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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Go on daaaahhhhling...




The Dallas Observer posted:

Earlier this week, Glenn Beck announced that he was reinventing The Blaze, his online media property, as a global libertarian news network, complete with three foreign bureaus, a nightly news magazine, and, no doubt, lots of Beck himself.

Last night, he announced the next stage of his full-bodied embrace of libertarianism, which seems to be a massive commune inspired by "Galt's Gulch," Ayn Rand's utopian community in Atlas Shrugged.

You can watch Beck's 20-minute rant about the community, which he's dubbed Independence, USA, or you can turn to Right Wing Watch, which reports:

On his program last night, Beck revealed that his intention to "go Galt" is quite literal, unveiling grandiose plans to create an entirely self-sustaining community called Independence Park that will provide its own food and energy, produce television and film content, host research and development, serve as a marketplace for products and ideas, while also housing a theme park and serving as a residential community.

At the center -- in the middle of the lake that is itself larger than all of Disney Land - Beck (with the help of David Barton) will create a massive "national archive"/learning center where people can send their children to be "deprogrammed" and elected officials can come to learn "the truth."

The Blaze painted a more sympathetic portrait:

Galt railed against the collectivist system and believed that only through freedom could people tap into their divine potential to become creators of their own: leaders, businessmen, artists, and so on. The community that was created in this spirit was called "Galt's Gulch," and it is that very ideal Beck strives to emulate in his own enterprises. In fact, that's why he moved to Texas.

Drawing on this free market, limited-government model, Beck said he aspires to build an actual community based on just that. While the price tag of building an actual city-slash-theme park is steep at an estimated $2 billion, Beck said he feels compelled to move forward with his ultimate plan "once piece at a time." Having toured "three possible sites in three different states" and having spoken to two governors already, Beck is serious in his goals.

Beck doesn't specify where in Texas this community will be, whether it will be based near his Westlake home, or his Las Colinas studio, or on some of that farmland he bought. He also doesn't say if or how the community would deal with state and federal law. We're sure Beck will come up with those answers. Anyways, it's best not to think too hard about it.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unf...ing_a_2_bil.php

Right Wing Watch has the full amazing video:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conte...cks-galts-gulch

That's right, if all goes to plan you will be able to move into Independence U.S.A., a fully , master planned sustainable libertarian city centered around an education center where noted insane person David Barton can teach you the real history of the U.S. and free market principles and rules will ban The Gap. Also there will be no wind power because gently caress you wind.

In the true sense of libertarian free market principles this glorious community will function as a self-sustaining commune people will come to learn the truth as they work together to bring Ayn Rand's vision to reality for the low price of 2 billion dollars. I can't wait to see the HOA plans.


Edit: A treasury of tales from Glennbeckistan:


Three Olives fucked around with this message at Jan 20, 2013 around 19:48

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Flight is a scientific impossibility.


I hope he does it. I hope he builds it, and people move in. And I hope I live long enough to see them tear themselves apart.

Hate-O-Tron
Apr 1, 2007


I can't wait. This is going to fail so horribly. I just hope there are webcams to watch the shithole burn and collapse into a loving free market wasteland.

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


Three Olives posted:

sustainable libertarian city

I really hope they use solar power or some other renewable energy source. There would not be an big enough.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Go on daaaahhhhling...


Wildlife Analysis posted:

I really hope they use solar power or some other renewable energy source. There would not be an big enough.

It's supposed to be self-sustaining. Except no wind power, emphatically no wind power, he makes that clear in the video.

Geomancing
Jan 8, 2004

I am not an egghead. I am well-read.


How long till the first Wal-Mart goes up? Free market, after all, and all those deluded people won't want to pay full price on anything they're used to getting cheaply.

bus stop
Jul 18, 2012
nah

So how long until this turns into the Jonestown of libertarianism. I assume as soon as they all see this isn't going to work it's going to go to hell.

vickser
Dec 27, 2012


It's been so obvious that Glenn Beck has slowly been transitioning to a L. Ron Hubbard/David Koresh kind of religious cult leader. He wants more money and he's crazy.

I have a feeling this place would turn out kind of like this

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


Three Olives posted:

Except no wind power, emphatically no wind power, he makes that clear in the video.

I assume Donald Trump is part of the planning committee.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Hate-O-Tron posted:

I can't wait. This is going to fail so horribly. I just hope there are webcams to watch the shithole burn and collapse into a loving free market wasteland.

Im hoping more for a Jim Jones/Jonestown mass suicide.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Go on daaaahhhhling...


Geomancing posted:

How long till the first Wal-Mart goes up? Free market, after all, and all those deluded people won't want to pay full price on anything they're used to getting cheaply.

No, this is for entrepreneurs only where 9 year olds will become apprentices and start their own businesses. There will be no Gap, free market and libertarian principles will rule supreme so gently caress you Gap, you are not welcome here.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010


Somebody should tell him about this.

http://freestateproject.org/libertyforum

quote:

The Free State Project is an agreement among 20,000 pro-liberty activists to move to New Hampshire, where they will exert the fullest practical effort toward the creation of a society in which the maximum role of government is the protection of life, liberty, and property.

FakeBlood
Oct 23, 2008

Let us shout shoulder-straps with the ö!
ÖXÖLKLÖFFÖR!


It's going to be a self-sustaining disaster. Like, its failure will propel its further failures.

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009


This will be fantastic and I hope someone films it all. GLENN BECK HAT IMMER RECHT!

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Flight is a scientific impossibility.


Wildlife Analysis posted:

I assume Donald Trump is part of the planning committee.

Donald Trump is against wind power because American Wind Energy Association keeps trying to build a wind farm in his mouth, and he's getting pretty tired of it.

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


^^^
heh

Lolie posted:

Somebody should tell him about this.

http://freestateproject.org/libertyforum

Libertarians are trying to ruin an entire state? This seems a bit more sinister than a commune.

vickser
Dec 27, 2012


Being cynical, I can just imagine that they get there and immediately have to figure out who is going to run poo poo and who is going to do the manual labor and after a few weeks of this clash slowly but surely a small collectivist faction will rise in the community and after a month or two even Glen Beck will be singing the Internationale.

Canadian Surf Club
Feb 15, 2008


This is the ideal manifestation of right-wing hysteria.

"We can only be free if we are contained."

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012


So it's one of those terrible "libertarian communities" except being built by someone who actually has money? I can't wait for it to hilariously collapse.

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006



People said it was impossible to build Rapture Independence Park in the middle of a lake. I said it was impossible to build it anywhere else.

-Andrew Ryan Glenn Beck

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

So don't. Stay here with me.

quote:

Independence, USA

That is loving amazing.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Go on daaaahhhhling...


Canadian Surf Club posted:

This is the ideal manifestation of right-wing hysteria.

"We can only be free if we are contained."

To support free market and libertarian ideals Independence U.S.A. is highly master planned with strict zoning.

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?


Oh God yes. The fever dreams of all the posters in the sea steading thread are all about to come true.

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006



What the gently caress is up with Libertarians and anti-wind power I will never understand, especially because most wind-farms in the US are privately owned on farms and whatnot.

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009


Not to be a jerk, but I think "Beckistan" has a nicer ring to it and sounds more plausibly real than "Glennbeckistan." Uzbekistan, basically, but with less Uz.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

Mew Mew Mew Mew
Mew Mew Mew


The only increased freedom there will be freedom from interacting with anyone who might disagree with them.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



Who's going to sweep the floors and clean the toilets in this conclave of randian supermen?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005



How can they have true libertarian freedom under the tyranny of the federal government? Think he should start work on an artificial island somewhere in the pacific.

Sears Poncho
Oct 8, 2011


Torka posted:

Who's going to sweep the floors and clean the toilets in this conclave of randian supermen?

I bet it's not white people.

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


Torka posted:

Who's going to sweep the floors and clean the toilets in this conclave of randian supermen?

Due to their massive collective brain power, they will invent robots to perform all labor in the commune. Either that, or find some poor, self-hating libertarians to do it for them.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Go on daaaahhhhling...


Torka posted:

Who's going to sweep the floors and clean the toilets in this conclave of randian supermen?

The children of course, instead of all that Ivy League learning children will have the freedom to take on apprenticeships at the age of 8 where they can learn important real life skills in the designated free market libertarian business zone.

NoneSuch
Jun 5, 2010

oh not this time.
your act of being the
goodguy is over


Omnicarus posted:

People said it was impossible to build Rapture Independence Park in the middle of a lake. I said it was impossible to build it anywhere else.

-Andrew Ryan Glenn Beck

It really does sound like a potential storyline for Bioshock 3.

edit - Woops, I meant Bioshock 4 even. I always forget there was a Bioshock 2.

NoneSuch fucked around with this message at Jan 11, 2013 around 21:47

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007


babies havin rabies posted:

What the gently caress is up with Libertarians and anti-wind power I will never understand, especially because most wind-farms in the US are privately owned on farms and whatnot.

Hatred of anything related to environmentalism, I suppose.

Ursine Asylum
Jul 10, 2012

Did I...did I miss anything important?

Yes.


Omnicarus posted:

People said it was impossible to build Rapture Independence Park in the middle of a lake. I said it was impossible to build it anywhere else.

-Andrew Ryan Glenn Beck

This would be fantastic.

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

"DANCE. Like it's nobody's business."

Also, you suck dicks or something


I keep hearing about these lately. NPR just did a story about another one that they wanted to build as an artificial island.

Here it is: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/...toryId=90664406
Peter Theil the Paypal guy is building it.

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


Nucleic Acids posted:

Hatred of anything related to environmentalism, I suppose.

Would this not require them to hate all renewable energy, though? At least, this is what was so ironic (to me) about a self-sustaining Libertarian community. Libertarianism is pretty much based around doing whatever the hell you want, so it would no doubt lead to utter environmental destruction and wanton waste of resources.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012


I'm sure that a closed economy will sustain itself indefinitely, especially when you can only buy and sell to a select group of people who are only buying and selling to you.

Three Olives posted:

No, this is for entrepreneurs only where 9 year olds will become apprentices and start their own businesses. There will be no Gap, free market and libertarian principles will rule supreme so gently caress you Gap, you are not welcome here.

What does he have against the Gap? Daft Punk did a cool ad for them years ago!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Go on daaaahhhhling...


Nucleic Acids posted:

Hatred of anything related to environmentalism, I suppose.

There will be no sippycups in Glennbeckistan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDuv6jJXdW0

Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



I hope they build it, people move in, then it collapses because they spent as little to build it as possible. Or forced everyone who wants to live there to help build it. I don't even loving know what this guy believes anymore. Alien Communism? CHUD Libertarianism?

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

Mew Mew Mew Mew
Mew Mew Mew


Torka posted:

Who's going to sweep the floors and clean the toilets in this conclave of randian supermen?

Someone didn't read the Probability Broach.

The answer, of course, is talking ape-men.

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