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Do you even lift?
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Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Alteisen posted:

Speaking of PS3 krew, new maps, who wants to team up and try em out?

I got them new maps, get at me

# ? May 18, 2013 06:35

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# ? May 19, 2013 20:13

Christoff: Jun 18, 2004; I'm the living embodiment of every negative military stereotype

drat you guys are picky and hard to play with. I spent more time playing against you than anything.

I just bought 3 months of live before I leave and really want to get as much as I can out of this game before the next one. Post your xbl GT so I can add you.

# ? May 18, 2013 07:23

Alteisen: Jun 4, 2007

Jota posted:

I got them new maps, get at me

Gimme your PSN so I can add you.

# ? May 18, 2013 08:07

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Alteisen posted:

Gimme your PSN so I can add you.

JotaChase

# ? May 18, 2013 08:58

Zapper: Mar 14, 2006; Zap!

JetpackJeezus posted:

HC Crew/xXxTEAM SNiPEZzzxXx: I'm going to be busy moving and other IRL stuff for the next week or so. I'll hopefully be back on sometime around Memorial Day. Until then, here's a spreadsheet update for the road.

it's all about the KB/K ratio!!

# ? May 18, 2013 11:24

Nucka: Jan 23, 2009

I don't know what happened guys I kicked zombeerainbows so he could be leader and then everyone got offline. I think I broke xbox.

# ? May 18, 2013 17:17

Medicinal Penguin: May 19, 2006

Couldn't join him and he wouldn't invite anyone so we all left.

# ? May 18, 2013 17:34

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004

I TKd him 3 times so I could leave before any lobby could break

# ? May 18, 2013 17:41

Christoff: Jun 18, 2004; I'm the living embodiment of every negative military stereotype

Thanks for not letting me play with you guys last night brodudes

The next best thing to playing with goons is following them in every lobby and killing goons

# ? May 18, 2013 17:41

der juicen: Aug 11, 2005; God looked down and said "I must handicap that gamer, for no man may game better than I."

... but it only made me more powerful. Now I need but one hand to out-game a g

Christoff posted:

Thanks for not letting me play with you guys last night brodudes

The next best thing to playing with goons is following them in every lobby and killing goons

We were full and were not going to go ground war. Staying and being a nuisance on purpose is really the best way to not get picked up, as well.

# ? May 18, 2013 17:55

PaulyWalnuts: Dec 31, 2007; SCRUB, SCRUB, SCRUB SCRUB, SCRUB, YO U MADD GARBAGE... ONE OFF ORBITAL VSAAAAAAAT

http://instagram.com/p/Zb7EjsyDul/
left to right weedwolf, versus, me, cool anime dad, erect hardpoint

# ? May 18, 2013 18:23

Christoff: Jun 18, 2004; I'm the living embodiment of every negative military stereotype

der juicen posted:

We were full and were not going to go ground war. Staying and being a nuisance on purpose is really the best way to not get picked up, as well.

So having one guy on the enemy team that actually kills you is being a nuisance?

# ? May 18, 2013 18:27

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004

Got a clan invite from a pubbie:

MTARP: Need some good players for my clan for blackops 2. Name must be Changed wen you get points, must be 15 or older unless your really good, and you must beat me in a 1v1 or lose by 5 kills. Msg baq Thanks

# ? May 18, 2013 20:27

ClemenSalad: Oct 25, 2012; Go Green and Stay Mean

PaulyWalnuts posted:

http://instagram.com/p/Zb7EjsyDul/
left to right weedwolf, versus, me, cool anime dad, erect hardpoint

No, maybe, no, no, no, no.

# ? May 18, 2013 20:39

dylan14: Oct 10, 2006; Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

PaulyWalnuts posted:

http://instagram.com/p/Zb7EjsyDul/
left to right weedwolf, versus, me, cool anime dad, erect hardpoint

It's always weird when you see pictures of cool Internet people.

I'll be going to Anime Boston next week if any of you want to hang out and hold wall scrolls.

# ? May 18, 2013 20:56

der juicen: Aug 11, 2005; God looked down and said "I must handicap that gamer, for no man may game better than I."

... but it only made me more powerful. Now I need but one hand to out-game a g

No facial hair in that picture.

# ? May 18, 2013 21:27

cougar cub: Jun 28, 2004; She says dance, I dance

This space for rent - $9.95

What's the take on Uprising? Worth buying?

# ? May 18, 2013 21:37

Gordon Shumway: Jan 21, 2008; Name's Alf. I carry a bat.

venutolo posted:

I'm not sure this data accounts for the number of times I've been killed by your betties!

Who should I teamkill in your absence? I'm thinking Cobol.

You might be too busy getting teamkilled by me. I think I got you like four or five times last time I was on.

# ? May 18, 2013 21:46

DJCobol: May 16, 2003; CALL OF DUTY!

cougar cub posted:

What's the take on Uprising? Worth buying?

All 4 maps are pretty good.

# ? May 18, 2013 21:48

Deus Rex: Mar 4, 2005; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of Aftermath stays this courier from the swift completion of his appointed VSATs.

PaulyWalnuts posted:

http://instagram.com/p/Zb7EjsyDul/
left to right weedwolf, versus, me, cool anime dad, erect hardpoint

Please tell me that's a Cyberdwarf body pillow

# ? May 18, 2013 22:00

PaulyWalnuts: Dec 31, 2007; SCRUB, SCRUB, SCRUB SCRUB, SCRUB, YO U MADD GARBAGE... ONE OFF ORBITAL VSAAAAAAAT

http://instagram.com/p/Zb6CMcyDs7/

weedwolf in all his glory

# ? May 18, 2013 22:00

teknetik: Jan 12, 2010; SO
JEWISH

Christoff posted:

So having one guy on the enemy team that actually kills you is being a nuisance?

If a goon joins the other team and kills me, it annoys me. Mainly because I can't send them hate messages.

Don't do that poo poo, it's against the code.

# ? May 18, 2013 22:00

Deus Rex: Mar 4, 2005; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of Aftermath stays this courier from the swift completion of his appointed VSATs.

when I join against goons I don't capture objectives and just go for shield bashes/combat axe kills. oh and i pull out the black hats

# ? May 18, 2013 22:05

nwin: Feb 25, 2002; How much longer do I have?

Mk. 48 with target finder and grip. Am I doing this right? This thing seems to just kill loving everything.

# ? May 18, 2013 23:18

FallinInTheBlak: Jan 20, 2013; I AM THE SHAFTMASTER, CALL ME THE MASTER OF THE SHAFT, THE SHAFTWHISPERER

nwin posted:

Mk. 48 with target finder and grip. Am I doing this right? This thing seems to just kill loving everything.

Target finder and fmj. That way you can literally shoot through cover like it means nothing, it makes Hijacked and Nuketown so much more bearable.

# ? May 18, 2013 23:21

Medicinal Penguin: May 19, 2006

Grip is placebo effect at best in this game anyway, only use it to get the challenge done.

# ? May 18, 2013 23:35

Nucka: Jan 23, 2009

I can only take so many parties breaking. I'll be back sometime in the future.

# ? May 18, 2013 23:36

der juicen: Aug 11, 2005; God looked down and said "I must handicap that gamer, for no man may game better than I."

... but it only made me more powerful. Now I need but one hand to out-game a g

Nucka posted:

I can only take so many parties breaking. I'll be back sometime in the future.

Tonight, toooniiighhttt.

# ? May 18, 2013 23:52

nwin: Feb 25, 2002; How much longer do I have?

I think this is the first time in a while I've played on a Saturday night. Is it always so full of quick scopers?

# ? May 19, 2013 00:05

versus: Sep 11, 2001

Deus Rex posted:

Please tell me that's a Cyberdwarf body pillow

Yeah it's mine.

# ? May 19, 2013 01:45

Learnin Derby: Jan 26, 2005

nwin posted:

I think this is the first time in a while I've played on a Saturday night. Is it always so full of quick scopers?

A better question would be when isn't there a bunch of quick scopers.

# ? May 19, 2013 02:41

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007; i shaved my balls of steel for this?

I finally bought Dishonored today. Should I play that or play this with you guys?

# ? May 19, 2013 03:38

Javes: May 5, 2012

GET MY BELT SON posted:

I finally bought Dishonored today. Should I play that or play this with you guys?

I just finished it recently and I quite enjoyed it. Blink is a really cool game mechanic.

# ? May 19, 2013 03:48

Fibby Boy: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!

Javes posted:

I just finished it recently and I quite enjoyed it. Blink is a really cool game mechanic.

Ever since a warcraft 3 game I played with a buddy of mine I've had a seething hatred for that ability in any game it has been in. I played through the whole of that game, barring the tutorial area it forces you to use it in, without ever using that ability.

Belt should totally play Dishonored though. Game is pretty fun.

# ? May 19, 2013 03:52

anuj: Oct 14, 2005; ~anime crew~
~R.I.P. Soap-san~

PaulyWalnuts posted:

http://instagram.com/p/Zb7EjsyDul/
left to right weedwolf, versus, me, cool anime dad, erect hardpoint

I waited like three hours for you to show before I got trashed on Jameson and left.

Also I believe I am currently in the worlds skeeziest motel.

# ? May 19, 2013 14:59

drink slurm: Feb 18, 2010; Anime and Weed, what else do you need?

anuj posted:

I waited like three hours for you to show before I got trashed on Jameson and left.

Also I believe I am currently in the worlds skeeziest motel.

my throat is raw from yelling end the fed at a hentai panel last night and tsa said my figures were kawaii (uguu). just wait until they see what versus is bringing back.

# ? May 19, 2013 16:12

anuj: Oct 14, 2005; ~anime crew~
~R.I.P. Soap-san~

drink slurm posted:

my throat is raw from yelling end the fed at a hentai panel last night and tsa said my figures were kawaii (uguu). just wait until they see what versus is bringing back.

Do you have that picture of him with an issue of the Economist inside a hentai doujinshin? I need that.

Also the one with you and Cam holding hands.

# ? May 19, 2013 16:18

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# ? May 19, 2013 20:13

drink slurm: Feb 18, 2010; Anime and Weed, what else do you need?

anuj posted:

Do you have that picture of him with an issue of the Economist inside a hentai doujinshin? I need that.

Also the one with you and Cam holding hands.

I think they're all in the groupme chat.

# ? May 19, 2013 16:21

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