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MassRanTer: May 26, 2001; Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

HAPPY RODIDAYS! THE ROD SQUAD WILL BE IN FULL EFFECT THIS MONTH!

RODERICK STRONG FUN CLUB OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER:

ITEM ONE: Final Battle is on iPPV December 16th at 2 PM.

ITEM TWO: Noted Old guy Jerry Lynn will have his final ROH match at that show, but not with Roderick.

ITEM THREE: ROH will be a part of National Pro Wrestling Day. That better mean Rod will be a part of National Pro Wrestling Day. http://www.nationalprowrestlingday.com/

ITEM FOUR: THAT BALDING DORK MICHAEL ELGIN IS GOING DOWN THIS MONTH

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FINAL BATTLE 2012
DECEMBER 16th
2 PM

Matches signed include

ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LADDER WAR!!
Kevin Steen vs El Generico

Special Challenge Match
ROH World TV Champion Adam Cole vs Matt Hardy

3 Way ROH World Tag Team Championship Match
S.C.U.M. (Jimmy Jacobs & Steve Corino) vs Jay & Mark Briscoe vs Caprice Coleman & Cedric Alexander

Grudge Tag Team Match
The American Wolves ("Die Hard" Eddie Edwards & Davey Richards) vs. Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish

Jerry Lynn returns to the Hammerstein Ballroom for His Final ROH Bout

Grudge Match
"Unbreakable" Michael Elgin vs Roderick Strong

Special Challenge Match
Jay Lethal vs "The Man Beast" Rhino

NYC Street Fight
Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin vs BJ Whitmer & Rhett Titus

Expect more names to be announced in the coming weeks as well as matches to be finalized as the event draws near! It's our annual year-end extravaganza and you can bet “Final Battle 2012” will end ROH's year with a bang! Order your tickets now in the ROH Store!

CAN YOU REALLY BE UNBREAKABLE WHEN YOU GET HIT WITH A BACK BREAKER?

OR ANOTHER BACK BREAKER?

NOPE

RODIDAY SEASON ROD SQUAD HIT LIST:

#1:

MICHAEL ELGIN: LEARN ANOTHER POSE

#2:

FATTIES AND A PRINCESS

#3:

DROP THE ZERO, GET WITH A HERO

RODIDAYS SHOPPING GUIDE
http://www.rohwrestling.com/product...aker-2-disc-set
BUY THE DVD!

http://www.rohwrestling.com/apparel...-strong-t-shirt
BUY THE SHIRT!

http://www.rohwrestling.com/apparel...ls-t-shirt-pink
YOU A GIRL? BUY THIS SHIRT (AND HAVE SEX WITH ROD)

WATCH ROD ON TV:
http://www.rohwrestling.com/content/ROHTVListings

OR ON THE WEBSITE:
http://www.rohwrestling.com/tv/watch-now

ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

# ? Dec 5, 2012 20:41

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# ? May 21, 2013 08:15

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

MassRayPer posted:

DROP THE ZERO, GET WITH A HERO

Seth Rogen?

# ? Dec 5, 2012 20:52

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Seth Rogen?

Kevin Steen. He did really well for himself.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 21:01

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

Merry Strongmas

# ? Dec 5, 2012 21:20

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; "Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"

bobkatt013 posted:

Kevin Steen. He did really well for himself.

Quebecers are spoiled when it comes to females selection.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 21:25

Gordy: Sep 6, 2002

Happy DecembROD

Man, Micheal Elgin's face is not photogenic. He needs to follow the lesson of Chin Down, Eyes Up.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 21:34

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

Gordy posted:

Happy DecembROD

Man, Micheal Elgin's face is not photogenic. He needs to follow the lesson of Chin Down, Eyes Up.

You try telling him that and see what happens.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 21:35

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; BOOM
BOOM
BOOM

I'm sorry but my allegiances lie with Michael Elgin this month. I'm not really a good Rod Squadder.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 21:54

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; "Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"

Thunder Hammerfist posted:

I'm sorry but my allegiances lie with Michael Elgin this month. I'm not really a good Rod Squadder.

I wish ROH changed his name to Tom so we could call him Thomas "The Tank" Elgin.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 21:55

Price Check: Oct 9, 2012

Who's going to Final Battle? I'll be there cheering on our man Rod and hoping he pulls me out of the crowd for a backbreaker like that dude who is honored to get punched by Buzzsaw in Running Man. I wrote a hype thing for the show here.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:15

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

How comes the big money match of Prince Nana vs. RD Evans isn't listed in the Final Battle card?

# ? Dec 6, 2012 01:08

MassRanTer: May 26, 2001; Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

KungFu Grip posted:

How comes the big money match of Prince Nana vs. RD Evans isn't listed in the Final Battle card?

You are lucky I included any not Rod content.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 01:20

BillyMays: Dec 12, 2006; It's useless.

Breaking news: Rod is cool so are backbreakers.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 01:24

The Shaman of Cum: Jul 27, 2006; postin levels------its over 9000!!!!!!!!!

youre all a bunch of loving posers

# ? Dec 6, 2012 04:39

Chortles: Dec 29, 2008

Price Check posted:

Who's going to Final Battle? I'll be there cheering on our man Rod and hoping he pulls me out of the crowd for a backbreaker like that dude who is honored to get punched by Buzzsaw in Running Man. I wrote a hype thing for the show here.

GA Upper Balcony, how about you goon?

# ? Dec 6, 2012 07:54

MassRanTer: May 26, 2001; Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

Hulkamatt wanted to get a bunch of people together in GA to hold up a giant RODDDDDDDDDERICK sign, not sure if we can still organize that.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 07:56

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; MATSUYAAAAAAY

But I'm ringside.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 07:58

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Just take a one man giant RODDDDDDDDDERICK sign. I'm sure you can hold it HulkaRod.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 08:16

MassRanTer: May 26, 2001; Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

HulkaMatt posted:

But I'm ringside.

You are the 1%

# ? Dec 6, 2012 09:25

Price Check: Oct 9, 2012

Chortles posted:

GA Upper Balcony, how about you goon?

Cheap seats for me as well.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 14:52

sportsgenius86: Jun 17, 2008; yo dawg randytar is back dawg

Lynn vs. Bennett is official for Final Battle

# ? Dec 6, 2012 15:28

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; I bet against K-1

but what about Matt Hardy?

# ? Dec 6, 2012 15:41

John Cena: Oct 20, 2006; Outhustle, Outrespect, Out...loyal?

coconono posted:

but what about Matt Hardy?

vs adam cole, non title.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 15:53

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003; qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons

It was officially said on commentary from the last TV show that all piledrivers are legal again. Did Cornette legitimately ban them for safety reasons like the WWE, or was it always meant to be a temporary kayfabe angle for Cornette to gently caress with Steen by banning his move?

# ? Dec 6, 2012 18:02

John Cena: Oct 20, 2006; Outhustle, Outrespect, Out...loyal?

smokey mountain

# ? Dec 6, 2012 18:04

Nawid: Mar 27, 2011

So I just watch the first five minutes of the Generico/Steen vs Briscoes ladder war. How are they even alive?

# ? Dec 7, 2012 07:30

Sweeney Tom: Aug 9, 2012; The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

Rumors are spreading fast that Mike Bennett may be going to WWE.

MariaLKanellis posted:

Heading to a show with @ROHMikeBennett I think there are only a few more we will be going to together on the Indys. #DREAMBIG

# ? Dec 7, 2012 15:22

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

Good for him. However, that could also mean that she will no longer be with him on the road.

# ? Dec 7, 2012 15:24

triplexpac: Mar 24, 2007; One day in your memoirs, you'll describe me as inscrutable.

Her big dream is to break up with Mike Bennett actually, the engagement was a Russo-esque swerve.

# ? Dec 7, 2012 15:28

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Huh, Final Battle is the same day as TLC. Busy wrestleday!

Not sure how Bennett will work in WWE - as other people have noted, his "I'm a generic sports entertainer" gimmick doesn't really translate. What's left is a guy with a good build who's a decent worker, and there are dozens of those in WWE already.

# ? Dec 7, 2012 16:13

Call Me Charlie: Dec 3, 2005; Hell, I could
tell you some
stories...

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Not sure how Bennett will work in WWE - as other people have noted, his "I'm a generic sports entertainer" gimmick doesn't really translate. What's left is a guy with a good build who's a decent worker, and there are dozens of those in WWE already.

Maria will be the leader of Aces & Eight and Bennett will be her right hand man

# ? Dec 7, 2012 17:12

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; WOO
WOO
WOO

You know it!

Bennett will be fine in WWE but he'll probably end up as generic babyface.

# ? Dec 7, 2012 17:19

John Cena: Oct 20, 2006; Outhustle, Outrespect, Out...loyal?

I've always been a fan of Bennett's so I hope he does well wherever he goes.

# ? Dec 7, 2012 17:24

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003; qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons

Watching the current episode now, they put together a rather nice video package summarizing the Steen/Generico feud, especially when considering how dreadful their production values have often been lately.

# ? Dec 10, 2012 04:22

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

Today is a ROH Rodday Rodout and some nobodies that need backbreakers.

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RODERICK STRONG: DESTINY FULFILLED (2 DISC SET)
15

That number is one that haunted Roderick Strong for much of his ROH career because those two digits represented the number of opportunities he had to claim the World Title. That number also represented the number of times he failed to claim the championship despite his power, despite his brutal chops, despite his array of backbreakers, and despite the devastating Stronghold submission, it was a destiny that seemed as if it would forever allude Roderick. Still, in spite those defeats, in spite of what most men would consider setbacks, Roderick excelled in the face of his adversity and remained undaunted in the pursuit of his dream to someday claim the ROH World Title. This is the story of how that dream became a reality...

Picking up where "Messiah of the Backbreaker" left off, this 20 match compilation chronicles the journey Strong took to finally become Ring of Honor World Champion and the collisions with foes such as Nigel McGuinness, Austin Aries, Bryan Danielson, and Tyler Black that took him there. In addition, for the first time, Roderick sat down with the ROH cameras to discuss his thoughts and share his reflections on the matches & the opponents that he encountered along the way. Be it KENTA, Jay Briscoe, or Davey Richards, Strong has left an indelible impression on both his foes and Ring of Honor fans alike.

Witness the wars that forged this champion and hear him open up like never before. This is Roderick Strong and this is his Destiny Fulfilled...

Click HERE to Order

THE AMERICAN WOLVES: THE HUNT NEVER DIES (2 DISC SET)
With unequaled aggression and a natural chemistry honed from a mutual desire to be the absolute best, The American Wolves took the tag team division by storm. Sending a message with ruthless assaults on The Briscoes and Steen & Generico, Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards quickly ascended to the top of the heap and claimed championship success. Be it in a Ladder War or in state of the art tag team exhibitions against duos like The Young Bucks or The Kings of Wrestling, Davey & Eddie dominated the competition with a unique hybrid of submission wrestling, brutal striking, and with a drive for success rarely matched by any others.

This 19 match collection is a showcase of how Richards & Edwards became two of ROH's elite and demonstrates how in the quest to be the best, the hunt never dies...

Click HERE to Order

# ? Dec 11, 2012 05:53

sportsgenius86: Jun 17, 2008; yo dawg randytar is back dawg

I should just have my bank account automatically deposit money to ROH each Tuesday. I want both of those DVDs and the shirt. goddammit.

# ? Dec 11, 2012 15:15

triplexpac: Mar 24, 2007; One day in your memoirs, you'll describe me as inscrutable.

ROH used to do a DVD subscription service didn't they?

# ? Dec 11, 2012 15:34

Strenuous Manflurry: Sep 5, 2006; Stealin the show and your Pegasisters

Kevin Steen vs El Generico in a Ladder War is this Sunday. This Sunday, not the next one. Wow!

# ? Dec 12, 2012 18:55

John Cena: Oct 20, 2006; Outhustle, Outrespect, Out...loyal?

ooyala

# ? Dec 14, 2012 06:10

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# ? May 21, 2013 08:15

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; MATSUYAAAAAAY

What could possibly go wrong?

# ? Dec 14, 2012 06:11

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