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Dragonmaw
Mar 3, 2010

Dr. Funk's
House o' Love



Let's Play Just Cause 2

Just Cause 2 is the story of Rico Rodriguez, an operative for a government organization called the Agency. Nominally, he is sent to a tiny island in the middle of the South Pacific named Panau to overthrow a nasty little dictatorship. In reality, he flies around on a extraordinary amount of parachutes and blows up everything that comes into his sights. It's a really entertaining game, although the open world stuff loses a bit of its allure once you've experienced all the different base types and been exposed to all the little mechanical flaws. Still, it's very good and it goes on sale (on Steam) all the time. If you don't own it, you really should.

LP Structure

Since Just Cause 2 is a game that encourages you to futz around and avoid doing story missions, this LP will be broken into two kinds of videos: Missions and Intermissions. Missions will be each story mission as I do them. Intermissions will be the time spent in-between each mission flying around, doing non-mission activities, and generally blowing stuff up. Missions will have a little more directed commentary talking about the game, whereas Intermissions will cover pretty much whatever comes to mind, including non-game commentary. I'd like to get a few co-commentators for the Intermissions, so if you wanna jump up and participate, just let me know!

Audience

During Intermissions you are welcome to suggest any mods in the thread that you want me to mess with, or places you'd like to see me hit. It'll only be suggestions, not direct participation. Unless you join me in commentating, anyway.

Spoilers

Tag spoilers, but otherwise I don't care. The story is nonsensical and full of awful stereotypes, so there's not really a whole lot of stuff to spoil.

Videos:

Mission 01 - Welcome to Panau: YouTube|Polsy
Mission 02 - Casino Bust: YouTube

Latest:


Mission 02: "Casino Bust"

Dragonmaw fucked around with this message at Jan 28, 2013 around 11:29

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Dragonmaw
Mar 3, 2010

Dr. Funk's
House o' Love


Reserved.

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Look at this face! Look at it!
That is why you should love me.


The things I did to Rico's knees when I played this game were simply horrific. Loved this game when I played it, even though I was pretty much the poster child of being awful at slingshotting.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Ahh, Just Cause 2. Played this game a lot, and had a blast every second of it. Honestly, I don't know what's more hilarious about this game-the absurd stunts you pull off all of the time, or the ridiculous (to put it MILDLY) accents.

That moment when I realized that you can aim the flak turret at buildings is easily one of my favorite moments of the entire game. It's also an excellent way to encourage you to get creative in your destructive rampages.

RentCavalier
Jul 10, 2008

I mean, who dreams about taking a shit with another guy?


I downloaded this for free on the PSN and deleted it kind of soon after. I don't know why, and I'm the only person in the world who thinks this, but I just don't see what's so great about this game.

It's a pain to hook onto objects, the world is so friggin' big it takes forever to go anywhere, and the missions are kind just blah and...

I mean, I don't know, I understand what people like about the game, but I've just never been able to get into it at all. There's something fundamental about this game that just sort of bores me.

Blue Ghost
Dec 12, 2012


RentCavalier posted:

I downloaded this for free on the PSN and deleted it kind of soon after. I don't know why, and I'm the only person in the world who thinks this, but I just don't see what's so great about this game.

It's a pain to hook onto objects, the world is so friggin' big it takes forever to go anywhere, and the missions are kind just blah and...

I mean, I don't know, I understand what people like about the game, but I've just never been able to get into it at all. There's something fundamental about this game that just sort of bores me.

You're completely right in thinking that, the game is very repetitive and if you have any compulsion to collect everything you are a terrible person.

Also 97.43%.

Dragonmaw
Mar 3, 2010

Dr. Funk's
House o' Love


Would you guys prefer to see faction missions as their own videos, or rolled into the intermissions?

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

candy coated crunchy crinoid


Faction missions are the best part. Do them as a separate set, that way people can follow the story of the crazed drug smuggling natives without having paying attention to the incredibly 80s rebellion. They have a submarine!

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

It depends on the mission-some of them like Fry Me to the Moon are complex enough to deserve their own videos-but others are fairly brief and uninteresting.

My best reccomendation would be to put the more interesting ones in their own videos, and have some of the less interesting ones be part of the intermissions.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.


How wide is the enemy alert/attack range? Can you get rocket-sniped from the edge of visual range or do you have to get fairly close before you get shot at?

Arthur D Wolfe
Sep 26, 2007

"Holy shit you are a
loathsome jerk, Arthur.
"


Glazius posted:

How wide is the enemy alert/attack range? Can you get rocket-sniped from the edge of visual range or do you have to get fairly close before you get shot at?
Soldiers tend to be a bit myopic, but once they do get a bead on you they will take shots at you from a pretty decent range. This can lead to all kinds of hilarity when a slightly overzealous soldier launches something explosive into the forest of gas tanks you are hiding in.

You can disengage easily enough most of the time, but if you have built up a high heat value it can take a while for them to stop spawning soldiers everywhere you go. While this can be annoying it can also be great fun if you decide to see how long you can survive in a militarised area with maximum heat.

Colander Crotch
Nov 24, 2005

I- I don't even know what you just called me!

This thread made me decide to actually try the game out after an impulse buy. I have to say that the grapple mechanism takes a bit to get used to, but can make for some interesting issues.

I was dealing with a sniper in a mission and was trying to pull him down with the grapple. I guess I missed him and hit the ceiling above him. No problem, I thought, I will just shoot him in the head while hanging in front of him. After two full clips emptied out without as much as a twitch from him I get shot in the head and had to reload.

This probably amused me more than it should have.

Edit:

I also parachuted into a hill one time, had Rico drag along the ground for a while, then pop up without damage and say "That was too close for comfort."

Dragonmaw
Mar 3, 2010

Dr. Funk's
House o' Love


There is a lot of funny stuff you can do with grapple mechanics, including stuff that outright breaks the physics. I once grabbed a guy out of a car and his body went ragdolling into the sky. Good times.

Dragonmaw
Mar 3, 2010

Dr. Funk's
House o' Love



Mission 02: "Casino Bust"


Ain't no love in the world of international espionage, baby.

Polsy
Mar 23, 2007


That's a pretty contrived setup. No you have to get in with all of the gangs, can't just be one or two.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Well, if it was just one or two, then we wouldn't be able the hear the amazingly bad voice acting from all three leaders. And that would be a sad, sad day. To be fair, 90% of the time the gangs are more concerned about sticking it to the man than fighing each other.

Dragonmaw
Mar 3, 2010

Dr. Funk's
House o' Love


Speaking of gangs, Intermission 1 is going to be about everyone's favorite socialists: the Reapers.

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011


Dragonmaw posted:

Speaking of gangs, Intermission 1 is going to be about everyone's favorite socialists: the Reapers.

"Reapers"? Never heard of them. The Reeeee-PAHs are pretty cool guys, though.

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Dragonmaw posted:

Speaking of gangs, Intermission 1 is going to be about everyone's favorite socialists: the Reapers.

OH GOD YES. They've got the single BEST/worst voice actor for their leader, and it is GLORIOUS.

Although I do have to agree with AfroSquirrel. "Reapers?" Who the hell are they?

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead.


I used a bunch of mods to improve the game and it is glorious. Superman, nuclear C4, Gibbed, cluster grenades, some minor things including black market.

I wonder how many people decided to be dicks and intentionally fail the last mission. I know I would have if the scripting played out different.

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Look at this face! Look at it!
That is why you should love me.


I never minded the gang missions so much. They're more excuses to hurl around the place being a gigantic jackass to everyone and making things explode

Making things explode really should be the only excuse but it's nice to have a little something more to it too. More explosions.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.


So can you get drunk in this game, and does it give you damage resistance or some beneficial effect or just make the screen all blurry?

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

Imagine this ice fairy spinning through the sky - the STRONGEST divine omen.

NOW STOP TELLING US ABOUT THE PORNOGRAPHY YOU DID OR DID NOT INTENTIONALLY WATCH.


Man, it's actually a pleasant surprise to see Malaysia (or at least the Malaysian language) represented in a game, even as baddies Hell, especially as baddies, because badguys are just a lot cooler. As for the Panauan voice acting, so far I have to say it actually does sound like Malays or Malaysian Chinese trying their best to speak English, especially those from Johor or Singapore*. The Panauan President sounds like a stereotypical Japanese guy though.

*Yes, I said it. Singapore's a Malaysian province that thinks it's a sovereign nation because the US protects it :cryingmousedeer:

CommissarMega fucked around with this message at Feb 6, 2013 around 10:05

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's the mansion you remember, or you can crawl from the rubble and move on.


I've never had more fun in a videogame than this one. The sheer amount of poo poo to blow up, and basejumping/slingshotting/parachuting never got old. Nor sling-hooking a random dude to my car and dragging him down a street.

Basically, this is the most entertaining game I've ever played. Just Cause 3 better involve planet-to-planet grappling at this point.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA


Boy oh boy would I enjoy an update for this!!

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Blue Ghost posted:

You're completely right in thinking that, the game is very repetitive and if you have any compulsion to collect everything you are a terrible person.

Also 97.43%.

I was the first person to hit 100%, though I had to make a mod to fix the game to do that.

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011


I completely forgot you could do all that crazy stuff with the grappling hook and hang people or make them headbutt. When I first played I kept fumbling around and I'm pretty sure I failed the casino mission the first time through.

The one annoying thing about grappling up the casino is if you end up on one of the overhang things and not the pillars because then Rico just hangs there and you have to find a way to get to a solid surface, which with the viewpoint makes it a little bit tough to judge.

Dragonmaw
Mar 3, 2010

Dr. Funk's
House o' Love


Capntastic posted:

Boy oh boy would I enjoy an update for this!!

Soon.

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Tha Duke
Apr 24, 2013

"There's no denying it. I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me"


Is the LP abandoned at this point? Very much interested in the progress of this game. I really enjoyed this game, using it to blow off steam while i listened to podcasts.... Good Times

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