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Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011

Promethea posted:

John Christie
I don't understand situations like this. The femur is probably in the top 3 of recognizable bones in the human body after the skull and jaw and it wasn't exactly well hidden, sticking from under a piece of garden furniture so how did this manage to go unnoticed foe 3 years?

Also, how come every attempt at hiding corpses always ends up sounding almost comically inept? Stuff a wall closet full, tape a piece of wallpaper over it and hope nobody notices the large "gap" in the space in the building, or just the smell(and enormous hosts of rats and insects) coming from there, the floorboards and all other empty spaces that a person would fit in?

Lastly, what kind of thought process is occurring when one sees a wobbly structure in his garden and instead of a stick, board or a loving rock, one decides to dig up a corpse(that was hidden for a reason), dismember it and use chunks from that?

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Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011
The thing is, a giant, above surface, "gently caress OFF" sign is such a terrible idea because right now, a 140 meter tall "gently caress OFF" sign is Egypt's chief tourist destination. Speaking of which, did you think the concept of walking mummies were an invention of 20th century cinema? If you did, you're off by about 5 millennia because some pyramids feature corridors heading towards the burial chamber and forming a dead end with an arrow slit. Hieroglyphs inside the burial chambers indicate that the Pharaoh was buried with bow and arrows for use against intruders. Some Egyptians(or their funeral director) believed that the best way to secure a tomb against graverobbers was for the deceased to rise and take up arms :black101:.

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