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redstormpopcorn: Jun 10, 2007; Aurora Master

olaf2022 posted:

So... does she poop in a litter box?

Nah man, you can toilet-train cats.

# ? Dec 25, 2012 23:04

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# ? May 24, 2013 11:35

OhsH: Jan 12, 2008; Can't post for 4 days!

olaf2022 posted:

So... does she poop in a litter box?

We don't kink-shame here.

# ? Dec 25, 2012 23:29

The Monkey Man: Jun 10, 2012

I really wish that Koji Oe hadn't made his blog private, he was hilarious.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 00:09

Cymbal Monkey: Apr 16, 2009; Can't post for 16 days!

I wonder how she feels about the basics of feline reproduction. (spoilers: vagina reaming)

The Monkey Man posted:

I really wish that Koji Oe hadn't made his blog private, he was hilarious.

I... I just don't know anymore.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 00:11

keyvin: Sep 9, 2003; My flesh and blood lives. No matter what.

Ok, I vote for the cat otherkin. Just because how can you have the soul of a cat but be vegan?

# ? Dec 26, 2012 00:13

Adventure Pigeon: Nov 8, 2005; I am a master storyteller.

keyvin posted:

Ok, I vote for the cat otherkin. Just because how can you have the soul of a cat but be vegan?

If you're looking for pathetic and depressing, it's hard to go wrong. I guess it's more a matter of finding things that're easy to act out.

Adventure Pigeon fucked around with this message at Dec 26, 2012 around 00:22

# ? Dec 26, 2012 00:20

Carl Seitan: May 20, 2004

Monkeytime posted:

That lady and the guy that wrote obsessive volumes about his ex-girlfriend (someone named Kat who had moved across the country to flee him) were my personal favorites. Although the "my headmates include a vampire dog with no anus so the word "rear end in a top hat" is VERY triggering to him" crew is pretty great too.

Uhhhh, where is the one about the guy obsessing over a girl named Kat? My sister's name is Kathleen, but goes by Kat and moved across the country to get away from an ex-boyfriend.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 00:25

BillNyeTheNaziSpy: May 27, 2010

keyvin posted:

Ok, I vote for the cat otherkin. Just because how can you have the soul of a cat but be vegan?

Because you hate yourself and want to die?

# ? Dec 26, 2012 00:35

The Light Eternal: Jun 12, 2006; A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

Flashing Twelve posted:

I'm Nala. 20 years old. Cis, vegan, multiracial, disabled, bisexual, demisexual, pagan, plural, catkin.

My preferred pronouns are: chim, cher, chimself, cherself, che, chi.

Can this possibly be real? It seems like a parody. Either way, ya'll should definitely do this one.

quote:

"You're bat poo poo crazy and need serious mental help."
Wow, did you seriously just use the term �batshit�? Do you even know the history behind that phrase? Do you know the amount of suffering and oppression that bats went through after their natural habitats were invaded by humans? They were forced to take shelter in church bell towers not knowing that when the bells rang their sensitive ears would be mutilated by the intense sound. Their wails of pain and frantic attempts to escape are how the term came about. I don�t take the suffering of any fellow kin lightly, and frankly I�m disgusted that you would use such oppressive language on my page. Check your privilege.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 00:46

Noreaus: May 22, 2008; HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

^^ Oh come on, that cannot be true. There are a few fake mock-"social justice" tumblrs out there. It's...impossible to tell what's true any more.

Experto Crede posted:

Forgive e for derailing, but I have to ask: What is tumblr? I know it's a blogging site of course, but why is every blog I see on there the work of someone who belittles transgendered persons by creating trans terms for their societal incompetence?

That's basically it. It's boring straight people stealing terminology from queer people so that they feel special. Seriously: "demiromantic". It means not being constantly romantic. Christ! it's stuff like this that makes me want to become a bitter old queer person because I don't want to be seen to associate with these headcases.

Otherkins are just hipster furries though.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 00:48

DamnGlitch: Sep 2, 2004; Aim for the TOP!

Tumblr is a social blogging site. It has no specific relation to social justice, aside from the very worst people having blogs on it.

It's just when a bunch of retarded broken people get into contact with each other via the easily searched tags system and can circle jerk via reblogs they reinforce their idiotic ideas much faster than was previously possible via HTMl editing.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 01:28

Captain Clown: Dec 24, 2012; Just for THAT, Batman...

I really hate the term "social justice blog" when it's used as a dismissive/"crazy person" kind of term. It's sort of like the new "politically correct" in terms of "how ~DARE~ you point out the ways something I enjoy/think is funny/whatever is oppressive! Lighten up lol~"/stuff like that.

Beyond that, most of the blogs you people seem to be listening as 'sj blogs' seem to be trolls or on the FRINGE of the whole thing. Unfortunately, blogs that are completely valid and are run by people who aren't completely off their heads that really do blog about actual 'social justice' are being lumped into this whole group and thus get a lot of hate and harrassment on tumblr; especially bloggers who are people of color or trans* (or both).

Also, I do know that Riley is a rather abrasive person and I don't always agree with their views or how they present them, but I'm pretty sure those livejournal links are rather old and Riley themself has owned up to the crap they believed in then and has apologized for it. Unless there's more drama than I know about?

# ? Dec 26, 2012 01:29

Monkeytime: Mar 20, 2010

Carl Seitan posted:

Uhhhh, where is the one about the guy obsessing over a girl named Kat? My sister's name is Kathleen, but goes by Kat and moved across the country to get away from an ex-boyfriend.

I really can't remember the guy's name, but it was four years worth of boo-hoo why me I can't believe that bitch left me I love her so much I remember when we went to Burger King that one day kind of bullshit. It sounds pretty run-of-the-mill but the sheer volume of writing was just breathtaking. There was a lot of posting about it in the old "PYF internet trainwreck" thread if you have archives (I don't). If it helps, I think she moved to Portland or Seattle from Jersey or PA, basically as far away as she could get without leaving the States.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 01:50

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

Oh, Riley moved to crackerhell.

Riley's probably the worst of them all. Especially if you count in:
all
this
dumb
poo poo

And also the hilariously inept Arkh project which got its own article on Kotaku, where even they were like "hold the gently caress up."

Basically, Riley is peak insanity and the rabbit hole goes pretty loving deep.

Riley is pretty much the personification of everything wrong with Tumblr-style "social justice" (which is completely unrelated to actual social justice) and is, I think, a perfect choice.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 02:29

Farbtoner: May 17, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Less Wrong is a site where neckbeard-stroking dorks with zero qualifications sit around talking about how rad the world will be when robots take over and they can get rid of their pesky emotions, and more often than not going on tirades about how women are so irrational and beep boop fedora nice guy Moore's Law post-scarcity

The founder that the entire community violently circlejerks also wrote a big-rear end ongoing Harry potter fanfiction where Harry is such a smug mouthpiece for the author that Ender Wiggin himself would go "Hey, no 12 year-old boy talks like that"

# ? Dec 26, 2012 03:01

Nameless Dread: Jun 18, 2011; I want you to clean your vagina.

Evil_Urna posted:

That whole thing turned out to be fake, but still very creepy.

Where are you getting this from? Everything i have seen points to her story being true. You guys are so innocent and adorable when refusing to believe some of this. Worse poo poo goes on every day, her story is pretty mild as far as "this world is loving nuts" proof goes.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 03:14

Nameless Dread: Jun 18, 2011; I want you to clean your vagina.

edit: oops.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 03:15

TerminalSaint: Apr 20, 2007; <3 + TS = BFF

quote:

When I was 18, I was walking around my neighborhood one day when I crossed paths with a cat. Normally this wouldn�t be an unusual event, but this time it was different. We just stopped and stared at each other. I knew this cat. I knew everything about her. I was her.
...
She and I have been inseparable ever since. We are connected by a bond stronger than anything earth can offer.

So she stole some poor person's cat?

TerminalSaint fucked around with this message at Dec 26, 2012 around 03:25

# ? Dec 26, 2012 03:23

BillNyeTheNaziSpy: May 27, 2010

Love to gently caress that emotionally retarded cave woman.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 03:24

Suzuki Method: Mar 11, 2012; Plutonium isn't smart,
Miss Pauling.

That doesn't mean it won't kill you if you don't keep tabs on where it is and what it's doing at all times.

I vote for catkin person because she is the worst.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 03:26

demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

Holy poo poo that one you linked is pretty damned piteous...

# ? Dec 26, 2012 03:34

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

Suzuki Method posted:

I vote for catkin person because she is the worst.

Yes she is.

quote:

Dude of course you can own a cat. I have two house cats that hate the outdoors, and wouldn't survive a day out in the wild. We're a family and we own them. They're not special because they're cats - all animals can be bought. Owning an animal doesn't mean it doesn't have its freedom, though.

The term �ownership� objectifies cats. Cats are not property.

They are living beings with consciousness, agency, and self awareness and they belong to no one. Buying, selling, and distributing cats is disgusting and wrong.

Sure cats can live with you, but unless they do so on their own free will, they are nothing more than slaves with no knowledge of their own imprisonment. They are raised believing that being under the control of humans is normal, when in reality their true destinies were violently stolen from them.

Please don�t delude yourself into thinking your cats have freedom. Penitentiaries have open yards, food, places to sleep, and room to walk around too - but would you really want to be locked inside one from birth until death?

FREE THE CATS!!

# ? Dec 26, 2012 03:41

Ruddha: Jan 21, 2006; ^{_{voted #1 most fuckable}}

Captain Clown posted:

I really hate the term "social justice blog" when it's used as a dismissive/"crazy person" kind of term. It's sort of like the new "politically correct" in terms of "how ~DARE~ you point out the ways something I enjoy/think is funny/whatever is oppressive! Lighten up lol~"/stuff like that.

Beyond that, most of the blogs you people seem to be listening as 'sj blogs' seem to be trolls or on the FRINGE of the whole thing. Unfortunately, blogs that are completely valid and are run by people who aren't completely off their heads that really do blog about actual 'social justice' are being lumped into this whole group and thus get a lot of hate and harrassment on tumblr; especially bloggers who are people of color or trans* (or both).

Also, I do know that Riley is a rather abrasive person and I don't always agree with their views or how they present them, but I'm pretty sure those livejournal links are rather old and Riley themself has owned up to the crap they believed in then and has apologized for it. Unless there's more drama than I know about?

Lighten up, Captain Clown. It's fun as hell to make fun of people making bullshit up to try and be interesting or feel persecuted.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 04:01

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012; Sometimes I stop myself and wonder, "What on earth am I posting?"

I'm surprised this internet mock thread favorite hasn't been posted yet. Here is Buttercup Dew, a person who interprets messages of white nationalism from children's cartoons based on Hasbro toys. http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

# ? Dec 26, 2012 04:18

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Share food?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Riley is pretty much the personification of everything wrong with Tumblr-style "social justice" (which is completely unrelated to actual social justice) and is, I think, a perfect choice.

Yeah, I don't think you can beat Riley. The other advantage is a good chunk of Tumblr will be pissed that she was targeted. It's perfect!

Also the Arkh Project is god damned mothrfucking hilarious.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 04:19

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; I'd like to reserve the volleyball court

Ruddha posted:

Lighten up, Captain Clown. It's fun as hell to make fun of people making bullshit up to try and be interesting or feel persecuted.

I have to agree with you on this.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 04:20

Captain Clown: Dec 24, 2012; Just for THAT, Batman...

gnarlyhotep posted:

I have to agree with you on this.

I agree that there are some things in this thread that ARE ridiculous, for example, otherkin. It's obviously annoying when people who are otherwise privileged try to make themselves appear oppressed. I'm not saying making fun of *them* is bad. In fact, poo poo on them all you like.

I'm just saying that the term "social justice blogger" annoys the hell out of me, as there are so many people who get 'accused' of being one when they're really just part of a real oppressed minority and happen to speak up about it a lot on their blog.

If you're looking for blogs to make you facepalm, though, there's this tumblr blog that used to belong to someone with the url bugbrennan who was an AMAZINGLY transphobic lawyer who would would out young trans people to their families and other such nonsense. No clue whether she's still on tumblr or not, though.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 05:15

BillNyeTheNaziSpy: May 27, 2010

Captain Clown posted:

If you're looking for blogs to make you facepalm, though, there's this tumblr blog that used to belong to someone with the url bugbrennan who was an AMAZINGLY transphobic lawyer who would would out young trans people to their families and other such nonsense. No clue whether she's still on tumblr or not, though.

http://bug-brennan.tumblr.com

If you google the first bit of her tumblr url, you'll find her site and lots of post about what it means to be a feminist and real woman.

BillNyeTheNaziSpy fucked around with this message at Dec 26, 2012 around 06:02

# ? Dec 26, 2012 05:45

Requested_Username: Nov 27, 2007; Fuck you, got Midas

Captain Clown posted:

I agree that there are some things in this thread that ARE ridiculous, for example, otherkin. It's obviously annoying when people who are otherwise privileged try to make themselves appear oppressed. I'm not saying making fun of *them* is bad. In fact, poo poo on them all you like.

I'm just saying that the term "social justice blogger" annoys the hell out of me, as there are so many people who get 'accused' of being one when they're really just part of a real oppressed minority and happen to speak up about it a lot on their blog.

If you're looking for blogs to make you facepalm, though, there's this tumblr blog that used to belong to someone with the url bugbrennan who was an AMAZINGLY transphobic lawyer who would would out young trans people to their families and other such nonsense. No clue whether she's still on tumblr or not, though.

wow that sounds seriously hilarious thank you for this kickass suggestion gay clown poster

# ? Dec 26, 2012 05:46

Joe Don Baker: Jun 20, 2004

Requested_Username posted:

wow that sounds seriously hilarious thank you for this kickass suggestion gay clown poster

I wouldn't worry about Captain Clown. He has a particular axe to grind so it's no wonder he is butthurt by this thread.

That cat-girl blog is seriously one of the most bizarre real life things I've read in a long, long time.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 05:49

Hentai Monster: Dec 9, 2006; Stylin' on you

Farbtoner posted:

Are you a bad enough dude to go dumpster-diving for diapers?

Oh god, that's Pamperchu! He's got a terrible YouTube page and website:

http://www.youtube.com/user/pamperchu
http://squeek.homedns.org/

and here's him reviewing Japanese baby food http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIjfF9aIldA

Hentai Monster fucked around with this message at Dec 26, 2012 around 06:01

# ? Dec 26, 2012 05:59

SeventhSeven: Jun 28, 2009

From the echo chambers thread, behold:

http://transcats.tumblr.com/

http://x-trung.tumblr.com/

# ? Dec 26, 2012 06:27

Dirt5o8: Nov 6, 2008

SeventhSeven posted:

From the echo chambers thread, behold:

http://transcats.tumblr.com/

quote:

The more I think about it, the more convinced I become that my generation of Otherkin are going to rise up as the world�s next diplomats, ambassadors, and leaders.

Think about the amazing power we possess. As a cat, I understand the needs of the feline community more than any other human can. We have the opportunity to be liaisons between the animal kingdom and human society.

We already know that we are not going to be able to continue on this path of unsustainable living. We have to start focusing on our relationship to the environment and the ecosystems of the rest of the earth�s creatures.

Otherkin are the only people who can actively speak on behalf of these populations. We are part of their collective conscious. We are connected to our species the way an artery is to the heart. The only way the world will ever achieve peaceful coexistence, balance, and eco-responsibility is through the guidance of Otherkin.

People may laugh at us now, but what they don�t realize is that we hold the key to the survival of our planet. They need us.

One day they�ll see. One day they will be begging us for our wisdom. Just you wait.

Welp. Pack it in fellow normals, our days are numbered. Be ready to bow before our new cat-person overlords.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 08:28

Cheapsteaks: Apr 25, 2008; Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.

The Droid posted:

I'm surprised this internet mock thread favorite hasn't been posted yet. Here is Buttercup Dew, a person who interprets messages of white nationalism from children's cartoons based on Hasbro toys. http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

I can't understand anything this person is saying

It's like a crazy rear end conspiracy page but shat all over by a brony!

# ? Dec 26, 2012 08:34

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Cheapsteaks posted:

I can't understand anything this person is saying

It's like a crazy rear end conspiracy page but shat all over by a brony!

Long story short: He thinks My Little Pony should be Mein Kleines Pony: Juden Raus!

# ? Dec 26, 2012 09:15

Experto Crede: Aug 19, 2008; _{Mod Secrets #281 - FrancisYorkPatty is the one who bought most of those frog avatars}

As I read these blogs I just get this feeling. You know that feeling when you're on a bus/train/etc. and you end up being sat next an obese guy with terrible BO, clothes smeared with food residue and a patchy neckbeard? That feeling of disgust and pity?

No idea why...

EDIT:

The Droid posted:

I'm surprised this internet mock thread favorite hasn't been posted yet. Here is Buttercup Dew, a person who interprets messages of white nationalism from children's cartoons based on Hasbro toys. http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

"Say what you like about National Socialism, at least it's an ethos."

Experto Crede fucked around with this message at Dec 26, 2012 around 10:17

# ? Dec 26, 2012 10:14

Starter Wiggin: Feb 1, 2009; Screw the enemy's gate man, I've got a fucking TAIL!
Do you know how crazy the ladies go for those?

quote:

Human Privilege Checklist:

Everyone assumes you are the species you are.
Society encourages you to live as your species.
Society is built to accomodate your species.
Your body is correct for your species� needs.
You will never be questioned for being your species.
You are raised and educated in alignment with your species� instinctual behavior.
You can turn on the television or open a newspaper and see your species widely represented.
You can easily buy posters, books, and magazines featuring your species.
Beauty standards are based upon your species.
You can expect to go into a supermarket and have the staple foods of your species stocked.
You can expect your parents, family, educators, and bosses to be your species.
Your failings are not attributed to your species.
Your species is not categorized as inferior to any other.
Your species is represented in all positions of power.
You can expect to be able to interact and connect with your species.
You are taught the history of your species with a bias in favor of your species.
Your mental health is not questioned for being the species you are.
Societal customs, culture, and norms are created for only your species.�
You can sleep in accordance to your species� internal clock with no repercussions.
You are never asked to speak for all members of your species.
Mainstream entertainment caters to the preferences of your species.
You can expect your doctor to know how to care for your species.
You are rewarded for honing talents specific to your species.
Social groups are structured based on your species.
Homes and buildings are built to accommodate your species.
You are not forced to assume a walking position that does not fit your species.
It is not a social stigma to be the species you are.
You can write with the expectation that members of your species will be able to read it.�
You can expect politicians to address the needs of your species.
Your species� population is not threatened by another species.
You have the option to reproduce with a person of your species.
Progress towards inclusion only include those of your species.
Your government and justice system include rights for those of your species.

And another tally for that catchick.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 11:19

Batsarse: Dec 20, 2002

Do these oddballs congregate anywhere else apart from tumblr? Are they on Blogger too, or is that where normal people go?

# ? Dec 26, 2012 11:48

MinionOfCthulhu: Oct 28, 2005; I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.

Dirt5o8 posted:

Welp. Pack it in fellow normals, our days are numbered. Be ready to bow before our new cat-person overlords.

I for one cannot wait for our diplomats, ambassadors, and leaders to be people who, by their own admission, can't hold down a normal job.

"Ma'am, this is the fifth time you've canceled a meeting. We need to talk about the violent uprisings in-"
"I'd love to, but I'm fronting my infant headmate right now, and a baby or flying dog simply cannot do ambassadorial work that an adult human can. I just don't have the spoons for this right now. Please come back tomorrow, cis scum."

# ? Dec 26, 2012 11:58

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Rhinoceraptor: Jan 3, 2008; WOO-HOO!
DOIN' MY LITTLE BEAN DANCE!

Experto Crede posted:

"Say what you like about National Socialism, at least it's an ethos."

It's a Big Lebowski quote.

I'm sure Butterup Dew sees Walter Sobchak as someone to look up to.

# ? Dec 26, 2012 12:33

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