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Well, we rapidly approach the month of February, where goons turn their lust from places like Redtube, their mother's basements, or from the homeless and take them to the streets where they can see the impact their love has on society. This year, stay in and receive your love in the form of random tokens of appreciation. Much like the surprises left by your cat in your shoes, (or the package that arrived in "unmarked, brown paper wrapping" that your mother received via mail-order) it will be a wonderful surprise to discover it once you've received it! Trust me! The objective here is to either purchase/make/steal/recycle valentines and send them to goons across the world. Please feel free to include whatever you want in your cards. Money, Stickers, Pubes, Unicorn Semen and non-winning lottery tickets are always fun to to send. Last year I sent out 40 valentines day cards to all corners of the planet. I intend to do the same thing again this year. Why? Christmas is gone and my birthday isn't for almost 9 months and I like getting mail. I will send out an indeterminate number of cards out to various goons sending my own personal brand of love and hopefully subverting at least 7 Temporary Restraining Orders. What you need to do: 1: Mailing address. In my case it's OfF KiLTeR, Shitposter 2908 25St Edmonton, AB T6T 2A3 Canada 2: List what your expectations are In my case: Please don't send me pubes, a envelope full of wood-ticks, Anthrax (unless it's State of Euphoria, that album was  ) or anymore of those cardboard subscription cards for porn mags. If it's NWS, that's cool since I am not sending it to my boss. One of my favorite cards was "you get my Goat-see?" which made me laugh. I also received a notice to evict letter. Very funny property management company. As it turns out they just thought it would be good for me to live with my mother for 2 months, and nothing to do with being an irresponsible lout who forgot to pay his rent and/or not mow his lawn for 3 months.3: Harass your mail carrier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBTYri2KGEE Sit in the bushes outside your house and demand your goods. Better yet, sit outside your mail carriers house and demand your goods. That box of teeth you ordered from Southeast Asia STILL hasn't arrived. By spreading love and joy to other goons across the planet you will be doing God's work. At the very least you'll be doing the work of someone who would otherwise be busy doing God's work. OfF KiLTeR fucked around with this message at Jan 11, 2013 around 04:06 |
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| # ? May 23, 2013 07:31 |
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Heck yeah, Goon valentines are the best mail! T.D.S. 243 Mashburn Branch Rd. Old Fort, NC 28762 My expectations: maybe nothing too racy on the envelopes? I had a Dutch friend send me a package with Zwarte Piete stickers on it and it looked like the mail-carriers kicked it around before delivering it. 
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| # ? Jan 11, 2013 05:09 |
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Golly whoosh! i love these things. Ill be sending to goons, but can goons send to my daughters? i have twins aged 6 who love getting mail, unfortunately most of what they get is from the Goverment. Ill use nicknames: Hink 229 Fox Street Hillcrest Hamilton North Island New Zealand Goose 229 Fox Street Hillcrest Hamilton North Island New Zealand
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| # ? Jan 11, 2013 05:23 |
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I'll jump in to send out a dozen or so boxes of homemade marshmallow hearts again this year. *Yoink* Don't send me horrible gross things is all I ask. XeeD fucked around with this message at Feb 9, 2013 around 00:19 |
| # ? Jan 11, 2013 05:23 |
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I'm in the other mailing thread but I'll join this one as well. 11229 34A Ave Edmonton, AB T6J 3M4 Canada Please nothing nws on the outside of the envelope but anything on the inside is fine. Just no pubes or bodily fluids please.
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| # ? Jan 11, 2013 20:35 |
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I'm in! J Christ 2003 Bigmouth Hook San Antonio, Tx 78224 I'm open to just about anything; I'll reciprocate to whomever sends me something.
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| # ? Jan 11, 2013 21:02 |
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I can dig it. Colby Jack PO Box 462 Raymond, NH 03077 As long as the outside is safe and PG, inside is fine to be NWS. Bonus points for cards involving cheese and/or obnoxiously cute mice.
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| # ? Jan 11, 2013 23:06 |
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Hurray I could use some cheering since I've been single for 2 years. I'd also appreciate it if y'all could send cards to my sister (non goon) too, she's been.... Ugh. Maybe some mail that isn't from Some credit card company would be a nice change of pace. My family usually picks up my mail for me, and they're conservative so nothing racy or mean. Otherwise drug references, sexy cowboys (please) and general goon-ness is fine! Also, we're big broncos fans if that helps. Nekodoshi (or Brandy) 13 CR 6055 Farmington NM 87401 I'll reply to any cards sent guaranteed.
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| # ? Jan 11, 2013 23:40 |
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I'll do this. 4/88 Alt Street, Ashfield NSW 2100 Australia Any expectation. Going to go prepare some cards now.
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| # ? Jan 12, 2013 03:43 |
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Yay! I just moved into an apartment last week, and I could use some mail that isn't pizza coupons. 2116 Lexington Drive Apt 2 Springfield, IL 62704 USA
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| # ? Jan 12, 2013 04:07 |
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There's an active holiday mailing thread for this kinda stuff
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| # ? Jan 12, 2013 04:20 |
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I'm about it: sheneedstherapy 103-478 Pearl St. Burlington, ON L7R 2N3 Canada I'm not fussed about what you send so long as it won't land me in jail. sheneedstherapy fucked around with this message at Jan 12, 2013 around 04:52 |
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I'm down too! Please don't send pubes or body fluids, otherwise go nuts Shoggoth B'gosh (or Michele) 332 West Main St. Box 16 Vernal, UT 84078
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| # ? Jan 12, 2013 19:04 |
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I love mail from strangers! Jen 5016 Wick Dr. Oak Lawn IL, 60453 Please no NSFW on the outside, inside is fine.
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| # ? Jan 12, 2013 23:59 |
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I am really happy I can do the Vday card swap this year! Kyle 1500 S SAN FRANSICO ST APT 811 C Flagstaff, AZ 86001 Please nothing gross. I prefer cute cards and things. 
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| # ? Jan 13, 2013 00:02 |
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I could use some love. Please don't send me gross things or really rude things because I live with my parents and I don't really want to explain that crap to them. Something hand-made would be nice though.  No candy.silversiren 930 Orangewood Road Saint Johns, FL 32259
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| # ? Jan 13, 2013 01:58 |
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Send me anything. A pig's heart would be pretty cool if it was attached with a thinly veiled death threat. Also envelopes full of glitter and stickers are cool too. Goon mail is probably the best form of mail ever. All cards regardless of their content will be proudly displayed on my mom's mantle because she's cool like that. Also if someone wants to send my mother a nice creepy valentine that'd be cool too. Just address it to amy's mom. Amy 2121 Roskelley dr Concord, CA, 94519
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| # ? Jan 13, 2013 03:24 |
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Dante 2484 Parkwood Ave Ann Arbor, MI 48104 Come to my house and we'll drink beer and light fireworks. (Not really. But mail is nice.) Dr Strangepants fucked around with this message at Jan 14, 2013 around 17:58 |
| # ? Jan 13, 2013 03:54 |
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Valentines day!!! yay! 281 Portsmouth drive victoria bc canada v9c 1s1 nothing gross, or illegal, or anything that will make my mailman hate me, please. i will be randomly sending out badly painted valentines and canadian tire money to a lucky few! Agnostic Prophet fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2013 around 06:36 |
| # ? Jan 13, 2013 05:36 |
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I'm in the other thread too but I'll post in here too! I have lots of Goon love to pass around! My boyfriend (Alkaphanel) and I will be sending cards out this week. Nicole & Mike 311-2988 Silver Springs Blvd Coquitlam BC V3E 3R6
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| # ? Jan 13, 2013 07:00 |
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I love getting Valentines! S. Russell PO Box 847 San Juan Bautista, CA 95045 I'll send a few out this year too. I've got a bunch of kid Valentines somewhere.
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| # ? Jan 13, 2013 08:41 |
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I'm also in the other thread, but I'll also-also post the information here for visibility. I'm co-operating with my nieces of 11 and 13 for the mail exchanges. We sent out a load of Christmas cards (and are currently replying to them, sorry about the delay Christmas goons!), and would love for some extra attention around Valentine's! It's not a holiday that's widely acknowledged in Norway, but I'm sure they'll love to be able to brag to their aunt's creepy internet friends sent them. Plus, we've all had a very sad fall and the goon tidings we've received so far have been excellent at creating some sorely needed joy. Please only send tween-/teen-appropriate, as I don't want to have my aunt privileges revoked. They do enjoy horrible internet humor and are excellent at English for their young ages, so don't restrain yourselves completely. We'll reply to everyone! Hanna is 13 and Karen is 11 in case someone wants to make them out to them personally. Address is as follows: T. Rasmussen Tollbugata 46A 3044 Drammen NORWAY
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| # ? Jan 14, 2013 12:18 |
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Hey! Send me whatever. Stoked. *BAM* Actually, DON'T SEND ME ANY GLITTER THAT poo poo RUINS LIVES. Winston N. Rumfoord fucked around with this message at Mar 18, 2013 around 17:24 |
| # ? Jan 14, 2013 16:47 |
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This sounds fun, especially since it seems unlikely I'll have anyone to spoil for Valentines Day this year! I'll have to figure out what will be most fun to send to you unsuspecting goons. As for stuff sent to me, just cards is fine. If you are sending food for some crazy reason, nothing spicy. 9602 Basket Ring Road Columbia MD 21045
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| # ? Jan 14, 2013 17:12 |
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Yes Valentines! I signed up to the general card swap thread but, since I don't think I have ever been sent a Valentines card actually through the post, I am going to join here too. It's just more fun if there's a stamp on it. I will also be sending random cards to random people on the Internet. I hope you have a communal hallway. And that you almost never leave your home in the company of another human being, just so your neighbours are utterly perplexed, and mildly concerned about the possibility of a mail order bride incident pending, when you start receiving hand addressed mail around Feb 14th... Samantha 43a Crescent Road Barnet Herts EN4 9RD UK
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 00:48 |
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I sent out some cards super-early since I'm not going to be able to write and send them out in February... so enjoy!
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 01:15 |
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Ooooo, an excuse to buy ridiculous valentines! Also, Valentine's Day is gonna be poo poo this year since I'm waiting for divorce paperwork to come in the mail.  All tasteless internet jokes/pubes will be gratefully received. Cthulhu Pony 120 Menlo Way Apt. 36 Chico, CA 95926
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 04:19 |
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Gun 292 E. 15th Ave. Apt. 2E Columbus, Ohio 43201 Try not to send me anything too illegal(or any bodily fluids) and I'll try my best to send out a bunch too! Hopefully you'll keep everything that might raise eyes on the inside as my roommate loves getting the mail before me. I've never signed up for a swap before so I'm looking forward to this! And yes, that my real name.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 06:44 |
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YES. I'm in like Flynn! Miniature Moose 100 S. 3rd Street Pawnee, IL 62558 USA No NSFW or other nasty things please, since I'm living at home with my parents and intend on hanging up whatever I get on my walls.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 07:54 |
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I Choo Choo Choose You Internet! *No bio-hazards... Cone of Tragedy 1509 Stanley Ave Unit 203 Long Beach, CA 90804
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 08:06 |
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I would love to join in again and would be thrilled to receive any Valentine’s/Birthday (they are one and the same for me) cards/post cards from lovely goons. If anyone wants to send me something (ideally non icky/illegal)- Meg W/Hemlock Flat 5 2 North Place Cheltenham GL50 4DW ENGLAND I’ve had some wonderful ones in the past- I think I was a bit late with some of my thanks/replying last year but hopefully I got to everyone in the end? Let me know if I didn’t with you. I’m going to be sending out a big batch along with replies for all the wonderful Christmas mail I received! XeeD posted:I'll jump in to send out a dozen or so boxes of homemade marshmallow hearts again this year. If it was you who sent me the wonderful raspberry (I think? Or cherry?) marshmallows they were amazing. I did eventually get round to posting in the thread but in case you didn’t see it- thank you so much! Is there anything British you’d like that I could send you? Chupe Raho Aurat posted:Golly whoosh! i love these things. Ill be sending to goons, but can goons send to my daughters? i have twins aged 6 who love getting mail, unfortunately most of what they get is from the Goverment. kittentits posted:I'm co-operating with my nieces of 11 and 13 for the mail exchanges. We sent out a load of Christmas cards (and are currently replying to them, sorry about the delay Christmas goons!), and would love for some extra attention around Valentine's! It's not a holiday that's widely acknowledged in Norway, but I'm sure they'll love to be able to brag to their aunt's creepy internet friends sent them. Hey hey- can I ask what their favourite(/liked) animals are? -That goes for anyone else potentially interested in animal themed stuff- what are your favourite creatures?
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 08:29 |
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Yeah! I usually do cross stitch things, so I don't get to send out a ton but I enjoy it. Some of you may get maple sugar candy or something since I have a baby and not as much time this year. Anne 37 Ring Road Chichester, NH 03258 P.S Valentine's day is my dog's birthday so please feel free to send her a card instead (Sydney). rangergirl fucked around with this message at Jan 22, 2013 around 01:27 |
| # ? Jan 18, 2013 15:13 |
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Hi guys, I've been absent from the forums for the longest time, but I could really use some goony valentines as this will be my first year being single for years! My address is Miss Mckay 13 Glenhuntly Road Port Glasgow PA14 5QB I would love to not get anything dodgy in the post! Nothing NMS or NSFW would be awesome. Every time I've took part in one of these before it's been great. I need some goonlove
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 15:14 |
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Edit.
kafkasgoldfish fucked around with this message at Feb 4, 2013 around 20:27 |
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Double post. Sorry.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:58 |
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I'll join in. Will send a few out and hopefully get a few :p Miker525 555 Residential Drive Box 843 Utica, New York, 13502 Pretty much anything you want to include is acceptable. I appreciate good goon nsfw-ness
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 19:42 |
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Hemlock posted:
Ha. Yeah, that was me. Glad you liked them, I wasn't sure if they made it there or not. I think they were a generic mixed berry flavour with dark chocolate drizzlings. Pretty much the same as I'll be making this time around. As for anything British, I dunno, maybe some type of candy that only exists there? I like candy.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 20:24 |
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My day was made by getting a card from Colby Jack! I'm not sure if it's customary to post pics of it or not, but I'm running out the door either way and wanted to post really quick Thank you Colby Jack!
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| # ? Jan 19, 2013 18:36 |
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Hemlock posted:Hey hey- can I ask what their favourite(/liked) animals are? Murlocs or failing that dinosaurs!
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| # ? May 23, 2013 07:31 |
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I'm also in the other thread as well, but getting more mail is always nice! Naomi D 556 Woodtick Road Wolcott CT 06716
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