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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-56.phpRoamin' Dad posted:in the dead of night she oinks and it sounds like someone trying to sing which makes me scream in my bed One of my favorite Dads in a while, which is saying something since they're always amazing. Good to say Dad is back and gettin' down and dirty with some piggies. Keep up the fine work, Dad! P.S. - Mods please change my name to Detective Crombo, thanks.
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| # ? Dec 5, 2012 01:17 |
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| # ? May 23, 2013 12:29 |
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Dear Santa Mods, for Christmas I would like to be renamed Pig That Fits In My Mouth  Also: I only recently found Dad and now love that li'l scamp so hard. He may be flea-ridden but look at that mucus stained mouth, who wouldn't want to take him home?
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| # ? Dec 5, 2012 18:34 |
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"I cried and cried and tried to play the radio show comical pig sound effects to hide my bawling. I cried so hard that i fell asleep for about 3 hours while we were still on the air and woke up and unplugged the radio stuff and drove home." This is pretty much how I functioned for many years of my life. Long live Roamin' Dad!
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| # ? Dec 5, 2012 22:16 |
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Hooray!! Roamin' Dad is back! This made my day, and made me a fortune in the pig-naming racket as well.
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| # ? Dec 6, 2012 21:15 |
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Roamin' Dad is a Very Special kind of absurd, and I love it. I like to imagine that he's Jeff K all grown up.
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| # ? Dec 13, 2012 13:50 |
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Hey thanks! I think this might be the longest-running series on SA in terms of # of items and I still have tons of fun writing them, so I'm really glad you guys are still getting a kick out of it!
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| # ? Dec 14, 2012 05:07 |
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Good job on the latest one. I just made the mistake of reading this while drinking a beverage and drat near died when I got to the "Coach Juice" section.
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| # ? Dec 18, 2012 20:41 |
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"Neighbor rolls tomato under my garage door to get me to eat them. I don't want the tomato so i roll it back and he rolls it back but it gets bigger every time it comes back. then the neighbor starts screaming and i start screaming. This dream usually happens when the pigs are also screaming but when i wake up i never know if i was screaming first or if they were" This is pretty much how I live my life.
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| # ? Dec 18, 2012 23:56 |
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I'm glad Dad has been able to hold down his latest oinkupation for the time being, seeing as how he's had quite the carousel ride of jobs throughout his life. But the stress seems to be getting to him and causing these nightly visions of hell. What's the problem? Are the horrible squeals of his surrogate ham kids reminding him of his real children he left behind to roam the land? Some sort of trichinosis-related brain fever? Just plain old worry brought on by the uncertain nature of the current economy and the thought he might be fired at any moment and replaced by an undocumented Swine Wrangler that will do the job for less coin and with only a fraction of the night terrors? Whatever the cause may be, keep your chin up and try to soldier on, Dad.
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| # ? Dec 20, 2012 07:12 |
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I always get extremely excited when a ROAMIN' DAD update pops up in my RSS feed.
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| # ? Dec 30, 2012 01:36 |
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Hooray for more Roamin' dad! He has had a very exciting year, it seems. rip angelo
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| # ? Jan 2, 2013 20:28 |
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My favourite pigs were Pepperidge & Ragtime Piglet: Hey Hitlerdog lets dance!  Hitlerdog: Nein! Dancing is for artists and homosexuals!  Ragtime Piglet: Aww c,mon Hitlerdog kick up your Sunday shoes. Hitlerdog: Get on ze train! Dancing is forbidden! Ragtime Piglet: What about the time you hopped around when Paris was captured? Hitlerdog: Oh well I guess that was fun. Hey, this isn't half bad. WEEEEE! Ragtime Piglet: Conquest isn't everything Hitlerdog, you need to have fun sometimes because life is too short to get stressed out. Hitlerdog: I have seen the error of my ways and will live the rest of my life in peace painting pictures of windmills. ------------ 
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| # ? Jan 15, 2013 15:27 |
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Those are some pigs to think about, nimh. Thank you. Oh, also: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-59.php Is Dad a coward? I say nay, as discretion is the better part of valor, and Dad clearly knew he was no match for his opponent in those situation, and ran to live another day. Besides, I think is Dad is a lover, not a fighter. He's a wise man.
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| # ? Jan 16, 2013 01:15 |
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A new Dad - a Lovin' Dad. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-61.php STOP HORSES LAUGHTER
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 20:32 |
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Roamin' Dad posted:NATALIE AGAIN - we got back together to market and sell a carnival food of my own creation "CORN BLOBS" which was just corn dogs without the dog in it and it was a blob of corn the size of a golf ball on a stick. They sold very well for the first 15 minutes until everyone realized what they were and told the other people I could not stop laughing at this! Always happy to see a Roamin' Dad update. Anyone else find it a crime that there's no Roamin' Dad smilie?
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 02:12 |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-62.php "one of the teens was a boy scout and had cut one of the birds open and found lots of sleeping pills in its stomach" This is a beautiful nugget of Roamin' Dad tucked away at the end of the article.
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| # ? Mar 13, 2013 20:13 |
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There is a new Roamin' Dad but it is currently not displaying correctly! The "chatlogs" are running behind the tables which is a shame because this looks to be a particularly erotic edition Edit: It works now and was even better than I hoped! Chris! fucked around with this message at Apr 9, 2013 around 16:23 |
| # ? Apr 9, 2013 15:14 |
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Chris! posted:There is a new Roamin' Dad but it is currently not displaying correctly! The "chatlogs" are running behind the tables which is a shame because this looks to be a particularly erotic edition Fixed now, thanks.
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| # ? Apr 9, 2013 16:23 |
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I think I most enjoyed the horny level reference that keeps coming up on the SA twitter guy's feed. Great update. Looking forward to the next version!
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| # ? Apr 10, 2013 01:53 |
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| # ? May 23, 2013 12:29 |
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The 'Dads just keep gettin better! Thanks!
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