Search Amazon.com:
Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«19 »
  • Post
  • Reply
Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008


Alehkhs posted:

Or having one want to play games with your super-expensive ROV...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWNP4Nb9WfM

Aww, he just wants to say hi to the camera.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Slippery Nipple
Mar 27, 2010


Jut posted:

Marine Biology graduate here...I'll try answer stuff when I have the time

For now though here's some squid related dissection goodness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjHEc-VbPAk
Check out those tentacles.

I love this show, so loving awesome.

Hes the Great White and part of the Sperm whale episodes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNOaX7lnOu8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKFqI_ymAPI

The Slippery Nipple fucked around with this message at Jan 20, 2013 around 03:35

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

Four phases.

One-two-three-fucking-four phases.

Also, mods should be doing more of this custom title shit to maintain the funny. I don't mind the , but it reflects poorly on the forums.

Alehkhs posted:

Or having one want to play games with your super-expensive ROV...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWNP4Nb9WfM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P__-YVYdNmE

Here's one where they're over 9000 feet underwater and a shark swims into the frame. (It's a sleeper shark.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zyoLBU4SX8

For the marine biologist here - this was billed as a "Possible Megalodon" - it looks to me like this is just another sleeper shark, and the film doesn't give a really good size reference.

That's something I really noticed on those oil rig videos - it was really hard to grasp the size of the underwater structures until the whale came into frame. I thought "man, that stuff's a lot larger/longer than the video looked like."

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at Jan 20, 2013 around 03:04

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006


WendigoJohnson posted:

Seriously whales popping out of freaking nowhere is a fear of mine.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quwebVjAEJA

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



The Slippery Nipple posted:

I love this show, so loving awesome.

Hes the Great White and some of the Sperm whale episodes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNOaX7lnOu8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKFqI_ymAPI

Charlie Brooker liked it too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKbeGOV5USs

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012


WendigoJohnson posted:

Yeah me too. I got the same feeling when doing the Deep Sea areas of Endless Ocean(especialy the arctic levels with the orcas). Seriously whales popping out of freaking nowhere is a fear of mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3slSUSr-iI
The entire game is literally that.

I love those two games, but I get that feeling too. Also, I never did find that guy in the video. Looks like I know how I'm spending tomorrow!

Fighting Falken
Aug 13, 2012


Alehkhs posted:

Or having one want to play games with your super-expensive ROV...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWNP4Nb9WfM

Poor guy, it must have thought it found a squid.

I can get why some people would find videos like this unnerving, but I think it's neat seeing things like this. The giant 'monster' just wanted to see what was up, nothing too bad besides being surprised, right?

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

FORUMS SENIOR CITIZEN Ask me about:
joining the AARP; Social Security; prostate exams; why rock music is too loud; wearing orthopedic shoes and prescription pant

Gormless Gormster posted:

Am I a monster if my first reaction to a majestic and extremely rare creature is hunger?



A calamari ring that you can used as a Hula Hoop!

Captain Backslap
Nov 9, 2006


The impression I always get from that sperm whale vid is that he was so busy staring at the blinding bright light he just sort of runs head first into the other thing. Just like humans do when they aren't watching where they're walking.

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets


Fighting Falken posted:

I can get why some people would find videos like this unnerving, but I think it's neat seeing things like this. The giant 'monster' just wanted to see what was up, nothing too bad besides being surprised, right?


Yeah, I don't think it was anything malicious, and I'm personally not frightened or creeped-out by the ocean, but I'm sure someone in the ROV control room had an "oh shiiit..." moment when the whale almost caught the cable with his tale.

I would love to see a sleeping pod of sperm whales some day. They sleep vertically and bob slowly in the water to breathe:



Alehkhs fucked around with this message at Jan 20, 2013 around 05:37

escape artist
Sep 24, 2005

Slow train coming

WendigoJohnson posted:

Yeah me too. I got the same feeling when doing the Deep Sea areas of Endless Ocean(especialy the arctic levels with the orcas). Seriously whales popping out of freaking nowhere is a fear of mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3slSUSr-iI
The entire game is literally that.

I always wanted to play that game, but don't have a console. So instead, I watched a lot of the stuff on Youtube. I'll be perfectly honest-- I had to get drunk to watch a lot of it.

Fighting Falken posted:



I can get why some people would find videos like this unnerving, but I think it's neat seeing things like this. The giant 'monster' just wanted to see what was up, nothing too bad besides being surprised, right?

Well, phobias are just that-- irrational. I mean, I'm afraid of whales and large fishes that feed off on plankton. I'm as afraid of whales as I am of sharks. Whale sharks, basking sharks, or giant great whites. Carnivorous whales like the orca or the sperm whale, or not... All terrifying to me.

My dad once faced down a barracuda, which was between him and the land, and he was terrified. But watching a barracuda video doesn't scare me. It has little to do with the likelihood of being killed by said creature, and everything to do with being dwarfed by that creature.

Alehkhs posted:

Yeah, I don't think it was anything malicious, and I'm personally not frightened or creeped-out by the ocean, but I'm sure someone in the ROV control room had an "oh shiiit..." moment when the whale almost caught the cable with his tale.

I would love to see a sleeping pod of sperm whales some day. They sleep vertically and bob slowly in the water to breathe:





Ahab's fantasy.

escape artist fucked around with this message at Jan 20, 2013 around 06:28

Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



Alehkhs posted:

Yeah, I don't think it was anything malicious, and I'm personally not frightened or creeped-out by the ocean, but I'm sure someone in the ROV control room had an "oh shiiit..." moment when the whale almost caught the cable with his tale.

I would love to see a sleeping pod of sperm whales some day. They sleep vertically and bob slowly in the water to breathe:





I had no idea they did that. That is incredible, I'd love to see that as well.

Jut
May 15, 2005

Great Leader shall defeat all the untrained and pathetic rebel infidels! See how he rolls his eyes at their impudence! With his might as a prophet of God, we shall let the desert stain red with the blood of these lowly dogs! For every one of us killed by NATO, we shall kill 100 with our sleepers!


Three-Phase posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P__-YVYdNmE

Here's one where they're over 9000 feet underwater and a shark swims into the frame. (It's a sleeper shark.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zyoLBU4SX8

For the marine biologist here - this was billed as a "Possible Megalodon" - it looks to me like this is just another sleeper shark, and the film doesn't give a really good size reference.

That's something I really noticed on those oil rig videos - it was really hard to grasp the size of the underwater structures until the whale came into frame. I thought "man, that stuff's a lot larger/longer than the video looked like."

Yes that was a sleeper shark in the 'Megalodon' video. The same video has been used elsewhere as a sleeper.

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005



Bash Ironfist posted:

I had no idea they did that. That is incredible, I'd love to see that as well.

I had no idea.

This reminded me how excited David Attenborough was during one documentary about marine life: I remember him gleefully bobbing around in a small rubber dinghy while a young sperm whale released burst after burst of semen into the water whilst rubbing against a mature female, forming a slick of sperm whale sperm on the surface.

Spermy sperm sperm.

Can I restate my question about how much edible material is in the silt on the sea floor. If massive filter feeding whales can survive on nothing but plankton then I want want to know how much of that material makes it down to the deep ocean floor and how much is gobbled up on the way down.

Seriously, has anyone done a biomass sample within a verticle column of water or some such?

Extra Smooth Balls
Apr 13, 2005



Alehkhs posted:

Yeah, I don't think it was anything malicious, and I'm personally not frightened or creeped-out by the ocean, but I'm sure someone in the ROV control room had an "oh shiiit..." moment when the whale almost caught the cable with his tale.

I would love to see a sleeping pod of sperm whales some day. They sleep vertically and bob slowly in the water to breathe:





For such huge hardcore killing machines, sperm whales are oddly adorable.
I've been sharing a lot of the more interesting bits of this thread with my kid, although not the byford dolphin accident.

The Stygian
Feb 7, 2007

Exeggutor?

DropsySufferer posted:

Humans could never be outside with the abyssal animals anyway because pressure and temperature would be instant death.

It would need to be either really loving hot or really loving cold for temperature to play a part in causing 'instant death'. I don't actually think the deep ocean is either of those things.

Extra Smooth Balls
Apr 13, 2005



The Stygian posted:

It would need to be either really loving hot or really loving cold for temperature to play a part in causing 'instant death'. I don't actually think the deep ocean is either of those things.

Isn't it around −4°C down there? Cold water can kill you fairly quickly, although it's certainly not instant.

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets


The Stygian posted:

It would need to be either really loving hot or really loving cold for temperature to play a part in causing 'instant death'. I don't actually think the deep ocean is either of those things.

Extra Smooth Balls posted:

Isn't it around −4°C down there?

Well, I know that one of the hazards of minisubs like Alvin when near hydrothermal vents is that they need to be careful not to drift/stray into the streams of ~400°C water, because the portholes would begin to melt from the heat - at which point pressure would take over.

Immediately outside the super-heated streams of water however, temperatures quickly drop to around 3°C (this varies slightly with latitude).


So keep that temperature range in mind when you see footage of animals near the vents. The shrimp in this video, for instance, need to remain in a temperate margin near the vent's stream to feed upon the chemoautotrophic bacteria found there, but not too close lest they themselves get cooked. Near the end of the clip, you can actually see that some shrimp are close enough to "surf" the edge of the stream.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcbFCo3xH14

Alehkhs fucked around with this message at Jan 20, 2013 around 16:02

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.


Extra Smooth Balls posted:

For such huge hardcore killing machines, sperm whales are oddly adorable.
I've been sharing a lot of the more interesting bits of this thread with my kid, although not the byford dolphin accident.

As hardcore as they are, they (like anything else in the ocean) still occasionally fall prey to Orca -

quote:

A group of scientists from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has witnessed a rare attack that confirmed why killer whales were long ago given their name.

Last month, researchers on the ship David Starr Jordan saw a group of nine adult sperm whales brutally attacked by a pod of about 25 killer whales 60 miles off the central California coast, the National Marine Fisheries Service reported on Thursday.

During the five-hour attack, one adult sperm whale was killed and eaten while several others were bloodied, officials said.

''Never, in eight years of sea duty, have I seen anything like this,'' Lieut. Comdr. Tim Clancy said.

http://www.nytimes.com/1997/11/09/u...erm-whales.html


There have also been acts of vigilantism against these notorious killers. Here is a story about Humpback whales trying to save a Gray whale calf and it's mother from an Orca attack (not fully successful) - http://digitaljournal.com/article/324348

quote:

The mother gray whale struggled valiantly to save her calf, lifting it out of the water to breathe, but she was no match for the coordinated attack as the orcas repeatedly grabbed the fatigued calf and flipped it upside down to prevent it from breathing. During the half hour that the first group of whale watchers observed the contest for survival, the two humpbacks splashed, 'trumpeted', and moved in as close as a body length from the grey whale mother and her calf.

At this point, whale researchers Alisa Schulman-Janiger and Nancy Black arrived on the scene in Monterey Bay Whale Watch boat Pt. Sur Clipper, and continued to observe the unusual encounter for nearly seven hours. Shortly after their arrival the baby whale was killed, and the mother took temporary refuge by their boat before heading towards shore.

Schulman-Janiger told Digital Journal that first two, then three more humpbacks joined the original pair, and the seven humpbacks "repeatedly followed the orcas, trumpet blowing, tail slashing, rolling, and head raising. They kept returning to the area of the carcass where the orcas were ripping into the blubber of the dead calf".

http://digitaljournal.com/article/324348#ixzz2IX5wTzxy


quote:

This is apparently a case of humpback whales trying to help a member of another cetacean species. This shows that they are capable of tremendous behavioral flexibility, giving even more credence to reports of cetaceans coming to the aid of human beings. They seem to have the capacity to generalize from one situation to another and from one kind of being to another. Moreover, they seem to sympathize with members of other species and have the motivation to help.

One reason may be that humpback whales, and many other cetaceans, have specialized cells in their brains called Von Economo neurons (“spindle cells”) and these are shared with humans, great apes, and elephants. The exact function of these elongated neurons is still unknown but they are found in exactly the same locations in all mammal brains for the species that have them.

What is intriguing is that these parts of the mammal brain are thought to be responsible for social organization, empathy, speech, intuition about the feelings of others, and rapid "gut" reactions. So the presence of these cells is neurological support for the idea that cetaceans are capable of empathy and higher-order thinking and feeling.

In either case these whales are apparently demonstrating a high level of sensitivity and concern (morality, if you will) that is laudable in any species.

Maybe your kid will like an edited-for-content version of that.

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 29, 2007

pensive


What enables sperm whales to dive so deep and stave off the incredible pressure? Creatures that live at the bottom their whole lives or have insubstantial bodies without sinuses and significant crushable bits of their bodies are one thing, but mammals have all kinds of cavities and voids in them compared to a jellyfish or other invertebrate.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Ambrose Burnside posted:

What enables sperm whales to dive so deep and stave off the incredible pressure? Creatures that live at the bottom their whole lives or have insubstantial bodies without sinuses and significant crushable bits of their bodies are one thing, but mammals have all kinds of cavities and voids in them compared to a jellyfish or other invertebrate.

They have lots of unique adaptations such as a flexible ribcage that allows the lungs to safely shrink due to the massive pressure.

Private Eye
Jul 12, 2010

Don't be so bloody gay, Cambo

Ambrose Burnside posted:

What enables sperm whales to dive so deep and stave off the incredible pressure? Creatures that live at the bottom their whole lives or have insubstantial bodies without sinuses and significant crushable bits of their bodies are one thing, but mammals have all kinds of cavities and voids in them compared to a jellyfish or other invertebrate.

They aren't unaffected by the constant dives to deeper depths - their bones are pitted and and eroded over their lives as they still suffer from the bends: http://www.nature.com/news/2004/041...s041220-13.html

I'm a marine biology student based at the NOC in Southampton, where in the foyer we have the hilariously flamboyant figurehead from the challenger expeditions. Makes me laugh everytime I walk past it- http://www.challenger-society.org.uk/node/1272

Just finished a deep sea module (had the exam last thursday), and it's no doubt one of the most interesting aspects of marine biology.

Private Eye
Jul 12, 2010

Don't be so bloody gay, Cambo

Alehkhs posted:

Well, I know that one of the hazards of minisubs like Alvin when near hydrothermal vents is that they need to be careful not to drift/stray into the streams of ~400°C water, because the portholes would begin to melt from the heat - at which point pressure would take over.

Immediately outside the super-heated streams of water however, temperatures quickly drop to around 3°C (this varies slightly with latitude).


So keep that temperature range in mind when you see footage of animals near the vents. The shrimp in this video, for instance, need to remain in a temperate margin near the vent's stream to feed upon the chemoautotrophic bacteria found there, but not too close lest they themselves get cooked. Near the end of the clip, you can actually see that some shrimp are close enough to "surf" the edge of the stream.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcbFCo3xH14

Hydrothermal vent shrimp are amazing. At Atlantic vent sites, shrimp like Rimicaris exoculata are able to 'see' using the ultra-low levels of radiation emitted from the vents. This means that they are able to tell the difference between the hot water which is over 350 celsius, and the cool ambient seawater around it 99.9% of the time.

http://deepseanews.com/2010/04/the-...he-vent-shrimp/

The Slippery Nipple
Mar 27, 2010


Everyone has probably seen this but death by differential pressure is always awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEY3fN4N3D8

The Slippery Nipple fucked around with this message at Jan 21, 2013 around 01:35

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

coming like judgment day
i.e. for the second time.


Ambrose Burnside posted:

What enables sperm whales to dive so deep and stave off the incredible pressure? Creatures that live at the bottom their whole lives or have insubstantial bodies without sinuses and significant crushable bits of their bodies are one thing, but mammals have all kinds of cavities and voids in them compared to a jellyfish or other invertebrate.

Like others have said, their lungs and skeletons are quite flexible in terms of pressure (you can actually see a sperm whale's skin getting more and more wrinkly as they go deeper, due to decreased volume of their bodies as their lungs/bodies get slightly squashed from the pressure.

Their circulatory systems are able to take much of the oxygen from their lungs and hold it in their retia mirabilia (literally miracle nets), which are super-complex networks of capillaries, veins, and arteries that give them a huge amount of space for oxygenated blood to go. These networks also prevent nitrogen bubbles from the bends from forming in more vital areas like the brain and heart, and help them to thermoregulate their bodies, using the least amount of energy on metabolic stuff as possible on long dives.

Many mammals have them (giraffes use them to keep the blood vessels in their heads from exploding from extreme blood pressure when lowering their heads) but sperm whales are one of the most specialized uses of them in a marine environment.

Pretty cool animals.

Another cool thing about whales, some can communicate with other whales across huge ocean basins and . They use a layer of the ocean called the SOFAR (sound fixing and ranging) channel, where the temperature and pressure allow the largest possible range for them to be heard. The pressure/temperature differentials above and below this level serve to refract the sound and carry it much farther than they would in other parts of the ocean. And since sound "likes" to travel in zones where its maximum speed is lower, it is basically channeled along for way longer than it would be normally. The whales use low frequency sounds for this type of communication, because these waves are able to travel much further than high frequencies.

We discovered this channel in the 40s, and it was obviously pretty important for submarine warfare in WWII. Whales had been using it the whole time to talk to their mates on the other side of the ocean.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

♫ The best part of waking up
Is CATFISH IN YOUR CUP! ♫


All of the whale talk made me think of the Loneliest Whale.

quote:

For decades now, scientists at the NOAA have been tracking a mysterious whale song that sounds like the ghostly howls of a drowned tuba player. The sounds have been identified as belonging to a single whale, who sings at a frequency unlike any other whale in the world.

Dubbed "52 Hertz" after the frequency range in which he typically sings, the animal has been called the loneliest whale in the world, since his love songs seem destined to go unanswered. Most other species of baleen whale, such as blue whales and humpbacks, sing at frequencies much lower, between the 15-25 Hertz range.

Not only does 52 Hertz sing at a much higher frequency, but his calls are also shorter and more frequent than those of other whales. It's as if he speaks his own language-- a language of one. Even stranger, 52 Hertz does not follow the known migration route of any extant baleen whale species. He sings alone and travels alone.

Could this individual be the last of a previously unknown species of baleen whale? That's one possibility. Whale biologists have also proposed that he could be malformed, or maybe a rare hybrid-- perhaps a blue whale and fin whale cross. Whatever the explanation, 52 Hertz is one of a kind.

There's also some evidence that he is maturing, since his voice has deepened slightly since the Navy first identified him in 1992, according to a 2004 article at the New York Times.

Although 52 Hertz's exact age is unknown, he continues to survive 20 years after his initial discovery. He was last recorded not far off the Aleutians and Kodiak Island, according to Alaska Dispatch-- which is also the closest he has come to land since first being tracked. You can view a zigzagging map of his migration routes between 1992 and 2004 here.

While whale lovers may lament the mournful tale of the loneliest whale in the world, there is some reason for hope, too. 52 Hertz seems to be healthy, in spite of his loneliness.

"The fact that this individual has been capable of existing in that harsh environment [for so many years] indicates there is nothing wrong with it," said Dr. Kate Stafford, a researcher at the National Marine Mammal Laboratory in Seattle, to the New York Times.

The whale's resilience could also be viewed as inspiration to anyone with a lonely heart. Despite 20 years of bellowing unanswered hymns into the cold echoes of the North Pacific, he sings on.

A famous Zen koan asks: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Perhaps it resonates in 52 Hertz.
http://blogs.discovery.com/animal_n...-the-world.html

You can hear NOAA's recordings of the 52 Hertz Whale here: http://www.pmel.noaa.gov/vents/acou...nds_52blue.html

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets


bonestructure posted:

All of the whale talk made me think of the Loneliest Whale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwM-nwSfInk

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008



QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Many mammals have them (giraffes use them to keep the blood vessels in their heads from exploding from extreme blood pressure when lowering their heads)

Oh my god, that's amazing and I never would have thought this would be a concern but the more you know...!

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Private Eye posted:

They aren't unaffected by the constant dives to deeper depths - their bones are pitted and and eroded over their lives as they still suffer from the bends: http://www.nature.com/news/2004/041...s041220-13.html

I'm a marine biology student based at the NOC in Southampton, where in the foyer we have the hilariously flamboyant figurehead from the challenger expeditions. Makes me laugh everytime I walk past it- http://www.challenger-society.org.uk/node/1272

Just finished a deep sea module (had the exam last thursday), and it's no doubt one of the most interesting aspects of marine biology.

Do you do a lot of work with marine engineering? Could you explain some of the factors that go into designing suits/crafts/electronics/etc. for deep-sea exploration? Most folks are well-informed of how underwater pressures limit our ability to study the ocean, but how do designers work around issues with cramped working spaces and air-quality in manned craft, or trying to delicately manipulate objects with remote setups? This thread got me into a tangent on ocean engineering, and the wikipedia writeup on the Deepsea Challenger is filled with all sorts of neat insights into how submersibles are designed, and I want more, MORE!

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?


escape artist posted:

I always wanted to play that game, but don't have a console. So instead, I watched a lot of the stuff on Youtube. I'll be perfectly honest-- I had to get drunk to watch a lot of it.
Zorak's done a completed LP of the first one and is currently doing the second, maybe try watching them?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE


Three-Phase posted:

For the marine biologist here - this was billed as a "Possible Megalodon" - it looks to me like this is just another sleeper shark, and the film doesn't give a really good size reference.
The fish that collides with it is maybe around a foot long. It's definitely a Pacific sleeper shark, which, while not Megalodon-sized, has a maximum length that's nothing to scoff at. The one in that video is around 23 feet long.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

THRESHOLD!!!



PlotDevice posted:

The main thing I took away from this is that sperm whales are loving rad as hell.

I didn't realize how loving badass they were until I saw that picture. These war organisms dive down much farther than they have any right to; into a realm which is likely very unpleasant for them, just to fight giant monsters in their own domain. In addition to that they still have to maintain enough air to get back to the surface.

escape artist
Sep 24, 2005

Slow train coming

U.T. Raptor posted:

Zorak's done a completed LP of the first one and is currently doing the second, maybe try watching them?

I've spent hours watching, mostly looking for the large creatures and those that show up in the deeper regions.


But I definitely want to see the second one. Maybe PM me a link? Or just post it here if you don't have PM's. Obliged.


edit: Also, I hope you guys don't mind my discussion about cognitive dissonance I have in regards to the ocean, loving and being terrified of it.

escape artist fucked around with this message at Jan 21, 2013 around 13:17

The Sweet Hereafter
Jan 11, 2010


Gormless Gormster posted:

Am I a monster if my first reaction to a majestic and extremely rare creature is hunger?



God bless Chris Morris and his love of spoofing bands:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tq33sEQF6Q

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

Remember the past, and that there is a future.


bonestructure posted:

All of the whale talk made me think of the Loneliest Whale.

http://blogs.discovery.com/animal_n...-the-world.html

You can hear NOAA's recordings of the 52 Hertz Whale here: http://www.pmel.noaa.gov/vents/acou...nds_52blue.html

Maybe it's not a whale

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets


GuestBob posted:

Can I restate my question about how much edible material is in the silt on the sea floor.

Not a lot? I believe most abyssal snow gets eaten before it gets to the bottom, and it seems like what manages to touch down is mostly calcareous/siliceous remains.

Wikipedia posted:


Ooze is pelagic sediment that consists of at least 30% of microscopic remains of either calcareous or siliceous planktonic debris organisms. The remainder typically consists almost entirely of clay minerals. As a result, the grain size of oozes is often bimodal with a well-defined biogenic silt- to sand-size fraction and siliciclastic clay-size fraction. Oozes can be defined by and classified according to the predominate organism that compose them. For example, there are diatom, coccolith, foraminifera, globigerina, pteropod, and radiolarian oozes. Oozes are also classified and named according their mineralogy, i.e. calcareous or siliceous oozes. Whatever their composition, all oozes accumulate extremely slowly, at no more than a few cm per millennium.

Calcareous ooze is ooze that is composed of at least 30% of the calcareous microscopic shells—also known as tests--of foraminifera, coccolithophores, and pteropods. This is the most common pelagic sediment by area, covering 48% of the world ocean's floor. This type of ooze accumulates on the ocean floor at depths above the carbonate compensation depth. It accumulates more rapidly than any other pelagic sediment type, with a rate that varies from 0.3 – 5 cm / 1000 yr.

Siliceous ooze is ooze that is composed of at least 30% of the siliceous microscopic "shells" of plankton, such as diatoms and radiolaria. Siliceous oozes often contain lessor proportions of either sponge spicules, silicoflagellates or both. This type of ooze accumulates on the ocean floor at depths below the carbonate compensation depth. Its distribution is also limited to areas with high biological productivity, such as the polar oceans, and upwelling zones near the equator. The least common type of sediment, it covers only 15% of the ocean floor. It accumulates at a slower rate than calcareous ooze: 0.2–1 cm / 1000 yr.

Red clay, also known as either "brown clay" or "pelagic clay," accumulates in the deepest and most remote areas of the ocean. It covers 38% of the ocean floor and accumulates more slowly than any other sediment type, at only 0.1-0.5 cm / 1000 yr.[1] Containing less than 30% biogenic material, it consists of sediment that remains after the dissolution of both calcareous and siliceous biogenic particles while they settled through the water column. These sediments consist of eolian quartz, clay minerals, volcanic ash, subordinate residue of siliceous microfossils, and authigenic minerals. The bulk of red clay consists of eolian dust. These pelagic sediments also contain authegenic minerals that include zeolites, limonite and manganese oxides. Accessory constituents found in red clay include meteorite dust, fish bones and teeth, whale ear bones, and manganese micro-nodules.

That said, there's definitely critters that live on the bottom and manage to survive off of the stuff.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.


Gormless Gormster posted:

Am I a monster if my first reaction to a majestic and extremely rare creature is hunger?



I don't eat squid and consider those of you that do to be disgusting goblins, but what kind of sauce is that.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

Four phases.

One-two-three-fucking-four phases.

Also, mods should be doing more of this custom title shit to maintain the funny. I don't mind the , but it reflects poorly on the forums.

Could you use that red clay to make pots and stuff?

Because a pot made from clay from the bottom of the ocean would be pretty awesome.

D is That Guy
Dec 24, 2004

Yo DJ, drop that bass

Gormless Gormster posted:

Am I a monster if my first reaction to a majestic and extremely rare creature is hunger?



There was a pretty cool story on This American Life a few weeks ago about a guy that heard that pig rectum was being sold in china as Calamari. In the end he couldn't find anything more than apocryphal evidence that it was true, so he went the scientific route and had someone fry up some of each and they did a taste test. The result was that both looked and tasted the same, and had a similar texture/consistency. So enjoy that calamari/pig rectum.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

"Let the liquor do the thinking modding."

EDIT: Double post oh god

SoundMonkey fucked around with this message at Jan 22, 2013 around 03:41

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«19 »