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We all have regrets. Lots of us really wish we could change things. Since Doc Brown is a fictional character, all we can do is evaluate ourselves and learn to change our own stinky diapers.  Stagnation is never good. Better yourselves, goons.Buuut... since we live in the fantasy world of the internet, we can go back and say to us at a younger age "Hey! Slow down Buster!  "For me: "Save that inheritance money. Stop blowing all of it on dumb gadgets and racer tracers. Talk to your sister more, she's gonna spend all of her time alone with her thoughts. The mental hospital is not a fun place. Visit her once in a while before she gets out and totally writes you off.  Quit honkin' around with that loving cheating monster girlfriend. Her promises aren't gonna mean grease."There are others of course, but a dab'll do ya! So ya have a few words for younger you? 
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Don't click on this thread Edit VVVVV yours is better (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Kill Frost Uncle and steal his inheritance money.
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"Your uncle doesn't have a Ninja Turtles collection his cellar and you definitely don't want to star in any of the movies he makes down there."
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Down the street.
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Frost Uncle posted:We all have regrets. Lots of us really wish we could change things. Since Doc Brown is a fictional character, all we can do is evaluate ourselves and learn to change our own stinky diapers. In '04 when I relocated to a new city for a 2-year work stint, I was given $7500 "relocation allowance" by my company. Had I used that as a downpayment on a house I would've made well over 80K in the following 2 years when the market boomed and I moved back to my home city. At least I spent that money on furniture, a 27" CRT TV and a bed. It's almost the same thing, right? 
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Water the computer every day
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gently caress bitches get money
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"One day you'll travel through time. Don't waste that opportunity on visiting your younger self, you could be riding dinosaurs instead."
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Kill yourself. Because in the future, the emptiness will consume you so entirely that not even death will save you from nothingness.
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Tell myself to get dad to get checked for cancer. 
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"Spend every cent of your pocket money on this little startup company called Microsoft."
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That thing you think is a good idea is a bad idea. For pretty much everything!
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Don't follow the advice of the people who don't have to face the consequences if things go wrong. Do your own thing.
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I made a great photoshop for this thread but imgur won't upload it. Go back in time to when imgur worked.
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Eat the eggs.
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I'm pretty young as it is. I think I'm going to let things play out a little more before I dish out any advice to me.
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No matter how "wicked drunk" you are, an electrical fly swatter to the nutsack is a bad, bad idea.
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I would tell my younger self all the sport results of the last 10 years. I would be Biff-rich!
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Never let your dog eat bread
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Goddamn dog farts are the worst.
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Don't date Heather. Any of them.
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I'll say a few words to my high school self. Don't loving worry. Have fun, be safe and wear a condom.
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Stop doing heroin and cut your hair you loving rear end in a top hat
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Do that thing I didn't do, don't do that thing I did.
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I'd go back 5 minutes ago and tell myself not to eat all the chocolate covered almonds.
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Take the blue pill.
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Don't run red lights. Oh, and call 911. 
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gently caress women. Not woman, women. A lotta women.
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Don't get a credit card.
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"OK dude, she's told you that she's hosed multiple guys before you. I don't care how fiddly you find it, GET THE loving CONDOM ON!" (My subsequent test results came back all-clear so I got lucky!)
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Don't become an alcoholic. This is a very serious thing that still haunts my life as does millions of people around the world.
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I'd go back and tell my 12 year old self to start working out, lest I develop man-boobs. That and I'd tell myself not to worry about finding your future wife in high school, or even into the early 20s.
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| # ? Dec 18, 2012 23:21 |
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"hey buddy, gently caress you!" Cause, man, gently caress younger me. God drat. He's a dick.
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| # ? Dec 18, 2012 23:23 |
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Don't take AP Lit, you're bad at all the humanities and you already have 3 APs done and the teacher is a raging misandrist and an in general awful person, take politics and lit with the incredibly nice and intelligent though conservative teacher. Smoke marijuana in high school, otherwise you won't be part of the group. Don't spend two years worrying about that one girl in an abusive relationship who you like because later you'll realize that the two of you would be terrible together. Stop hanging out with your best friend once he gets that girlfriend so you don't make an rear end in a top hat of yourself telling him he's becoming an awful person. Let the relationship finish and then come back for him.
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Don't take the gun out of your mouth.
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More pussy, less booze.
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Do not go to college.
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Cymbal Monkey posted:Don't take AP Lit, you're bad at all the humanities and you already have 3 APs done and the teacher is a raging misandrist Find Cymbal Monkey, scream until your lungs collapse Also, get your goddamn head shrunk
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She's a twat, don't loving MARRY her.
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