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End Of Worlds: Mar 18, 2007; hey say people are getting sick. They say they get violent.

We've done this before. Everything sucks and is horrible, so put your little buddy on the computer, let them type what they please, and show us a picture.

Abe is too light to type

# ? Jan 15, 2013 20:25

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# ? May 25, 2013 16:09

Tuff Ghost: Apr 23, 2004

You're going to get salmonella

# ? Jan 15, 2013 20:27

brylcreem: Oct 29, 2007

bh

I put my dick on it

# ? Jan 15, 2013 20:45

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME: Oct 9, 2012; If you see me posting in the trans megathread, report me so I can be banned! Thank you!

love, the management

brylcreem posted:

bh

I put my dick on it

Well it's certainly a little buddy alright

# ? Jan 15, 2013 20:51

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!

His name was Buddy. gently caress you, OP.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 20:54

The Ape of Naples: Jul 24, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

His name was Buddy. gently caress you, OP.

Why is it locked? Are you worried about an escape?

And condolences.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 20:58

funky not a junkie: Aug 5, 2011

djsaNIGghGerS

# ? Jan 15, 2013 21:03

LISTEN TO KYUSS: Nov 22, 2011

Wow, your dog is a racist.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 21:05

MinionOfCthulhu: Oct 28, 2005; I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.

funky not a junkie posted:

djsaNIGghGerS

Is your dog the one from the movie White Dog?

# ? Jan 15, 2013 21:05

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!

The Ape of Naples posted:

Why is it locked? Are you worried about an escape?

And condolences.

It came locked, so I'm not sure. Just ashes in there. Only worried about it getting confused with the Ovaltine.

# ? Jan 15, 2013 21:07

Sashiva: Mar 27, 2007; Down in Flames...

funky not a junkie posted:

djsaNIGghGerS

Your dog is far cooler than I will ever be

# ? Jan 15, 2013 22:24

Hot Sauce Batman: Oct 8, 2011

HELLO THIS IS A CAT

# ? Jan 15, 2013 22:37

root beer: Nov 6, 2007; yup

y'can't be serious

To contribute:

(switched tabs, started typing in address bar somehow)zvdui5kltfo69333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

I had to push her off the 3 key on the numpad when she decided to do this instead:

# ? Jan 15, 2013 22:39

MustelaFuro: May 6, 2007; Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.

Oh hey, I was surprised to see this. These were traditionally my threads, but it's okay you can share too. Let's see if I can get Jack to type something.

Nope, I can't even find him. He'll contribute later.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 00:40

Joe Don Baker: Jun 20, 2004; LET'S GO, THE BUCS BITCH

rear end in a top hat loves to sit on my keyboard and refuse to move.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 01:36

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; Four phases.

One-two-three-fucking-four phases.

Also, mods should be doing more of this custom title shit to maintain the funny. I don't mind the , but it reflects poorly on the forums.

funky not a junkie posted:

djsaNIGghGerS

That is a weird-rear end keyboard.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 01:58

Tjadeth: Sep 16, 2012

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''..........................................,

I don't think he understands this game.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 05:05

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012; SKELETONS.GOV

Sally making shitposts in GBS again

She didn't type anything, she just mashed the enter key for a while.

GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at Jan 16, 2013 around 05:24

# ? Jan 16, 2013 05:15

WhiskeyPete: Jan 9, 2013

Mini-horse imported from South Africa. if you are interested in purchasing, PM me.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 06:26

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; a sense of growing unease...

help i am a bug

# ? Jan 16, 2013 07:16

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012; SKELETONS.GOV

Inevitable posted:

help i am a bug

that happened to my friend, his family shunned him and his dad threw an apple at him and he died later, i think it was a metaphor

anyway good luck don't be a bug too long because you might die

# ? Jan 16, 2013 07:32

Cola Brown: Jul 5, 2006; christian kleptomaniacs will steal anything that isn't nailed down

Arthur Mitchell is a typical goon you know

# ? Jan 16, 2013 07:37

Squish: Nov 22, 2007; I LIVE UNRELENTINGLY UP MY OWN ASS

^ Imgur.jpg

# ? Jan 16, 2013 08:12

Leospeare: Jun 27, 2003; I lack the ability to think of a creative title.

Oh, great loving idea for a thread. Now my keyboard's all wet and my fish is pissed.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 08:21

ManlyWeevil: Feb 9, 2010; But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

The End.

So, unfortunately Sir Hedgie Pricklebutt of Hoggington the Third, Spine of Norman and Hand of the King is too light to actually press any keys to type his message to the world:

On the other hand, his buddy Bourbon is a little bit dense to actually figure out the keyboard, but with some creative positioning of the laptop and some scratches, was able to get this little gem transcribed: "hu TB Tjm zjk bg". I'm actually pretty sure this is close to what was going on in his head at the time:

# ? Jan 16, 2013 08:25

MancXVI: Feb 14, 2002; BEEP BOOP FATTY

# ? Jan 16, 2013 08:58

Miyamotos RGB NES: Dec 31, 2000

He gets terrified when I pick him up for some reason so I had to lead him to the computer instead. I used the Youtube thread here to do so:

(USER BANNED FOR ACCOUNT SHARING)

Miyamotos RGB NES fucked around with this message at Jan 16, 2013 around 20:30

# ? Jan 16, 2013 10:03

goattrails: Nov 27, 2009; Ride the frog, baby!

"get out"

# ? Jan 16, 2013 10:07

almightyerin: Apr 16, 2007; runny nose

Wake up your dogs was her last thread

# ? Jan 16, 2013 14:36

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

This is cat:

eesdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Then she laid down on my chest and started poking me in the face with her paw.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 14:47

MinionOfCthulhu: Oct 28, 2005; I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.

ManlyWeevil posted:

So, unfortunately Sir Hedgie Pricklebutt of Hoggington the Third, Spine of Norman and Hand of the King is too light to actually press any keys to type his message to the world:

On the other hand, his buddy Bourbon is a little bit dense to actually figure out the keyboard, but with some creative positioning of the laptop and some scratches, was able to get this little gem transcribed: "hu TB Tjm zjk bg". I'm actually pretty sure this is close to what was going on in his head at the time:

Is that a TARDIS sleeve tattoo?

# ? Jan 16, 2013 15:03

acmpsu21: May 31, 2011

Sparky, it's KEYBOARD, not KEYTAR!

Sparky?

Are you on acid?

# ? Jan 16, 2013 15:12

Devyl: Mar 27, 2005; The people like "DAMN, that's a cold-ass honkey"

Thanks for making my pet feel like crap, OP. My python has no hands to type with

Devyl fucked around with this message at Jan 16, 2013 around 15:40

# ? Jan 16, 2013 15:29

Taliaquin: Dec 13, 2009; What does Oracle do on her day off?

End Of Worlds posted:

We've done this before. Everything sucks and is horrible, so put your little buddy on the computer, let them type what they please, and show us a picture.

Abe is too light to type

Don't worry. Abe will get enormous someday, and if your keyboard is warm, he'll want to park his fat, shelled rear end on it and he will type you all sorts of messages.

That's what my RESs do, anyway.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 15:33

Velvet Sparrow: May 15, 2006; 'Hope' is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune, without the words, and never stops--at all.

Sugar was not amused, she thought it was too damned early for such nonsense and refused to type anything. And only partly because her head is so ridiculously fluffy she has trouble seeing.

No. Certainly NOT amused.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 16:50

InstantInfidel: Jan 8, 2010; BEST I EVER SPENT

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

that happened to my friend, his family shunned him and his dad threw an apple at him and he died later, i think it was a metaphor

anyway good luck don't be a bug too long because you might die

Kafka is a sick bastard.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 16:59

ManlyWeevil: Feb 9, 2010; But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

The End.

MinionOfCthulhu posted:

Is that a TARDIS sleeve tattoo?

Nah, just my forearm.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 19:42

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Well done, Hopkins!

funky not a junkie posted:

djsaNIGghGerS

The most deal with it dog ever.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 20:56

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; the moast poast on the west coast

Shortbus posted:

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I have no idea how she knows the BBcode for underlining.

# ? Jan 16, 2013 21:19

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# ? May 25, 2013 16:09

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

Velvet Sparrow posted:

Sugar was not amused, she thought it was too damned early for such nonsense and refused to type anything. And only partly because her head is so ridiculously fluffy she has trouble seeing.

No. Certainly NOT amused.

Is this a chicken?

Prof. Catface Meowmers does a lot of typing.

quote:

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# ? Jan 16, 2013 21:19

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