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Coq au Nandos posted:Remember, Ausgoons: no matter how bad off we are now, we could still have that munt in our team. Counterpoint: you still have Mitchell Johnson in your team
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2013 13:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 02:26 |
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Put my name down for Imran Khan.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2013 16:29 |
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Well, Pakistani politicians in an election year don't have a fantastic life expectancy.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2013 16:37 |
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I think he's been gaining popularity but I dunno tbh
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2013 16:54 |
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Great team, hope to see more of it (with someone not as good as Hussey replacing Hussey).
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 06:46 |
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I've looked at the screen twice since putting the cricket on and both times Hughes has been square cutting. Keep bowling there fellas, it'll make it all the more surprising when someone doesn't.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 01:25 |
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The England bowlers of the 90s at various points weren't actually that bad. Spinners were always poo poo but a prime Gough, Cork and maybe Caddick on a good day would probably get in the current side.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 01:43 |
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Burn Down Canberra posted:Yeah he took a lot of wickets against the English who have can't play spin as a racial trait. You jest but people try and discount Murali's wickets against Bangladesh and they're way better at playing spin than the England side that Warne played against for most of the time.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 01:46 |
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Hughes getting flummoxed by the spin of Dilshan.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 01:54 |
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I'm not so convinced about Warner either. I suspect you've got a home track bully on your hands.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 02:38 |
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Surprisingly, bat like a nobhead in England and you get out.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 03:01 |
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Clearly out, the fix is in here. What's Clarke doing so far up the order anyway?
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 03:47 |
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Ole Hughsey scores some unconvicing runs and Johnson looks like he isn't complete poo poo for a 20 minute passage of play or something and the Australians are having a wank about it. It's all going swimmingly for England at this point.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 03:55 |
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Bandit Solution posted:England aren't that good either. You reckon Australia would beat Pakistan away do you, chuckles?
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 04:03 |
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I'm always honest in my appraisals, unless I choose not to be.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 04:08 |
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Pig in the City posted:Bahaha you could sell this poo poo on a roadside. What did he say that was wrong? Honestly appraise please.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 04:18 |
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I thought Clarke was physically incapable of batting above 5
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 04:41 |
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Taylor's the one who Pietersen said was poo poo, causing a "senior player" to "confront him". The senior player was never named but I have it on good authority it was Ian Bell. Got all up in his face and asked him if he wanted to tango, apparently. Pietersen soon backed down.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 16:46 |
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Regardless, loving mad man is Belly.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 16:57 |
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I don't know if it was Bell really, Prior was a likely candidate iirc, although Trott isn't averse to fisticuffs and him and Pietersen have never got along (well, no one gets along with him, they don't even try and hide it anymore).
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 18:12 |
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Hand size and grip would be something which the average man would have an advantage over the average woman, plus spin bowling takes a lot more out of the body than it might look (elbow, shoulder and back injuries are a regular occurence). It's an endurance discipline as much as anything. There's more chance of a competitive spinner than fast bowler, but it's not particularly likely either imo.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2013 18:47 |
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Wade reminds me of Prior when he first played tests, complete with abysmal keeping and poo poo awareness. And a lippy oval office it seems.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 00:55 |
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Someone strangle the oval office who keeps whistling on the run ups
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 01:45 |
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Hughes is so flakey, always
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 02:20 |
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Great start by Ashley Giles to his England coaching career, played 2 lost 2. Long may it continue.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2013 15:25 |
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Funny how when Giles was in charge of Warwickshire Chris Woakes was rarely seen in an England shirt, but now all of a sudden he gets picked to trundle his 75mph filth in India of all places.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2013 15:34 |
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Thing is Woakes is a perfectly reasonable player to pick in the right conditions - i.e. in England. I find it funny that he rarely seemed to get picked in the middle of the county season when Warwickshire might miss him.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2013 20:40 |
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It was Hales. Don't know why he's there considering we've got a one day series happening, but Gilo knows best. Long live Gilo.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2013 10:52 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV0yGdKbEZw But it wasn't all bad for him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoVOH0M9xdk
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2013 13:58 |
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Of course he should open, he opens in all limited overs cricket and does pretty well. They're desperate to shoehorn Bell as an opener though for some reason.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2013 13:24 |
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I loving hate this poo poo sometimes.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2013 14:34 |
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Yeah I dunno why you'd put a part time spinner on in the last 10 overs in a game like this. Seems to be a thing with England; put the part timers on early and late and the main spinner goes in the steady middle overs. loving wrong way round, dickheads.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2013 14:48 |
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It's Samit Wot Won It
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2013 15:27 |
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MrL_JaKiri posted:I was surprised you weren't posting earlier Sometimes it's better to keep a dignified silence. Let the foolish stew in their hateful anti-Samitism.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2013 19:16 |
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So is Dernbach
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2013 11:21 |
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PTizzle posted:I cannot fathom a thought process that would result in Dernbach bowling the final over of an ODI. There seems to be this thought that he's a tight bowler, despite a career economy rate of over 6. I remember Nasser Hussain saying once that he's England's Malinga lol
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2013 12:03 |
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Hahahah.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2013 12:07 |
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I'd like to point out that I never said Clarke was a coward, Australians themselves did that. Very telling.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2013 12:59 |
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Quanta posted:I was watching the highlights of the ODI and there was another big moment of cheating from the Aussies. Thanks for pointing this out. We really need to be keeping an eye out for this sort of thing, especially with such a big year coming up.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2013 21:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 02:26 |
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You shut your face. Big Brezza Bresnan is the seam bowling equivalent of Giles if anything.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2013 14:48 |