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Don't start studying medicine. Who are you trying to kid you're not at all dedicated enough. Do some cozy engineering thing instead. You're actually good at that poo poo just stop kidding yourself. Also get better at getting over exes because boy are you in for a ride  .
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I'd go back to September 5, 1991, and find my 19 year old self sitting in the back garden crying because she'd realized she really, really didn't want to get married tomorrow after all. I would sock that stupid, silly little poo poo in the face until she was unconscious, lock her up in a motel room until the whole wedding business was over, and then have a serious discussion about how when your gut tells you that something is a bad idea, YOU loving LISTEN.
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| # ? Dec 18, 2012 23:42 |
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Your initial impression was correct, you really ARE surrounded by self-serving assholes. Ignore everything they tell you because they're objectively wrong and following their advice will result in consistent suffering for years. Go with your gut and don't worry about how unorthodox your goals are. Also get that jacket you saw downtown when you were 19 because you look pretty hot in leather.
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I would tell my younger self that he has Aspergers and needs to get help ASAP in order to have a better life. I was diagnosed at age 22.
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Finish college the first time you try it, rear end in a top hat. Also, smoke more weed.
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Get amazon prime as quickly as you can. Its a life changer.
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Don't buy World of Warcraft.
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Don't get engaged to her, end it before you leave for the military, that way you have no strings attached later. Sadly I was given that advice, and thought we'd be fine and make it till after tech school was over. I should have listened.
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Not to blame yourself for everything. Life is all about luck, even if you do everything right things might go to hell. No matter how depressed you are, if you want a job, flat or whatever you fake a facade of normality and do it well. Appreciate good people, there aren't too many of them. Move the gently caress on. Don't get emotional with people who want to drag you down to hell with them.
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The food is drugged. That is why you cannot escape. Those flowers and pods are poppy, its opium you fool.
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| # ? Dec 18, 2012 23:54 |
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Pretty sure I would just beat myself up for being a weirdo.
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| # ? Dec 18, 2012 23:56 |
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Save your money, cause you don't wanna be in town for any longer than absolutely necessary. It does in fact get worse. Don't get with Lyle. She's no good. At all. Smoke weed sooner. Mom is cool with it. Stand up for yourself sooner. Don't be afraid to fight dirty. Fighting dirty is the best kind of fighting and you're pretty good at it. The system will poo poo on you, but you'll come out on top. Enjoy Eanes, Hoffman, and Gayles while you have them. Read more books. Travel west, do not return. Then of course I'd give myself some lottery numbers or super bowl results.
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Being productive is more important than being smart.
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Try harder at school than at earning other money. What you make at 19 the wrong way may seem like a lot at 19, but by 25 you'll be kicking yourself that you're a 25 year old college drop out with PTSD. Hold onto that sweet, smart, beautiful girl you have. She may put up with your stupid poo poo now because she grew up around it, but if and when you lose her later, it's going to be ten times as hard to get her back when you have no degree and she has 2 majors and a masters.
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Admit you are you, gently caress the world's opinion. Easy enough, but hell, that applies to a lot.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 00:02 |
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Take up a sport or an exercise routine in your youth and try to stay in shape instead of waiting until you're in your mid 20s to start.
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Don't buy World of God Damned Warcraft.
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Learn how to draw, right now. You'll regret not following your childhood dreams. Get on medication sooner. Buy it yourself if you have to. Take your school work more seriously. Start seeing a therapist. Get a loving part time job. Never play the videogames "Dawn of the Ancients" or "League of Legends."
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Dress in something appropriate for the place and period and say something completely forgettable. The rest of you goddamn suck at stable time loops.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 00:13 |
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Let girls know you're interested in them earlier dummy.Breetai posted:"Spend every cent of your pocket money on this little startup company called Apple." Fixed that for you 
Iseeyouseemeseeyou fucked around with this message at Dec 19, 2012 around 00:31 |
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Don't buy the ring. If everyone is telling you that you are wrong for each other, maybe you are wrong for each other...Dumbass.
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Shadow gamer posted:Don't buy the ring. If everyone is telling you that you are wrong for each other, maybe you are wrong for each other...Dumbass. Why would young you listen to you, when you didn't listen to anyone else?
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Don't be born white the internet will make you feel guilty. 
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Accept that loving offer to the magnet art school. Screw staying for your friends, they end up ditching you later on anyway. Plus you'd have a much better chance with your dream college. Speaking of college, don't date anyone until then, atleast not seriously. College is the time for experimenting; save the "real" relationships until you're much older. Your studies and projects should always come first, and your performance seriously affects your career and future. What's that? You got mostly As? You and I both know you got lucky and bullshitted most of your work. Try harder (especially thinking of your future), and loving look into internships!
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Go to therapy, for gently caress's sake.
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Invent lolcats and troll the world.
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Work harder freshman year, don't play a prank on Tom. Get a research position sophomore summer, DO NOT go home to work, don't drag the relationship out. If you dedicate yourself, you really can accomplish anything. Also, nicotine addiction sucks, nip that poo poo in the bud while it's easy.
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Do NOT get married to Christi. Jesus christ what are you THINKING?!?!
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Do more stupid stuff. It's ok
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Don't be scared of going onto meds, say yes to more things and be honest with yourself at uni- join the dance society instead of anime soc. Additional: Make a hook on a pole before starting college. devious pudding fucked around with this message at Dec 19, 2012 around 17:15 |
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The Edinburgh Festival is a tourist trap designed to take away a years worth of your money right before university starts, Scarborough is where the sea-side went to die. If i'd been able to retroactively tell myself this summer 2011 i'd be nearly £2000 richer today 
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Feats of Strength posted:The Edinburgh Festival is a tourist trap designed to take away a years worth of your money right before university starts, Scarborough is where the sea-side went to die. This is like something straight outta the oddest A/Ts. How'd you end up £2000 out of pocket?
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Stop being a sad sack. You're going to have a LOT of chances with some ridiculously hot women and you're going to blow them for being a sad sack. STOP BEING A SAD SACK, YOU MORON Also, falling in love is overrated. Don't "fal in love" with every girl you meet, you sad sack.
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Don't be so choosy in college. In ten years, you'll be looking back thinking how unrealistic your expectations were, when you could have gotten laid a lot more often. Also, get serious about school. If you get your academic poo poo together, you'll have an easier time getting the job you want, instead of the job you need.
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particle409 posted:Don't be so choosy in college. In ten years, you'll be looking back thinking how unrealistic your expectations were, when you could have gotten laid a lot more often. Why do you want young you to get STDs?
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wwatgcvh hoplw long you hokld onto fireworks
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Nothing, forget you ever saw me, lest we cause a some sort of a paradox and destroy the universe. Wait a second, on august 11th, 2012 the number is 02 08 12 19 24 27. Just buy a ticket with that number, trust me. I think that is one paradox we can risk.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 00:59 |
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Stop playing UO before the renaissance expansion comes out. That's when the game starts dying its long, drawn out death.
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Be yourself. Don't be afraid to talk to girls or make a move. Getting rejected isn't the worst thing in the world. Don't be a coward, getting punched in the face isn't the worst thing in the world. Don't buy anything on credit, getting trapped under a mountain of debt is one of the worst things in the world. Go to UNR instead of U of O. You won't like living in Oregon, and paying out of state tuition to not graduate is crazy. If you wanna pay that much for college, at least go to an Ivy League school. Graduate. If you can't figure out what magical career you will find fulfilling, just pick something you know will pay well because it beats being a craps dealer or bartender and having your livelihood depend on strangers just handing you money.
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If your family goes poor kill yourself.
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