The Return of the Weirdest Fanart Thread.

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

I stumbled across more plane/bird hybrid fan art by the same artist as before.

It started out with me thinking it was just some fun, absurd radness.

But then...

It started getting...

The dudes deviantart page is filled with tons of drawings of bird-planes graphically ripping people apart, along with bird-planes fighting with other aircraft. Is it some angst ridden teen expressing his frustration? Is it a vore fetish? We may never know.

# ? Jan 20, 2013 11:52

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# ? May 11, 2024 00:47

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME: Oct 9, 2012; by Pipski

SpartanIV posted:

This is one of those videos where it is so bad you get that embarrassed feeling while watching it all alone in your room.

Its complete failure to set a consistent tone or continuity fits the franchise perfectly :v:

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME has a new favorite as of 13:16 on Jan 20, 2013

# ? Jan 20, 2013 12:18

Thinky Whale: Aug 2, 2012; All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Fry.

The Monkey Man posted:

The title appears to be Great Terror, with the author Joseph Vissionarionovich Stalin. Never thought you'd come in handy, Russian 101.

# ? Jan 20, 2013 13:07

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

7c Nickel posted:

It's also really good and the english dub actually improves the show for once.

Anyway, crossposting from the terrible mods thread in game, because this gif is a work of art.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! etc.

# ? Jan 20, 2013 17:10

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Linux Pirate posted:

It started out with me thinking it was just some fun, absurd radness.

Isn't that the origin story of everyone who contributes to this thread?

Plugged "origin story" into DeviantArt and got a poo poo ton of bad fanfics for Lucario and Sonic OCs. But this one, with its magnificent cover photo, stood out.

quote:

_{Planet Earth, Sarina�s House�.

The morning was bright and serene, sunrays filtered through still trees, dappling the grass in spots of radiant green. Colourful birds, canoodling and preening sang in chorus whilst the young chicks chirped and played chasey around branches and leaves. The air was sweet and warm. It was filled with rich, heavy, fragrances of exotic flowers blossoming in the magnificent gardens. It was spring and for once in a long time, the Earth felt peaceful and harmonious.

Meanwhile, not prepared to let this wonderful day pass without getting some sort of affection from Darion, Sarina was lovingly preparing a batch of her finest cookies. This time, she wouldn�t fail. This time they wouldn�t be burnt to asteroids. This time, she had two secret weapons� She had a Coloured & Illustrated Cookie Cooking Book and a stop watch. She knew if she put her whole heart and commitment into these cookies, she was sure Darion would see them for what they truly are, an expression of her boundless love for him. Too shy to say �I love you� straight out, Sarina believed this to be the best chance to create the perfect moment for empathy and deeper understanding.

She smiled in glee as she imagined the approaching encounter of love.

The day was immaculate, the ingredients were exact, her stop watch worked and the book was fun to read. It was the day to give her heart to Darion, sneakily, it would be through her delicious cookies.

*BEEEEEEEEEEP!* Went the stopwatch.

�Heeeee!�, said Sarina in happiness.

20 minutes, they were ready. Sarina looked inside the oven to see perfectly rounded, large chocolate-dotted cookies. They smelt fantastic, they looked divine, but best of all they were a success.

She turned off the oven and put on her cooking gloves.

Opening the door and pulling out the long tray, the cinnamon-sultana, chocolate richness filled her senses. Her mouth watered as scented clouds of moisture wafted into the air.

Sarina placed the tray on the bench, taking care not to burn anything. She plucked off a glove and broke a cookie in pieces to taste it.

Sarina deposited the hot biscuit into her mouth and tears rolled down her cheeks. These were the best she had ever eaten. The sugary, chocolate opulence burst in flavours.

The sultanas, cinnamon and flour gave texture and welcome rapture. She knew in her heart, Darion would love them too, which meant, equally, loving her.

It was going to take too long to package the biscuits up and get dressed, they were ready now. For a split moment Sarina was trapped, should she wait until they are cold, or should she go over to Darion�s place straight away with her hot lovin� cookies?}

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# ? Jan 20, 2013 17:19

Yestermoment: Jul 27, 2007

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Does anyone still have that Forbidden Hank Hill Form? This thread need it's presence now!

# ? Jan 20, 2013 18:00

Scaly Haylie: Dec 25, 2004

These pieces are a bit of a departure from the usual stuff in that they're well-done, but just slightly weird interpretations of a character.

Gravelord Nito, one of four major bosses in Dark Souls. Not much is known about him except that he is the First of the Dead, whatever that means, is able to release a miasma of death and decay, and leads a covenant of people willing to spread death and misfortune for him.

I'll be honest, this one's just funny.

# ? Jan 20, 2013 18:36

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Yestermoment posted:

Does anyone still have that Forbidden Hank Hill Form? This thread need it's presence now!

I have no idea what you're talking about but I really want to.

# ? Jan 20, 2013 19:09

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

Yestermoment posted:

Does anyone still have that Forbidden Hank Hill Form? This thread need it's presence now!

This?

# ? Jan 20, 2013 19:27

Yestermoment: Jul 27, 2007

el burbo posted:

This?

Thank you. The DBZ: Arlen Saga continues.

I'm pretty sure a goon drew that one too?

# ? Jan 20, 2013 21:15

X-Ray Pecs: May 11, 2008; New York
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Yestermoment posted:

Does anyone still have that Forbidden Hank Hill Form? This thread need it's presence now!

I know you already found the one you want, but I'll take any opportunity to re-post this.

# ? Jan 20, 2013 22:17

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

As long as we're posting super Saiyan Hank Hill:

# ? Jan 20, 2013 22:19

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Linux Pirate posted:

The dudes deviantart page is filled with tons of drawings of bird-planes graphically ripping people apart, along with bird-planes fighting with other aircraft. Is it some angst ridden teen expressing his frustration? Is it a vore fetish? We may never know.

He's merely drawing the inner pain and desires of the Birdplane

# ? Jan 20, 2013 22:31

M as in Mancy: Apr 21, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

# ? Jan 20, 2013 22:35

Jmcrofts: Jan 7, 2008; just chillin' in the club; Lipstick Apathy

Stupid sexy Mario :argh:

# ? Jan 20, 2013 22:48

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

7c Nickel posted:

It's also really good and the english dub actually improves the show for once.

Anyway, crossposting from the terrible mods thread in game, because this gif is a work of art.

You can see the wall behind it through it's mouth.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

I know you already found the one you want, but I'll take any opportunity to re-post this.

look at his abs

_{they are so tiny}

# ? Jan 20, 2013 23:07

oddspelling: May 31, 2009; Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

X-Ray Pecs posted:

I know you already found the one you want, but I'll take any opportunity to re-post this.

I don't know if these have been posted already but...

# ? Jan 21, 2013 01:10

QuelquePeu: May 13, 2012

oddspelling posted:

I don't know if these have been posted already but...

This looks more and more like a trendy joke and less 'weird fanart'. I demand to be entertained by weirder things!

# ? Jan 21, 2013 01:51

Hamsterlady: Jul 8, 2010; Corpse Party, bitches.

Hi, I am an atheist and I watch anime.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 02:47

Cheapsteaks: Apr 25, 2008; Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.

Holy gently caress, I need that shirt now.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 02:53

Boxman: Sep 27, 2004; Big fan of

Linux Pirate posted:

Birdplanes

I want to believe these are the drawings of a frightened child trying to make sense of 9/11.

I know it is far more likely that it is a 30 year old who is jerking it while drawing these.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 02:54

Esser-Z: Jun 3, 2012

I also seriously desire a Satan Rocks There Is No God shirt. MAKE IT SO.

Also, those're totally dragons or dinosaurs, not birds. Birds don't have teeth!

# ? Jan 21, 2013 03:22

Rahonavis: Jan 11, 2012; "Clevuh gurrrl..."

Pinkie's face reflects my own here. :cry:

# ? Jan 21, 2013 03:25

Esser-Z: Jun 3, 2012

# ? Jan 21, 2013 03:32

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Ain't nothing weird about strong ~~women~~ monogendered space alien sex fantasies.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 03:44

Esser-Z: Jun 3, 2012

Hm, yeah, on second thought, it's not really that weird.

:nws:

THIS, on the other hand... :nws:

# ? Jan 21, 2013 03:53

X-Ray Pecs: May 11, 2008; New York
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Travel
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oddspelling posted:

I don't know if these have been posted already but...

There's also the classic Hank Hill Cat

# ? Jan 21, 2013 04:10

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; Buglord

Vicissitude posted:

It's only weird in that it's a traditional style painting something odd. The actual result is balls-to-the-wall awesome.

I didn't see anyone mention this. http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20130104000097&cid=1104

Apparently the artist was a time traveler.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 04:30

ZoltarOmniscient: Jan 17, 2013

Linux Pirate posted:

I stumbled across more plane/bird hybrid fan art by the same artist as before.

It started out with me thinking it was just some fun, absurd radness.

But then...

It started getting...

The dudes deviantart page is filled with tons of drawings of bird-planes graphically ripping people apart, along with bird-planes fighting with other aircraft. Is it some angst ridden teen expressing his frustration? Is it a vore fetish? We may never know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx6hmUv06tg is what these made me think of.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 06:22

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

QuelquePeu posted:

This looks more and more like a trendy joke and less 'weird fanart'. I demand to be entertained by weirder things!

You demanded weird. Let me introduce you to a man named Suda51.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 08:08

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

OK, who's got that one that's a really crude crayon drawing of a bunch of different cartoon characters playing out a scene from Evangelion. It's not a weird fanart thread without that.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 08:42

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Esser-Z posted:

Hm, yeah, on second thought, it's not really that weird.

THIS, on the other hand...

I uh is that supposed to be Darth Talon as an Asari or did they just want Darth Talon and only have the Asari model and said gently caress it?

# ? Jan 21, 2013 10:41

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

DarkHamsterlord posted:

Hi, I am an atheist and I watch anime.

I love that retard opinion. The Evangelion wiki article had the "allusions to Christianity" feature that was massive and caused a huge fight among editors. The actual anime staff made some comment about how they used crosses and religious symbols because "it looked cool".

# ? Jan 21, 2013 11:06

Orange Harrison: Feb 24, 2010; All through the day, I me mine

He is also an athiest proclaiming on the same tee shirt that there is no God but Satan both exists and may or may not rock.
This guy's full of double standards.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 11:22

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

I'm just laughing at the atheist's pissed off face in the last panel.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 11:28

Friends Are Evil: Oct 25, 2010; cats cats cats

Fister Roboto posted:

OK, who's got that one that's a really crude crayon drawing of a bunch of different cartoon characters playing out a scene from Evangelion. It's not a weird fanart thread without that.

This?

# ? Jan 21, 2013 19:29

sinky: Feb 22, 2011; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jan 21, 2013 19:30

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Friends Are Evil posted:

This?

Yes. Yes!!! It's beautiful!

# ? Jan 21, 2013 19:39

swamp waste: Nov 4, 2009; There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Haruharuharuko posted:

I uh is that supposed to be Darth Talon as an Asari or did they just want Darth Talon and only have the Asari model and said gently caress it?

This is a real Star Wars character from the comics or whatever? That's as lovely as some weirdo's Mass Effect porno mod

# ? Jan 21, 2013 21:33

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# ? May 11, 2024 00:47

theironjef: Aug 11, 2009; The archmage of unexpected stinks.

That's a twi'lek. The lady ones are always done up all sexy in video games and art, but c'mon two of them had lines in original theatrical ROTJ. Hell the lines were "Ne Jabba no badda" and "Na na natoota" but still, they're canon. That one just has a bunch of stupid Darth Maul tattoo crap all over for whatever reason.

# ? Jan 21, 2013 21:50

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