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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
It reminds me of what the Stanley Parable guy did, but even better.

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swimming anime
Jan 4, 2006

imo the best 'journalist' for this plan would be yahtzee

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

quakster posted:

It reminds me of what the Stanley Parable guy did, but even better.
Good idea. Hire Kevan Brighting to read the messages out loud.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

swimming anime posted:

imo the best 'journalist' for this plan would be yahtzee

TotalBiscuit would be a good one, he refuses to play Sega games because he's a giant baby. He likes to complain about games he's never played, and complain about games he does play because he has no idea what he's doing. In his recent Wolfenstein video he whined about the forced stealth section at the start even though it's not a forced stealth section.

Yaos fucked around with this message at 19:10 on May 16, 2015

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


quakster posted:

It reminds me of what the Stanley Parable guy did, but even better.

What did he do? I can't seem to guess the right search terms to find out from google.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Now that he's gonna be available, are you guys inviting Hideo Kojima to join the dev team? I'm sure he can do it for exposure.

Simsmagic
Aug 3, 2011

im beautiful



hemophilia posted:

What did he do? I can't seem to guess the right search terms to find out from google.

If he's referring to what I'm thinking of, he sent personalized demos to certain people (Giant Bomb and Game Grumps I think, maybe others) that mentioned them by name and had slightly different dialogue referencing things they had done.

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Rev3

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dH1fA63YPE0

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Yaos posted:

TotalBiscuit would be a good one, he refuses to play Sega games because he's a giant baby. He likes to complain about games he's never played, and complain about games he does play because he has no idea what he's doing. In his recent Wolfenstein video he whined about the forced stealth section at the start even though it's not a forced stealth section.

It was awesome when the Titan Souls guy printed out TB's trweet about his game.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

swimming anime posted:

imo the best 'journalist' for this plan would be yahtzee

that's a hilarious way of spelling dunkey

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


I think that I should be the journalist who receives a personalized preview copy please. I donated 100 dollars and want the game.

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.

Groovelord Neato posted:

It was awesome when the Titan Souls guy printed out TB's trweet about his game.
Titan Souls good game. I'd love it if Barkley 2 had a boss in that style.

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Do you worry that in the 7 (probably 8) years since barkley's release you've lost your touch?

Or is the opposite true, all that time allowed you to hone your craft?

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Khorne posted:

Do you worry that in the 7 (probably 8) years since barkley's release you've lost your touch?

Or is the opposite true, all that time allowed you to hone your craft?

There never was a touch to lose.... it was always more like a grope.

Bisse
Jun 26, 2005

Khorne posted:

Do you worry that in the 7 (probably 8) years since barkley's release you've lost your touch?

Or is the opposite true, all that time allowed you to hone your craft?
I think we are equally immature still.

I'd say the biggest 'touch' we've lost is our ability to steal art assets.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
Fucks sake now I have Stan Bush in my head.

On topic, are there any cool new diseases you're adding as status effects? Any retro stuff like SARS maybe?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Instead of asburgers as a status you should make it Autism spectrum like a debuff that build over time a la poison in Dark Souls.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

notZaar posted:

Instead of asburgers as a status you should make it Autism spectrum like a debuff that build over time a la poison in Dark Souls.

Thematically it's more like hollowing IMO

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

Thematically it's more like hollowing IMO

Bark Souls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBfv3cYJBEY

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

Thematically it's more like hollowing IMO

Cero confirmed for zauber.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

Freakazoid_ posted:

Cero confirmed for zauber.

google says that's an energy beam from bleach, what does that have to do with autism or magic Alzheimers zombies

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
It's been a while, should Barkley 2 switch game engines and become a 3D platformer set in an anachronistic Japan where Europe took over in the 1500's?

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Yaos posted:

It's been a while, should Barkley 2 switch game engines and become a 3D platformer set in an anachronistic Japan where Europe took over in the 1500's?

It should also have survival sandbox elements, and microtransactions so you can customize the katana pickax that you collect ore with

Khorne
May 1, 2002

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

It should also have survival sandbox elements, and microtransactions so you can customize the katana pickax that you collect ore with
Don't forget a voxel engine so you can destroy terrain and build hovels. If you already have a pickaxe then the hard part is already done.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Groovelord Neato posted:

It was awesome when the Titan Souls guy printed out TB's trweet about his game.

What happened with the Titan Souls guy and TB?

TinKelp
Jan 9, 2007
:dukedog:
Buglord

Anatharon posted:

What happened with the Titan Souls guy and TB?

TB made a tweet where he mocked the game; a developer printed the tweet out, stuck it on a fridge, tweeted a photo of it and said he was glad TB didn't like the game; TB responded with an insanely long rant about respect or ethics or some such bullshit.

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

It truly is amazing at the subset of gamers people cyberdwarves that will be so effortlessly wounded when they usually start off being the shitheels.

Stanko-Prussian
May 22, 2006

CLEAN YOUR ROOM!, 'they' said.
DO YOUR HOMEWORK!, 'they' said.
WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH A CARTOON PONY, 'they' said.
FOR GODSAKE! STOP SHOWING US YOUR BLACKHOLE'!! 'they' said.

When I lit the match....STOP SCREAMING, 'I' said

Triggerhappypilot posted:

I will enjoy making gun'net squares to breed my guns'

This joke is so good that i'm quoting it from 8 pages ago.

BUTTERWORBS
Oct 16, 2002

game looks g reat cant wait for the late 2013 release

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Anatharon posted:

What happened with the Titan Souls guy and TB?

http://kotaku.com/popular-youtuber-says-he-wont-cover-game-after-twitter-1698242976

Forgive me my sin of linking Kotaku.

The guy making fun of TB is what got me to finally buy the game.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

It should also have survival sandbox elements, and microtransactions so you can customize the katana pickax that you collect ore with

It's also going to include a five nights at freddy's style dating sim mini-game.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Groovelord Neato posted:

http://kotaku.com/popular-youtuber-says-he-wont-cover-game-after-twitter-1698242976

Forgive me my sin of linking Kotaku.

The guy making fun of TB is what got me to finally buy the game.

I'd been on the fence of it but after watching Yahtzee's playthrough of it and now hearing about that I just bought it. :toot:

Arrrthritis
May 31, 2007

I don't care if you're a star, the moon, or the whole damn sky, you need to come back down to earth and remember where you came from

Groovelord Neato posted:

http://kotaku.com/popular-youtuber-says-he-wont-cover-game-after-twitter-1698242976

Forgive me my sin of linking Kotaku.

The guy making fun of TB is what got me to finally buy the game.

Ahahaha man, Total Biscuit is the worst.

E: Like, you know he's trying to make it look like he's taking the high road here. But his argument boils down to "What I say on twitter doesn't matter, but what THEY say on twitter in unprofessional."

Ryaomon
Mar 19, 2007
Ask me about being a racist piece of shit with a racist gimmick

BUTTERWORBS posted:

game looks g reat cant wait for the late 2013 release

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

google says that's an energy beam from bleach, what does that have to do with autism or magic Alzheimers zombies

You said hollowing. There's hollows in bleach.

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax
Frankie's live & Barkley-ing!

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Groovelord Neato posted:

http://kotaku.com/popular-youtuber-says-he-wont-cover-game-after-twitter-1698242976

Forgive me my sin of linking Kotaku.

The guy making fun of TB is what got me to finally buy the game.

Imagine if this is how it worked in entertainment journalism, Fox News would never talk about Obama's Islamic Caliphate.

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax
Work continues apace.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Gaspar Lewis posted:

Work continues apace.



That doesn't look like a Spalding to me?

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DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
it's gigachip

Check the barkley 2 system requirements, it won't run on a regular old microchip processor

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