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May 28, 2003

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May the benefactor bless you for making this thread.

this series has some of the best dialogue I had the privilege of reading in the fantasy genre, and while "red seas" has its low points, the things that come out of Locke and Jean's mouths not only keeps me reading, but also gives the series some serious reread value.

Edit: "nice bird, rear end in a top hat."

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PateraOctopus posted:

A few? That book easily could've had 250-300 pages cut from it without sacrificing any forward momentum. Like the scene in which, having just heard in dialogue how two characters broke into a mansion, subdued the guard and laid in wait for the master of the house, we see how those two characters broke into the mansion, subdued the guard and laid in wait for the master of the house (surprise:it happened exactly the way they said it did fifteen pages earlier). Or the constant putting the brakes on full-stop to explain about a bit of architecture, or current fashion in the city, or political realities whose effects have already been made abundantly clear without being fully explicated. And then there's the 50+ page interlude about Locke acquiring a particular suit of clothes, which introduces several new characters and a brand new, fully-realized con, all of which culminates in Locke getting the suit he needed with no complications and never seeing any of those new characters again, except for one who appears for approximately fifteen seconds to deliver a "Hey, those clothes sure look familiar!" joke and then disappear again. The only purpose that entire extended set-piece serves is to further establish that Locke thinks quickly in tight circumstances and can wrap powerful people around his finger, which has already been well-established--it could easily be replaced with any number of simpler ways for Locke to get fancy clothes and change the rest of the book in nothing but incredibly minor ways.

I do really enjoy the books, but rereading the first one five years later it's really clear that it's a first novel (albeit one by somebody who can write a really fun story).

Perhaps, then, you should avoid that prequel about how they acquired that bottle of superexpensive brandy that they used in that con to make the Salvaras believe that said brandy was even more expensive than it actually was.

I forget the name, but it does exist.

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I'm pirating the new book because my poor sick mother needs an operation, and I can't afford the price of both.

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The Supreme Court posted:

I'm forced to steal zip zoom's only copy because he deserves it

LIAR!

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Say what you want about Red Seas, The scene with the jeremite redeemers is positively amazing.

"The gods have sent your doom, motherfuckers!"

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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Lynch has the amazingly rare ability to write good profanity. Profanity in fantasy almost always comes across as the author trying too hard. In Lynch it works, which is really impressive.

It's like a fantasy version of deadwood

Edit: anyone else take into naming their penis The Sinspire, yet? For me, it's either that or The Dowager Countess.

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Vincie posted:

I finished Republic of Thieves a few days ago. It wasn't very good. Worse than Red Seas Under Red Skies by quite a bit.

That's pretty interesting. Can you tell us more? I've heard that it's more of a romance than anything else, and I'm okay with that if that is the case.

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Okay, see you when you say bad I've got a whole different picture in my mind. I've read some pretty foul poo poo in this genre Mercedes Lackey

Edit: hell, right now I'm reading Emperor of Thorns by Mark Lawrence and that's probably the third or fourth most :emo: thing I've put my eyeballs to this decade. Hopefully that will make Republic of Thieves better by comparison.

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spootime posted:

Oh Jesus, have you read the end yet?? I don't mean to derail the thread but holy gently caress that book was the worst poo poo I've read since the Warded Man series.

Are you just saying that because I made that I'll advised Warded Man thread. (If so, I deserve it.)

But to get this thread somewhat back on track, has anyone noticed that many major fantasy series tend to have very weak middles? Crossroads of twilight, A feast for crows, I'm sure there are others and it's really unsurprising. The middle of any series is where the author has to juggle the most amount of plot arcs, while still advancing them at a decent pace and still keeping the readers interested. I would imagine the middle of a fantasy series is probably one of the hardest things to write. Unless, of course, your last name is Sanderson.

Edit: sweet jumping gently caress emperor of Thorns is terrible…

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Sometimes I wonder if Scott Lynch read way too much Vonnegut in his youth

See the cat? See the cradle?

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I wish I could change my username to Beefwit Smallcock.

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Whorelord posted:

If I can be the Lord of Whores, you can be whoever you want to be.

I thought there was a 15 character limit.

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I'm two thirds of the way through this book, and maybe it's a fault of mine that I don't know how to recognize that fantasy when I read it, but I'm really not seeing any problem thus far. Even all of the scenes in Espara I pretty fun. I just finished the scene between Locke and Sabetha (and also Gennaro, I guess) on the rooftop and it definitely didn't end up the way I had thought it would.

I guess I just have way too much empathy for the guy. When I was 16, my virtue was taken by a redheaded woman, and I just have not been the same since.

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The Gunslinger posted:

I'm surprised this isn't getting beaten up more here. I'm not sure if others are too forgiving or I'm too harsh but I'm about midway through the book and finding it very disappointing so far. Sorry for the spoiler wall but I couldn't really be specific without it. The Bondsmagi plot device is already getting old, it totally kills any tension or stakes when you can just have a mage pop up to fix or break everything as the story requires. Locke and Jean aren't really given any skin in the game as so far their only mentioned punishment for failure is some money and a trip back to Camorra. That whole section on the ship deserves ridicule, at a few points the characters themselves start to question things in a way that makes it seem like Lynch was simply preempting critics. The cities are starting to blend into the same pastiche and I'm no longer enjoying the overlong descriptions of architecture and elderglass bridges as a result. The character of Sabetha isn't very interesting as most of what we're fed about her is awkward boyhood crush factoids and vague allusions to her past.

The flashbacks are the best part of the story so far which is no surprise because they're all centered around character backstory and a return to the old heist/caper feel of the older books. I'm going to try to finish it up over the next few days but I like this even less than Red Seas so far and feel like he's departing too much from what worked so well in Lies.

Totally valid. Before you give up on the series, keep in mind that Scott Lynch had originally intended the series to be about a thief who becomes a politician, and that The Republic of Thieves was intended to be a segue bridging the thief (books one and two) and the politician (books four and so on).

That said, I don't think Lynch was doing himself any favors by making this book so much about the bondsmagi, and I agree that their capacity for deus ex machina seems out of place in this world of otherwise mundane spies, theives, assassins, etc. however, I believe that The Falconer is definitely necessary to the story, and I suspect that he will serve as the antagonist for the entire series, similar to, say, Padan Fain (Though I hope that Scott Lynch treats his antagonist better than Robert Jordan did his).

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Grawl posted:

Just finished book two. While I read people say the first book is much better, I don't feel that way. But perhaps that's because I was also playing Assassin's Creed IV while reading the second book.

I just wish that the characters in the former spoke more like the characters in the latter.

"squiggle-hosed the rightwise cock-swabber with a starboard jib"

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Suxpool posted:

So I just finished book 5 of The Riyria Revelations and the books share a very similar dynamic to the Lamora books. So check them out maybe. Or don't. Whatever.

Am I seeing this right? Is this book really entitled The Rose and the Thorn?

Edit: and, surprise surprise, reception for these books ranges from the willingly positive to the viciously negative. Yes, we have an epic fantasy series, people. Also, thanks for the recommendation. I'll be sure to read it, if only because I cannot resist this genre.

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BananaNutkins posted:

Austershalin brandy.

The 506?

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How does one write romance and female characters well in this genre of ours?

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darth cookie posted:

Also true. But I think he misses the fine distinction between "dark & gritty" and "nasty."


Yet I still love Sand Glokta. :kimchi:

Is there even a distinction to be found?

Edit: if so, please point me to the author who has found it. I would love to read their work.

I love Glotka as well, but I'm a cripple, and he and I have a great deal in common.

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