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Kyoon_
Jan 17, 2012

by T. Mascis


LIONEL MESSI End Times Paradox: Ballon d'Or yet not illuminati icon

Ballons d'Or vs Nobel Prizes
Ballons d'Or elect the best soccer player of the year. The jury is a wide panel of sports journalists, so "electing" the "right" illuminati icon is a bit more difficult than the usual case (e.g. Nobel Prizes), when there are no difficulties whatsoever.

Why Messi is deeply disliked by the illuminati
The basic reason why Messi could not be picked up as illuminati icon are not his looks, just think about total fraud Stephen Hawking, one of the top illuminati icons (1).
The basic reason is that he thanks God as he is on stage.

Messi is deeply disliked by the illuminati after three consecutive Ballons d'Or (2) and another season where he has shown unprecedented magic in football alias soccer. (3)
All this giving no chances to "real deal" illuminati icon "Cristiano" Ronaldo (4).

Ballons d'Or 2012
So nothing can stop Lionel Messi to become the first player to win FOUR Ballons d'Or, not to mention FOUR consecutive Ballons d'Or, right?

That is where illuminati's icon Ibrahimovic's "fantastic" goal be comes to play. A goal scored with the goalkeeper 20 meters away from where he should be.

Notes
(1) Reminder: Last Prophet explained not only the real End Times Holes...
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3520047
BTW, thanks to poster "GIANT OUIJA BOARD", the censored OP can still be read

... but also the illuminati fake black holes:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...illuminati+icon

(2) Lionel Messi is the fourth football player to win three Ballons d'Or, and the second player to win three consecutive Ballons d'Or.

(3) Messi's 2012 unprecedented magic includes being:
- one goal from beating Gerd Muller's record from 1982 (although Gerd Muller, unlike Messi, was only a scorer)
- the key to explain Barcelons's unprecedented record start in the spanish league.

(4) The January 2011 act "real deal Cristiano Ronaldo has sex with Paris Hilton"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...night-club.html


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Kyoon_
Jan 17, 2012

by T. Mascis


FULL TITLE:
LIONEL MESSI End Times Paradox: although deeply disliked by illuminati will be 4th Ballon d'Or in a row. Only hope is Ibrahimovic's lucky punch.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

PINE TARD


Is that so

edit: you should post this in the soccer forum

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER?!


So the reason Barcelona choked in the UCL Semis is because the Illuminati hates Messi.

Enlightening.

Kyoon_
Jan 17, 2012

by T. Mascis


Kyoon_ posted:

Why Messi is deeply disliked by the illuminati
The basic reason why Messi could not be picked up as illuminati icon are not his looks, just think about total fraud Stephen Hawking, one of the top illuminati icons (1).

Although Hawking's looks are okay for an icon used to propagate illuminati "science" hoaxes, but Messi's looks are far from ideal to propagate illuminati "sports" hoaxes.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


I agree

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

GHOST OF GOLDUSTS PAST


WILL BE 4TH BALLER OF GOLD

Kyoon posted:

(1) Reminder: Last Prophet explained not only the real End Times Holes...
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3520047
BTW, thanks to poster "GIANT OUIJA BOARD", the censored OP can still be read
Kyoon, is SA run by the illuminati????

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



Kyoon_
Jan 17, 2012

by T. Mascis


Kyoon_ posted:

Why Messi is deeply disliked by the illuminati

Another reason is that Messi contributes to the independence movement of Catalunya, another end times paradox, after 2004 illuminati formally destroyed the independence of 25 european nations without having to fire a single shot.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Messi was fed steroids and HGH by the Illuminati so I don't understand this

Kyoon_
Jan 17, 2012

by T. Mascis


Kyoon_ posted:

That is where illuminati's icon Ibrahimovic's "fantastic" goal be comes to play. A goal scored with the goalkeeper 20 meters away from where he should be.

The football world as it should be, according to the illuminati, reduced to a photo: Giant Ibahimovic, dwarf Messi
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...-begs-to-differ

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

PINE TARD


Kyoon, answer my question. Why didn't you post this in the soccer forum?

Kyoon_
Jan 17, 2012

by T. Mascis


zakharov posted:

Why didn't you post this in the soccer forum?

that forum not visible to google or visitors

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

I do remember one thing.

SOCCER GO BACK IN YOUR SOCCERHOLE

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.


Sorry Kyoon but Ibrahimovic did not make the final three-man shortlist for this award so the Illuminati are out of luck.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007

We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


How do you see stoke city fc's 'anti football' fitting in to this? They're manager tony pulis is very outspoken about messi and is never seen without a cap. Very suspicious in my opinion.

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HAIL LORD ZLATAN
Jan 2, 2011


vyelkin posted:

Sorry Kyoon but Ibrahimovic did not make the final three-man shortlist for this award so the Illuminati are out of luck.



He will be there to stop Messi from winning it for the fifth time though

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