Let's play Terraria, but very competitively!

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BrownGamer: Nov 21, 2012

So, chances are that if you have heard of Minecraft, you have heard of this game. It's called Terraria(as the title says), and is infamous for being a rip-off of Minecraft. But, I believe this game to be much better, being that it has much more content, and a better story line(being that it has one, and Minecraft doesn't).

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# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:09

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# ? May 20, 2013 16:32

Baltazar Robotnik: Jan 9, 2010

How the gently caress does this happen?
Have you seen anything in this subforum with literally zero content?

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:11

Orange Fluffy Sheep: Jul 26, 2008; No EXP received.

But does it have cactus blocks? Those are the only aspect of Minecraft I care about.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:11

Commoners: Apr 25, 2007; Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

One time I saw a picture of Terraria. It was not here. This is a game about eyeballs and lava. Sometimes you can put lava in buckets. Sometimes you can fall in lava. One time a friend of mine said that you can fall in the lava and die and lose everything. Some malicious people (a type of human) will dig holes that fall into lava.

This other time a guy finished the game (what happens when you win?) I am sorry for spoilers OP.

EDIT: I am sorry for excluding information (a thing that you put in your mind to know about another thing.) This game is also about buckets.

EDIT 2: OP show me buckets and lava and eyeballs. I prefer video format in HD.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:14

EdgeryWorthy: Oct 5, 2012; So what's your type? You're a herbivore guy, so do you prefer a carnivore girl?

But what if I haven't heard of Minecraft? What then?

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:17

Kaboom Dragoon: May 7, 2010; Gentlemen, welcome to SA.

Now vote this thread 5, or pay the price of insubordination!

EdgeryWorthy posted:

But what if I haven't heard of Minecraft? What then?

I've never heard of this Minecraft either, but judging by the name, it's like Warcraft, but set in 1980s Britain, where you either play as Margaret Thatcher or a miner. And then you get the blacklung and die.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:19

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I'd rather kiss a Waffleman_!

BrownGamer posted:

But, I believe this game to be much better, being that it has much more content

Apparently it doesn't!

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:20

SleazyBakeOven: Oct 4, 2011; Please, talk to me about Eberron! And by Eberron I mean Warforged. Really I just wanna talk about the Warforged.

MATH QUESTION: if Terraria has much more content than Minecraft, how little content would your OP have if this was a Minecraft LP? Please show all work.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:20

The Saddest Robot: Apr 17, 2007; Can't post for 18 days!

I will help the OP out by providing a bucket. It may or may not contain lava and/or eyeballs.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:21

Prythian: Aug 6, 2012; _{_{sweet dreams}}

OP, I would highly recommend you close this thread and not reopen it. Don't open a thread until you have a full opening post and some actual content for your Let's Play.

In addition to that, you probably should go look at the Sandcastle.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:23

Commoners: Apr 25, 2007; Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

The Saddest Robot posted:

I will help the OP out by providing a bucket. It may or may not contain lava and/or eyeballs.

I think the red is lava or maybe it is red eyeballs because of all the blood. This Lets Play has delivered A++.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:26

SleazyBakeOven: Oct 4, 2011; Please, talk to me about Eberron! And by Eberron I mean Warforged. Really I just wanna talk about the Warforged.

Commoners posted:

I think the red is lava or maybe it is red eyeballs because of all the blood. This Lets Play has delivered A++.

it hasn't delivered until we look at this bucket of Eyeballs/blood more competitively.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:28

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Secret Art: Toxic Crotch Whirlwind!

Thanks for giving us such a sparse OP. It's forced me to imagine what it could have been, and frankly, it's totally awesome.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:29

The Saddest Robot: Apr 17, 2007; Can't post for 18 days!

SleazyBakeOven posted:

it hasn't delivered until we look at this bucket of Eyeballs/blood more competitively.

Let the competition begin.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:34

Dr. Fetus: Oct 20, 2012; Nobody loves Dr. Fetus. And that's why Dr. Fetus hates you!

How did you even make a thread with absolutely no content whatsoever? You don't even have a video.

Close the thread and lurk more. And take a look at the sandcastle.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:35

That Irish Guy: Jul 8, 2012; Your existence amounts to nothing more than a goldfish swimming upriver.

^{PS: We are all actually cats}

The Saddest Robot posted:

Let the competition begin.

See, I was going to post thirty small pictures of buckets, but then I realized thats probably more effort than the op put into this thread.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:39

SleazyBakeOven: Oct 4, 2011; Please, talk to me about Eberron! And by Eberron I mean Warforged. Really I just wanna talk about the Warforged.

Isn't surpassing others what competition is all about though?

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:40

Mega64: May 23, 2008; T'aar!
...me private shame!!

Great LP so far, looking forward to more!

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:43

Lizard Wizard: Dec 25, 2004; Khajiit is loving this shit.

The Saddest Robot posted:

Let the competition begin.

I'm worried that it might tip over.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:44

Commoners: Apr 25, 2007; Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

Here, I made lava out of buckets... Or is it buckets in lava that spells lava? Sometimes I think lets plays are another way of thinking (A thing you do when you are using a thought.)

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:46

Carados: Jan 27, 2009; We're a couple, when our bodies double.

I vote you name the main character Lava Bucket.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:49

The Saddest Robot: Apr 17, 2007; Can't post for 18 days!

It looks like the competition is heating up.

Who will win this very competitive Terraria bucket examination contest?

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:50

Cathulhu: Oct 12, 2011; The cuddlier and more pronounceable
eldritch horror.

Is this one of those games where the only winning move is not to play?

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:51

Prythian: Aug 6, 2012; _{_{sweet dreams}}

Cathulhu posted:

Is this one of those games where the only winning move is not to play?

If that's the case, I think BrownGamer is winning by default, because he certainly isn't playing anything.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:52

Innovacious: Jun 27, 2012; Drink Lucozade to keep your energy maintained!

I don't think it's lava, that bucket seems too flimsy. Surely a much sturdier container would be needed? Something much thicker that could withstand the heat and not become a pile of molten metal itself.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:54

That Irish Guy: Jul 8, 2012; Your existence amounts to nothing more than a goldfish swimming upriver.

^{PS: We are all actually cats}

Bam.

# ? Dec 5, 2012 23:56

Commoners: Apr 25, 2007; Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

SleazyBakeOven posted:

MATH QUESTION: if Terraria has much more content than Minecraft, how little content would your OP have if this was a Minecraft LP? Please show all work.

Here let me go back a few weeks in the thread:

This is a very difficult meth (A special crystal you can get in terraria or IRL) question.

If terraria has 25% more meth content than minecraft, and you use the same process for production, then the equation would be 5/4X = 1Y where X (the twenty fourth letter) is terraria and Y is minecraft. This means that since there is 287 (the two hundred and eighty seventh consecutive number) characters (an assortment of symbols that mean things. in this case all of them are meth) in (the status of being within something) the OP, there would be 215.15 characters in a minecraft op. That's a lot of meth.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:00

Prythian: Aug 6, 2012; _{_{sweet dreams}}

That Irish Guy posted:

Bam.

That's almost twice as much effort as the 30 buckets you would've done earlier!

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:01

The Saddest Robot: Apr 17, 2007; Can't post for 18 days!

That Irish Guy has pulled ahead, The competition is now a neck to neck race between him and Commoners. A new contender has arrived with Innovacious' stunning debut contemplating the nature of the bucket and it's mysterious contents. Can BrownGamer com back from behind and save his own thread?

I think we are entering the final stretch here folks.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:08

That Irish Guy: Jul 8, 2012; Your existence amounts to nothing more than a goldfish swimming upriver.

^{PS: We are all actually cats}

Prythian posted:

That's almost twice as much effort as the 30 buckets you would've done earlier!

Competition does horrible things to people.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:10

Commoners: Apr 25, 2007; Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

I have a question: Are we posting for content or are we posting for storyline?

If it is the latter (often mistaken for ladders) I am man-pregnant with BrownGamer's illegitimate baby.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:11

Orange Fluffy Sheep: Jul 26, 2008; No EXP received.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:11

BrownGamer: Nov 21, 2012

Update #1, Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbMdoSwVI3I

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:12

Niggurath: Apr 7, 2009; You know what this is?

It's me rubbing the world's smallest set of testicles.

A couple of things: this is a massively bad idea that you haven't truly fleshed out. Your mic qualities are awful, you need to have one guy back up from the mic and you need to get some focus. Also making a good OP, or looking around at other LP's here cause this is really bad. Also stop coughing into the mic.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:12

BrownGamer: Nov 21, 2012

I have a feeling that I've started a war between Terraria and Minecraft, and it seems like Minecraft is really winning...
Just to clarify something, what I meant by Terraria is better, is that it has more in it, in the game, not through mods, like Tekkit. I love minecraft, and play it a lot. <3

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:15

Haste Mistake: Oct 14, 2008; Here I go!
Kicking you in the hands!
Get your hands down here!

Does anyone know of Terraria? My sources say that it is a video game. Can anyone confirm this?

If so maybe someone should make an LP about it.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:16

Prythian: Aug 6, 2012; _{_{sweet dreams}}

BrownGamer posted:

I have a feeling that I've started a war between Terraria and Minecraft, and it seems like Minecraft is really winning...
Just to clarify something, what I meant by Terraria is better, is that it has more in it, in the game, not through mods, like Tekkit. I love minecraft, and play it a lot. <3

You have not started a war between Minecraft and Terraria.

You have started goons making fun of your low effort, poor quality attempt at a Let's Play.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:16

EdgeryWorthy: Oct 5, 2012; So what's your type? You're a herbivore guy, so do you prefer a carnivore girl?

BrownGamer posted:

I have a feeling that I've started a war between Terraria and Minecraft, and it seems like Minecraft is really winning...
Just to clarify something, what I meant by Terraria is better, is that it has more in it, in the game, not through mods, like Tekkit. I love minecraft, and play it a lot. <3

How can you be so completely oblivious to...well, everything?

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:16

Cyalpha08: Sep 2, 2011; The Great Derp Boy

BrownGamer posted:

I have a feeling that I've started a war between Terraria and Minecraft, and it seems like Minecraft is really winning...
Just to clarify something, what I meant by Terraria is better, is that it has more in it, in the game, not through mods, like Tekkit. I love minecraft, and play it a lot. <3

How do you get a war between Minecraft and Terraria from them insulting you for putting less effort in your OP than they did with their photoshops?

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:16

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# ? May 20, 2013 16:32

cKnoor: Nov 2, 2000; I built this thumb out of two nails, a broken bottle and some razorwire.

BrownGamer posted:

Update #1, Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbMdoSwVI3I

Tell me what your favorite LP on the forum is and why it's good.

# ? Dec 6, 2012 00:16

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