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Stop trying to take shortcuts, you cant skate through life forever. Start lifting weights, you'll love it. Stop dressing like an idiot.
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When the cobra strikes dodge left for the love of God.
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Stay the course, big Quantum Of Phallus. You're doing super!
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 01:14 |
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Like younger me would ever listen to an old fart like me. I could give myself the best advice ever, things like "try in high school" "break up with her" and "try to make it work with Laura" but I would only pretend to take my own advice and then do nothing because I'm a dumbass.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 01:36 |
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Pick a better username.
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For the love of god, stick with Biology.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 01:38 |
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Go to the gym right now.
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Don't go to college. In fact--don't even apply. Spend your late teens and twenties traveling, creating, having fun getting wise. The scintillating life of an american capitalist is just a façade used to coerce workers into niches built into vestigial industries. You will learn nothing at school which cannot be found online; the people you meet pray to the dollar, the drink, and idolize greedy con-men.
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You do not know anything. You are doing well in high school because high school is easy as gently caress. Stop being an antisocial fuckwit and assuming every single person you meet is an idiot. You are not better than everyone else.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 01:49 |
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Don't date that girl from the retrocrush forums. Don't date that girl from "hot or not" All those other girls, the ones your roommates are friends with and are always coming over to the apartment to hang out with everybody, the girls you flirt with in class, the ladies you meet at the radio station, those are the girls you should be fooling around with, not those wack-a-doodles from the internet. (Seriously, so many wasted opportunites because I was caught up with crazy internet girls) If you would like to keep your best friend, don't introduce him to Vicki. He is going to fall in love with her and marry her, and in the process turn into a tool who ultimately alienates everybody in his life. Your first band is going to suck. You are going to love being a part of it and you will gain a lot from the experience, but just know you are going to suck, so keep some realistic expectations and just have fun.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 01:51 |
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Be luckier.
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You aren't as smart as you think you are. Develop some genuine study habits before you get to college and crash hard when they start expecting you to actually work for your grades. Also, socialize more. Please?  And FFS stop listening to AM talk radio. Trickjaw posted:e: -Eliminate Thundarr. 
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Stay in school, and never drive tired.
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Study for that exam you have at 9:30 tomorrow morning instead of posting on the internet.
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-You are not as clever as you think you are. No one is. -Having said that, get used to being proved right. Its more depressing than you would think. -Work harder at school. Being an A grade celebrity and nemesis of the staff at school is stupid. Not her. Or her. Or her. Or him. Or her. They all lie. -Don't fall in love with a heroin addict (You will anyway, but run for the hills; much less pain) -Don't be guilted into getting back in touch with the family, they are a malignant poison. -You favourite Aunt? Yeah, she dies in a horrible manner. Cherish every moment with Lyn. They will never come again, and when you get the Christmas card in 2012 without her name on, you will finally get hit by it like a truck. -Keep shooting, big hitter! And know that when no one else does, I love you. e: -Eliminate Thundarr.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 01:58 |
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I would go back to the start of my first Freshmen semester and tell myself to not gently caress around and do better in class, two B's and two B+'s make it a helluva lot harder the next couple of years.
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I EVER SPENT
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Smoke weed every day
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:00 |
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"Get off your stupid high horse you loving idiot, you're not better than other people. Get in shape you fat piece of poo poo. Tell her how you feel you goddamned coward." Man I really hate my past self. Actually to be honest I'd probably just go back in time and beat the ever-loving poo poo out of myself.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:01 |
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Do not leave the nice sexy sane girl for the crazy ex you're still in love with.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:09 |
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Angela Christine posted:Why would young you listen to you, when you didn't listen to anyone else? He probably wouldn't...
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:12 |
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Hit him back. Turn into the skid.
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Don't hang around with drug dealers.
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I'd just punch myself.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:21 |
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Keep running and lifting, you will thank me when you don't have to lose the weight you gained in college and the first 4 years after. On that note, college matters so quit loving around. Study and go to class. Also make sure you don't believe your adviser when he says you have all the needed credits to graduate, you don't. And yes, math sucks and you aren't as good at it as you were in high school, but suck it up and study your rear end off. Also be wary of redheads, all the ones you will meet and fall for will be bat-poo poo crazy.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:22 |
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Your high IQ means literally nothing, stop using it as an excuse to not try in school. You're better off trying and failing than not trying at all. That being said what ever short film/animation/web comic you've got in mind right now isn't as funny as you think. For the love of god don't make it, if you do anyway (and we both know you will) at least make sure you never post it online or put it anywhere anyone else can ever find it and cause it to come back and haunt you.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:23 |
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Everything is going to be alright 
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Don't double post.
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Wait until he's at the urinal, sneak up behind him and smash his skull into the wall. Twice. Seven year olds are durable, he'll be fine, but he'll never say boo to you again and nobody will believe you started it. Nothing anybody thinks of you before your nineteenth birthday will amount to poo poo. Imagine what would happen if you actually tried. Running sucks. Do it anyway.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:28 |
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Don't drunk post. That 2000 reg date is going to be mighty impressive one day.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:28 |
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That girl isn't interested in you, get over it and go out and socialize instead.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:30 |
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Don't rob and shoot those 2 guys. You're going to end up in a hosed up place for 5 years, 2 months and 8 days of your life. 5 birthdays, 5 Christmas', 5 Thanksgivings, 5 New Years... Think about it jackass... Don't loving do it...
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:31 |
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You are a gigantic lesbian, and the sooner you come to terms with that the happier you'll be. Tell your mom not to go to work on October 8th, 2008. Don't go for that private college just because it sounds cool. Go for the cheaper state school and save yourself about 40k worth of debt. You won't be able to find a job anyway so at least go with the cheaper alternative. Or better yet, gently caress Liberal Arts. You loving loved chemistry as a kid, pick that poo poo up again.
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Don't sleep in and miss that "one" class just because you feel like it. You missed the test review which was essentially the test and it will cause you to lose your Air Force scholarship/contract. And if past me still decides to sleep in. Sign up for the Marines the second Brian told you to because you idiot you could have been a pilot like you had dreamed of. gently caress this is depressing now.
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Your family is toxic and mentally ill, learn how to drive before they make it impossible. Get a job in high school. Pull your grades up in high school so you can get college advice. Don't listen to your parents when they call you stupid.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:34 |
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"She's into you, you're just too awkward to notice. Ask her out ya big dummy".
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Poop everyday, not once a week.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:43 |
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Finish college the first time, stop playing video games so much, stop browsing the internet so god-drat much, and work out you lardass.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:46 |
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You're about as smart as you think you are, but you don't have the wisdom to use it well. The point of life is to live life, and focusing on the bad parts won't accomplish anything. You don't seem any brighter having realized the system is broken, you just look like a depressing prick pointing it out all the time. That stupid poo poo you're going to do? Do it. Do more of it. You won't regret having missed it, but you'll always wonder, and it probably won't kill you. And if it does, you'll have never gotten this advice, so we're probably okay.
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| # ? Dec 19, 2012 02:50 |
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-Chill out. -Don't be a pussy. Related, ask Melissa to Homecoming because she'll say yes you dweeb. -You will meet the love of your life eventually, and it'll be obvious because she'll love you back. Do not give up on this! -Actually do work during your first two semesters of grad school.
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Hide the loving car, the cops know where you live.
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