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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium* > Punchsport Pagoda > The Royal Rumble Roulette Sign-Up: Begin your elimination here!
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Atticus Finch
Nov 30, 2008



 NEW RULE NEW RULE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS NEW RULE:

Last year, a few people were disappointed because they drew #1. Not because of their placement, but because #1 was predetermined and that takes the fun out of it for some people. I do not want to disappoint people again so when you sign up, please mention if you want to opt-out of predetermined numbers. Example: If Daniel Bryan is named #15 2 weeks before the Rumble and you don't mention anything, you might get #15. If you do mention it, you definitely won't get #15 but you will likely still get a number that loses. Hooray! Note: Does not apply if someone is assigned a number the night of the Rumble before the match.

- You sign up here, and you get assigned a number. During the Royal Rumble match, you have to cheer for the number you get. So if you get #18 and that person is Brooklyn Brawler, you cheer for Brawler to win. Don't be a jerk and hate your entrant, part of the fun is your unwavering support.

- Yes, more than 30 people can sign up. So Team 22 isn't just gonna be Chilly McFreeze, it'll be him and HulkaMatt and Jerusalem and Rarity and others.

- MOST IMPORTANT: Please only post in this thread once. If you post in it more than once, HulkaMatt will probate you (maybe, probably not) because last year he went through the thread and identified people that posted more than once and he shouldn't have to do that. If someone asks a question and I don't answer it, please answer it elsewhere like the WWE discussion thread. And if possible, please don't change your username between now and the Rumble.

- Pee pee pee.

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SNARF SNARF SNARF
Apr 23, 2012
i don't understand what you're talking about, but it makes me mad as hell! Listen to me, as I spout gibberish, and know that I. I am MAD.


Hoping to get number 17, I have a feeling that's the winning number this year...

Also, cool contest, will make things more exciting on the Rumble

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Metalocalypse
Jul 29, 2006


 Let's do this, sign me up. Come on lucky number 21! Or at least anyone but Cena!

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:09
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Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair!


I am up for this!

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:11
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RHX
Oct 20, 2005


 Lets see if I can get someone who isn't a jobber this year.

(Once again still bitter about getting Simon Dean in '06)

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ChaosSmurf
Dec 26, 2011


 I'd be up for this, but the chances of me both having access to SA and being able to watch the Rumble live are low (one or the other is much more likely), so I dunno if that disqualifies me.

EDIT: oh, and no pre-determineds, please.

ChaosSmurf fucked around with this message at Jan 1, 2013 around 17:19

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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Raw doggin' it

 I'm in!

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:23
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Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



 Put me in, Coach! Any number is fine.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:24
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Pina Coladas
Feb 11, 2011


 Yes! Count me in. I have been waiting all year for this.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:25
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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012


 Sign me up.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:26
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britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

Romantic and Square is Hip and Aware!

 #letsgo

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:27
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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM


 It's the Royal Rumble! Sign me up.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:37
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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake


 dibs on captaining my team

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:38
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golden oldies pete
Apr 22, 2010

oooo yeeaaa

 hey yo

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:39
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Sears Poncho
Oct 8, 2011


 me.

John Cena is going to win the rumble lol.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:44
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Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755


 I'm putting my bid in for Team 14, The Jeff Hardy Memorial Spot.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 17:51
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Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004
Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

 i'm down

best time of year

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Cowboy Bobs Hep C
Jan 9, 2012

"rip Cowboy Bob died of a broken arm
4/23/61 - 7/16/01"


 Awwwe yeah I'm down

# ? Jan 1, 2013 18:02
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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

 I'm game

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JGKing
Dec 26, 2012


 Yayyyyyyy! I'm game.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 18:06
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Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?


 YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES


...



...



YES

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

I made an idiot spend money!


 I'm in like flyn!

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rappinrodney.ogg
Apr 24, 2009


 I'm in.

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010



 Last year I was on Team 15 and Khali was 15. I hope I get someone better to cheer for this year.

Edit: no predetermined.

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 16, 2006

"CAKE BOSS!"
Do not distoib me, Scott Oxerman. I am in a transhe!


Gimme, gimme, gimme!

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Little Mac
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Brothers

 GOOOOO team whoever we get!

# ? Jan 1, 2013 18:29
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Sweeney Tom
Aug 9, 2012

The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

 I'm all in.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 18:31
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legoman727
Mar 13, 2010

You came to challenge me?
Didn't you know?

I'm completely invulnerable.


 Last year, I had Santino.

I'm hoping for a step-up in the ranks. I'm in.

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sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

oh boy john cena wins

 I'm definitely in. I'm so excited for the Rumble!

# ? Jan 1, 2013 18:42
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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Did you do somethin' with your hair?



Rumble rumble rumble, always my favorite kind of match. I'm in

# ? Jan 1, 2013 18:47
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Great White Hope
Jan 3, 2011


 I want in, and I want to opt-out of pre-determined numbers.

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Thorias
Jun 3, 2008


 Count me in!

# ? Jan 1, 2013 18:51
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Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!


 Count me in for

THE ROYAL loving RUMBLE!!

roulette!!

# ? Jan 1, 2013 18:57
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BillyMays
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.


 Yeah put me in.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 18:59
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Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.


 I want in. Don't give a poo poo about predetermined numbers I just loving love rumble roulette.

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008



 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMqcA3wiKG0

Lets Rumble.

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Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


Sure why not, even if I won't get to watch it I'll cheer on my dude anyway

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Khorre
Jan 28, 2009


 I want go get in on sweet, sweet rumble roulette action.

# ? Jan 1, 2013 19:23
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T3hRen3gade
Jun 7, 2007

Look in my eye,
what do you see?

The Cult of Personality


 I was super excited to draw #30 last year. Then Big Show came out.

C'mon random number generator, don't fail me now!

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


 Me me me me!

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