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dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.

rizuhbull posted:

Jews are confusing. They'll only eat "clean" meat (they're being lied to) but sucking eight day old baby penis is ok. The world is such a strange place.

G-d is just a weird, weird guy. Not going to deny it.

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010


h210679 posted:

Visit Melbourne on Australia day, head down to Grill'd and get yourself a minced emu roo burger. Actually skip Melbourne, come down any day and just shoot yourself a roo and throw it in a bun with some spinach. Horse meat also tastes pretty good. Obviously I'll eat anything

And yet you never see anyone serving koala burgers.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003


Well this made me laugh anyway

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151235461121045

zapateria
Feb 16, 2003


Xelkelvos posted:

I would honestly try pig rectum after being blanched and then sliced and fried. It apparently doesn't sound too bad after they get the fecal taste out of it.

Maybe even preferable to calamari in some cases....

http://gawker.com/5918799/woman-bit...-of-squid-sperm

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Aside from the whole "would you eat horse meat?" thing, (I wouldn't because they are work animals/pets but that's a personal choice) it's not really relevant.

Poster on the first page said it best:
"When I buy beef I want it to be made out of cow."

I wonder how prevalent this is in the USA? Americans seem to take beef/hamburgers more seriously than Europeans but you never know.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010


Here in Australia, the authorities are trying to reassure us that there's no chance of us eating a Flickaburger.

quote:

"Horse meat in NSW is predominantly processed for pet meat. Laws are in place that require all meats processed through knackeries to be stained with a bright blue dye and are prevented from entering the food supply chain. The Authority conducts routine inspections at these premises to assess compliance with staining requirements."

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fo...1#ixzz2IJjKNNmh

Unfortunately, this raises the question of why I've never seen blue pet food.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


This must be a nightmare for the companies implicated. I personally don't mind the thought of eating horse, whats the difference between horse and any other meat? My mane concern is if the product tastes good, I dont care if it has horse rear end in a top hat in it or what, I would prefer just not to know. As usual the tabloids are just trying to stirrup controversy. Lets face it though, In this unstable econonmy, there is a serious danger of these companies going under, and the rest of the country will be saddled with the debt.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Did you do somethin' with your hair?



FiftySeven posted:

This must be a nightmare for the companies implicated. I personally don't mind the thought of eating horse, whats the difference between horse and any other meat? My mane concern is if the product tastes good, I dont care if it has horse rear end in a top hat in it or what, I would prefer just not to know. As usual the tabloids are just trying to stirrup controversy. Lets face it though, In this unstable econonmy, there is a serious danger of these companies going under, and the rest of the country will be saddled with the debt.

Well done.


When I was a kid, other kids who ate Tesco Value or Dunne's own brand stuff at lunch got slagged pretty hard, I can't imagine how bad it'd be now that there is some truth behind this.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

Wizards only, fools.
Keep it tight.


concerned mom posted:

I just checked on the tesco burgers in my freezer, and they're off!

First page, but drat did I laugh at this.

I seem to remember a big hullabaloo Stateside some years back when it was discovered that there was shark meat in Long John Silver's fish. I don't really understand the conspiracy over this poo poo in the first place. Are there people that take umbrage at eating shark meat? Are those people plentiful enough that they'll hurt your bottom line? The horse meat is... a little more understandable considering the domestic bond, but I have a hard time believing you couldn't be upfront about this while not suffering a consumer revolt. People eat rat droppings and bugs all the time. At least this is meat.

Folks are kinda funny about meats. A lot of the fussiness rests in the intelligence of the animal, but then you've just talked yourself out of a lifetime of bacon.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010


Das Boo posted:

First page, but drat did I laugh at this.

I seem to remember a big hullabaloo Stateside some years back when it was discovered that there was shark meat in Long John Silver's fish. I don't really understand the conspiracy over this poo poo in the first place. Are there people that take umbrage at eating shark meat?

How odd. Shark (sold as "flake") was one of the most commonly eaten fish here in Australia when I was growing up. It got kind of a bad reputation for a while due to concerns about mercury levels but the major reason for eating it less now is over-fishing of small shark species.

Abandon All Hope
Apr 6, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Motivation to buy lean beef and lift heavy.

GargleBlaster
Mar 17, 2008

Stupid Narutard

I bought these new burgers myself recently. As much as I enjoy my Tesco Horse, I still prefer my Lidl Pony.

Also whilst they're low in fat, they're high in Shergar.

Nothing beats Tesco meatballs though. They're the dog's bollocks.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

I wish, bro.


Easy misteak to make, I always confuse cows and horses.

necroid
May 14, 2009



Horse meat is delicious and this whole taboo thing is loving retarded. I can't understand people who are terrified of eating certain animals because they're "pets" but who are perfectly ok with cows and chickens and pigs raised in abhorrent conditions. Either you consider other living beings edible or you don't.

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010

Bradypus variegatus
Schinz, 1825


GargleBlaster posted:

I bought these new burgers myself recently. As much as I enjoy my Tesco Horse, I still prefer my Lidl Pony.

Also whilst they're low in fat, they're high in Shergar.

Nothing beats Tesco meatballs though. They're the dog's bollocks.

Hi Nick Griffin.

GargleBlaster
Mar 17, 2008

Stupid Narutard

Can't tell a cow from a horse? That's udderly ridiculous.

Apparently horse DNA has now been found in some of their starters and desserts. Part of the new "Horses for Courses" range.


Edit: Those two weren't stolen, which is why they're so lame.

Gormless Gormster
Jul 28, 2012

AVE IMPERATOR!

Or something

TheJoker138 posted:

Whatever, meat is meat. Call me back when they find it contains human or something. Although to be honest, I probably wouldn't be all that concerned even then. I bet human is delicious.

Goons are probably deliciously marbled. All well fed and rounded from their sedate lives.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

The key piece of evidence..is this!!


I first read that as "cheap burglars contain like 30% horse".

loving horse thieves.

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011


Pretty disappointed by this, when the local tesco said their burgers were #1 I didn't realise they meant at Aintree.

e:

VVVV Is that the butcher whose wife went missing, or the butcher next to that creepy Barbershop? VVVVV

Crankit fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 11:37

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006


quote:

the burgers had been removed and replaced with human meat containing burgers.
All non human-containing products have been withdrawn from sale.
Is this a typo or the most misleading piece of industry jargon I have ever heard?

Also yeah, it's not so much "Ew horse that's gross" it's he implication "If that much cow as actually horse how much healthy cow was actually diseased cow?"

This why I make my own burgers with locally sourced meat from my local butcher

From meat he sells. Not from the actual butcher.

e:

quote:

"Whilst there is a plausible explanation for the presence of pig and human DNA in these products due to the fact that meat from different animals is processed in the same meat plants
This could have been phrased better.

Splicer fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 11:40

vulgey
Aug 2, 2004

Covered in blood and without any clothes. Where is my mother?


I'd love to be able to just buy any meat without this bullshit "Oh you can't eat that it has a cute face and a name!" thing. What other delicious meats am I missing out on because of that? Tesco need to take advantage of all this free advertising and actually start selling horse burgers, I know I'd buy some.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006


Crankit posted:

VVVV Is that the butcher whose wife went missing, or the butcher next to that creepy Barbershop? VVVVV
It's the butcher who gives us free beef bones for our doggie

Berious
Nov 13, 2005


OtherworldlyInvader posted:

Most people don't really care about eating horse, they care about being lied to. Trust is extremely important when you're trusting some one to make the stuff you eat. If they're lying to you about what kind of meat this is, then what else are they lying to you about? If I can't even trust they'll sell me the right species of animal how can I trust that they're following sanitation standards, properly screening animals for disease, safely processing and storing the meat, fairly weighing the product, ect.

Leaving aside beep-boop goons most people do care that's why the papers are going apeshit over the horse meat with the pig meat contamination playing a distant second fiddle. Horses are seen as companion animals in the UK & Ireland and eating them would be considered disgusting to most people like eating a delicious puppy.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Well, my one-year-old currently classifies all animals as either "horse" or "cat", maybe the meat processing plants employ toddlers to do their quality control?

Zilkin
Jan 9, 2009


What exactly is bad about horse meat? What would you like to be done with horses that come to the end of their lives? Finnish food must be true horror show for you guys since we use both horse and reindeer meat(Oh no Rudolf!).

Amstrat
Feb 16, 2011


Berious posted:

Leaving aside beep-boop goons most people do care that's why the papers are going apeshit over the horse meat with the pig meat contamination playing a distant second fiddle. Horses are seen as companion animals in the UK & Ireland and eating them would be considered disgusting to most people like eating a delicious puppy.

quote:

Even lower levels were recorded in Moordale Beef Burgers in Lidl and St Bernard Beef Burgers in Dunnes Stores.

St Bernard Beef Burgers, probably containing delicious puppy too

BrainParasite
Jan 24, 2003




Wow a lot of people are missing the point here.

1. No one knows where this horse meat came from. That means no one knows how healthy or diseased the horse was that went into it.

2. Horse meat indicates that someone is not keeping good track of what goes into the ground beef. Anything from mad cow beef to filler to floor sweepings could be in there.

If the FSAI says it's safe, I suspect that means they know what happened (somebody put horse meat in the wrong box maybe), but want to do more investigating before releasing a statement.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006


Berious posted:

Leaving aside beep-boop goons most people do care that's why the papers are going apeshit over the horse meat with the pig meat contamination playing a distant second fiddle. Horses are seen as companion animals in the UK & Ireland and eating them would be considered disgusting to most people like eating a delicious puppy.
There's also an element of "Nooo dobbin ", but I find traces of pig meat in a beef burger to be no more bizarre than those "may contain taces of nuts" labels on chocolate bars. There's a bunch of reasonable explanations as to how some pig meat got into the cow meat in the pig and cow processing plant, but there shouldn't have been a horse anywhere near those plants. This means the implications of the presence of any horse meat, nevermind that much horse meat, on the security of the food supply chain is horrifying. A story that could easily end with "A guy accidentally stuck the wrong label on a box of otherwise multi-step verified healthy ground-up animal bits" is just nowhere near the same level of news as "How the hell did that many horses end up in here in the first place?".

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

I LIVE UNRELENTINGLY UP MY OWN ASS


concerned mom posted:

I just checked on the tesco burgers in my freezer, and they're off!
I'm so hungry I could eat 29% of one of those!



Megaspel posted:

There's been an update:

They said there was no human health risk, the burgers had been removed and replaced with human meat containing burgers.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



This was an easy mistake to make, really. Cows don't look like cows on film. You have to use horses.

Probably a good thing they weren't meant to be horse burgers, else you would probably have been eating a bunch of cats taped together.

GargleBlaster
Mar 17, 2008

Stupid Narutard

Yeah it's less a case of "nuuu I dun wanna eat an animal that I've not been conditioned not to care about since birth" (though there is obviously an element of that with most people. Personally, bacon is alright, but I'll pass on eating kitten)

and more a matter of "we're trusting them to supply us with safe food. If they can't even tell the difference between a cow and a horse, how are we supposed to trust them not to get really nasty things in there"

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011
CARDIOVORAX BELIVES A POLICEMAN WHO GROPES A WOMAN SHOULD LOSE HIS JOB, AND DO A HUNDRED HOURS OF COMUNITY SERVICE UNDER THE PAIN OF GOING TO PRISON IF HE BREAKS HIS PAROLE


I'm actually curious now whether this really violates any regulations. I know that there's a poo poo-ton of ingredients and additives that you don't have to list on the packaging so long as it isn't above a certain amount. Like, you can have half a gram of bugs per pound of flour. If that's allowed, I wouldn't be surprised if traces of horse meat aren't actually a code violation.

Kaptain K
Nov 2, 2007

MANIPUL8


Horse is delicious I speak from personal experience.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006


Did you buy a burger?

IoT
Dec 21, 2006

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius


quote:

Wow a lot of people are missing the point here.

1. No one knows where this horse meat came from. That means no one knows how healthy or diseased the horse was that went into it.

2. Horse meat indicates that someone is not keeping good track of what goes into the ground beef. Anything from mad cow beef to filler to floor sweepings could be in there.

If the FSAI says it's safe, I suspect that means they know what happened (somebody put horse meat in the wrong box maybe), but want to do more investigating before releasing a statement.

^^^^^^

This.

A slightly more thorough explanation here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodandd...ealth-risk.html

quote:

Beefburgers containing horse meat could have been made from “diseased or injured animals” and be unsafe to eat, environmental health experts say.

The meat posed a health risk because it had not come from identified sources, they warned. “There is no information on how the horse meat came to be in the burgers and so there is no way of telling whether the meat is safe to eat. It could be from diseased or injured animals, for example,” said John Sleith, the head of the Society of Chief Officers of Environmental Health in Scotland.

“If it hasn’t come through the official inspection system, there is no confidence that it is completely harmless.”

...

Some veterinary medicines used with horses are also dangerous to humans, particularly those to euthanase horses humanely.

In principle, horse is a perfectly acceptable and safe source of meat. But only if you products are clearly labelled and the proper inspection are carried out.

Fake Plastic Trees
Apr 13, 2012


Rocketlex posted:

Only the good parts of the horse are expensive. These aren't the good parts.

Are we eating horse dicks?

IoT
Dec 21, 2006

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius


Cardiovorax posted:

I'm actually curious now whether this really violates any regulations. I know that there's a poo poo-ton of ingredients and additives that you don't have to list on the packaging so long as it isn't above a certain amount. Like, you can have half a gram of bugs per pound of flour. If that's allowed, I wouldn't be surprised if traces of horse meat aren't actually a code violation.

CJD (Mad cow disease), Foot and mouth, parasites, disease, vet medicine contamination, religious dietary restrictions, food labeling laws, ecoli contamination, hormone growth factors, antibiotics etc. etc.

That's why it's important to have inspection and traceability of anything entering the human food chain.

Personperson14
Oct 9, 2012

"Pussy, money and race cars. That's pretty much all I care about."

What's the point of putting horse meat in there in the first place? I'm pretty sure Horse meat would cost more.

IoT
Dec 21, 2006

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius


Personperson14 posted:

What's the point of putting horse meat in there in the first place? I'm pretty sure Horse meat would cost more.

It could be diseased / unfit carcases used to bulk out the beef or it could be price. I read somewhere that horse arses, dicks, offal and other such delicious things are 1/4 the price of equivalent beef arses, dicks and offal delicacies.

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ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004


Nenonen posted:

It's normal residue from the lubricant for the robots at the plant. Nothing to worry about.


Robots enslave humans and harvest our bodily fluids for use as lubricants. You heard it here first!

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