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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Advice you'd give your younger self.
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Xenu
Apr 28, 2004



 Start doing graffiti earlier, it'll be your #1 passion in life.

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asap-salafi
May 5, 2012

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.


 I did crazy last night. Seriously, never do crazy.

Never ever do crazy. Ever. Ever do crazy. Never.

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EtchaSketch
Jul 17, 2002
The girl can lay as flat as possible while still getting the hole to your dick, thus elevating her ass slightly. Then, tuck in your abs and extend your tongue to the clit/surrounding areas.

asap-salafi posted:

I did crazy last night. Seriously, never do crazy.

Never ever do crazy. Ever. Ever do crazy. Never.

She still won't leave, will she? They can stick to you like a goddamn leech, sucking out your sanity.

# ? Apr 3, 2013 18:01
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Hi Jinks
Jan 10, 2011


 remember how easily you could bounce back from a heroin/opiate addiction in your early 20s? Yeah, that's not possible at 36. Everything you worked so hard for in the last decade you will end up almost losing or losing because your too busy making GBS threads your pants, crying your poor little sad eyes out about how life's not fair and finally just substituting copious amounts of booze for opiates. I promise you, its not worth it.

Also, stop cheating even if you are in another country. Your going to get aids (I don't have aids but it still applies), give it to your fiance who truly has been with you and fought for you 100% of the time.

You are such an rear end in a top hat. Please stop being that. Also, stop lying. And do your taxes, lazy fucker. If you dont end up in the pokey from all your creative financing, I am going to be shocked.

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