness!

Psalmanazar posted:

Shut the gently caress up Werebear, nobody will click on your websites.

Oh, they are. At least two people talked about the site's terrible design in the GBS thread.

Stop doing that, people.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:53

Iluvlortab: Jul 19, 2008; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Werebear! The sympathizer of crazy in our forum? I'm at a loss for words.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:57

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

Psalmanazar posted:

Shut the gently caress up Werebear, nobody will click on your websites.

I clicked it and my reptile dysfunction cleared right up.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 00:58

Earman: Nov 26, 2012; by angerbot

Iluvlortab posted:

Werebear! The sympathizer of crazy in our forum? I'm at a loss for words.

1) Tiger Killed 12 Dogs and Lions Kills 35 Hyenas

2) $50 Trillion = $50 Billion

3) 217 Passengers Killed by Pilot "Suicide Crash"

4) Balanced Diet and Earthquakes

5) No More Miss universe and Miss World Contest Because of Porn

Read all: http://dangerousmother.com

260 Plus important Topics/Discussions of my "Website Magazine"

# ? Nov 26, 2012 01:06

Iluvlortab: Jul 19, 2008; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Earman posted:

1) Tiger Killed 12 Dogs and Lions Kills 35 Hyenas

2) $50 Trillion = $50 Billion

3) 217 Passengers Killed by Pilot "Suicide Crash"

4) Balanced Diet and Earthquakes

5) No More Miss universe and Miss World Contest Because of Porn

Read all: http://dangerousmother.com

260 Plus important Topics/Discussions of my "Website Magazine"

What loving significance is a Tiger killing 12 dogs? Seriously. Answer the loving question.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 01:08

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008

WHERE'S THE BOMB WEREBEAR

# ? Nov 26, 2012 01:12

GymnastyThom: Nov 26, 2005; Do you smell something? You know what that reminds me of? That smells like.. vampire shit.

http://dangerousmother.com posted:

My Website is About the Real World Out There. I have More Information Than $3 Trillion CEO & World Leaders
Sharing information is helping people. The more you speak, the Stronger you get (not Obama).
Mercedes Car is better than ferrari car means Website looks is not Important

This is Something alright. (not Obama)

# ? Nov 26, 2012 01:15

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

Iluvlortab posted:

What loving significance is a Tiger killing 12 dogs? Seriously. Answer the loving question.

It's a metaphor. An Aesop's fable but with modern relevance. See, the Tiger represents the common man and the 12 dogs represent Obama's controlling demons AKA the illuminati.

Or maybe the Tiger represents your mom and the 12 dogs represent the highschool football team and killing represents unprotected drunken sex.

I dunno man, flip a coin.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 01:17

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004

I agree, it's very important to have the proper amount of earthquakes in your diet.

# ? Nov 26, 2012 01:18

Iluvlortab: Jul 19, 2008; by Y Kant Ozma Post

dee eight posted:

It's a metaphor. An Aesop's fable but with modern relevance. See, the Tiger represents the common man and the 12 dogs represent Obama's controlling demons AKA the illuminati.

Or maybe the Tiger represents your mom and the 12 dogs represent the highschool football team and killing represents unprotected drunken sex.

I dunno man, flip a coin.

Well done!

# ? Nov 26, 2012 02:27

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012; I'm a thinker, I could break it down for you.

Anything is possible at dangerous mother com. The only limit is yourself...

# ? Nov 26, 2012 02:38

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# ? May 23, 2013 06:12

Iluvlortab: Jul 19, 2008; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Is this a record for the amount of time Werebear has had a thread going?

# ? Nov 26, 2012 02:54

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