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The Monkey Man posted:Does Shay belong in this thread? WELL, I'm sitting in the living room with my parents and was literally pressing my tongue against the roof of my mouth so I wouldn't puke. I might barf. I can't.
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All those nerd caves are reminding me of Ready Player One, a book I hated where you are supposed to root for the arrogant, socially inept creepy goon protagonist. His nerd lair was a van(?) in a junkyard.
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I don't know why I saved this picture of klerck's gaming space.
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I'm starting to rationalize all these pictures as coming from coroner reports. Yeah I know the whole mental illness thing where they don't really see these spaces as being abnormal but loving christ why would you ever willingly put these pictures online.
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You know, at least some of the more hovel-like lairs are clean (Ok, not filled with garbage. Can't say I'd spend a great deal of time cleaning a place that would be improved by demolition). I mean, I wouldn't mind using a cheap location with just a bed, chair, desk and computer with associated peripherals for work, or anything else that require few distractions. But seriously, some of these places look like they would impede the activity that caused the buildup in the first place. Once your floor becomes too dangerous to pass out on, you should probably not drink that week and clean it, no?
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AuntBuck posted:I don't know why I saved this picture of klerck's gaming space. diabetes.jpg
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Bad rear end Boutique posted:If you're talking about Bungmonkey, I'd bet all of those were from dumpster diving. This is brilliant. Just put some shag down on the floor and it's like a little nerd escape pod.
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Francostein posted:yeah that's totally jizz. This really should be in the thread title. I just can't get over the sensory deprivation chamber, it's like being cooped up inside one's own bedroom/basement isn't enough. This dude needs to be cut off from much more, it's like a whole new level of reclusiveness.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:This is brilliant. Just put some shag down on the floor and it's like a little nerd escape pod. Unless he has some sort of A/C or ventilation going on in there I can't imagine that thing being anything but ungodly hot after like 10 minutes of running a gaming computer. It is kind of a cool idea though.
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ExplodingSims posted:Unless he has some sort of A/C or ventilation going on in there I can't imagine that thing being anything but ungodly hot after like 10 minutes of running a gaming computer. It is kind of a cool idea though. Maybe he leaves the door open while he's using it, then closes it off when has has people over or something. Assuming he has a social life here.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Ultimate Goonette. JESUS CHRIST this woman is seriously demented. She honestly thinks that there's nothing wrong with her?! My God, she talks about some really twisted poo poo, she's clearly completely unstable. I had heard about this person before but I didn't know the details, honestly talking about how badly she wants to be raped and killed? She even mentions a few times that her stepdad used to beat her, then mentions in another page she fantasized about having sex with him. I really hope she's gotten the help she needs. Just...wow.
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Toriori posted:JESUS CHRIST this woman is seriously demented. She honestly thinks that there's nothing wrong with her?! My God, she talks about some really twisted poo poo, she's clearly completely unstable. She's probably a hoax. I mean, come on, living in a cave with pilfered internet and electricity, that's unfeasible on all accounts. And 'faye kane' is close homophone to 'faking'
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ExplodingSims posted:Unless he has some sort of A/C or ventilation going on in there I can't imagine that thing being anything but ungodly hot after like 10 minutes of running a gaming computer. It is kind of a cool idea though. I'm curious as to where the computer actually is, I THINK I see a cd drive sitting on the upper shelf thing, but where is the rest of the computer?
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I think it's behind the monitor. If you look at the first photo there is a segment that looks just the right size for a tower.
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AuntBuck posted:I don't know why I saved this picture of klerck's gaming space. The FFX box really seals the deal here.
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What's the story behind GutterMonkey? Did he just live in a crawlspace and eventually kill himself? I'm seriously curious as to how his life came down to those events. There must be an E/N thread somewhere. Nobody just decides "Hey, I'm gonna live in a water logged crawl space." All these crawlspace nerdcaves would have been wonderful when I was younger.... If they weren't covered in jizz and full of pissbottles.
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DemeaninDemon posted:The FFX box really seals the deal here. For me it's the Bauhaus CD.
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slowdave posted:For me it's the Bauhaus CD. I think I like the comb. It's like, hey man, I gotta be stylish when I'm in my hovel.
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So much anime.
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Adrastus posted:She's probably a hoax. I mean, come on, living in a cave with pilfered internet and electricity, that's unfeasible on all accounts. And 'faye kane' is close homophone to 'faking' Somebody wrote all those unsettling words and took pictures of that gross tentcave. I mean, Faye may not be a real person, but that's real creepy.
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I need to clean. Everything.
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waste of internet posted:What's the story behind GutterMonkey? Did he just live in a crawlspace and eventually kill himself? I'm seriously curious as to how his life came down to those events. There must be an E/N thread somewhere. Nobody just decides "Hey, I'm gonna live in a water logged crawl space." I thought Guttermonkey was the one who got a misspelled Chumbawumba tattoo pretended to marry a goonette and then got banned for some reason
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Keep in mind that the animu rooms are probably the only nice parts of their homes. Everything else is probably straight from walmart. These collections are also usually collected over years and years, which helps spread out the cost. Then theres always the girls that just get guys to buy poo poo for them. A successful anime franchise must be one of the most disgustingly profitable things in the world. So much drat merchandise...and the standards for writing are so low... I gotta get me an illustrator so I can start printing money from shut-ins. And this thread has inspired me to clean my already-clean home. I still feel itchy from those roach videos.
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My roommate gave me permission to take pics of his room, sorry for the lovely iPhone pics:   
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Grem posted:How much money do you think your roommate is going to cost you in your security deposit? Zero, he's my cousin, I'll present him with a bill for cleaning/repair and he'll pay it. He's good that way, he's just a dirty mofo. Also, it was pointed out he has two empty boxes of Canestin. I know that girls use that for yeast infections, but what do guys use it for?
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:Zero, he's my cousin, I'll present him with a bill for cleaning/repair and he'll pay it. He's good that way, he's just a dirty mofo. Same thing pretty much.
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Francostein posted:Same thing pretty much. Does he have something I can catch? Should I ask in the Goon Doctor thread?
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:Does he have something I can catch? Should I ask in the Goon Doctor thread? Just quit having sex with him. edit: removed incriminating photo ohnobugs has a new favorite as of 20:32 on Dec 5, 2012 |
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:Does he have something I can catch? Should I ask in the Goon Doctor thread? Probably not and why not. They're likely to know a lot more about it. While there maybe you could ask about how to help your cousin deal with their inability to take care of themselves because this isn't a matter that you can take care of by just cleaning the room. It's like shoveling the driveway while it's still snowing.
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Elohssa Gib posted:I thought Guttermonkey was the one who got a misspelled Chumbawumba tattoo pretended to marry a goonette and then got banned for some reason The climax to his hilarious career of finding the worst pictures on the internet was linking a picture of bestiality, according to his rap sheet.
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http://youtubedoubler.com/5XEC I thought this might help enrich the experience.
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oh my loving god that is literally a crawlspace What in the everliving gently caress? Why? How? I have so many questions, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know the answers (where do you piss and poo poo in a living situation like that?).
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http://www.reddit.com/r/shittybattlestations some are doing it on purpose, some are sincerely awful. This one is remarkable :  Nothing too filthy, just an obvious basement. Also, he appears to sleep on a collapsible camp bed.
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