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Been a lurker goon for a long time now I finally have something to contribute to SA, So I got married last month. I arranged all the catering and staffed the event myself. I had hired 6 people to come work the event but only 2 showed up. One of the workers that had confirmed he would be working the event when called by my wife to be the day of my wedding says "oh well sorry I'm out of the state right now" All and all B O O H O O right, but days later she gets a text message at 11:30 pm by a strange number and from the name he gives in the first few lines we realize it is the same worker that left me high and dry on the big day. After finding this out my wife hands me the phone and here are the results of my labor. http://imgur.com/aN2Kk
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 03:19 |
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| # ? May 18, 2013 23:38 |
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doclectur posted:Been a lurker goon for a long time now I finally have something to contribute to SA, Lurk more.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 03:22 |
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Is 2013 the year of the chatlog in E/N because this is at least the 5th new chatlog thread?
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 03:25 |
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Pranked that guy! Super funny chat log!
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 03:29 |
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good poo poo OP
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 03:48 |
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Oh sick that douchecanoe really got his! Seriously what the gently caress is a douchecanoe?
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 03:53 |
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What I got out of this is that you're poo poo at planning weddings.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 03:59 |
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Come on guys, He's been waiting for 10 years to make this thread! 10 Years!!
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 04:03 |
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This is the 500 days of summer sequel
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 04:09 |
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OP's wife: Honey, a random stranger is texting me, should I tell him he has the wrong number? OP: (I have lurked for almost a decade....the time has come for me to prove myself on the a something Awful forums). *deep sigh* Give me the phone; i have awaited this moment. My destiny awaits.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 04:29 |
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rio posted:OP's wife: Honey, a random stranger is texting me, should I tell him he has the wrong number? Haha that's definitely what happened.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 04:30 |
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rio posted:OP's wife: Honey, a random stranger is texting me, should I tell him he has the wrong number? <3 You may just be living inside of my skull.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 04:48 |
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Long time listener, first time caller here, this chat log sucks, I'll take my question off the air.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 04:50 |
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What kind of loving scrub is here for almost a decade and still has a Stupid Newbie avatar? a loving lazy one
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 04:53 |
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Posting chatlogs should be bannable.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 05:16 |
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Oh my god.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 05:22 |
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When did chat logs become funny?
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 05:26 |
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Morby posted:When did chat logs become funny? Around the time you did.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 05:30 |
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How long before you told him to put something in his butt, and when he actually replied that he had three fingers in there. I just want to know of he actually did it, or was just humoring you. Either way, congrats I guess? Now you should put something in your butt.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 06:59 |
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Please never post again
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 07:11 |
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Aggressive pricing posted:What I got out of this is that you're poo poo at planning weddings. Yeah, how the gently caress do you hire 6 people and only have 2 show up, did you find the staff on craigslist on the day of your own wedding?
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 07:20 |
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cubicle gangster posted:Yeah, how the gently caress do you hire 6 people and only have 2 show up, did you find the staff on craigslist on the day of your own wedding? He was too busy erotic texting random people.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 07:37 |
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Dusseldorf posted:Is 2013 the year of the chatlog in E/N because this is at least the 5th new chatlog thread? All things considered, it's better than 2011-2012 when we discovered Bronies and wouldn't shut up about them. cubicle gangster posted:Yeah, how the gently caress do you hire 6 people and only have 2 show up, did you find the staff on craigslist on the day of your own wedding? Don't knock him for using Craigslist. After all, he doesn't have any friends, doesn't own a phone book or yellow pages, can't drive anywhere that might have a bridal or floral shop, and has a mute, deaf and blind wife with no family. Where else is he supposed to find help?
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 08:45 |
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MD2020 posted:What kind of loving scrub is here for almost a decade and still has a Stupid Newbie avatar? Or a thrifty one. It's not hard to believe that someone wouldn't be willing to spend a lot of money to post on a forum.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 15:10 |
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You'd think in almost 10 years you'd have learnt what makes a thread on SA good or bad.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 15:10 |
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Leopold N. Loeb posted:Or a thrifty one. It's not hard to believe that someone wouldn't be willing to spend a lot of money to post on a forum. Look at MD2020's avatar and you too can join the exclusive "got the joke" club.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 15:12 |
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Look on the bright side OP, you found someone who will marry you even though you're really dumb.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 15:20 |
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douche. canoe.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 15:27 |
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Aggressive pricing posted:Look at MD2020's avatar and you too can join the exclusive "got the joke" club. That's what I get for browsing on my mobile and being too lazy to scroll.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 15:41 |
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If real the chatlog is pretty funny. gently caress the haters, better this than another "my life is so hosed up a bloo bloo" thread.
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 15:45 |
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Leopold N. Loeb posted:If real the chatlog is pretty funny. gently caress the haters, better this than another "my life is so hosed up a bloo bloo" thread. Not really, the fact that this guy is such a failure at wedding planning is far more interesting. Seriously 2 people? Did the op have 15 guests and serve lunchables?
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 15:56 |
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Why is everyone riping on OP, I thought it was pretty funny. I'm just glad to see an e/n thread that isn't about the same lines "D&D game turns into a race war". I am really the only one who finds his texts kinda funny?
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 16:02 |
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Jizznastics posted:I am really the only one who finds his texts kinda funny? Congratulations you're a douche canoe
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 16:21 |
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so you're okay with your wife hooking up with people from craigslist?
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 16:34 |
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So is a douche canoe a canoe filled with douche water, a canoe floating in douche water or a canoe used to perform douches?
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 16:41 |
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You know, this would have gone over much better in GBS. Perhaps if you pm Abe he'll move it there for you. Have a pleasant day!
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 18:17 |
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Too long di... <snore>
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 18:37 |
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MD2020 posted:What kind of loving scrub is here for almost a decade and still has a Stupid Newbie avatar? 
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 18:49 |
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I would imagine that, all things being equal, a douchekayak is preferable to a douchecanoe . Am I right OP?
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| # ? Jan 6, 2013 19:32 |
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ShuckyDucky posted:I would imagine that, all things being equal, a douchekayak is preferable to a douchecanoe . Am I right OP? That's some wacky poo poo.
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