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GAS CURES KIKES: Sep 9, 2001; UNAPOLOGETIC CIS WAR CRIMINAL:

TRANSEXUALS

GAYS

MOST BLACKS

THE SEASON 2 ENDING OF QUANTUM LEAP

JEWS

ATHEISTS

SWARLY LOOKING PEOPLE OF MUSLIM HERITAGE

MOST BLACKS (SRSLY)

Mandatory Video for all future USAF threads, this is basically USAF.MPG and more than 68% of the people I've met in the USAF are completely like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG2zRoTvU5U

This is pretty much Comm_nerds.mp3

invision posted:

2e1x3 4 lyfe

e:

Hot AF chicks:

MisterFusion posted:

- Devoted 3 day wkend to combating breast cancer; accumulated 14k clicks/256GB bandwidth--raised $1M in online donation drive

Firewall Five.

EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT INVESTING AS AN ENLISTED

PorkFat posted:

Here's the counter thought process to your pro-Roth IRA spiel: Contributions are not tax deductible. Therefore, you're losing money twice, in a way (contributions and taxes.) With the TSP, it comes out of your pay automatically and doesn't get taxed. It lowers your tax burden and postpones it until you're retired and quite possibly in a lower tax bracket before you're required to pay for it. If you did a regular IRA, you'd still have to pay taxes on it throughout the year and get reimbursed at the end of the year when you file your tax return.

That's why I contribute 20% of my pay to the TSP and whatever's left at the end of the month gets split between my savings, personal investment account and Roth IRA. It's not just for those too stupid to deal with their finances. On the contrary, it's for those who know exactly what they want to do.

It was good enough last time it's good enough this time

Shimazu posted:

~~October~~ ~~November~~ January 2013! bitches

talk about your af poo poo

try not to gently caress it up with comm talk and other poo poo

no arguing about cutting budgets for commissaries and poo poo go to D&D you fags

also the usaf is a pretty chill place to live and work so you pretty much suck if your all like whining 24/7

talk about good usaf stuff

like when i was at goodfellow AFB as a student straight out of boot camp i let some gnarly looking redheaded girl suck me off behind the crossroads.. she made it clear that i wasnt 'cleared hot' to paste her throat with my virile young airmen sperm but i did anyway because lol

my usaf experiences was pretty much downhill from there tho so yeah

Also one time i had to augment the security forces people at eagle flag in NJ and i wound up getting like super gonorrhea from this girl at the exercise and im not at all kidding they gave me this very powerful antibiotic in an injection and everyday i had to go to the clinic to be adminstered pills to knock the poo poo out. they said it was a new drug resistant strain.

totally got out of a wing run because i got the super clap from some skank named Rebecca Harman in New Jersey

worth it

Now lets not gently caress up poo poo like a bunch of airmen.

Here are some examples of things not to post in this thread:

Mr. Heroes posted:

Whoa whoa, tighten up your shot group. I wasn't saying she couldn't post anywhere, I was just curious! Surely you, a fellow MPF rat, can relate to being curious. I figure you're only defending her because of your guilt for being a huge dick to her initially, and now you're her best friend.

BLUF, I agree she's ok to post, even if he/she sort of sounds like an entitled dependopotamus already.

Or how about this shining example of why we should never 1) Discuss ALS or 2) Think that the USAF is a real military branch:

nullscan posted:

Stop coming up to me at 1500 and asking me if we're gonna get released early. Fucker, I was going to let you go early but you just bumped the clock up to 1530. Oh, you got the end-of-day poo poo done early and want to ask again? Guess we're leaving at 1600. You're gonna put on all your gear and stare at the clock at 1550? Guess we need to close out some TBA training and go home at 1630 now.

Just leave me alone you entitled fucks and I'll let you go early as I don't want to be here any more than you and I know we don't have poo poo else to do. Other than monthly/weekly rekeys our whole shop could be on standby 24/7 if you'd fix your drat additional duties.

[/care]

I know IYAAYAS01 thinks he's a super chillax officer dude that is totes cool with his enlisted poors and he's not one of "those guys" in the AF but that just makes it all the sadder because he's what happened when Slippery ate 2 subway footlongs and took a handful of vicodin and laxatives.

You are officially a CBT/Nazi apologist, I know you want to burn enlisted in the same oven we use for Jewish AFA cadets but you'll never get away with it, to help me I friended Mickey Weinstein on FB and he totally "liked" my status update about trail mix tasting good.

iyaayas01 posted:

/\ The issue is when the dude has been saying "yeah I'll get that done later" for the past two weeks and poo poo still isn't done and now it's overdue. /\

This. It always amused me when people would bitch that supervision is making them stay late to finish a CBT or get an additional duty squared away when we'd been hounding them about it for weeks and they just blew it off. And when I say "finish a CBT" I'm not saying "redo a CBT that isn't due for another 3 months because we have an inspection coming up and want to be superplusgood 100%," I'm saying "finish that CBT that you are two weeks overdue on that I've been telling you to loving do for the past two months."

I've said before that I let people out early all the time, and I do, but I'll be damned if I'm going to catch hell from my boss(es) because you've blown off easy ancillary bullshit that doesn't even take that long to accomplish because you can't be bothered to follow simple instructions when I tell you to do something a month prior to it actually needing to be done.

e: Thankfully this isn't really a thing anymore in my current job because it's a small shop that is all NCOs who generally have their poo poo squared away but drat there are some really dumb airmen out there.

Actually I'm jk, IYAAYAS isn't really a Nazi or CBT apologist, but he is the sum of a simultaneously wet and hard Slippery poo poo.

Meanwhile though, Himmler and Goebbels actually had Josef Mengele figure out how to combine their semen with an egg from Eva Braun and implant it in mentally retarded polish woman and then that thing had a kid and then that thing had another kid and we got

Mr. Heroes posted:

You shouldn't feel too bad. Some Airmen are entitled as gently caress and seem to think they should be able to leave whenever they want. I just had one of ours come up to me and ask me for a comp day (starting today) because he had to work six hours on Sat and Sun for an exercise.

"I haven't had a day off in two weeks"

I'm sorry, I cannot possibly feel any sympathy for you, and any chance you had of being let go at lunch is now gone. There is a line you need to be able to work with as a person whose held accountable for other people. Trying to help them feel better because they just got out of high school (lol really? I can't believe I saw that in here) is the worst reason I've heard. What happens when these get what they want airmen deploy and are actually at work for 12 hours a day 7 days a week?

And this is how not to drunkpost see how much care is in this? this is wrong this guy sucks:

Shimazu posted:

The more arbitrary bullshit hoops to be jumped through by the loving useless officers that populate the USAF the better. I want all of their lives to be loving miserable and randomly inconvenient.

The fact that we have so many goddamn O-1 to O-5's makes my loving head explode. Particularly in the rated world where the "real leaders" are growing up all the way to squadron commander before they ever even loving interact in a meaningful way with the enlisted.

We need to kill off a majority of officer slots, change them over to WO spots and allow a highly selective cadre of E-7's to command flights.

There is not a single loving USAF officer below O-7 in existence that couldn't be adequately replaced by a mediocre long lived WO, or SNCO. I'll waiver the Wing Commanders, but that's it.

There are so few loving commanders making decisions that have real meaningful impact in the current wars we're fighting it's not even funny. It's literally just a test of block checking.. "Did you make sure your pilots were all CMR? Check. Did you ensure your squadron had a system in place to meet taskings? Check. Did you manage to not get a DUI or more than 1 Class A mishap? Check." Congratu-loving-lations you are now qualified to be a group commander, then do another round of staff duty either at a MAJCOM or COCOM before we figure out which wing to give you.

The selection rates to O-5 should never be better than the selection rates to E-6.

gently caress all of you worthless pieces of poo poo that walked around the USAF sporting collar rank thinking you're somehow important or needed-- the gig will eventually be up for you guys and the DoD will hopefully surprise sex your ranks and good old boys club like Jerry Sandusky at a Boy Scout Jamboree.

gently caress the USAF
gently caress USAF Officers
And gently caress the USAF one more time for good measure

The rest of this POST is now dedicated to the surprise sex ROPE.

quote:

From af.mil:
The introduction of Keesler AFB's unique "teal rope" program will address issues surrounding sexual assault through student involvement. A comprehensive effort is required as part of the solution to effectively address sexual assault issues.

Starting Oct. 15, selected Airmen will begin wearing teal ropes -- the color symbolizing sexual assault awareness and support -- within the student population. Teal rope members receive specialized training by the SAPRO staff and serve as a link between non-prior service students and SAPRO for information and referral support.

Nullscan posted:

In 2012 , a bunch of dumb airmen were sent to prison by a military court for sexual assaults they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a mminimum-security holding cell to the San Angelo underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as bystander interventionists. If you have been assaulted...if no one else beleives that you had consent...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The Teal Team.

Anyone that is considering joining the USAF and crossing over into the blue and raping the teal, I have a proposal for you: If you join, and become a surprise sex Rope and post convincing evidence of your achievement we'll step up and get you a sweet AV and archives and plat and whatever else you want.

So that is that. Let's see if we can go one month without being the most loving terrible of the terrible.

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# ? May 24, 2013 09:24

AFStealth: Jun 24, 2006; Shut up baby, I know it

Reserved for HClChicken whinning.

Okinawa report: Still drunk at home.

# ? Dec 31, 2012 20:37

GAS CURES KIKES: Sep 9, 2001; UNAPOLOGETIC CIS WAR CRIMINAL:

TRANSEXUALS

GAYS

MOST BLACKS

THE SEASON 2 ENDING OF QUANTUM LEAP

JEWS

ATHEISTS

SWARLY LOOKING PEOPLE OF MUSLIM HERITAGE

MOST BLACKS (SRSLY)

Voted thread a 5 because this is literally the apogee of our ballistic flight toward complete shitdom. Will update vote later accordingly.

# ? Dec 31, 2012 20:51

holocaust bloopers: Dec 30, 2010; How yah like me now?!!?

If you guys need me to chime in, I'll be reading the civilian and USMC threads.

# ? Dec 31, 2012 20:57

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; tighten up tone down tuen thuen

holocaust bloopers posted:

If you guys need me to chime in, I'll be reading the civilian and USMC threads.

I'm digging the new name.

# ? Dec 31, 2012 22:06

Rekinom: Jan 26, 2006; the stone that the builder refused

I've never read the op before, but your PTSD has given the world a special brand of humor, shimazu.

# ? Dec 31, 2012 23:06

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; THE CLAMPS!
or clamp like device

Since pretty much anything related to the air force is banned in this thread, what should we talk about?

# ? Dec 31, 2012 23:09

Jaysus: Sep 16, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

rek are you in japan yet?

# ? Dec 31, 2012 23:34

Rekinom: Jan 26, 2006; the stone that the builder refused

Jaysus posted:

rek are you in japan yet?

ive been here for like almost a year bro

# ? Jan 1, 2013 00:03

DrCuntmuffins: Nov 10, 2011; fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I wanted to make the thread today

# ? Jan 1, 2013 00:29

AIDS CURES FAGGOTS: May 26, 2012; by angerbot

Rek are you really black?

e:

AIDS CURES FAGGOTS fucked around with this message at Jan 1, 2013 around 00:37

# ? Jan 1, 2013 00:31

Derek Dominoe: Sep 9, 2007; Hands off my Nuka-Cola!

I hope someone got a killer EPR/OPR bullet for the forum redesign.

Spearheaded SA forum overhaul; ironic racism increased 25%; lauded by neckbeards
Wrote CBT for new SA forum; efficiency improved 0.002%--only 1.5mil man-hr loss

Of course, gonna need to see some volunteer hours to make sure he/she is promotable.

Edit: How about a custom GIP background. Or maybe the AF thread is always surprise sex-rope teal.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 01:00

DrCuntmuffins: Nov 10, 2011; fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

no we are not getting into this discussion gently caress you derek

here's a pretty cool af pic

# ? Jan 1, 2013 01:03

Derek Dominoe: Sep 9, 2007; Hands off my Nuka-Cola!

DrCuntmuffins posted:

gently caress you derek

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Not in MY Air Force!

# ? Jan 1, 2013 01:11

Jaysus: Sep 16, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

Rekinom posted:

ive been here for like almost a year bro

fuckin' a. i haven't been on irc in forever, and i fell outta the loop

# ? Jan 1, 2013 02:05

Rekinom: Jan 26, 2006; the stone that the builder refused

Jaysus posted:

fuckin' a. i haven't been on irc in forever, and i fell outta the loop

jk more like 4 months but feels like a year

quote:

Rek are you really black?

the rumors of my blackness have been greatly exaggerated

# ? Jan 1, 2013 07:25

Jaysus: Sep 16, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

Rekinom posted:

jk more like 4 months but feels like a year

the rumors of my blackness have been greatly exaggerated

ok, thats what i was thinkin'. i knew i remembered you saying it was going to be later.

feels like a year because it sucks? i hope that isn't the case, because i really talked that place up and thought you'd enjoy it.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 10:00

Protons: Sep 15, 2012; Venture to the stars

...if you dare

Germans sure do know how to ring in a new year. Downtown K-Town sounded like the beach landing scenes in The Pacific, and it lasted for about 20 minutes.

Also throw 1/4 sticks of dynamite at polizei every day!

# ? Jan 1, 2013 10:48

Goatschach: Dec 25, 2006; Who watches the goatman?

Lapse in judgement welcome to the 2013 AF thread.

Goatschach fucked around with this message at Jan 1, 2013 around 18:21

# ? Jan 1, 2013 11:23

GoGoGadget: Apr 29, 2006; This Message Will Self-Destruct

Mr. Heroes posted:

Germans sure do know how to ring in a new year. Downtown K-Town sounded like the beach landing scenes in The Pacific, and it lasted for about 20 minutes.

Also throw 1/4 sticks of dynamite at polizei every day!

I was in Berlin. Holy poo poo, it was like the city was under attack. I swear to God I saw a man pull out a pistol and unload into the air outside of KFC and no one gave a poo poo. I felt like I was in some sort of post-apocalyptic movie as I walked away from the Brandenburg Gate into a wooded area with people scattered all around pissing and puking. There were random fires on every street corner. I had to walk a block out of my way because people were firing fireworks at the sidewalk I needed to use from their windows. I think I have PTSD.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 13:03

Protons: Sep 15, 2012; Venture to the stars

...if you dare

GoGoGadget posted:

I was in Berlin. Holy poo poo, it was like the city was under attack. I swear to God I saw a man pull out a pistol and unload into the air outside of KFC and no one gave a poo poo. I felt like I was in some sort of post-apocalyptic movie as I walked away from the Brandenburg Gate into a wooded area with people scattered all around pissing and puking. There were random fires on every street corner. I had to walk a block out of my way because people were firing fireworks at the sidewalk I needed to use from their windows. I think I have PTSD.

That was a gas pistol. They use CO2 to shoot a kind of bottle rocket into the air. Although by midnight it could have been a real gun and nobody would have noticed.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 13:19

Rekinom: Jan 26, 2006; the stone that the builder refused

Jaysus posted:

feels like a year because it sucks? i hope that isn't the case, because i really talked that place up and thought you'd enjoy it.

nah it's good. just a case of some poo poo terrible leadership in this part of the world

# ? Jan 1, 2013 13:55

Jaysus: Sep 16, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

Rekinom posted:

nah it's good. just a case of some poo poo terrible leadership in this part of the world

man that pisses me the gently caress off. how do you go "hey, we're in one of the coolest loving places to be stationed on the planet. what's the best way for me to gently caress this up for everybody?" i hate commanders

i am so glad im out of this poo poo, because i would be in altus with the rest of those fucks that came in with me. theyd probably make me an EL, too, because everyone i know is retarded as poo poo and shouldn't be teaching people in the first place.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 15:32

Prop Wash: Jun 12, 2010; HAY GUYZ!! DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!!!

A few months ago I was all optimistic that the curfews and ridiculous restrictions would be lifted by the time I got back, but welp!

edit: come to think of it i have no idea why i would be optimistic about a thing like that

Prop Wash fucked around with this message at Jan 1, 2013 around 15:38

# ? Jan 1, 2013 15:35

HClChicken: Aug 15, 2005; Highly trained by the US military at expedient semen processing.

Shiz not only did you quote yourself in the op slung us the same old tired drivel.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 15:49

Protons: Sep 15, 2012; Venture to the stars

...if you dare

Rekinom posted:

nah it's good. just a case of some poo poo terrible leadership in this part of the world

But dude, you're in Japan. You should have nothing to complain about in a choice assignment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sGSwTw8HuQ#t=92s

Protons fucked around with this message at Jan 1, 2013 around 17:53

# ? Jan 1, 2013 16:50

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; tighten up tone down tuen thuen

Goatschach posted:

Told my friend can't wait to swallow a three round burst fire. Happy new year everyone.

After two loving suicides, can we not make these goddamned jokes anymore?

# ? Jan 1, 2013 16:51

CaptainStag: Sep 29, 2004; Good acting is a practiced craft, one that suggests subtlety and nuance.

PACAF had a lot of dumb poo poo going on but I would still go back there in a heartbeat, even with all the knee-jerk PR measures right now.

I loved how one DUI in a two month period would get the base put on lockdown, but now that I'm back at CONUS we have trouble breaking double digits without one and nobody gives a poo poo.

Prop Wash posted:

A few months ago I was all optimistic that the curfews and ridiculous restrictions would be lifted

Hahahahahahahaha.

CaptainStag fucked around with this message at Jan 1, 2013 around 19:38

# ? Jan 1, 2013 16:53

nullscan: May 28, 2004; TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Jaysus posted:

man that pisses me the gently caress off. how do you go "hey, we're in one of the coolest loving places to be stationed on the planet. what's the best way for me to gently caress this up for everybody?" i hate commanders

Hawaii.

I have no idea how you can look out your window and see the ocean and keep making stupid calls like the commanders did there.

In other news, thanks to midtours and 'holiday weeks' I'm the only scrub in my office all week. Gonna bring a pillow and blanket tomorrow. I love Korea.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 22:47

GAS CURES KIKES: Sep 9, 2001; UNAPOLOGETIC CIS WAR CRIMINAL:

TRANSEXUALS

GAYS

MOST BLACKS

THE SEASON 2 ENDING OF QUANTUM LEAP

JEWS

ATHEISTS

SWARLY LOOKING PEOPLE OF MUSLIM HERITAGE

MOST BLACKS (SRSLY)

HClChicken posted:

Shiz not only did you quote yourself in the op slung us the same old tired drivel.

good enough for then, good enough for now

shut your cock hole

# ? Jan 2, 2013 07:08

Earl Gray: Jan 31, 2006

Any of you Glowbelt wearing DFAC eating three day weekenders stationed at Tinker?

# ? Jan 2, 2013 08:52

GAS CURES KIKES: Sep 9, 2001; UNAPOLOGETIC CIS WAR CRIMINAL:

TRANSEXUALS

GAYS

MOST BLACKS

THE SEASON 2 ENDING OF QUANTUM LEAP

JEWS

ATHEISTS

SWARLY LOOKING PEOPLE OF MUSLIM HERITAGE

MOST BLACKS (SRSLY)

Hello USAF goons

I hope your first week back to work are joyous and productive.

I will be waking and baking daily while stroking my beard laying around the house in my boxers playing video games, happy new years.

I got my Retiree ID card the other day, I'm full beard smiling and cross eyed in it. It's pretty much the best thing ever. So when you guys are not working and are instead sitting in line at the clinic, bx, commisary, or pharmacy I'll be there to gum up the works.

I even get rockstar disability parking while I slow things to a crawl for all of you active duty guys.

Yesterday I stood in the checkout line and went through every item on my receipt just to see what that experience is like. Discovered the cashier charged me 4 cents extra for flat leaf parsley when I had gotten cilantro. 15 minutes later a manager was able to fix it. Fully 30 people must have gotten in line behind me and then left in frustration while I stood there to get my 4 pennies put back on my debit card.

My next mission is to take up a bench and an elliptical machine forever at the gym around the time that most squadrons do PT. And you better goddamn well believe I'm never manscaping again and I'm gonna walk around the locker room naked and weighing myself and just generally being slow and in the way. Gonna make everyone on this base get a look at my glorious man mane and dangle before next year.

Also gonna take forever to find my ID when I come through the gate. When I do "find" my ID it's going to be my VA ID and I'll take a little longer to find the right one. Then I'm going to ask random and stupid questions of the gate guard just to cause a backup at one of the two open gates

# ? Jan 2, 2013 13:30

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; tighten up tone down tuen thuen

^get your trim on in the shower.

Earl Gray posted:

Any of you Glowbelt wearing DFAC eating three day weekenders stationed at Tinker?

I escaped Tinker a few months ago. Are you PCS/TDYing there?

# ? Jan 2, 2013 15:29

Protons: Sep 15, 2012; Venture to the stars

...if you dare

GAS CURES KIKES posted:

Hello USAF goons

I hope your first week back to work are joyous and productive.

I will be waking and baking daily while stroking my beard laying around the house in my boxers playing video games, happy new years.

I got my Retiree ID card the other day, I'm full beard smiling and cross eyed in it. It's pretty much the best thing ever. So when you guys are not working and are instead sitting in line at the clinic, bx, commisary, or pharmacy I'll be there to gum up the works.

I even get rockstar disability parking while I slow things to a crawl for all of you active duty guys.

Yesterday I stood in the checkout line and went through every item on my receipt just to see what that experience is like. Discovered the cashier charged me 4 cents extra for flat leaf parsley when I had gotten cilantro. 15 minutes later a manager was able to fix it. Fully 30 people must have gotten in line behind me and then left in frustration while I stood there to get my 4 pennies put back on my debit card.

My next mission is to take up a bench and an elliptical machine forever at the gym around the time that most squadrons do PT. And you better goddamn well believe I'm never manscaping again and I'm gonna walk around the locker room naked and weighing myself and just generally being slow and in the way. Gonna make everyone on this base get a look at my glorious man mane and dangle before next year.

Also gonna take forever to find my ID when I come through the gate. When I do "find" my ID it's going to be my VA ID and I'll take a little longer to find the right one. Then I'm going to ask random and stupid questions of the gate guard just to cause a backup at one of the two open gates

Then, as you're driving up to the gate you have a seizure, causing your foot to stomp on the accelerator and you hit a jersey barrier at 55MPH propelling you through the windshield.

# ? Jan 2, 2013 16:14

Dominoes: Sep 20, 2007; Fuckin' rat tails

I should write a CBT on being awkward around commissary baggers.

# ? Jan 2, 2013 17:23

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; THE CLAMPS!
or clamp like device

Have fun with that, active duty in uniform gets priority at immunizations.

# ? Jan 2, 2013 17:29

GAS CURES KIKES: Sep 9, 2001; UNAPOLOGETIC CIS WAR CRIMINAL:

TRANSEXUALS

GAYS

MOST BLACKS

THE SEASON 2 ENDING OF QUANTUM LEAP

JEWS

ATHEISTS

SWARLY LOOKING PEOPLE OF MUSLIM HERITAGE

MOST BLACKS (SRSLY)

Cojawfee posted:

Have fun with that, active duty in uniform gets priority at immunizations.

especially for the untested and medically questionable mandatory kind

# ? Jan 2, 2013 18:33

iyaayas01: Feb 19, 2010; Perry'd

Pretty sure that at least 90% of the Nellis Commissary's business is retirees/retiree dependents. Jesus christ "15 items or less" in the self checkout lane does not mean you can bring an entire normal sized cart of poo poo and then try to pay for it with $1's and quarters, or be absolutely confounded by the credit card machine. Like every time I have gone there there has been something like 6 or 7 self checkout lanes open and there will be four or five not retarded old people that will go through one at a time on one lane because every single other lane is taken up by the same retarded retirees that entire time. The sad thing is that it's STILL faster than the normal lanes.

Seriously Shims these people could give you lessons. Only reason I'm shopping there is because since I'm still stuck in billeting my options for not restaurant food are that or the Wal-Mart outside the gate and I'd rather deal with retirees and old Asian ladies than get stabbed.

# ? Jan 2, 2013 18:58

Eyre Kneed: Jul 1, 2008

Here's a challenge, assholes: Can this not be the worst thread on SA for once? I won't say a full month, but gently caress can we make it 2 weeks?

# ? Jan 2, 2013 19:36

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# ? May 24, 2013 09:24

AIDS CURES FAGGOTS: May 26, 2012; by angerbot

Eyre Kneed posted:

Here's a challenge, assholes: Can this not be the worst thread on SA for once? I won't say a full month, but gently caress can we make it 2 weeks?

Probably not.

# ? Jan 2, 2013 20:02

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