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Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/realistic-nacogdoches-stroker.php

I laughed myself into a headache by the first paragraph. One of my favorite articles all year.

You totally nailed his tone and structure in "Watch a dying man's last breath rattle up through fleshy pipe and take form in the cold night above his head." - simply brilliant.

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