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LIONEL MESSI End Times Paradox: Ballon d'Or yet not illuminati icon Ballons d'Or vs Nobel Prizes Ballons d'Or elect the best soccer player of the year. The jury is a wide panel of sports journalists, so "electing" the "right" illuminati icon is a bit more difficult than the usual case (e.g. Nobel Prizes), when there are no difficulties whatsoever. Why Messi is deeply disliked by the illuminati The basic reason why Messi could not be picked up as illuminati icon are not his looks, just think about total fraud Stephen Hawking, one of the top illuminati icons (1). The basic reason is that he thanks God as he is on stage. Messi is deeply disliked by the illuminati after three consecutive Ballons d'Or (2) and another season where he has shown unprecedented magic in football alias soccer. (3) All this giving no chances to "real deal" illuminati icon "Cristiano" Ronaldo (4). Ballons d'Or 2012 So nothing can stop Lionel Messi to become the first player to win FOUR Ballons d'Or, not to mention FOUR consecutive Ballons d'Or, right? That is where illuminati's icon Ibrahimovic's "fantastic" goal be comes to play. A goal scored with the goalkeeper 20 meters away from where he should be. Notes (1) Reminder: Last Prophet explained not only the real End Times Holes... http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3520047 BTW, thanks to poster "GIANT OUIJA BOARD", the censored OP can still be read ... but also the illuminati fake black holes: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...illuminati+icon (2) Lionel Messi is the fourth football player to win three Ballons d'Or, and the second player to win three consecutive Ballons d'Or. (3) Messi's 2012 unprecedented magic includes being: - one goal from beating Gerd Muller's record from 1982 (although Gerd Muller, unlike Messi, was only a scorer) - the key to explain Barcelons's unprecedented record start in the spanish league. (4) The January 2011 act "real deal Cristiano Ronaldo has sex with Paris Hilton" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...night-club.html  (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 22:12 |
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FULL TITLE: LIONEL MESSI End Times Paradox: although deeply disliked by illuminati will be 4th Ballon d'Or in a row. Only hope is Ibrahimovic's lucky punch.
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 22:14 |
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Is that so edit: you should post this in the soccer forum
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 22:17 |
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So the reason Barcelona choked in the UCL Semis is because the Illuminati hates Messi. Enlightening.
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 22:22 |
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Kyoon_ posted:Why Messi is deeply disliked by the illuminati Although Hawking's looks are okay for an icon used to propagate illuminati "science" hoaxes, but Messi's looks are far from ideal to propagate illuminati "sports" hoaxes.
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I agree
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 22:27 |
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WILL BE 4TH BALLER OF GOLDKyoon posted:(1) Reminder: Last Prophet explained not only the real End Times Holes...
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Kyoon_ posted:Why Messi is deeply disliked by the illuminati Another reason is that Messi contributes to the independence movement of Catalunya, another end times paradox, after 2004 illuminati formally destroyed the independence of 25 european nations without having to fire a single shot.
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 22:56 |
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Messi was fed steroids and HGH by the Illuminati so I don't understand this
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 22:58 |
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Kyoon_ posted:That is where illuminati's icon Ibrahimovic's "fantastic" goal be comes to play. A goal scored with the goalkeeper 20 meters away from where he should be. The football world as it should be, according to the illuminati, reduced to a photo: Giant Ibahimovic, dwarf Messi http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...-begs-to-differ
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 23:00 |
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Kyoon, answer my question. Why didn't you post this in the soccer forum?
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 23:06 |
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zakharov posted:Why didn't you post this in the soccer forum? that forum not visible to google or visitors
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SOCCER GO BACK IN YOUR SOCCERHOLE
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 23:19 |
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Sorry Kyoon but Ibrahimovic did not make the final three-man shortlist for this award so the Illuminati are out of luck.
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| # ? Dec 2, 2012 23:20 |
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How do you see stoke city fc's 'anti football' fitting in to this? They're manager tony pulis is very outspoken about messi and is never seen without a cap. Very suspicious in my opinion.
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vyelkin posted:Sorry Kyoon but Ibrahimovic did not make the final three-man shortlist for this award so the Illuminati are out of luck. He will be there to stop Messi from winning it for the fifth time though
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