MMA Gifs Thread: Suplex City

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Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

LobsterMobster posted:

Now entering The Machida Era!

U forgot to mention that Machida is a boring as poo poo point-figter.

edit- Links are broke and the ones below me are better anyway.

Chexoid fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jan 13, 2013

# ? Jan 10, 2013 07:35

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:31

Boregasm: Nov 18, 2009

If you're gonna present the Machida era, you might as well do it right.

# ? Jan 10, 2013 10:03

henkman: Oct 8, 2008

LobsterMobster posted:

Now entering The Machida Era!

Now leaving The Machida Era!

# ? Jan 10, 2013 16:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

henkman posted:

Now leaving The Machida Era!

We want to talk about ends of an era?

# ? Jan 10, 2013 16:41

henkman: Oct 8, 2008

Jones is a turd

# ? Jan 10, 2013 16:57

david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

fatherdog posted:

To be fair, this is one of the King of The Cage outdoor events where there was a downpour and they didn't cancel because that would have meant refunding ticketholders. So the PVC cage floor is soaked and everyone is skating. That's why the ref is wearing a loving poncho.

actually the ref is wearing the trash bag poncho as a metaphor for my life

# ? Jan 10, 2013 17:29

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Chexoid posted:

The way Rashad's legs go is still pretty chilling.

# ? Jan 10, 2013 17:55

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Grifter posted:

The way Rashad's legs go is still pretty chilling.

When i saw crocop fall after getting kicked by gonzaga I thought he would never walk again. Maybe that would've been better for all of us.

# ? Jan 10, 2013 18:12

Miching Mallecho: May 24, 2010

Joe Warren's a cool dude.

Amir's cool too.

# ? Jan 10, 2013 20:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

It was the Rashad Dance, Hughes being a giant baby about the Rashad Dance, and the complete destruction of Whitehead that made me an Evans fan forever.

I need to gif that moment in the Whitehead fight where Rashad spins a sprawl into taking Mike's back.

# ? Jan 10, 2013 20:54

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Cool fighters dance sometimes

# ? Jan 10, 2013 20:57

MysteryNad: Dec 5, 2003; Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

# ? Jan 10, 2013 21:15

colonel_korn: May 16, 2003

MysteryNad posted:

Tan Dan Miragliotta

# ? Jan 10, 2013 22:00

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

The SituAsian posted:

When i saw crocop fall after getting kicked by gonzaga I thought he would never walk again. Maybe that would've been better for all of us.

I think this just turned out to be a muscle strain. Being unconscious probably keeps you loose. It was definitely horrifying at the time though, I remember being at a bar while I watched it and they showed it about ten times in slow-mo. The whole place groaned every time.

# ? Jan 10, 2013 22:37

imitation pork: Jun 17, 2007; I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.; Grimey Drawer

Gonzaga kicks Tuchscherer into five minutes of dry heaving

Cerrone's hat trick

Chuckstare.gif

# ? Jan 12, 2013 05:16

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Matt Riddle before he became an Awesome Stoner back when he just fought while stoned.

# ? Jan 12, 2013 05:58

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Can we make this a gifs and pics thread or should someone make a pic thread? Either way I need a place for this.

# ? Jan 12, 2013 09:20

The GIG: Jun 28, 2011; Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

Hulkamatt said in the State of the Pagoda thread that he doesn't mind if people start putting MMA pics in the Wrestling Picture thread since we're trying to make this forum more MMA friendly.

# ? Jan 12, 2013 12:03

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

# ? Jan 12, 2013 20:44

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

The GIG posted:

Hulkamatt said in the State of the Pagoda thread that he doesn't mind if people start putting MMA pics in the Wrestling Picture thread since we're trying to make this forum more MMA friendly.

On the contrary, we're trying to make this forum more Pro Wrestling friendly

# ? Jan 12, 2013 20:51

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Also I will keep posting this until I die

# ? Jan 12, 2013 20:55

Kelster11: Mar 9, 2005; You want me to clamp him boss?

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

On the contrary, we're trying to make this forum more Pro Wrestling friendly

So who's slamming Thiago there?

# ? Jan 12, 2013 21:05

henkman: Oct 8, 2008

Alexander Houston

# ? Jan 12, 2013 21:07

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Requesting the condit/robert downey jr .gif

# ? Jan 12, 2013 21:11

MysteryNad: Dec 5, 2003; Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

On the contrary, we're trying to make this forum more Pro Wrestling friendly

# ? Jan 12, 2013 21:27

henkman: Oct 8, 2008

MysteryNad posted:

# ? Jan 12, 2013 21:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

MMA, pro wrestling, sometimes even Sakuraba gets them confused.

# ? Jan 12, 2013 21:47

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Requesting Fabricio Werdum offering Fat Sergei side control and Sergei staring at Werdum like he is a maniac.

# ? Jan 13, 2013 04:47

Dave Grool: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

What up gifs thread, I found some ~PRO ELITE~ gifs on my hd

heavyweights!

Sara McMann brutalizes a hapless Japanese woman

Bonus Diaz:

# ? Jan 13, 2013 18:16

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bellator is cool, but they sometimes get bad refs from the local Native American tribal council.

Joe Warren getting pummeled

Marius Zaromskis getting punched a bunch

A whole bunch

# ? Jan 14, 2013 01:05

Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; by zen death robot

Here, have some calligraphy

Now he'll never get his IUD out

Lid posted:

Requesting Fabricio Werdum offering Fat Sergei side control and Sergei staring at Werdum like he is a maniac.

Does anyone remember which fight it was where one guy in hunched over against the cage and his opponent punches between his legs to hit his face? It was a heavyweight fight, Strikeforce, probably Challengers.

# ? Jan 14, 2013 01:25

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

imitation pork posted:

Gonzaga kicks Tuchscherer into five minutes of dry heaving

I just spent five minutes of searching for "chris tuscherer bucket" and "tuscherer mma vomit" and I couldn't even find a picture with the bucket, let alone a gif of it.

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# ? Jan 14, 2013 14:57

Julio Cesar Fatass: Jul 24, 2007; "...."

Lost For Words posted:

heavyweights!

Oh God the Fateral Drop

I had nearly forgotten

# ? Jan 14, 2013 16:03

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Pretty sure we can shut this down, nothing will top the Jardine Sprawl (Also, how did it take so long for the Jardine Sprawl to get posted? We are most lamentable dustmen)

# ? Jan 14, 2013 19:33

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Sometimes fighters get hungry.

Sometimes it is between fights, and who doesn't enjoy burgers?

Sometimes it is right after fights, and urgh, BJ, don't lick that blood, you are gross :barf:

# ? Jan 15, 2013 07:22

Julio Cesar Fatass: Jul 24, 2007; "...."

Luckily that was the last time Baby Jay was ever more than an arm's length from a burrito.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 07:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I can't believe I made a post about fighters eating and forgot about Edwards/McKenzie Chip Share Weigh-In Staredown (I am a dumb)

# ? Jan 15, 2013 16:56

Optimist with doubt: May 16, 2010; Scoop Lover

he knows...

I don't ever want context for the chip stare. I want it to live on its own for all eternity.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 17:07

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

LobsterMobster posted:

Pretty sure we can shut this down, nothing will top the Jardine Sprawl (Also, how did it take so long for the Jardine Sprawl to get posted? We are most lamentable dustmen)

For any WWE guys reading this thread, a sprawl is a way of defending a takedown. By dropping your hips low and legs back it prevents your opponent from pulling in your legs and completing the takedown. Here's Mayhem Miller sprawling all over Sakuraba. In the gif above, Jardine is sprawling on a ghost.

If you don't sprawl, well...

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

# ? Jan 15, 2013 17:11

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colonel_korn: May 16, 2003

I love this Dan Henderson gif.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 19:34

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