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 What in the everloving gently caress.
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That man is a genius. Not that you still wouldn't get your poo poo tore up for doing it.
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Dec 3, 2012 22:59
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Probably, he has funny looking ribbons.
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Dec 3, 2012 23:42
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Please tell me he got relieved for that.
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Dec 4, 2012 18:47
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I think every unit has a Gerry. That one guy that just doesn't get it.
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Dec 19, 2012 02:03
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I'll give them a deal on dowsing rods.
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Dec 20, 2012 17:38
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DoktorLoken posted:It's a sensitive item. You don't lose stuff like that. Not as bad as losing a crypto box for the radio. I've heard that just zeroing it will get an O-6 involved.
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Dec 24, 2012 04:43
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Veins McGee posted:What is the 'crypto box' for the radio? You dont use 119s or 148s or 152s in tanks? I called it that because I can't remember the acronym for it. It's whatever that little black box is that we use to fill radios. E: Short idiot story. Last time I ran training missions with crypto on the radios, I could never get it to work because of timing. Turns out the retard contractor who was with us based the timing off his watch. I was pissed at him for not checking DAGR time and myself for not figuring out why we were off time. EBB fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Dec 24, 2012 |
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Dec 24, 2012 05:08
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Just as long as your TC can direct you. You can't see poo poo with the hatch closed.
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Dec 25, 2012 05:06
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I'd be down with having an MP7. It's a pain in the dick getting in and out of a tank even with an M4.
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Dec 27, 2012 02:23
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Well, it doesn't have methanol so you're good in the "not going blind" department.
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Dec 27, 2012 22:17
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Kavak posted:Also, what does going "sadpanda" mean? South Park. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6vPRaIrvqU
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Dec 29, 2012 16:08
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brains posted:there is a soldier in my class who was in the gulf war. he is legit like 50 years old. he is a corporal. how does this happen. Could have gotten busted multiple times. I've seen it happen.
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Jan 25, 2013 20:46
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Lucky that he only lost a finger. http://i.imgur.com/4Q3WZ6y.jpg
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Jan 30, 2013 02:24
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Is this one of those stories you laugh about now or what?
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Jan 30, 2013 02:52
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iceslice posted:Army staches are the absolute worst. I swear to god the guy who wrote had one of two things in mind: Its so loving ugly you will never wear one, or you'll have enough rank and look badass enough you can tell anyone to gently caress off. Or if you're this guy. 
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Feb 1, 2013 22:42
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Inventory sheets and property books are really bad about acronyms and nomenclature. Guns are pretty easy, but everything else is terrible until you memorize it. Supply/arms room NCOs are loving wizards when it comes to knowing what and where things are and who they're hand receipted to.
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Feb 7, 2013 01:36
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Frosted Flake posted:You ain't kidding. Too busy hopping over the opening to notice Juba on the roof.
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Feb 8, 2013 00:37
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genderstomper58 posted:According to AFN commercials, mil members actually have more rights Some animals are more equal than others.
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Mar 7, 2013 22:14
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I suck with grenades. I can never get a good arc, always end up fastballing the damned thing into the dirt.
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Mar 21, 2013 00:49
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Casimir Radon posted:Today a MSgt was trying to demonstrate to me that a radio in their truck was intermittent, but it was working fine when he was trying to show me the problem. During this he started the truck inside it's tiny little garage with the door closed. Trying to be diplomatic I questioned how well the garage is ventilated, and he told me he was only going to let it run for a minute. I was really close to storming out when he did turn it off. I don't know how long it would take to fill that garage up with carbon monoxide but I don't particularly feel like experimenting either. Why didn't you start jacking it? You missed out on a real treat, all the fun of autoerotic asphyxiation with none of the hassle of hanging yourself from a doorknob.
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Apr 1, 2013 21:06
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Mr. Nice! posted:Probably a case of "OH poo poo WE JUST KILLED SOMEONE ON THE RANGE CEASE FIRE" only to find out that it was Taliban. WAIT KEEP FIRING MORTARS CURE MUJ
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Apr 9, 2013 12:23
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C'mon guys, remember what Vasudus said about running people out of GiP. Just kidding. 
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May 2, 2013 17:28
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movax posted:Guys let Vas take care of him and post more stories about my tax dollars funding idiocy, it's my right Like the time I was running a range and got ordered to burn the last 10000 rounds of .50 cal because people didn't want to turn it into the magazine?
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May 2, 2013 17:33
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movax posted:Well at least that sounds like it would have resulted in an awesome boom / lots of extra shooting things which is always At $3-5 per round. Thanks, taxpayers!
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May 2, 2013 18:05
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:Talking with some kool dudes last night reminded me of a fantastic story of idiocy. The Aristocrats.
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May 3, 2013 18:17
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KetTarma posted:I think that we've stared so long into the void.... We all jumped into the void when we signed the contract.
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May 10, 2013 15:29
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I'll gin up an OP and see if its got legs. OP better have that sick story about stopping a fueler with a chock block while drunk. That was pro as gently caress.
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May 15, 2013 19:32
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We have heaters that run on JP8? New Army motto: "If it doesn't run on jet fuel, it aint poo poo."
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May 22, 2013 21:45
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Martello posted:That's how ours work. And it's basically Canada up here anyway.  Four years in Potsdam. I'm a Winter man, and I miss that kind of cold. And here's how tankers keep warm:  Sweet, hot as hell cancer to the face. EBB fucked around with this message at 23:37 on May 22, 2013 |
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May 22, 2013 23:35
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Martello posted:You from Upstate somewhere? I just went to Potsdam for the first time in my life last Saturday to watch my fiancee's mom's Masters graduation. Seems like a cool little campus. Did my undergrad at Clarkson. It is a cool little campus, but there's fuckall to do unless you drive up to Montreal.
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May 23, 2013 12:14
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He wasn't that slow.
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May 24, 2013 12:18
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Reminds me of one of the luckiest guys ever to go to sea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF3Iz7b95-8
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May 31, 2013 15:08
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What do you even do with that, get an rear end transplant?
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Jun 10, 2013 00:31
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I'm glad I succumbed to cynicism long ago, or poo poo like this would make me worry about the human race. We're hosed.
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Jun 27, 2013 17:56
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Mr. Nice! posted:Crimson Tide. That move is so far from loving reality that all one can do is laugh at it. COB, confine this man to quarters and get my cigars. And the launch keys. Definitely going to need those.
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Sep 18, 2013 23:08
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Das Boot
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Sep 20, 2013 12:15
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'm pretty sure your dad knows that you're gay. 
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Sep 21, 2013 17:18
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No words...should have sent a poet
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krispykremessuck posted:50FA is basically the next IDR Doesn't matter if the stories are true or not, they're entertaining and effort is put into them. IDR got lazy and essentially said "I'm MARSOC, suck me off" then called it a day.
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