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Kyoon_
Jan 17, 2012

by T. Mascis




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Bloomington
Apr 20, 2010


The only trumpet I know is

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



Is our national toupée nightmare finally over?

Peven Stan
Feb 1, 2006


Thanks for the thread Kkkyoon

permabanned
Aug 12, 2008

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:kyoon:

how about the Greatest Page in The Universe in exchange for the Most Horrible Page Ever Written?

The Sphinxster
Jul 13, 2007

Next!


I heard the Kyooniverse is showing signs of end times.

Sir Prancelot
Mar 6, 2008

Knight of the
Rainbow Table.


more like last

never trust an elf
Aug 30, 2005


Bloomington posted:

The only trumpet I know is

you had to type sax to post that

Reverend Cheddar
Nov 6, 2005

wriggle cat is happy


What is a 'shofar'? Is that like a loofah? I gotta know man there might be CIA in my shower

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Aug 12, 2008

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Kyoon, are you God?
Is it this the 11th fact about god. Oh Kyoon, we live in the universe created by Kyoon! Tabarnak!

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

have you ever taken an honest look at your keyboard
and felt sick


I've never seen Kyoon and Lowtax in the same thread

Sonrisa
Aug 13, 2004

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?



I can now face eternity with this thread, Kyoon. Thank you.

rizuhbull
Mar 30, 2011



I have no idea what's going on.

ALEX TRILLTON
Sep 9, 2011

IF I'M EVER A DICK ON THE INTERNET, TELL PAULSEPHIROTH'S MOM


So does the last trumpet sound like KYOOOOOOOOOOOON or am I totally off base here?

Bloomington
Apr 20, 2010


IHatePugs posted:

you had to type sax to post that


Reverend Cheddar posted:

What is a 'shofar'? Is that like a loofah? I gotta know man there might be CIA in my shower
It's a Jewish

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula


Sorry Kyoon, I get all my news from http://www.dangerousmother.com now.

AATREK CURES KIDS
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!


Kyoon, please explain to me how I should use this knowledge in order to change my life. Thanks in advance.

Bloodplay it again
Aug 24, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

I went utter limit the other day and my hair turned the color of cocoa butter. I think the illuminati's chemtrails mass produced by the reptoids have turned my hair gold. LAWD my hair is gold.

Jesus In A Can
Jul 2, 2007
From Concentrate

God Bless that Matt Marriott.

E: and kyoon_

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

Kyoon. Kyooooon.

Its such a lovely name to say. Kyooon.

Its such a shame that something so lovely is inundated with the heebie jeebie willy nilly milly vanilly crazy.

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Aug 12, 2008

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Ivor Biggun posted:

Sorry Kyoon, I get all my news from http://www.dangerousmother.com now.

quote:

This zebsite is protected by God
, Werebear throws around some weight I spy...

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004



I know trumpets are unpopular but claiming the last one was played in 2004 is an exaggeration.

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!

Nope. This is no time for false flaphorns or silly little tootwhistles.
Kahahhheeeooooooooooooooo o oooooooooo n

Looks like they're multiplying, but the walls of Jericho will hold, right?

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Aug 12, 2008

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It's just a goldmine - repent you goons, or else you will suffer the same fate.

Werebear posted:

Police found a woman's decapitated body in a Mexican border city on Saturday, alongside a handwritten sign saying she was killed in retaliation for her postings on a social networking site. They described her as a frequent poster, who used a laptop or cell phone to send reports.

Earlier this month, a man and a woman were found hanging dead from an overpass in Nuevo Laredo with a similar message threatening "this is what will happen" to internet users. However, it has not been clearly established whether the two had in fact ever posted any messages, or on what sites.

Sonrisa
Aug 13, 2004

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?



Ivor Biggun posted:

Sorry Kyoon, I get all my news from http://www.dangerousmother.com now.

HERETIC!

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010


I've been trying to tell my friends this for weeks. You explain it so much better and so much more clearly than I ever could though. Thanks, friend.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

Mah spoon is too big!


Kyoon, I love you and I can't wait to see your first post-Dec 21 2012 contribution to these forums.

Nippashish
Nov 1, 2005

Let me see you dance!

Kyooooooooooon

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Aug 12, 2008

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Kyoon, the following story is more compelling than yours.

Werebear posted:

Somebody told me "Go take a Friday night out".

So I went to my building compound for some rest. A 3 feet tall girl child jumped over the iron fence in our building. I got angry because I am 7 feet tall but I could not jump or walk over the fence.

So I destroyed/broke the whole iron fence. Now everybody can walk over the fence lying on the ground.

First, I ripped apart the iron rods which was supporting the fence and then I kicked the fence to the ground. No equipments used.

One of the iron rods broke into half and was standing there. So I used a heavy rock and smashed it out of the ground.

Come here to see the destruction.

Come on everybody here. Break some iron fences. Do not be slaves to anybody. Use your muscles power and body to break out of the slavery.

In Germany, there is company which charges some $10 for 1 hour and people are allowed to break old cars with sledge hammers.

Please share your aggression and anger here. Take out your frustration.

The reason I destroyed the iron fence is that, it could not stop a 3 feet tall girl child. How will the fence stop people who are 5 feet to 8 feet tall?

It was useless and blocking space and air.

The idiots in our building have erected a big wall surrounding the building and one of the reasons given was to stop dogs entering our building. But there are 5 dogs in who jump over the wall and move in and out of the building. They are my dogs. If the wall cannot stop dogs, how will the wall stop thieves who are expert climbers.

My achievements:

3 years back, I threw a half-brick, 50 feet high and it got stuck in the fruit tree.

At the age of 16 years, I broke a granite slab with my kick. I was just testing the granite.

At the age of 12 years, I would throw cricket ball (rubber) 100 feet to 125 feet high.

I bet you can't throw a brick up a tree or through the Illuminati's mansion windows.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

A gift from Coyote! Nothing could possibly go wrong here!


As a guitarist and thereminist, how does all this trumpet playing affect me???

My friend plays trombone, does that count?

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post




Shine on, you paranoid, mentally disturbed diamond. Shine on!

Rita Repulsa
Nov 10, 2008



Kyoon_ posted:

Last Trumpets, the ultimate End Times Paradox, solved by Last Prophet: 1+1


The sound of the the Last Trumpets
The sound of the The Last Trumpets echoes the human soul. It is a sound without corruption, the raw sound of the neshama.
The bend of the shofar echoes the transition between this world and the next.
The sound of the last shofars is also unique because it is heard only ONCE in the History of Mankind for ALL of Mankind: during End Times.
The first trumpet echoed 1914, the Last Trumpet echoed 2004. (0).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVrYbKBrI7o

Fish Fry Andy
Aug 4, 2010



Kyoon, Caron, and Werebear are basically a team of freedom fighters attempting to save the world from the Illuminati/CIA conspiracy.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

The ironic self-awareness is the worst. It's very existence mocks my need to understand and then dismiss it.


Kyoon_ posted:

Last Trumpets, the ultimate End Times Paradox, solved by Last Prophet: 1+1


The sound of the the Last Trumpets
The sound of the The Last Trumpets echoes the human soul. It is a sound without corruption, the raw sound of the neshama.
The bend of the shofar echoes the transition between this world and the next.
The sound of the last shofars is also unique because it is heard only ONCE in the History of Mankind for ALL of Mankind: during End Times.
The first trumpet echoed 1914, the Last Trumpet echoed 2004. (0)

The ultimate End Times Paradox
The ultimate End Times Paradox: as trumpet after trumpet it was more and more impossible to ignore their unique sound, that echoes only ONCE in the History of Mankind ... fewer and fewer were able to listen to them.

Answer to the ultimate End Times Paradox explained
To solve this paradox all you need is to add two basic facts.
1. Illuminati pushed brainwashing of people to the utter limits during End Times, finally reducing them to beasts.(1)
2. Beasts, unlike children, are no longer able to REPENT. (2)


Notes
(0) Detroit, a milestone along the "Illuminati destroyed" road. CHECK the WORDS of LAST PROPHET from 2008 :
http://end-times-history.blogspot.c...4-trenches.html

(1) Why is google angelic? Why is Matt Marriott the Last Prophet?
I could give you 1000 examples. But this one alone is enough to answer both questions;
... Last Prophet's words are, for the last 5 years, "coincidentally" #1 and #2 of the MOST important google search any person can do
http://www.google.com/search?source...facts+about+God
"Coincidentally" not only the two most important pages written in the short story of the web but one also the most horrible page ever written...
http://who-god-is.blogspot.pt/2007/...ever-since.html
http://one-mark-one-beast.blogspot.com/

(2) Sounds of the apocalypse: Are they heavenly "shofars?" - thread posted by CIA psy-op "666 Is Now"
http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Sou...eavenly-shofars
Last Prophet replies to CIA Disinfo, using fake shofars to attract naive children:


Why when the LAST TRUMPETS echoed only a few were able to listen:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3509203
No wonder Creep is not even in Radiohead YouTube channel.

Kyoon

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 23, 2008



Yup.


Reverend Cheddar posted:

What is a 'shofar'? Is that like a loofah? I gotta know man there might be CIA in my shower

No, you're thinking of falafels.

UncleSmoothie
May 25, 2008

chill your vag man

Kyoon_ posted:

No wonder Creep is not even in Radiohead YouTube channel.

loving hell Kyoon is right.

Get off your End Time Computers you damned sheep. Something must be done

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Aug 12, 2008

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UncleSmoothie posted:

loving hell Kyoon is right.

Get off your End Time Computers you damned sheep. Something must be done

Let's shoot everyone!!!

Werebear posted:

Why waste money on hardcore criminals? When prisoners such as rapists are jailed for 20 years, they eat food and occupy large prisons and police protection cost tax-payers billions of dollars.

Eliminate hardcore prisoners & criminals lessen the national debts.

Forum member:

when I was in vegas me and my bf were chatting about the death penalty with the cab driver and he said theres like over 2 million people in prison in the states

Add Obama and his supporters to the list. That is some 10 million criminals/prisoners.

Issue shoot at sight orders for drug cartels, prostitutes, porn stars, sex maniacs, homosexuals and criminals to lessen country's debts.

In the Iraqi court, Saddam Hussein had said "shoot me, I want to die like a soldier. Do not hang me". By the Iraqi justice system hanged Saddam to death.

If you ask prisoners and criminals who are serving long term jail sentence they will say that they would want to die rather than rot in prison for 10 or 20 years.

3 years back, the terrorist "Kasab" who carried out Mumbai terrorists attacks told Mumbai police that they should shoot and kill him. But Kasab was hanged 3 days back.

Forum member:

Better idea use them for work no one else wants to do basically make them pay the cost to feed them through hard labor hard labor most people dont want to do

Reply:

But police protection and prison buildings fro 20 years for rapists and hardcore criminals in 196 countries costs billions of dollars to tax-payers money.

I agree less criminals must be used for work no one else wants to do.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011


Hey Kyoon, what is your opinion on famed glorious gibbis poster Werebear?

Edit: Oh no the Illuminati secret police mods have struck again

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

So is Kyoon pronounced with one syllable or two? This is important because it determines if he is a true prophet or just the deluded tool of the global Illuminati disinformation network.

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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

he's the one who gives his body/
as a weapon of the war/
and without him all this killing can't go on


Reverend Cheddar posted:

What is a 'shofar'? Is that like a loofah? I gotta know man there might be CIA in my shower



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkThNw210is


We have an entire thread for this, you know.


Ask / Tell > Ask me which weird musical instrument you should learn this summer

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