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Slightly relevant is the Ask me about buying horrible abandoned homes: domiciles in distress thread which has shown us some amazing pictures of dilapidated houses, including a pissbottle bonanza one:Pope Urbane II posted:Well, I just spent forever writing a post without doing it in a window that saves drafts. Then the power browned out. I'll write more tomorrow, but here are some pictures of a hoarder's jugs of human urine to tide you over. grumplestiltzkin posted:more importantly, why the gently caress arent they capped?!?! If you want to live in abject squalor and understand the depths of the human spirit, you shall let the fumes of your own filth fill you. Take it in like you smoke your ganja, let it become part of you, and soon your essence shall be caught in all the piss jugs in your home. When one spills all over your hand as you try to grab a Lego Akira figurine to shove up your urethra it is not disgust you feel, but a return to the most basic of your urinal self. Drink it all like Nehru did. Drink it all up. Take what you put away as what you consume. Namaste.
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They're not capped because they're not full, duh.
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Nov 30, 2012 04:20
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Oh I did not think of that. That makes a lot of sense. Thanks.
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Nov 30, 2012 04:21
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Sometimes you have to piss here, sometimes you have to piss there. We think of these people as barbaric because we are limited in our understanding of the many ways the lizard may be drained. They're postmodern urinists at work.
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Nov 30, 2012 04:24
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Otaku lairs are at their happiest on their waifu's birthday.  Or maybe it's when they're saddest.
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Nov 30, 2012 04:33
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The Aphasian posted:I'm not a gun owner, yet, but provided those aren't props, isn't hanging loaded guns (based on the belt fed one) by their trigger guards in view of a glass window just a terrible idea? Yeah, grenade launchers are banned federally. And never mind the trigger guards, guns should never, ever be stored loaded.
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Nov 30, 2012 05:25
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This setup is great and I would want to show this off to as many people as possible. That chair looks extremely comfortable too.
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Nov 30, 2012 05:29
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My uncle's best friend who lives in our basement is an absolute goon stereotype in every single goddamn way and his makeshift bedroom would be a fantastic candidate for this thread. I can't stand going down there for any reason. It is not my job to get him to get his poo poo together, either, so I just let him live in his lair of literal waist-high seas of pizza boxes and soda cans/bottles. There used to be a giant grey sofa down there in front of his TV. Now there is no sofa in sight. A sea of food-related garbage. Complete with animes and pornstars on the walls, anime figurines, a giant clunky computer setup, and giant stacks of Japanese video games. He spends all of his money on pizza, soda, and video games, and has no life aspirations or plans to move out of this house which he wasn't supposed to stay in in the first place (but has since I was 8 years old!) My uncle himself is one of my favourite people in the world. He taught me everything I know about computers and steered me in the direction of programming and building my own setups, and loves to play FPSs with me, but he totally has some anime wall scrolls and Evangelion/Suzumiya Haruhi anime figurines. Yep. I want to post pictures of the goon lairs in this home but I'm not sure if the people I am living with are actually goons themselves. This is my life. Spawn of the ultra-goons. But my uncles aren't abusive like my old home was, so this is where I will be if you need to find me. On the grease throne. Suzuki Method has a new favorite as of 05:44 on Nov 30, 2012 |
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Nov 30, 2012 05:41
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It's all airsoft. Consider for a moment how much weight would be hanging off those tiny hooks in drywall if it was all real. The gun at the top is something like 60lbs, if I recall the last time that picture came up.
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Nov 30, 2012 05:42
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"That looks ok for this thread, covering the windows is odd but at least it's tidy, but that door looks a bit like a bus doorWHAT THE HELL" What is the thing sitting on the blankets in front of the door? My mind keeps seeing it as some awful deformed pony doll, the internet has ruined me 
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Nov 30, 2012 06:29
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:"That looks ok for this thread, covering the windows is odd but at least it's tidy, but that door looks a bit like a bus doorWHAT THE HELL" Given the fact that the owner appears to be on 4chan, I'd say it's a pretty high possibility. It's also a high possibility that that bus was built to be a pedo-rapevan.
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Bhodi posted:It's all airsoft. Consider for a moment how much weight would be hanging off those tiny hooks in drywall if it was all real. The gun at the top is something like 60lbs, if I recall the last time that picture came up. It's actually about 30 pounds.  Definitely Airsoft. People usually don't own M249 SAWs or M203s. At least not the same demographic as anime figurine collectors.
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Nov 30, 2012 06:50
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Oh hey! That's the computer all of Goonfleet runs on. That's such a wasted opportunity to turn that bus into all sorts of really cool things without being gross about it.
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Nov 30, 2012 06:55
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:"That looks ok for this thread, covering the windows is odd but at least it's tidy, but that door looks a bit like a bus doorWHAT THE HELL" I think it's just a sock tied to the handle so he doesn't roll into it while sleeping and put an eye out or something. Is that a Walmart name tag hanging off the light?
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This thread inspired me to do a lil' cleaning and now I'm sitting here in a clean, pleasant house. Not that it wasn't already clean to begin with, but you know, it's seems like the proper reaction after seeing some of those poo poo holes. I see anime bedrooms. Those are bad. You know what's worse? My Little Pony Bedrooms!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I1xNmL9Qqo I honestly feel bad for that man's father.
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tehloki posted:edit: Also look at some of the less yellow more brown/grey bottles on the left; piss that color would indicate severe kidney disease. Or sometimes when you let the piss sit around for a while and maybe throw a butt or two in on top of them as well, they tend to age like whiskey in a fine oak cask.
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Nov 30, 2012 11:17
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The Aphasian posted:I'm not a gun owner, yet, but provided those aren't props, isn't hanging loaded guns (based on the belt fed one) by their trigger guards in view of a glass window just a terrible idea? Yea, and most sniper rifles don't really need a carrying handle. Edit: I guess the Barrett does, still no way any of those are real. take me you ANIMAL has a new favorite as of 11:45 on Nov 30, 2012 |
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Nov 30, 2012 11:42
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Nah, they're props. They're also all guns that you can get in Modern Warfare - so he's not a gun nut, he's just another nerd with too much money and too little common sense.
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Nov 30, 2012 11:54
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Can someone explain why so many of these broken people have anime doll collections? [edit] oh we already discussed this Zzulu has a new favorite as of 12:06 on Nov 30, 2012 |
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Nov 30, 2012 12:04
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Can-O-Raid posted:Yeah, grenade launchers are banned federally. And never mind the trigger guards, guns should never, ever be stored loaded. It's probably a 37mm flare launcher http://www.ftfindustries.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=FI&Category_Code=37MM but grenade launchers aren't "banned" so much as "aren't worth the effort of getting" as they're covered under the NFA, and every explosive round has to have an individual tax stamp (at $200 a pop) so it gets pricy fast, and you might as well just stick with a 37mm vs a 40mm.
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Oh good. I thought maybe it was a Russian goon, or a Somalian pirate goon or something. (Ask: Me About Meeting SEAL Team 6)
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The Aphasian posted:Oh good. I thought maybe it was a Russian goon, or a Somalian pirate goon or something. I think COD:MODERF Guns Wall + Anime Sword + Leonidas, COD Guy, Anime Figurine will always add up to Amerigoon
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Bili Rubin posted:I think it's just a sock tied to the handle so he doesn't roll into it while sleeping and put an eye out or something. Is that a Walmart name tag hanging off the light? Yes to both. Looks like he covered all the windows up with white shower tiles too.
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I used to think it sucked living with a mom that was borderline OCD about keeping the house clean, but I see threads like this and realize things could have been much, much worse. A fair amount of my childhood friends had homes like this, one of them more than worthy for this thread. Unfortunately, I don't have any pictures, but it was bad. Real bad. You couldn't see the floor in a lot of the rooms because it was covered in trash, and the parts that weren't covered in trash were carpeted in shed dog hair. Weeks old dishes scattered about, the sink itself filled to the brim with more weeks old dishes. The denizen friend took about as much care with his body as the family did the household; the shower/bath was never used because it was also filled with junk. He never brushed his teeth and instead had his teeth cleaned by a dentist like once a year. I actually spent a lot of time there as were BBFs at the time. I feel bad for the way he lived thinking back on it now.
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/\ My dad has OCD while my mom is horribly disorganized. They got divorced and I had to go back and fourth between the two. 10 years later and I'm extremely organized, yet I'm not scared to let things get messy, knowing full well I can have it totally clean in 15 minutes. I'll take OCD even though you have to put up with irrational poo poo such as, "Don't turn on the overhead lights! Use the lamp, because if an overhead light bulb burns out, it's gonna be hell to replace." I know my dad's quirks and can work with it. My mom is unpredictable. I would also prefer OCD. Ema Nymton posted:What is it with broke-rear end folks and sleeping on bare mattresses? I bought a bed frame from IKEA. My plan was to drink a 6 pack and assemble it. I had a glass of whisky half way through the 6er and by the time I was done, I was fairly drunk. Somewhere along the line, I couldn't figure out how to get the bed off the ground. I tossed the "extra parts" off the porch and now sleep on a mattress on the ground. The bed frame is purely for vanity. crime fighting hog posted:This may sound odd but I actually enjoyed sleeping on just a mattress without a box spring, it was really comfy. I still put a sheet and pillow sheets on it with a blanket though. Sleeping on the ground just somehow made me feel more secure in a way. I feel the same way. It's really great sleeping on the ground, in the corner. My room is clean and I wash my sheets every week, so my friends are accepting of my floormattress lifestyle. waste of internet has a new favorite as of 17:36 on Nov 30, 2012 |
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The Monkey Man posted:Otaku lairs are at their happiest on their waifu's birthday. Man, it's so drat depressing to think that there are adults/adolescents who legitimately feel like they have a relationship with some anime character and do poo poo like this. I wonder if people just keep doing this as they get older, or if they will eventually grow out of it. Or maybe they grow up to be dollfuckers.
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That's what really scares me, is how are these people going to function outside the safety net of their parents when the boomers inevitably pass in 20-30 years? We're going to have legions of middle-aged homeless people with no social skills and only the tattered, crusty remnants of their animu bodypillows to keep them warm. 
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The thing I always found funny about the "CPS took my kids" guy is that while his house (OK, trailer) was a complete and utter disaster his fridge/freezer was surprisingly clean and organized. I always pictured that area being ground zero for filth given it's purpose for storing perishables. Edit: The only positive thing I can say in this thread is at least the people that have vast collections of media (DVDs, books, comics, etc.) seem to have a sense of organization. As in, I'm seeing actual properly built bookshelves with everything spined and organized neatly. It's a hoard for sure but at least there's no clutter and they are not strewn about the floor. Compare this to pissbottles posted earlier in this thread whose thinking is clearly too disorganized to even get a bottle bin started for the ones he's not pissing in (as a first loving step). There was a post earlier about how if you work at or frequent a hobby/comic store you'll see these people with no social skills who spend far too much money on nerdy poo poo. A story I have is this one really goony-looking motherfucker actually throwing his arm out horizontally in front of me (as I was looking at a display case), pointing at some Transformer figure and screaming "I WANT MAGNUS PRIME!" (or whatever it was) at the cashier at the other end of the display case. Dude was at least in his early 20s. So, yeah, just absolutely broken people hoard anime figures instead of doing the dishes from a week ago. I admit I'm into some niche-y poo poo but at least I've had my dick sucked. I love threads like these; I'm a bit of a stickler for maintaining a clean and organized place and usually worry if company would approve of my place. Knowing there are much worse cases out there alleviates some of that anxiety. Justin Godscock has a new favorite as of 19:10 on Nov 30, 2012 |
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The thing I don't understand about all the dirty dishes is why not just buy plastic cups and paper plates. I really hate doing dishes so I use a lot of paper and plastic stuff. Its not a perfect solution since it requires at least a little bit of income, but its way easier to just throw whatever cup and plates I used that day in the garbage than to wash anything. And just garbage in general. Hoarding a huge collection of something I can understand, especially if you have money to burn. But I do not get how you can go home and sit down in front of your computer with a foot of disgusting garbage all around you and still get any enjoyment whatsoever out of what youre doing. I have my own issues with dusting and vacuuming, and keeping up with laundry, but actual garbage with food remnants is where I draw the line.
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Going to the store and buying disposable crap takes about as much effort as cleaning them. I mean, sure most people go to the store anyway but if you've got a goon lair you may live off of fast food / delivered food / mom's food. E: I type good. Jibo has a new favorite as of 21:00 on Nov 30, 2012 |
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Basebf555 posted:The thing I don't understand about all the dirty dishes is why not just buy plastic cups and paper plates. I really hate doing dishes so I use a lot of paper and plastic stuff. Its not a perfect solution since it requires at least a little bit of income, but its way easier to just throw whatever cup and plates I used that day in the garbage than to wash anything. I've never gotten even in the same ballpark as the pictures in this thread, but things have gotten pretty bad at Casa de Z in the past. A lot of it was depression. WoW addiction and a general malaise brought on by a lovely call center job with weird hours was probably the other half. At a certain point, you just hate life and want to retreat into something you don't hate at the expense of the things you should be doing as a self sufficient adult. I've had old food in the fridge, and a few garbage bags and empty pizza boxes waiting to be taken out to the dumpster. Sinks full of dirty dishes, empty soda cans piled up on the desk and overflowing ash trays. Never to the sheer level of filth in these pictures, but pretty bad. I mean, you could walk in my house and sit down on the couch. The carpet was kind of gross, but it could have been fixed with a good steam cleaning. The bathroom was a little grungy, but you could drop a deuce without your skin crawling. It was kind of cyclical. We'd hate the way things were going, crawl into the hidey hole of WoW or whatever else were using to ignore the badness and things would go bad. We'd snap out of it, clean up and be human and that would stick for a while, then it would go back to poo poo. We've improved a lot over the years, though things still get cluttered. Having a house with lots of storage helps when you're not a naturally tidy person. The cat's brief foray into pissing all over the carpet did not, though. I should still hire a maid, though.
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Jibo posted:Going to the store and buying disposable crap takes about as much effort as cleaning them. I mean, sure most people go to the store anyway but if you've got a goon layer you may live off of fast food / delivered food / mom's food. Yea that was my mistake. I was coming at the problem from the perspective of a guy who actually gets out of the house and is responsible for feeding himself. Hey, at least I understand now!
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Well drat. I was going to post the "A prize is won for the filthiest goon house" but can't find it, anyone other than dr 14 inch dick know what I'm talking about?
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I also lived in a dump before, not as bad as these photos. And I've always attributed it to parts college, depression and a lovely roommate who I was basically being a maid after. Even after college, sometimes poo poo would get bad and slip. But all it takes is one day of being fed up and not in constant pain to be able to pull absolutely everything out of my room, clean each thing and reorganize to make it easier to clean the next time. In my defense though, I don't collect anything anime and the only figure I have is the one that you get with the super expensive edition of Halo Reach.
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ArfJason posted:Well drat. I remember a thread in GBS at the beginning of the year that started as 'post your house' and morphed into 'filthiest house wins a prize'. I posted in it but can't find the post in my search history or by searching  A google search for 'filthiest goon house' brought up this link from an old PYF Bans thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3465157 - but I don't have archives so I don't know if that's what you're after.
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He's probably thinking of Dr's contribution to that thread, wherein his house was judged the most horribly filthy:Angerbrat posted:And the winner is Dr 14 INCH DICK Md! Congratulations! Two example images from the entry:  
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Yeah that's the one where I came in on page 2, but there was a follow up thread too!
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Bhodi posted:He's probably thinking of Dr's contribution to that thread, wherein his house was judged the most horribly filthy: Jesus. I can feel the fruit flies coming through my monitor.
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I'm sure that otaku would give up on their waifus if they got out of the house once in a while and did something like gardening. Or maybe not.
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Ularg posted:Oh hey! That's the computer all of Goonfleet runs on. Ahahahaha. Only TEN screens? I think Zek used to run at least 14.
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