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xcore
Jul 11, 2006


Oh, this is the guy that started infowars? My mate is obsessed with this poo poo and constantly crams it down my throat and insinuates that I'm a stupid sheep for not believing in it.

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Crawley Heat
Dec 27, 2011

by T. Mascis


Alex Jones is a complete lunatic. Anyone who thinks otherwise probably should go back to posting in some reddit CONSPIRACY forum about FEMA death camps and CIA controlled theatre shootings.

He is a clockwork elf lunatic that has got bank off idiots, and hes just getting crazier as his moronic audience gets dumber.

Crawley Heat fucked around with this message at Jan 8, 2013 around 10:47

Mr Asshat
Oct 28, 2005


Risky posted:

I know people love to bash AJ but alot of the poo poo he's been spouting lately is actually happening now. Hyperinflation of the dollar, citizen disarmament... these aren't conspiracies these are facts.

Feel free to elaborate more about these "facts" and the merits of mister jones.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

No, fuck YOU, Dad!


BLUE CHEESE WITH WINGS OR GO gently caress YOUR MOTHER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9p6jRHDZ0E

Edit: I forgot Eddie Bravo (a jujitsu guy) was sitting on the floor, stoned out of his mind, giggling like a retard the whole time

Tim Selaty Jr fucked around with this message at Jan 8, 2013 around 10:55

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 6, 2012

Mein Fuhrer, I can WALK!



Risky posted:

I know people love to bash AJ but alot of the poo poo he's been spouting lately is actually happening now. Hyperinflation of the dollar, citizen disarmament... these aren't conspiracies these are facts.

Inflation is currently less than 2%. The fed considers the target inflation to be between 2%-3%. So no, there is no hyper-inflation.

Rare Polar Bear
Sep 16, 2007

Definitely not a stupid panda

I love how AJ seems to love riling himself up. It's not even a question of Piers trying to bait him calmly; it's almost as if he wants to be angry.

Bulldog
Oct 14, 2012


Chlorine posted:

^ We're getting old. We remember fond days of enjoying his show as teenagers and now a whole new generation are being exposed to him.


He's been big for a long time now. He was a big reason for the Y2K scare, that's where I first heard about him.

Gazpacho posted:

He's a loser who consistently places in the top 5 for tune-ins on Shoutcast, just one of his media channels. There's also been a steady drip in D&D of posters whose dads have become frothing AJ junkies.


And Fox News is the top viewed news station. Need I say more? People rather have the news hand fed to them no matter how inaccurate or over the top. All you need is a loud mouth (Jones, Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh, O'Reily, etc) screaming bloody murder and preying on someone's paranoia or ignorance and wham ratings galore. What's worse is that person then spreads the disinformation like a virus that infects people like the plague and now you have a situation like here in the USA where people are ready to kill each other over stupidity.

People ask why is this country so divided and it's because of clowns like Jones who spew out half-truths and then mix this it with their viewers, most of whom do no research at all on what they hear and you get what you have now. A time bomb. Tick tock tick tock.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Rare Polar Bear posted:

I love how AJ seems to love riling himself up. It's not even a question of Piers trying to bait him calmly; it's almost as if he wants to be angry.

Well yeah, screaming in rage is a large part of his schtick. If he just calmly read off his ridiculous bullshit I don't think he'd have nearly as many listeners.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.


The best thing about Alex Jones is that as soon as someone mentions him you know they're someone to avoid in future.

Vivoviparous
Sep 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


I don't understand how people listen to his screaming, regardless of the message. He makes a really unpleasant noise whenever he speaks above a whisper. Glenn Beck at least has a nice radio voice.

Vivoviparous
Sep 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


WastedJoker posted:

The best thing about Alex Jones is that as soon as someone mentions him you know they're someone to avoid in future.

That's all well and good until you need to buy some pot.

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010

Bradypus variegatus
Schinz, 1825


It seems Nigel Farage and Godfrey Bloom of UKIP have time to do a few interviews on Alex Jones/Infowars. Shame they don't turn up to the EU parliament much.

Crawley Heat
Dec 27, 2011

by T. Mascis


Vivoviparous posted:

That's all well and good until you need to buy some pot.

"Oh, you here for a baggie, no probs bro. Hey, take a seat I got some sweet new Alex Jones poo poo to show you dude, oh man its wild...."

60mins later...

I think there is a UCB sketch about this kinda thing. Sweet Johnny V, or something.

Crawley Heat fucked around with this message at Jan 8, 2013 around 12:17

baw
Nov 5, 2008
RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

I've seen a lot of Facebook friends in the past year or so fall into the InfoWars crazy pit.

Maledict
Jan 5, 2005

| Believe my lies |


WastedJoker posted:

The best thing about Alex Jones is that as soon as someone mentions him you know they're someone to avoid in future.

Or, "Have an open mind; Be open minded; Stop being a stupid sheep!; Baaaaaah baaaaaaaaaaaaaah baaaaaaah BAAAHH BAAHHHHH!!"

By that point, the pigeon hole is already well stuffed with pigeon.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004


Maledict posted:

Or, "Have an open mind; Be open minded; Stop being a stupid sheep!; Baaaaaah baaaaaaaaaaaaaah baaaaaaah BAAAHH BAAHHHHH!!"

By that point, the pigeon hole is already well stuffed with pigeon.

+2 points for a Tim Minchin quote.

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


Homo Mum posted:

Alex Jones is a complete lunatic. Anyone who thinks otherwise probably should go back to posting in some reddit CONSPIRACY forum about FEMA death camps and CIA controlled theatre shootings.

He is a clockwork elf lunatic that has got bank off idiots, and hes just getting crazier as his moronic audience gets dumber.

What a beautifully hateful description.

I don't think Jones would like the implication that he uses banks, though; I'm sure he keeps all his money in a mattress.

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

Yea that's nice....but will it Djent?


Homo Mum posted:

Alex Jones is a complete lunatic. Anyone who thinks otherwise probably should go back to posting in some reddit CONSPIRACY forum about FEMA death camps and CIA controlled theatre shootings.

He is a clockwork elf lunatic that has got bank sweet, sweet matress money off idiots, and hes just getting crazier as his moronic audience gets dumber.

FTFY

Also as someone who flies often for work, gently caress people that do this. We get it; it's annoying, gently caress off. Most of the people behind you are just trying to get to their families/job. Also when did it become a US Citizens CONSITUTINAL RIGHT to fly on an airplane? GOOD NEWS! THE FREE MARKET WILL HELP YOU CRAZY RIGHT WINGERS!! Greyhound cares not for your footwear choices! Or pile the family into the giant gas sucking Hummer and drives cross country to your speaking engagements! That will show those drat pinko libs there’s no such thing as global warming!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mr Asshat
Oct 28, 2005


Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

What a beautifully hateful description.

I don't think Jones would like the implication that he uses banks, though; I'm sure he keeps all his money in a mattress.

I doubt he keeps his savings in cash, he is all about the gold, the crazy gold, that he keeps in his bunker, his crazy bunker.

Homo Mum posted:

^^^ The advertisers on his show are all people selling silver dollar eagle head gold sacajawea bullion for trade after the collapse.

It's just like gold but with a sweet rear end eagle on it, an AMERICAN eagle.

Mr Asshat fucked around with this message at Jan 8, 2013 around 14:01

Crawley Heat
Dec 27, 2011

by T. Mascis


^^^ The advertisers on his show are all people selling silver dollar eagle head gold sacajawea bullion for trade after the collapse.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

What a beautifully hateful description.

I don't think Jones would like the implication that he uses banks, though; I'm sure he keeps all his money in a mattress.


Its from here...gently caress, I cant even listen to this to find the quote point, its all off the chart bonkers...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzPG-3ZOSmU

Crawley Heat fucked around with this message at Jan 8, 2013 around 13:58

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Red Suit posted:

I was just glad to see someone put Piers in his place. He needed a taste of his own medicine.

According to Jones, Morgan has mafia ties and is out to get him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKADh_XSsyk

What a genius he has a smartphone and probably accidentally has all the GPS location services turned on.

Will make it easier for Obama to ship him to a FEMA death camp.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008


I think we're all missing the important part. Alex Jones is a super sayian and we shouldn't talk bad about him unless we want to be spirit bombed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009


This is a genuine question? Does he have mental health issues/problems? I'm a bit wary of criticising him?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



I've always wondered if other countries have anything comparable to the US survivalist/conspiracy subculture? Is it a piece of uniquely American craziness?

Crawley Heat
Dec 27, 2011

by T. Mascis


Jippa posted:

This is a genuine question? Does he have mental health issues/problems? I'm a bit wary of criticising him?

Yes, I would say so.But he is also sane enough to know what makes him money...Where the two collide is the mystery. No self awareness, insane? or just a money raping loon who has gone beyond sanity in the name of his "art"

etalian posted:

I've always wondered if other countries have anything comparable to the US survivalist/conspiracy subculture? Is it a piece of uniquely American craziness?

I would say yes, its an American thing. We have a guy here in Australia on the radio. Hes a shithead and THAT gets him in national trouble (Alan Jones). If he was Alex Jones level, he'd be off the air - probably not for being a loon, just for being "stupid crap".

Alex Jones would be the 1PM - 5PM session on a local radio station, and he wouldnt be paid. Also he would be removed fast because a guy with a proper record collection would take his spot.

Crawley Heat fucked around with this message at Jan 8, 2013 around 14:28

Tarq
Apr 25, 2008


As a conservative, I humbly ask that the word conservative be removed from the thread title as he is not a conservative. He doesn't identify as such and has as much hate for republicans as he does for democrats.

Also, folks should be glad we have personalities like this providing us with such great entertainment. Otherwise the world would be a boring place.

QuiteEasilyDone
Jul 1, 2010

Won't you play with me?


Russia did have a survivalist subculture that went to ground in the transition between USSR and the federation... of course the really diehard survivalists died out after their 6 months of rations ran out and the others were not indeed kings of a post apocalyptic wasteland.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Once again CNN continues to shine as a beacon of journalistic brilliance.

What exactly are they trying to accomplish by trying make news over yet another laughable white house petition?

Tarq
Apr 25, 2008


^^ Ratings!

QuiteEasilyDone posted:

Russia did have a survivalist subculture that went to ground in the transition between USSR and the federation... of course the really diehard survivalists died out after their 6 months of rations ran out and the others were not indeed kings of a post apocalyptic wasteland.

The other day one of those wife swap shows was on, and one of the families was a big conspiracy 2012er type (according to the channel info the show aired in '08'). These nut bags were scaring the poo poo out of their kids with world ending poo poo and were bragging about buying poo poo on credit with no payments due 'till 2013.

This makes me wonder how many people are currently in bunkers thinking the world ended a couple of weeks ago?

VikingSkull
Jul 23, 2008

A problem has been detected and windows has been shutdown to prevent damage to your computer.

I think the greatest conspiracy theory is that Bill Hicks faked his own death and created Alex Jones as an alter ego to troll America with. That's the one I'm going with.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.


etalian posted:

Once again CNN continues to shine as a beacon of journalistic brilliance.

What exactly are they trying to accomplish by trying make news over yet another laughable white house petition?

Ratings.

That and it's part of their whole "You are important, yes you our viewer. That's why we let you break the stories, why we report on the important stories you find. We are tapped into you."

Wildeyes
Nov 3, 2011


Vivoviparous posted:


And next it'll be mind control, genocide, and a robot uprising.

Has anyone seen the free Infowars publications around town? I caught the debut issue while I was having barbecue and it had robots on the cover and said skynet was real and Terminator was about to happen.

I picked one up at Threadgills one time. I think I still have it lying around. The cover story, as I recall, was about how the government was trying to turn us all into "zombies" through television. As an example of how this was possible, Alex cited that episode of Pokemon that gave a bunch of kids seizures.

I will say one thing about it though: the graphic design work looked pretty drat slick. I guess you can get some quality work done in Austin on the cheap.

The issue also had one of my favorite quotes ever: "Anecdotal evidence clearly suggests that Americans are getting dumber and are more easily led to believe lies as a result of their low intelligence." Ahh yes, anecdotal evidence CLEARLY SUGGESTS. This is truly where journalism goes to die.

Edit: Corrected the quote. Turns out it was written even more ridiculously than I remember.

Wildeyes fucked around with this message at Jan 8, 2013 around 14:41

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010

Bradypus variegatus
Schinz, 1825


Tarq posted:

As a conservative, I humbly ask that the word conservative be removed from the thread title as he is not a conservative. He doesn't identify as such and has as much hate for republicans as he does for democrats.

He likes British ultra conservatives enough to have 'em on his show. He has even described himself as a sort of libertarian conservative according to wikipedia.


quote:

The issue also had one of my favorite quotes ever: "Anecdotal evidence suggests that the average person is getting less intelligent and less suspicious of messages given to them by authorities." Ahh yes, anecdotal evidence suggests. This is truly where journalism goes to die.

That anecdotal evidence being we all know people who take people like Jones and Icke seriously.

A Sloth fucked around with this message at Jan 8, 2013 around 14:36

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

So don't. Stay here with me.

That super saiyan clip is pretty amazing, but here's the best Alex Jones video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feRD9qCJtM8

Tarq
Apr 25, 2008


^^ Wow it is the second coming of Sam Kinison

A Sloth posted:

He likes British ultra conservatives enough to have 'em on his show. He has even described himself as a sort of libertarian conservative according to wikipedia.

wikipedia posted:

Mainstream sources have described Jones as a conservative[3][4][5][6] and as a right-wing conspiracy theorist.[7][8][9][10] Jones sees himself as a libertarian, and rejects being described as a right-winger.[11] He has also called himself a paleoconservative[12] and an "aggressive constitutionalist".[13][14] Jones has been the center of many controversies, and has accused the US government of being involved in the Oklahoma City bombing[15] and September 11 attacks.

I guess what I'm trying to say is... he's not one of ours.

Tarq fucked around with this message at Jan 8, 2013 around 14:39

echronorian
Jan 6, 2007

This must be the chance I've always wanted!!


Guys like Alex Jones get in the way of having honest, rational public conversation about deep rooted problems in the American system. Mental health IS a bigger issue than gun control, but good luck getting anyone to talk about that when a hot headed buffoon like him goes on CNN. He would hate to be characterized this way, but he's playing into the hand of the exact conspiracy he talks about.

echronorian fucked around with this message at Jan 8, 2013 around 14:42

Tarq
Apr 25, 2008


echronorian posted:

Guys like Alex Jones get in the way of having honest, rational public conversation about deep rooted problems in the American system. Mental health IS a bigger issue than gun control, but good luck getting anyone to talk about that when a hot headed buffoon like him goes on CNN. He would hate to be characterized this way, but he's playing into the hand of the exact conspiracy he talks about.

Welp all these shooters were on happy pills, which according to Alex is what is causing them to shoot up the place. So, we are having that conversation apparently.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



So if you got Glenn Beck, Limbaugh and Jones in a room screaming together in unison could you destroy the world?

The whole survivalist/conspiracy movement just seems to be a really clever way to separate people from money by tapping into irrational fears and providing a solution.

Videodrome
Apr 5, 2003

All hail the new flesh!

VikingSkull posted:

I think the greatest conspiracy theory is that Bill Hicks faked his own death and created Alex Jones as an alter ego to troll America with. That's the one I'm going with.

I'd love to take some credit for spreading this rumor around Austin for years now.

I think of discovering Alex Jones as a rite of passage for all University of Texas freshman. My first exposure was in 1995 when he was still on public access and a little cult of watchers sprung up in the dorms. Since then, each fall, like the changing of the leaves, you start to see new Inforwars.com bumper stickers show up on cars all around Austin. The guy has an infectious appeal to the naivete of college students experiencing the huge, incomprehensible, and terrifying world they have been thrust into. Seeking answers and purpose, some wander into the Scientology center on Guadalupe, some are seduced by the activist groups on the West Mall, and some turn on the radio and discover the passionate jeremiads of Alex Jones.

I get so happy when Alex gets a moment of national exposure like this one. It's like every couple of years Austin gets to throw open our trenchcoat and flash our floppy, insane little cock at the rest of America.

edit: Also, please don't try to use Alex as a caricature of any political party or ideology. The man is not liberal or conservative. He literally believe that anyone in power in the world is controlled by Satan. Yes, that Satan. You have to get him really riled up to admit it, but in the end that is where all his conspiracies end up. It goes right to the top, and at the pinnacle of that Illuminati pyramid is Underwood Deviled Ham guy.

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iamathousandapples
Jul 12, 2012


DoctorStrangelove posted:

Inflation is currently less than 2%. The fed considers the target inflation to be between 2%-3%. So no, there is no hyper-inflation.

But last year I had more money, and this year I have less money! HYPERINFLATION! THE GUBMINT'S TRYIN TA STEAL MAH MONEY!

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