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The Banana Pee: Feb 16, 2007; Bana - not long enough. Bananana - dammit!

Mod Edit: Please put a little more effort into the pics you're posting. I'm not going to set a bunch of rules, but try to find pictures that have more to do with fitness than "you can tell this almost naked person works out ."

From the previous thread:

Sakamonster posted:

EVERY POST YOU MAKE IN DIS THREAD MUST HAVE A PIC OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New rule in this thread. No videos are allowed - There is a video thread already so post them there.

NO MOTHERFUCKING MACROS Modedit: Seriously, report any macros or meme poo poo.

hey guys since we've had a bunch of threads with some pretty sick pics posted in them, here is a thread for the ylls'est pics you got

no blatantly nws stuff, no illegal stuff, post a pic each time you post here

Alright, let's see your terrible photos!

(My hosting, btw)

Somebody fucked around with this message at Mar 2, 2013 around 21:09

# ? Nov 27, 2012 02:45

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# ? May 25, 2013 08:45

chemical_combat: Aug 21, 2003; Tell me your wish -- Take me to the moon!

Alright let's get back on topic

# ? Nov 27, 2012 02:56

Pinkprincess19: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Nov 27, 2012 03:20

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

New image thread!

# ? Nov 27, 2012 03:23

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; BEEP BOOP
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Mmm, that new thread smell!

# ? Nov 27, 2012 03:40

The Banana Pee: Feb 16, 2007; Bana - not long enough. Bananana - dammit!

Threads are always the best when they're fresh and crunchy.

Totally on a Hogan kick right now. Must be the shoes I'm wearing and the jerky I'm eating.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 03:49

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

New thread!

# ? Nov 27, 2012 04:03

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; Hi. I'm Hogge Wild, and I think that it's okay to be shitty and passive-aggressive about religion!
If you see me doing this, please save me from myself.

Where could I upload larger gifs?

# ? Nov 27, 2012 06:57

Slappy Moose: Jan 23, 2010; THE FILTHY IMMIGRANT

Hey guys can I be in your fancy new thread

# ? Nov 27, 2012 07:26

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; BEEP BOOP
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Hogge Wild posted:

Where could I upload larger gifs?

minus.com works pretty well.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 07:30

Tukk: Nov 6, 2006

Training splits http://www.pakkotoisto.com/haastatt...58-fast-angels/

# ? Nov 27, 2012 08:16

wasianchickn: Sep 4, 2006; welp

Some classics:

# ? Nov 27, 2012 08:59

moosepoop: Mar 9, 2007

Pauline Nordin. My favorite Swedish fitness personality

# ? Nov 27, 2012 10:34

Rhaka: Feb 15, 2008; Practice knighthood and learn
the art that dignifies you

Childhood idols continue to inspire me.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 14:42

Dudebro: Jan 1, 2010; Dude Diligence:
The shit that a bro does under any circumstances to shoot and slice you up.

moosepoop posted:

Pauline Nordin. My favorite Swedish fitness personality

I was going to ask if she's gone blonde before. Saw some pics in a disgusting sherdog thread and I don't think it suits her as well as brunette.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 14:58

Zentrenched: Jun 7, 2005; It's all noise to me.

Dude would have been 72 today.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 15:11

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late

Put a link to the old thread in the OP.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 15:37

internet celebrity: Jun 23, 2006

Posting this so I never lose it again

# ? Nov 27, 2012 15:45

Dudebro: Jan 1, 2010; Dude Diligence:
The shit that a bro does under any circumstances to shoot and slice you up.

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Silly humans

(dude needs a role model)

# ? Nov 27, 2012 16:05

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; Hi. I'm Hogge Wild, and I think that it's okay to be shitty and passive-aggressive about religion!
If you see me doing this, please save me from myself.

Moist von Lipwig posted:

minus.com works pretty well.

Thanks.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 16:34

nickhimself: Jul 16, 2007; NACKHAMSLEF SING SONG
SING SONG NACKHAMSLEF

Can't we have this thread follow other image thread rules from PYF? HAVING to post a pic each time doesn't guarantee content, it just means someone's going to post something so they can respond.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 16:59

Julio Cesar Fatass: Jul 24, 2007; YES!
YES!
YES!

nickhimself posted:

Can't we have this thread follow other image thread rules from PYF? HAVING to post a pic each time doesn't guarantee content, it just means someone's going to post something so they can respond.

God forbid the pic thread have more pics posted.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 17:23

mirthdefect: Apr 8, 2007; Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 17:24

colt45andashove: Nov 24, 2003; a13ean's bitch

# ? Nov 27, 2012 17:24

Macintyre: May 6, 2006; Slow Rider

# ? Nov 27, 2012 17:48

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; BEEP BOOP
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internet celebrity posted:

Posting this so I never lose it again

This picture always makes me sad, body_dysmorphia.jpg

At least the woman got the chance to fully transition

# ? Nov 27, 2012 18:06

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Moist von Lipwig posted:

This picture always makes me sad, body_dysmorphia.jpg

At least the woman got the chance to fully transition

Who is this guy?

# ? Nov 27, 2012 18:11

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; BEEP BOOP
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Zugzwang posted:

Who is this guy?

Craig Golias, the Human Ham.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 18:15

SUPER NEAT TOY: Aug 21, 2011

Moist von Lipwig posted:

Craig Golias, the Human Ham.

How is this possible? It seems like his proportions would be way off if he wasn't that big (not that his proportions are not off now).

Here's a dude.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 18:50

spookygonk: Apr 3, 2005; Does not give a damn

# ? Nov 27, 2012 19:56

Andy Dufresne: Aug 4, 2010; The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die

# ? Nov 27, 2012 20:13

shuey: Feb 26, 2006; sports, not heavy crime

SUPER NEAT TOY posted:

How is this possible? It seems like his proportions would be way off if he wasn't that big (not that his proportions are not off now).

From what I can tell, he was really bad at competitive bodybuilding because he doesn't know what he's doing beyond 'take drugs and lift weights' so now his thing is just to be as massive as possible all the time.

It just looks weird cost it's all artificial.

shuey fucked around with this message at Nov 27, 2012 around 20:29

# ? Nov 27, 2012 20:27

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; Hope you don't mind if I just take a little rest here. Feel free to join me...

Dudebro posted:

I was going to ask if she's gone blonde before. Saw some pics in a disgusting sherdog thread and I don't think it suits her as well as brunette.

You're right, I don't think it works as well for her.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 20:27

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

shuey posted:

Am I wrong or is that some major gyno there?

# ? Nov 27, 2012 21:09

Phrost: Aug 21, 2004; Your martial art sucks

This guy:

thinks that this guy:

and his muscles are ruining the Bond franchise.

quote:

The new Bond is a zeitgeisty sort of character. �There has been a striking change in attitudes toward male body image in the past 30 years,� Harrison Pope, a Harvard psychiatry professor, recently told the New York Times. He said the portrayal of men in what amounts to the Bond image is now �dramatically more prevalent in society than it was a generation ago.� That same Times story reported that 40 percent of middle and high school boys work out with the purpose of �increasing muscle mass.� Many of them also use protein supplements.

This is all very sad news. Every rippling muscle is a book not read, a movie not seen or a conversation not held. That�s why Sean Connery was my kind of Bond. He was 53 when he made his last Bond film, �Never Say Never Again.� Women loved him because he was sophisticated and he could handle a maitre d� as well as a commie assassin. Western civilization was saved not on account of his pecs but on account of his cleverness and experience.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...0ab3_story.html

# ? Nov 27, 2012 22:55

Dudebro: Jan 1, 2010; Dude Diligence:
The shit that a bro does under any circumstances to shoot and slice you up.

It's important to exercise, but also be a balanced individual. It feels great to be able to lift weights, to be honest, but you have to be careful and realize what you're really doing, not just moving metal up and down and hoping to get big, but in reality ending up injuring yourself at least once. Healthy body, healthy mind. The biggest/strongest guys in my gym turn out to be the most balanced in life and seem to have a solid head on their shoulders. I don't believe someone who's really smart but out of shape is reaching his/her full potential as a human being. They may think they are though.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 23:16

SUPER NEAT TOY: Aug 21, 2011

Phrost posted:

It's not like Craig's physique is even particularly noteworthy. He picked the weirdest person to go after.

SUPER NEAT TOY fucked around with this message at Nov 27, 2012 around 23:33

# ? Nov 27, 2012 23:30

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; BEEP BOOP
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Zugzwang posted:

Am I wrong or is that some major gyno there?

Yeah he got really, really bad gyno. I don't think he even has his pro card and he's probably already crammed enough gear to kill 100 horses.

He gets posted over at Bodybuilding.com all the time and the guys there get all excited over his girlfriend and then start crying when someone inevitably reveals she's transgender. Always funny.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...25509493&page=1