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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


SpaceDrake posted:

edit: also I have no idea what to even say about the Literal Cat Person. I want to believe that's a troll because nothing like that could really happen in The World Which Exists

It probably isn't happening,happening as she goes around meowing and licking her arms, in my mind she's a regular boring suburban girl that is making out all this thing about being a cat to get some attention from strangers online. Still, pathetic.

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Thrill Cosby
Jun 4, 2005



SpaceDrake posted:

Just gonna point out that this one is perfectly fair game as a complaint and pretty..

Shuddap.

Here's a blog about men who wear diapers and other guys change em at a place called "Diaper Camp."

http://daddy-boyricky.blogspot.com

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007

I


Desperado Bones posted:

It probably isn't happening,happening as she goes around meowing and licking her arms, in my mind she's a regular boring suburban girl that is making out all this thing about being a cat to get some attention from strangers online. Still, pathetic.

I don't see it like that, I see it as a person who is incredibly mentally ill. that's what I see when I see train wrecks like this on the internet, I can't even laugh about it. Its all just people that really need some help in one way or the other but instead they huddle together in their "communities" and think "there is so many people like me in this echo chamber that that must mean I'm the normal one and all the other people who aren't loving in fur suits are the weird ones".

Boatfort
Dec 22, 2012


Here's a blog about an individual's quest to become Beyonce. With a dramatic interpretation, it could make for a good short.

http://amibeyonceyet.tumblr.com/

HodjasBitch
Apr 24, 2003

Too bad you revealed what a huge asshole you are so early in the game.....I woulda put out.

Woman with FAS, married to a blind alcoholic. All kinds of religious crazy and bonus videos in this one.

http://houstonheather.blogspot.com/

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005


Would it be too much just to do http://transabled.org/ as a whole? It has archives going back as far as 1994, containing such gems as:

http://transabled.org/stories/perso...ing-diapers.htm (Very first archive post, about a brave young man's struggle to learn how to be a gross loving person and pee in his pants in public)


quote:

....Today, I wear diapers quite often, at home mostly. But I also wear them at school (I went back to school for a management course). I had a pair on yesterday and I somehow had to stay longer than usual and I had not brought a change. I was scared that I would leak, but luckily I didn’t. I was soaked however when I arrived home last night… I love this feeling… Seeing that the experience was a success yesterday, I did it again today, but this time, for some unknown reason, I actually sprung a leak. I could feel a little dampness around my crotch area, *outside* of the diaper… I was seated at my desk, while the prof was talking. I put a hand down and lifted a buttcheek a little, and horror, it was damp. I could just see it, two damp dark spots on each side, where the diaper finishes, on my paler and faded blue jeans. There were people in front of me, and in my back. I could not just get up at the end of class and grab my coat without turning my back on *someone*. Someone that could then see my wet bottom.


Or this:

http://transabled.org/thoughts/othe...n.htm#more-6962 (Wherein a woman who wants to need to wear leg braces overcomes a bout of depression by finding a tenuously legitimate need to wear leg braces (but not really)

quote:

...Dave invited me to go hiking on Saturday morning. I had been planning to use a wheelchair, but, just a few feet into it, I realised I wasn’t going to make it very far on account of fibromyalgia. The constant pain in my left arm has been one of the factors feeding depression. One just has to balance one’s various chronic conditions in order to find solutions; in this case a crutch and leg braces. The joy started to set in. How could it not? Look at where I am.

gently caress it, everything is a hit:

http://transabled.org/thoughts/othe...-an-amputee.htm ("I dunno... I guess it'd be nice to amputate my entire loving hand for no sane reason, but... I guess it's just not... 'me,' you know? I'm more of a, 'flop around in my wheelchair until I need to take the stairs because that's inconvenient' kind of gal.")

quote:

Back to the dislocated finger: I was certainly tempted by the amputation. If it had been the whole hand I would have gone for it. In fact I fantasised about asking the specialist to do the whole hand; but no I didn’t ask him. Removal of a finger would have done nothing for my BIID. Eventually vanity persuaded me to keep the finger. I like people to think I’m normal. I know quite a few people missing a finger, and it seems normal enough to me. However, it’s not normal for my self image, less normal than missing the left hand in fact. By contrast, myself being paraplegic seems entirely normal to me.

The archives as a whole are here - http://transabled.org/archives


Also, the site's logo is hilarious:



WHY WAS I CURSED WITH THIS FULLY FUNCTIONAL BODY

HappyKitty fucked around with this message at Dec 28, 2012 around 20:00

FedoraDefender420
Feb 25, 2011

I don't care how much money or how many white boys 50 cent can shoot. In front of James Hetfield he is a little bitch


Lowtax probably isn't going to poo poo himself on video so it's not really worth forwarding those.

CHRISTS FOR SALE
Jan 14, 2005

"fuck you and die"


quote:

Our "desire" is more a reflection of the fact that our self-image is that of a paraplegic (or amputee, or blind, or any number of other disabilities) than that of an able bodied man or woman.

I envisioned his self image to look more like

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


PureEvil6_13 posted:

"Joy is a transvestite who has been using her stories as a form of therapy. At this point she has no desire to undergo the full transition."

http://i-know-i-know-but.net/Joy/sissys-saga-part-1/
I know it wasn't the intention with this post, but I actually found this story incredibly endearing and a wonderful read about the transition process. I'd totally be Sissy's friend IRL.

Edit: Nevermind. It turned into erotic fanfic. Blah.

These diaper blogs are hilarious as an aside. If someone looks over my shoulder they're REALLY going to wonder what the gently caress is with me.

bunnybean fucked around with this message at Dec 29, 2012 around 12:41

opie
Nov 28, 2000
Check out my TFLC Excuse Log!

This girl has been the subject of at least one GBS thread and is still very pathetic:
NSFW!!!http://www.attackofthesugarmonster.com/ NSFW!!!

She spends 99% of her awake time eating and watching tv. She's too "disabled" to work but it has nothing to do with being about 300 pounds overweight of course. She claims to be in constant pain and has had gastric bypass (which didn't work), and loves to brag about :
*her ability to cook cup o soup
*being lit on fire
*fantasizing about pre-pubescent cartoon characters such as butters and bobby hill
*sex toys (gross)
*her hilariously horrible tattoos

There was one story where she drove for hours to see Doug Stanhope, and you could almost feel sorry for her.
http://www.attackofthesugarmonster....nhope-fail.html

opie fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2013 around 01:36

GonzoRonin
Oct 4, 2005

timey-wimey fruity booty


http://synthetikweekend.tumblr.com/ appears to belong to this Davecat fellow in this very creepy doc on RealDolls.

http://youtu.be/BizVx2Xdqs0

flatbus
Sep 19, 2012


Computer viking posted:

I would assume the otherkin could use it to mean "where physical and mental species matches".

Does this mean otherkin are oppressed by the animals they want to be? I know a couple of cis-cats, cats who are physically and mentally cats, who have the privilege of being secure in their cat identity. They don't seem like they would accept otherkin catgal as one of their own. I mean, these cats will probably look at an otherkin and just think it's a human because it looks human on the outside. Those cats are terribly privileged compared to otherkin, and on top of that I have a feeling they won't listen to what otherkin have to say about their oppression.

That said, cis-cats aren't that bad since they just meow and complain. If you want to see real, brutal oppression, look at the way cis-bears treat their transbear otherkin. Especially those mama bears, they dish out some serious fembear abuse on anyone that tries to make friendly gestures to their children.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004



opie posted:

This girl has been the subject of at least one GBS thread and is still very pathetic:
http://www.attackofthesugarmonster.com/

She spends 99% of her awake time eating and watching tv. She's too "disabled" to work but it has nothing to do with being about 300 pounds overweight of course. She claims to be in constant pain and has had gastric bypass (which didn't work), and loves to brag about :
*her ability to cook cup o soup
*being lit on fire
*fantasizing about pre-pubescent cartoon characters such as butters and bobby hill
*sex toys (gross)
*her hilariously horrible tattoos

There was one story where she drove for hours to see Doug Stanhope, and you could almost feel sorry for her.
http://www.attackofthesugarmonster....nhope-fail.html

Um FATSHAMING???? FOOD DESERTS??????

deadlypie
Aug 18, 2006


How long do you have to not have any comments on your blog till you stop writing in it.

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


Psalmanazar posted:

Lowtax probably isn't going to poo poo himself on video so it's not really worth forwarding those.

A true artist would.

Thrill Cosby
Jun 4, 2005



What's good enough for Diaper Camp is good enough for us.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

...


deadlypie posted:

How long do you have to not have any comments on your blog till you stop writing in it.

This one's got a comment:


http://talestomildlyastonish.blogsp...uth-of-rat.html

Edit: Here's a colossal screed from 2008 about how worried he is that... Hollywood is going to make a bunch of bad comic book movies?
http://talestomildlyastonish.blogsp...theyre-all.html

scary ghost dog fucked around with this message at Dec 29, 2012 around 03:10

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

by primus


HappyKitty posted:

Would it be too much just to do http://transabled.org/ as a whole?
WHY WAS I CURSED WITH THIS FULLY FUNCTIONAL BODY

See, at least Transcat is amusingly pathetic. This poo poo is just infuriating. I can't imagine how desperate you would be for attention that you would want to be parapalegic.

The only thing I've got up my sleeve is a story written by one of the 'premier' Dwarf Fortress forum (the official ones) personalities wherein he turns himself into a 8 year old girl and feels himself up on the toilet.

Cheap Shot
Aug 15, 2006

Help BIP learn gun?

I present to you the blog of not a man, but a legend.

http://www.jeffraven.net/index.php/title_1

Gotta dig for the gems.

A cherry picked sample from the sea of mostly depressing failure posted:

I cheated on Monday. I wasn't anywhere near a place I could an Atkins-friendly meal, so I stopped at BK and purchased two croissanwiches. I threw away the tops but the bottom bun part was too good to throw away This mistake continued while waiting for my evening class, I was offered some M&Ms and I just couldn't say no. When you make a mistake with Atkins, your body lets you know. Usually forcing you on the pot several times a day X-|. However since then I corrected this mistake and I continue on my merry way.
A little more in line with the original blog reenactment concept. Might be difficult to reenact if you're not hopelessly fat, or thanking Jesus for your retail job by reading R.L Stine's The Beast instead of the bible.



HappyKitty posted:

Would it be too much just to do http://transabled.org/ as a whole? It has archives going back as far as 1994

SNARF SNARF SNARF
Apr 23, 2012
i don't understand what you're talking about, but it makes me mad as hell! Listen to me, as I spout gibberish, and know that I. I am MAD.


Homo Depot posted:

http://talestomildlyastonish.blogspot.com/

This guy might just be the pathetic piece of poo poo you were searching for.

I don't know if this is the most pathetic of all these links, but its definitely, huuh, the best candidate for a documentary on pathetic people on the internet. Might need a whole 8 hours for it, though.

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!


Charles VI might have been an otherkin. I wish live-journal existed back then.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

...an entire galaxy? Of puppies?

HodjasBitch posted:

Woman with FAS, married to a blind alcoholic. All kinds of religious crazy and bonus videos in this one.

http://houstonheather.blogspot.com/

This one is too sad. A real life Jean Tisdale with less self awareness.

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

Let me tell you all about the philosophy of the buttcam

This might be a parody
http://madneckbeards.tumblr.com/

quote:


i have a few problems with this

i’m black woman, okay? yes it’s not a problem either for me.

I really wanted a vita the second I saw this game was being produced. It sounded cool like, I could be a badass assassin and kill men. That’s what I wanted, that’s why I played this game. so I bought a vita when this was announce. here’sm y issues.

1. the system they bundled it with is white. i’mreally tired of this thing white people do when they go “here, friend of the family, have this shiny white thing. it’s the color you can never be. ha ha, silly friend of the family. dance for the trinket”

2. the bundle is cheaper than the game. so I wanted a black vita. I got one. but if I wanted to save moeny. I couldnt go back and reutrn it for a bundle. basically, if you want to be racially sensitive, or just…not a loving money jumping. for a trinket. then you have to PAY MORE.

I’m pretty angry right now. I think Sony should release a more racially sensitive bundle, because I;m sick of the ‘blacks like shiny white things’ trope. it’s offense.

and good loving job making the female main character a main protagonist in a side story.

quote:




In response to my critics asking what kind of dress is appropriate for warrior womyn, I am posting a quick sketch of my homestuck OC, Aleeshya. (I do admit that this is based off me a little bit )

There. Are you happy? Find me this armour in Demon’s Souls. I bet you can’t.

Also, it was drawn in MSpaint because my computer is too slow to run photoshop, and I drew it with a mouse because I can’t afford a tablet, which both are examples of the white-patriarchal system keeping needed tools out of the hands of the black community.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011


flatbus posted:

Does this mean otherkin are oppressed by the animals they want to be? I know a couple of cis-cats, cats who are physically and mentally cats, who have the privilege of being secure in their cat identity. They don't seem like they would accept otherkin catgal as one of their own. I mean, these cats will probably look at an otherkin and just think it's a human because it looks human on the outside. Those cats are terribly privileged compared to otherkin, and on top of that I have a feeling they won't listen to what otherkin have to say about their oppression.

That said, cis-cats aren't that bad since they just meow and complain. If you want to see real, brutal oppression, look at the way cis-bears treat their transbear otherkin. Especially those mama bears, they dish out some serious fembear abuse on anyone that tries to make friendly gestures to their children.

See? The poor otherkin are oppressed from both sides - it's the same as (but worse than, ofc.) the problems other minorities face if they become too assimilated in the majority but don't feel home in either.

TerminalSaint
Apr 20, 2007

<3 + TS = BFF

I, for one, am offended that cat and dog otherkin claim to know oppression when what they face is nothing compared to the Buffalo holocaust.

thehumandignity
Aug 17, 2011

You see? 10 bucks. I could have bought 2 new titles with that.


TerminalSaint posted:

I, for one, am offended that cat and dog otherkin claim to know oppression when what they face is nothing compared to the Buffalo holocaust.

I have spirit ancestors or some other fictitious bullshit that were killed on the great plains for meat and wagon covers you monster.

thehumandignity
Aug 17, 2011

You see? 10 bucks. I could have bought 2 new titles with that.


Khorne posted:

I'll only use those pronouns if you can prove you are a chimera. Nothing short of breathing jets of flame will convince me. And even then, it will only be to ensure self preservation.

No, silly, che isn't a pronoun for a chimera. It's a pronoun for a super-woman.

quote:

I have a very strong female energy, it is perhaps the strongest thing next to my catness, but I believe that this feminine force inside of me transcends the typical human experience of gender. I choose to represent myself with ch- pronouns because what the English language offers me does not do my identity justice. Modern English is very much shaped by the values and beliefs of the privileged class and I do not wish to associate with that.

Shnooks
Mar 24, 2007

I'm being born!


opie posted:

This girl has been the subject of at least one GBS thread and is still very pathetic:
http://www.attackofthesugarmonster.com/

She spends 99% of her awake time eating and watching tv. She's too "disabled" to work but it has nothing to do with being about 300 pounds overweight of course. She claims to be in constant pain and has had gastric bypass (which didn't work), and loves to brag about :
*her ability to cook cup o soup
*being lit on fire
*fantasizing about pre-pubescent cartoon characters such as butters and bobby hill
*sex toys (gross)
*her hilariously horrible tattoos

There was one story where she drove for hours to see Doug Stanhope, and you could almost feel sorry for her.
http://www.attackofthesugarmonster....nhope-fail.html

To be honest her life is horribly tragic and it's no surprise she's got some sort of overeating disorder She was molested by her father for years who killed himself in their home and she found him, along with a slew of other suicides.

Basically a lot of these people are crazy but I feel pretty bad for her.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005

Time travel is like visiting Paris

http://http://sakurasong.tumblr.com/
Here's a relatively new tumblr of a "transethnic" girl who thinks she's japanese and also fluttershy and a genderqueer fox-dragon lives in her head. Pretty funny so far, will probably get better.


Troposphere fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2013 around 07:55

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005



Okay, yeah, I take it back. Screw the transabled thing; the video needs to be just this. Just this forever.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA


Aaronicon posted:

The only thing I've got up my sleeve is a story written by one of the 'premier' Dwarf Fortress forum (the official ones) personalities wherein he turns himself into a 8 year old girl and feels himself up on the toilet.

I want to see this, solely because I don't believe anyone on the DF Forums actually has a personality

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

by primus


Capntastic posted:

I want to see this, solely because I don't believe anyone on the DF Forums actually has a personality

Here, don't complain that I didn't warn you. Armok, the forums-poster (who once threatened to kill himself should he ever be banned), has a personality in the same sense that a houseplant you talk to every day does. This is just one of his more lucid periods of oddness - these days I think he spends most of his time masturbating in the literal basement of his parent's house about transhumanist ponies (but he only does it ironically so that makes it ok, you see).

The saddest thing has to be his Twitter account. Just loving look at that.

Sigh.

Jewel
May 2, 2009

Everything is wonderful!


Aaronicon posted:

The saddest thing has to be his Twitter account. Just loving look at that.

I, uh,

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

GaOwDaHkEeAnD

Who was that goon while tweeted Obama in the hopes that he would directly address some kind of Spiderman surprise sex thing or something? He had a pretty golden twitter feed as well.

Why the gently caress can't I remember this guy?

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA


Yeah, Armok is a goofball, and Toady is way too relaxed about letting awful people leak out bad personal problems onto his forum.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot


Oh god, don't get me started on Armok

edit: I'm the one who found and assembled armokstory.txt (god, has it been two years already?) and had first-hand exposure to the guy when he went through a crazy solipsist phase and having a responsibility to his fictional characters/headmates.

He believes that kisnemesis or whatever that poo poo that's from Homestuck is a valid form of romance. He spent over a couple years wanking off in the most boring and pointless freeform roleplay threads.

Its only downhill from here and the bay12 forums are pretty drat terrible in their own right.

Anticheese fucked around with this message at Dec 30, 2012 around 10:56

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


I sort of hate the internet for giving these people a pedestal to shout their insanity from and then take to bed to hump cause they find the pedestal attractive. TransCat fat building gropers, it's all too much.

Just knowing half of this poo poo exists kind of depresses me and makes me feel dirty. I can't imagine having encyclopedia-like knowledge on Freaks of the Internet and where to find them like some goons do. Why do you guys know so much about this? Don't, don't do that to yourselves

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING


Aaronicon posted:

The saddest thing has to be his Twitter account. Just loving look at that.

Sigh.

Sighs

For someone to keep updating their twitter with nothing more than "sighs" or "sigh" takes dedication.

Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011


Lumpy the Cook posted:

Who was that goon while tweeted Obama in the hopes that he would directly address some kind of Spiderman surprise sex thing or something? He had a pretty golden twitter feed as well.

Why the gently caress can't I remember this guy?

https://twitter.com/SpiderHyphenMan

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Jefferoo
Jun 23, 2008
PLEASE GO AWAY JEFFEROO. YOU ARE NOT AN INTELLECTUAL SAVIOR, YOU ARE THE WORST POSTER IN GAMES(AND RAPIDLY GOING DEAF!) AND A BLIGHT UPON HUMANITY.


Tumblr gets way too self-righteous about comic book movies maybe being made.

http://ssia.tumblr.com/post/3923359...k-thanosisabutt

quote:

uh…i think those other things are, generally speaking, a lot more excusable than hitting your wife. and people have every right to be creeped out that they’re making an ant-man movie.

see, most of those things are excusable on the basis of “comics”. like, i can’t go out and become a spy and kill a bunch of people. or go slaughtering and pillaging a town. or sell my marriage to the devil for my aunt may.

also, like black widow and wolverine? that’s… kind of the point of those characters, they killed a bunch of people, blahblahblah. cap too, killed a poo poo ton of people.

didn’t hal jordan like, kill a whole city or something? see, no one really gives a poo poo about that. when people are grossed out by hal it’s like “ugh, he’s kind of creepy and hits on people” women in fridges, he has a ring he got from a dead alien, poo poo like that.

Spiderman selling his marriage is like.. not a core thing to the character because it’s loving ridiculous. the thing with comics is that because they’re such long term characters created by companies that won’t let them die, is that they all have a certain texture to them, certain fundamentals to them. if i ask you what black widow is it’s like “assassin lady spy russian thing”. spiderman it’s like “spider powers, dead uncle, aunt may, mary jane, newspaper photographer”. Not “sold his marriage”.

Like one time Supergirl had this really lovely writer named Peter David and he used her as a mouthpiece for some really lovely racist poo poo. He also turned her into a weird loving space angel. But DC retconned it away and it was loving ridiculous so people moved on from it. like, that sort of thing didn’t stick to her. Neither did it stick when Superman was Red and Blue, or that one time when he started walking around. ok? An early explanation for the Flash’s power was some like, magic elf thing, I’m not making GBS threads you, look it up.

Certain things stick to a character, certain things do not. That is just the way the world is. It is lovely and not fair but there it is.

Unfortunately, Hank Pym gets “shrinking power” and if you get even a tiny, tiny bit past that definition you get “wife beater”.

And sorry, you don’t just “pay” for beating your wife. You don’t. There’s no like, amount that you pay or time that you serve and it’s forgiven. That’s not how it works. Especially because in REAL LIFE ABUSERS NEVER STOP. It’s sort of like having a character that raped someone. There’s no “it was one time and they totally hate themselves for it” because gently caress you.

i’m getting pretty grossed out at people going “it was a bad writer!” “we know he did it but-“, yes we are COMPLETELY AWARE OF THESE THINGS. We know it’s a loving comic book, ok?

You know what, it’s completely okay to be creeped out by a character. I think it’s way more important to support and respect the people who are justifiably CREEPED OUT by them putting forward this character with something like this in his canon.

You can somehow look past that whole domestic violence aspect. Good for you. Don’t tell the rest of us that we should. And not post bullshit things like this to try and minimize the act of spousal abuse. I despise characters based on character design alone sometimes, so I will sure as hell despise the dude who hit his wife.

Yeah, I don't... I don't know. Comic book characters.

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