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As many of you know, I'm a huge fan of Pterodactyls. I'm holding a contest here. I will send out a random amount of poo poo to anyone who posts original Pterodactyl art, and pms me their address, and I hope that SadWhaleFamily rolls over, because I'm downsizing as I'm running out of space for goats, guns, welding and musical poo poo. I have 5 huge fricking bins of crap I've hauled up from the depths of my basement (Beretta posters to Polish Security Guard belt buckles and everything in between) after being a sales rep in ammo and armor until I became a goat farmer and rediscovered that I loved making music. Biggest prize wins a song and some schwag. Anyone who's ever received crap from me knows that I only give away choice poo poo. I want MS-Paints of Pterodactyls, photoshops with Pterodactyl themes and of course, honest to god if you loving even mention that Pterodactyls are Pteranodons, I'll banish you. Pluto is still a planet, are we ok with that? All of this is gratis. If you live near me, stop over and grab poo poo, but post something Pterodactyl related, preferably with guns, or barring that, Pterodactyls shaving, tearing up poo poo, or simply candid shots of Pterodactyls doing mundane things. No porn. Dumping songs from my basement here. http://tindeck.com/listen/epgv ![]() Pasta llama bacon, my brothers.
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im 5 years old
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Dick Diggler posted:im 5 years old I'll send you a mosin ammo pouch, pm me, you can put pez dispensers in that poo poo.
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 08:02 |
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![]() what by Mad Dragon, on Flickr Pterodactyl. Pteranodon. Shipwreck gives no fucks.
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 08:19 |
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Sick, brother. I applaud your effort. PM me. If you don't have Plat, let me know. I envy that Pterodactyl, Squid ryders 4 Lyfe! Edit: gently caress is that poo poo in your mag? http://tindeck.com/listen/htmb Harry in Rio fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2013 around 08:44 |
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Cool thread, cool music, mention of Beretta. I'm in after midnight. There will be a bourbon-fueled something or other. Edit: fancy snap-caps in his mag.
Butch Cassidy fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2013 around 14:37 |
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![]() crazy poo poo going down in the streets lately
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 14:54 |
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Coked out pterodactyls? Time to start carrying a serbu loaded with #4 buck.
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I love you Harry <3
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I also have very strong feelings for you that I cannot deny. Best I can do at work:
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 15:44 |
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I am so on this.
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 16:35 |
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Why is there a picture of Bashar al-Assad in the op?
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 16:42 |
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Butch Cassidy posted:Coked out pterodactyls? Time to start carrying a serbu loaded with #4 buck. Wow I totally misread that. I thought you were requesting a picture of a pterodactyl with a serbu and a coke. ![]() edit: now with halfassed sunset background. ![]() Miso Beno fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2013 around 17:11 |
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Ok, done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnqnyqriOuk Watch out for Pterodactyl Cop
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moosepoop posted:Ok, done: That sure looks like something Axe Cop would turn into on his adventures.
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Aren't you in PA? I will gladly stop by and divest you of your stuff. MY HAIKU: Flying Dinosaur Spraying Dinosaur Semen Accurate Dino
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 17:51 |
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Miso Beno posted:edit: now with halfassed sunset background. Hahahaha, yeeeeesssss.
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 17:58 |
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Holy fuckballs, I feel like Captain Noah now.
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My humble submission.
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You probably won't ship overseas, and I don't expect you to. Pterodactyls just are so awesome I couldn't pass ![]() So here's a mission patch for all participants. Hoorah! Constructing constructive conversations. Filmiotic fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2013 around 18:47 |
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moosepoop posted:Ok, done:
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 18:49 |
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Filmiotic posted:You probably won't ship overseas, and I don't expect you to. This. This right here.
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Filmiotic posted:You probably won't ship overseas, and I don't expect you to. I wish I could change my avatar on afrcom.
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Filmiotic posted:You probably won't ship overseas, and I don't expect you to. Do you live in Antarctica? If not, drop your address.
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Harry in Rio posted:Do you live in Antarctica? If not, drop your address. Does Finland count as antarctica?
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Miso Beno posted:Does Finland count as antarctica? We don't get penguins, but we do get the Russian scientists poking holes into our ice Constructing constructive conversations.
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Filmiotic posted:...we do get the Russian scientists poking holes into our ice Don't worry, Santa's elves will take care of them.
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Filmiotic posted:You probably won't ship overseas, and I don't expect you to. This is awesome! I need this as a patch on my rangebag
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 20:41 |
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How long with this contest go?
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 20:52 |
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![]() Click for huuuuuuuge. gently caress you all I just spent 6 hours on this at work.
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Herr Tog posted:How long with this contest go? I dunno, when the Jameson's runs out, I suppose.
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Welp, I don't really know how anyone can follow Filmiotic's masterpiece.
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Harry in Rio posted:I dunno, when the Jameson's runs out, I suppose. I'll run down another handle to you.
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![]() Writing with a mouse is hard.
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Here you go
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| # ? Jan 10, 2013 22:20 |
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![]() Found my crayons and drew a thing.
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Miso Beno posted:Wow I totally misread that. I thought you were requesting a picture of a pterodactyl with a serbu and a coke. Totally flyin' into the Danger Zone.
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OBEY
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Harry in Rio posted:...post something Pterodactyl related... preferably with guns... Pterodactyl shaving....
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goldmine
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