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OMG BYZANTIUM
Dec 30, 2008


the kawaiiest posted:

No, Graveyard Dirt eats roadkill and uses bodily fluids in her witchcraft magic spells or whatever. The person he's thinking of is tumblr user cuntbarf .


e:



http://cuntbarf.tumblr.com/post/144...am-not-entirely

Ugh, that's the one. Don't go to that link unless you like pictures of ugly people with horrible tattoos and various objects covered with menstrual blood.

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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Galactic Punt


OMG BYZANTIUM posted:

Don't go to that link unless you like pictures of ugly people with horrible tattoos and various objects covered with menstrual blood.

Well. I don't know what I was expecting.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011


the kawaiiest posted:

No, Graveyard Dirt eats roadkill and uses bodily fluids in her witchcraft magic spells or whatever. The person he's thinking of is tumblr user cuntbarf .


e:



http://cuntbarf.tumblr.com/post/144...am-not-entirely

That girl has a tattoo of a vagina on her arm. If that's not tumblr.jpg I don't know what is.

http://cuntbarf.tumblr.com/image/35733496340

and she's aware that people think she's batshit.

http://cuntbarf.tumblr.com/post/228...i-google-myself

Frosted Flake fucked around with this message at Jan 2, 2013 around 00:52

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

Send us signals in the glow
of night windows


She's also ok with consensual incest and posts pictures of her kindergarten-age son on the same Tumblr as the rest of that stuff.

Edit: I think including the cute kid pics in the otherwise adult-content blog bothers me the most. He can't consent to that!

HelloIAmYourHeart fucked around with this message at Jan 2, 2013 around 01:07

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012


OMG BYZANTIUM posted:

Ugh, that's the one. Don't go to that link unless you like pictures of ugly people with horrible tattoos and various objects covered with menstrual blood.

Ugh forever. I am horrified that there is more than one "blog about cooking with menstrual blood".

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!


mewbert posted:

I didn't miss it, it just doesn't change my opinion.
How does that not change your opinion? Quick test here, is your seat firm and leathery or wet and crinkly?

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012


bunnybean posted:

How does that not change your opinion? Quick test here, is your seat firm and leathery or wet and crinkly?



Mew is a pokemon, I think you know why stealing lovely diapers dosen't bother him

Quality_Guaranteed
Jan 23, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


bunnybean posted:

How does that not change your opinion? Quick test here, is your seat firm and leathery or wet and crinkly?

Nope. Sorry but Pamperchu is a cool-rear end bro who has the confidence and self-actualization to live his life on his own terms and hahahahahah just kidding.

Seriously wearing old used diapers that you got out of the trash is disgusting. No one should have to explain why. Holy poo poo.

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

"... Vanessa? Let's keep this between us."
"My lips are sealed, milady."




"L'Arachide flies agaaaiiiin!"

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

There's also Felkes, who is "a snow leopard/canis lupus therian." Is scarily disconnected from reality, defended (and still defends) a pedophile who was gross enough to get outright banned from TVTropes, identifies as true neutral, and also got fired for being a werecat crazy furry:



While I still think Riley would be the "best" option, Felkes is pretty pathetically purestrain internet.

Okay, in my opinion it has to be this one. Has to be. I can literally see the video in my head right now. It would be the perfect collab with the Mega64 crew, they're pros at staging this kind of public ridiculousness.

There's plenty of messed-up journals in here, but this one is far and away the most videogenic of the ones posted so far.

Edit: Oh my god and the poster is also like a fundamentalist Christian of some sort, this is just, it's amazing, especially the cognitive dissonance involved with the fact that most of her fundamentalist peers would find the poster abhorrent

SpaceDrake fucked around with this message at Jan 2, 2013 around 02:11

Cheapsteaks
Apr 25, 2008

Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.

A smug sociopath posted:

Even ignoring the dumpster diapers, this guy loving calls himself "Pamperchu". He could have the holy loving grail and the ark of the covenant in his possession and he still wouldn't be anywhere near cool.

Now if he called himself Pamperzard or Pampertoise he would be the motherfucking pimp of the internet I tell you what.

Russell William Thorpe
Nov 18, 2004


Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

There's also Felkes, who is "a snow leopard/canis lupus therian." Is scarily disconnected from reality, defended (and still defends) a pedophile who was gross enough to get outright banned from TVTropes, identifies as true neutral, and also got fired for being a werecat crazy furry:



While I still think Riley would be the "best" option, Felkes is pretty pathetically purestrain internet.

bus stop posted:

http://felkes.tumblr.com/post/23019...from-werelist-i

http://felkes.tumblr.com/post/25844...-daikon-darziel

The first post seems like it would be pretty good for this sort of thing, I would sum it up as 'I started growling at customers because basic human interaction is too much for me and got fired for it'.


I like this one the best. It's not so horrifying that you have to block it out of your mind like many of the others- but it's scary in a 'there but for the grace of God go I" sense. We've all had a bad day at work- maybe got a bit upset at the end of a long shift. We all know what it's like to feel like we're losing it. Grimaced, clenched our hand. That's when we pause, go on break, step outside, grab a coffee, or just go to the bathroom and splash some water on our face, or chat with a co-worker, and then get back to work. Jobs can be stressful. There are days when we all want to say, 'maybe I'm not the kind of person who's supposed to work, maybe this whole 'work' thing just isn't for me'. Because jobs are hard! That's why people pay you to do them. Everything in his story up to the word 'm-shift' could describe anyone on the 7th hour of the night-shift of a job they haven't gotten used to.

But then he just goes one step further. This is all happening- because he's a not really human! You see, he just has to explain himself, and- wait, you think I should quit- yeah, I guess work is for humans. Back to my parents house!

Yeah I Like Girls
Aug 20, 2009

im gay

the kawaiiest posted:

No, Graveyard Dirt eats roadkill and uses bodily fluids in her witchcraft magic spells or whatever. The person he's thinking of is tumblr user cuntbarf .


e:



http://cuntbarf.tumblr.com/post/144...am-not-entirely

She's horrible even without the horrific menstrual blood fetish.



This is "daddy":

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

I'd like to reserve the volleyball court


Yeah I Like Girls posted:

This is "daddy":



AHHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!

THAT GUY?!

He's not so much Frank Booth as he is Pee-Wee Herman

Vagueabond
Aug 24, 2012

Number of Lines: 4172
NIGHTCREWBESTCREW


Yeah I Like Girls posted:

She's horrible even without the horrific menstrual blood fetish.



This is "daddy":



trigger warning: kinkshaming, awful taste in men

Tornado Lazers
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


I'm gonna start a blog about being transatlantic!

MinionOfCthulhu
Oct 28, 2005

I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.


Yeah I Like Girls posted:

She's horrible even without the horrific menstrual blood fetish.



I thought the tag after 'Daddy' was 'issues' instead of 'bruises'.

I still think I'm right.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004



Yeah I Like Girls posted:

This is "daddy":



Gordon Partiallyman

OMG BYZANTIUM
Dec 30, 2008


Vagueabond posted:

trigger warning: kinkshaming, awful taste in men

I was going to point this out too. There's nothing wrong with being kinky, but blogging about getting erotically beat by your "Daddy" on the same blog that you talk about your little kid (with pictures, apparently) is not right. She also looks like she could fold that guy in half and cover him with menstrual blood if she wanted to.

But yeah, cuntbarf is just run of the mill gross. I vote for Felkes or this wonderful specimen of humanity (I don't remember if they were posted before).

OMG BYZANTIUM fucked around with this message at Jan 2, 2013 around 14:41

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
GET FUCKED


OMG BYZANTIUM posted:

I was going to point this out too. There's nothing wrong with being kinky, but blogging about getting erotically beat by your "Daddy" on the same blog that you talk about your little kid (with pictures, apparently) is not right. She also looks like she could fold that guy in half and cover him with menstrual blood if she wanted to.

But yeah, cuntbarf is just run of the mill gross. I vote for Felkes or this wonderful specimen of humanity (I don't remember if they were posted before).



Well, gently caress me running.

If that guy's actually taking medication, shouldn't he stop being a lunatic with a flying dog and a toddler in his head? I think the dose needs to be changed.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

PT6A posted:

Well, gently caress me running.

If that guy's actually taking medication, shouldn't he stop being a lunatic with a flying dog and a toddler in his head? I think the dose needs to be changed.

She, actually.

She also believes she was born to be fat, and fat she's going to become. She's a transfat blogger.

And I don't mean that she loves talking about the molecule. I wish I did.

precision
May 7, 2006



Jesus, cuntbarf is a composite of the worst parts of every ex-girlfriend of mine without even the upside of being particularly attractive.

I guess that means in another universe I ended up like that guy. Oh God.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
GET FUCKED


Obligatory Toast posted:

She, actually.

She also believes she was born to be fat, and fat she's going to become. She's a transfat blogger.

And I don't mean that she loves talking about the molecule. I wish I did.

How am I supposed to know this sort of thing if they don't list their preferred pronouns??? Great, now I'm responsible for oppressing her, thanks a lot.

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

"... Vanessa? Let's keep this between us."
"My lips are sealed, milady."




"L'Arachide flies agaaaiiiin!"

OMG BYZANTIUM posted:

But yeah, cuntbarf is just run of the mill gross. I vote for Felkes or this wonderful specimen of humanity (I don't remember if they were posted before).



It was posted, and the problem is, Jenn is probably a troll; it's just a little too well-crafted to really be authentic (especially with how the punchline comes in the second paragraph). Plus, the actual Tumblr account is now gone, which may be a hint.

Felkes is so consistent over a period of months that it must be real; either that or the person behind the account is a ludicrously dedicated troll, to like Koji Oe-levels of trolling. But even then, Felkes isn't so much SHOCK VALUE as just depressingly, mindblowingly out of touch with reality. So Felkes remains the best choice, IMHO, if crafting an entertaining video from a privileged-yet-obsessed-with-being-a-minority caucasian's ennui is the end goal.

EDIT: To add to the pile, here's a decent summary from a blogger with their head screwed on straight (though with a somewhat gaudy visual layout) of some of the other purestrain internet stuff Felkes has done, complete with links:

http://something-is-not-right-here....on-of-the-world

The quoted post is a particular favorite of mine because, like a stopped watch being right, Felkes has even managed to hit upon a good point! The way we in America treat sexual offenders (i.e. via total ostracization and effective exile, to the point that they are literally forced to live under bridges) is actually quite awful and leads to increased recidivism! And then, somehow, Felkes manages to take this line of thought and turn it into "pedophilia is A-OK!"

SpaceDrake fucked around with this message at Jan 2, 2013 around 17:13

tommy katkins
Aug 22, 2012

u must me a gay france fucker

Quality_Guaranteed posted:

Nope. Sorry but Pamperchu is a cool-rear end bro who has the confidence and self-actualization to live his life on his own terms and hahahahahah just kidding.

Seriously wearing old used diapers that you got out of the trash is disgusting. No one should have to explain why. Holy poo poo.

High prices in disposable diapers are a joke, you can easily spend upward of $100/week. Not all of us are fortunate enough to be able to afford that.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012


tommy katkins posted:

High prices in disposable diapers are a joke, you can easily spend upward of $100/week. Not all of us are fortunate enough to be able to afford that.

Cloth diapers are way less expensive. Delivery and pick up for 12 weeks is like $300. I don't know why adult babies don't use cloth diapers, they do make adult sizes for nursing homes.

tommy katkins
Aug 22, 2012

u must me a gay france fucker

Lonely Virgil posted:

Cloth diapers are way less expensive. Delivery and pick up for 12 weeks is like $300. I don't know why adult babies don't use cloth diapers, they do make adult sizes for nursing homes.

Cloth diapers are more bulky and nearly impossible to hide under pants, even the trimmest ones will show a bulge.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005



SpaceDrake posted:

It was posted, and the problem is, Jenn is probably a troll; it's just a little too well-crafted to really be authentic (especially with how the punchline comes in the second paragraph). Plus, the actual Tumblr account is now gone, which may be a hint.

No it isn't. This goes back over six months and it's completely consistent. Either it's somebody who genuinely thinks all of these things, or it's somebody who's spent at least half a year pretending, so either way, they're insane.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012


tommy katkins posted:

Cloth diapers are more bulky and nearly impossible to hide under pants, even the trimmest ones will show a bulge.

Some of them like showing off their "diaper bums" in public

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

♫ The best part of waking up
Is CATFISH IN YOUR CUP! ♫


tommy katkins posted:

Cloth diapers are more bulky and nearly impossible to hide under pants, even the trimmest ones will show a bulge.

Spoken like someone with a little too much personal experience.

o prbl
Aug 25, 2012


tommy katkins posted:

High prices in disposable diapers are a joke, you can easily spend upward of $100/week. Not all of us are fortunate enough to be able to afford that.

Please explain to us how you know this, tia

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

Well tbh, you could be or know someone with just the right kind of particularly awful gastrointestinal condition, like Chrohn's related IBS, or it could be gleaned from having kids, or stuff.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012


Kavros posted:

Well tbh, you could be or know someone with just the right kind of particularly awful gastrointestinal condition, like Chrohn's related IBS, or it could be gleaned from having kids, or stuff.

This poster is constantly going on about adult diaper fetishism, check rap sheet.

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

Serves me right for underestimating the internet

mewbert
Jun 12, 2011
hatsuune miku wishes you

a happy and safe halloween


o prbl posted:

Please explain to us how you know this, tia

Have you ever taken care of a baby before? I'm sure any parent on here can attest that disposable diapers are quite expensive.

Yeah I Like Girls
Aug 20, 2009

im gay

Thread took a turn towards internally creepy.

o prbl
Aug 25, 2012


mewbert posted:

Have you ever taken care of a baby before? I'm sure any parent on here can attest that disposable diapers are quite expensive.

You're right, he's probably just a parent relating his expe-

tommy katkins posted:

Cloth diapers are more bulky and nearly impossible to hide under pants, even the trimmest ones will show a bulge.

Tricerapowerbottom
Jun 16, 2008

WILL MY PONY RECOGNIZE MY VOICE IN HELL


Acquire Currency! posted:

That was done to death in and around 5(?) years ago. I'm pretty sure that SA did a whole spiel on her but 4chan acted to find her son. That whole situation arose when she lamented about having her son after she suspected him of masturbating- which guaranteed his status as future super rapist- and then a task force was set up to find him.
I'm not trying to diminish your suggestion but that horse was beat some time ago.
Did bring up some good memories.

Can't visit ED at work, can someone give me the scoop on what happened with them trying to find and "save" the son?

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012


Tricerapowerbottom posted:

Can't visit ED at work, can someone give me the scoop on what happened with them trying to find and "save" the son?

Absolutely nothing. He knows his mother is crazy and that is about it.

Evil_Urna
Aug 15, 2004

I swear, by mah life an mah love o da thang, that I will never live fo da sake o another nigga, nor ask another nigga ta live fo mine



Lonely Virgil posted:

Absolutely nothing. He knows his mother is crazy and that is about it.

It was actually quite a bit more of a heroic effort then that. They found out what city she lived in and poured through google earth comparing satellite images to those of her backyard that she posted and found her address. I think they even knocked on the door. "Have no fear good sir! I am from the internet and I am here to save you from your mother!"

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precision
May 7, 2006



The Biting Beaver lady complains about being sexually harassed while she was a stripper and hooker.

Psyduck.

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