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Harry in Rio
Oct 18, 2004
Ask me about Rainy Day Woman brand anus bleach (pm me)

As many of you know, I'm a huge fan of Pterodactyls.

I'm holding a contest here. I will send out a random amount of poo poo to anyone who posts original Pterodactyl art, and pms me their address, and I hope that SadWhaleFamily rolls over, because I'm downsizing as I'm running out of space for goats, guns, welding and musical poo poo.

I have 5 huge fricking bins of crap I've hauled up from the depths of my basement (Beretta posters to Polish Security Guard belt buckles and everything in between) after being a sales rep in ammo and armor until I became a goat farmer and rediscovered that I loved making music. Biggest prize wins a song and some schwag. Anyone who's ever received crap from me knows that I only give away choice poo poo.

I want MS-Paints of Pterodactyls, photoshops with Pterodactyl themes and of course, honest to god if you loving even mention that Pterodactyls are Pteranodons, I'll banish you. Pluto is still a planet, are we ok with that? All of this is gratis. If you live near me, stop over and grab poo poo, but post something Pterodactyl related, preferably with guns, or barring that, Pterodactyls shaving, tearing up poo poo, or simply candid shots of Pterodactyls doing mundane things. No porn.



Dumping songs from my basement here.

http://tindeck.com/listen/epgv







Pasta llama bacon, my brothers.

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Dick Diggler
Nov 22, 2008


im 5 years old

Harry in Rio
Oct 18, 2004
Ask me about Rainy Day Woman brand anus bleach (pm me)

Dick Diggler posted:

im 5 years old


I'll send you a mosin ammo pouch, pm me, you can put pez dispensers in that poo poo.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004




what by Mad Dragon, on Flickr

Pterodactyl. Pteranodon. Shipwreck gives no fucks.

Harry in Rio
Oct 18, 2004
Ask me about Rainy Day Woman brand anus bleach (pm me)

Sick, brother. I applaud your effort. PM me. If you don't have Plat, let me know. I envy that Pterodactyl, Squid ryders 4 Lyfe!

Edit: gently caress is that poo poo in your mag?

http://tindeck.com/listen/htmb



Harry in Rio fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2013 around 08:44

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Hey there partner!

Cool thread, cool music, mention of Beretta. I'm in after midnight. There will be a bourbon-fueled something or other. Edit: fancy snap-caps in his mag.

Butch Cassidy fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2013 around 14:37

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001




crazy poo poo going down in the streets lately

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Hey there partner!

Coked out pterodactyls? Time to start carrying a serbu loaded with #4 buck.

Gtab
Dec 9, 2003

cop killer
cop killer
cop killer


I love you Harry <3

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009

I was like Oatmeal, are you CRAZY?!?

I also have very strong feelings for you that I cannot deny.

Best I can do at work:

moosepoop
Mar 9, 2007



I am so on this.

Dogbrisket
Jun 10, 2009



Why is there a picture of Bashar al-Assad in the op?

Miso Beno
Apr 29, 2004

Try to Catch Me Ridin' Dirty


Butch Cassidy posted:

Coked out pterodactyls? Time to start carrying a serbu loaded with #4 buck.

Wow I totally misread that. I thought you were requesting a picture of a pterodactyl with a serbu and a coke.



edit: now with halfassed sunset background.


Miso Beno fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2013 around 17:11

moosepoop
Mar 9, 2007



Ok, done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnqnyqriOuk

Watch out for Pterodactyl Cop

Miso Beno
Apr 29, 2004

Try to Catch Me Ridin' Dirty


moosepoop posted:

Ok, done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnqnyqriOuk

Watch out for Pterodactyl Cop

That sure looks like something Axe Cop would turn into on his adventures.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!


Aren't you in PA? I will gladly stop by and divest you of your stuff.

MY HAIKU:

Flying Dinosaur
Spraying Dinosaur Semen
Accurate Dino


Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Hey there partner!

Miso Beno posted:

edit: now with halfassed sunset background.


Hahahaha, yeeeeesssss.

Harry in Rio
Oct 18, 2004
Ask me about Rainy Day Woman brand anus bleach (pm me)

Holy fuckballs, I feel like Captain Noah now.

McNally
Sep 12, 2007
This space intentionally left blank

My humble submission.

Filmiotic
Jan 5, 2008

A man of two kinds of shootin'

You probably won't ship overseas, and I don't expect you to.
Pterodactyls just are so awesome I couldn't pass

So here's a mission patch for all participants. Hoorah!

Constructing constructive conversations.


Filmiotic fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2013 around 18:47

Totally TWISTED
Sep 13, 2005

Also, angels.




moosepoop posted:

Ok, done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnqnyqriOuk

Watch out for Pterodactyl Cop
This is amazing. What don't you do moosepoop?

Miso Beno
Apr 29, 2004

Try to Catch Me Ridin' Dirty


Filmiotic posted:

You probably won't ship overseas, and I don't expect you to.
Pterodactyls just are so awesome I couldn't pass

So here's a mission patch for all participants. Hoorah!

This. This right here.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Filmiotic posted:

You probably won't ship overseas, and I don't expect you to.
Pterodactyls just are so awesome I couldn't pass

So here's a mission patch for all participants. Hoorah!

I wish I could change my avatar on afrcom.

Harry in Rio
Oct 18, 2004
Ask me about Rainy Day Woman brand anus bleach (pm me)

Filmiotic posted:

You probably won't ship overseas, and I don't expect you to.
Pterodactyls just are so awesome I couldn't pass

So here's a mission patch for all participants. Hoorah!

Do you live in Antarctica? If not, drop your address.

Miso Beno
Apr 29, 2004

Try to Catch Me Ridin' Dirty


Harry in Rio posted:

Do you live in Antarctica? If not, drop your address.

Does Finland count as antarctica?

Filmiotic
Jan 5, 2008

A man of two kinds of shootin'

Miso Beno posted:

Does Finland count as antarctica?

We don't get penguins, but we do get the Russian scientists poking holes into our ice

Constructing constructive conversations.


Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Hey there partner!

Filmiotic posted:

...we do get the Russian scientists poking holes into our ice

Don't worry, Santa's elves will take care of them.

moosepoop
Mar 9, 2007



Filmiotic posted:

You probably won't ship overseas, and I don't expect you to.
Pterodactyls just are so awesome I couldn't pass

So here's a mission patch for all participants. Hoorah!

This is awesome! I need this as a patch on my rangebag

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011



How long with this contest go?

charliebravo77
Jun 11, 2003




Click for huuuuuuuge.

gently caress you all I just spent 6 hours on this at work.

Harry in Rio
Oct 18, 2004
Ask me about Rainy Day Woman brand anus bleach (pm me)

Herr Tog posted:

How long with this contest go?

I dunno, when the Jameson's runs out, I suppose.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Welp, I don't really know how anyone can follow Filmiotic's masterpiece.


SadWhaleFamily
May 1, 2007



Harry in Rio posted:

I dunno, when the Jameson's runs out, I suppose.

I'll run down another handle to you.

Memento1979
Aug 25, 2009





Writing with a mouse is hard.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003



Here you go

Totally TWISTED
Sep 13, 2005

Also, angels.






Found my crayons and drew a thing.

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.


Miso Beno posted:

Wow I totally misread that. I thought you were requesting a picture of a pterodactyl with a serbu and a coke.

edit: now with halfassed sunset background.


Totally flyin' into the Danger Zone.

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005



OBEY

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king of the bongo
Apr 26, 2008

If you're brown, GET DOWN!


Harry in Rio posted:

...post something Pterodactyl related... preferably with guns... Pterodactyl shaving....

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Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

It is a truth universally
acknowledged that an
oniichan in possession
of good fortune must be
in want of an imouto.


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