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White Dog Eggs
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey


Space Jam posted:

Easy misteak to make, I always confuse cows and horses.

Puts me in mind of this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2y7on8WKjY

It's a pity that so many people don't have easy access to a butcher, the meat is nicer and, suprisingly, cheaper than supermarkets.

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Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

Gloves: So as not to touch this filthy reality.


As a vegetarian I am massively unsympathetic towards people that claim to be disgusted by the presence of horse meat in their burgers. Yes there is an ethical issue around labeling, that is valid. But you happily chomp away on some mammals and get upset at eating traces of others? Bah.

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008


I don't get it. Horse meat is just another meat and eating it is normal, you even get specific horse meat products in most parts of the world. I agree it's really weird to use it without labeling though, I mean that's just a waste. Horse meat is premium meat that you can use in premium products, wasting it on microwave burgers is just really bad business.

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010


Wingless posted:

As a vegetarian I am massively unsympathetic towards people that claim to be disgusted by the presence of horse meat in their burgers. Yes there is an ethical issue around labeling, that is valid. But you happily chomp away on some mammals and get upset at eating traces of others? Bah.
My vegetarian ex girlfriend used to say exactly the same thing. Of course she looked pretty stupid when I took her argument to its logical conculsion and ate her.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007



Hra Mormo posted:

I don't get it. Horse meat is just another meat and eating it is normal, you even get specific horse meat products in most parts of the world. I agree it's really weird to use it without labeling though, I mean that's just a waste. Horse meat is premium meat that you can use in premium products, wasting it on microwave burgers is just really bad business.
If you think this is a matter of what is 'normal', there must be a lot of things you don't get.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003


Wingless posted:

As a vegetarian I am massively unsympathetic towards people that claim to be disgusted by the presence of horse meat in their burgers. Yes there is an ethical issue around labeling, that is valid. But you happily chomp away on some mammals and get upset at eating traces of others? Bah.

I think it's more of a matter of if there is horse meat in and no one knew, what other dodgy practices are going on, more than eating actual horse. But if it is that for some people then what's wrong with that. People don't eat dogs here because they like them. Lots of people eat fish but not meat. Each to their own man.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011
CARDIOVORAX BELIVES A POLICEMAN WHO GROPES A WOMAN SHOULD LOSE HIS JOB, AND DO A HUNDRED HOURS OF COMUNITY SERVICE UNDER THE PAIN OF GOING TO PRISON IF HE BREAKS HIS PAROLE


IoT posted:

CJD (Mad cow disease), Foot and mouth, parasites, disease, vet medicine contamination, religious dietary restrictions, food labeling laws, ecoli contamination, hormone growth factors, antibiotics etc. etc.

That's why it's important to have inspection and traceability of anything entering the human food chain.
I didn't mean to say it's harmless, I was just wondering if they were actually breaking food safety regulations. Those can be a lot more lenient than you'd think. I suppose from the way everyone is "very concerned" about it that they probably are, though.

Peenigrippe
Apr 6, 2010

The inside joke
NO ONE gets.

"Whilst there is a plausible explanation for the presence of pig and HUMAN DNA in these products due to the fact that meat from different animals is processed in the same meat plants, there is no clear explanation at this time for the presence of horse DNA in products emanating from meat plants that do not use horse meat in their production process," Prof Reilly said.

Human DNA, you say? I gather the plausible explanation has something to do with the special sauce?
Hello? Is this thing on?

Cantorsdust
Aug 9, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Peenigrippe posted:

Human DNA, you say? I gather the plausible explanation has something to do with the special sauce?
Hello? Is this thing on?

Best case scenario: someone wasn't wearing gloves, and skin cells/blood wound up in the meat.

Worst case scenario: someone's loving your hamburger meat

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Cantorsdust posted:

Best case scenario: someone wasn't wearing gloves, and skin cells/blood wound up in the meat.

Worst case scenario: someone's loving your hamburger meat

Or secret ingredient is actually Soylent Green.

Smart Car
Mar 31, 2011



Just someone accidentally chopping off a finger, nothing to stop the grinders for.

GargleBlaster
Mar 17, 2008

Stupid Narutard

So that's where April Jones got to.
(too soon?)

KimT
Nov 8, 2009



I was drinking "Tesco Everyday Value Pure Orange Juice" when I found this thread.

how much horse blood did i just drink

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012


I heard the Monty Python burger contains up to 30% coconut.

They also tested British Chips Ahoy cookies, found out they contain up to 30% Seabiscuit.

Wendy's UK's new slogan: Mare's the Beef

This has been happening since Elizabethan times. "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" - I think that's a line from Burger King Lear.

Foal me twice, shame on you!

Looking forward to summer, love me some Unicorn on the cob!

They asked Hannibal Lecter for comment, he doesn't have a problem with eating hores.

I hope Gordon Ramsay gets a new show called Stable Nightmares. "IT'S DONKEY YOU [swear]"

Oh well. They slaughterhouses are already saddled with a lot of responsibility, hopefully this spurs the government into action. The problem hasn't been going on furlong, I know, but they need to hoof these guys out.

Time to quit horsing around and rein in the puns. This whole situation is a night mare.

I don't want to stirrup any controversy.


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011


Cantorsdust posted:

Best case scenario: someone wasn't wearing gloves, and skin cells/blood wound up in the meat.

Worst case scenario: someone's loving your hamburger meat

Double worst case scenario: Someone's loving corpses and putting them in your hamburger meat.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006


Crankit posted:

Double worst case scenario: Someone's loving corpses and putting them in your hamburger meat.
Is that better or worse than loving horse corpses and putting them in the hamburger meat?

IoT
Dec 21, 2006

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius


Cardiovorax posted:

I didn't mean to say it's harmless, I was just wondering if they were actually breaking food safety regulations. Those can be a lot more lenient than you'd think. I suppose from the way everyone is "very concerned" about it that they probably are, though.

Meat processing regulations across the EU are supposedly very strict and are governed by multiple EU directives. In theory you are required to be able to track every burger back through the supply chain. Every carcass at the abattoir should be inspected for disease. Cattle have there own passports and there are strict regulations concerning what can and can't go into the human food chain. In principle beef and horses shouldn't even be processed in the same processing plants. The burgers at the center of this were all produced by three processing facilities in UK and Ireland but they in turn had all their beef (and presumably horse) supplied by upstream processors in Europe. If you assume that the three plants in UK and Ireland didn't deliberately introduce horse into their budget burgers then something happened upstream.

Krazie K
Aug 15, 2007

You can run but you cannot hide! Red & White is Worldwide!!!



Having mid-stage liver cancer is a bummer. Some days I'll be fine, and can eat like a horse. Lately though, any food pretty much makes me throw-up....just reading about eatin' hoss this morning makes me feel rather queasy.

You know though, I kind of wonder if horse meat is really cheaper than cow meat, and is it economical anyway to have some of it in with the burger. If it is cheaper, than it would make sense. However, I think it is an issue of incompetence and simple laziness to have horse meat mixed in with cow meat.

Kind of makes me wanna avoid meat altogether.

EBT
Oct 29, 2005

Edible Bondage Tape. It's real. Look it up. I'd know. I'm a scientist


Krazie K posted:


You know though, I kind of wonder if horse meat is really cheaper than cow meat

I suspect horse rear end in a top hat is cheaper than most any non rear end in a top hat part of the cow.

John Big Booty
Jan 31, 2008
Living in the 8th Dimension, things get rough.


WendigoJohnson posted:

Well I don't see horse meat in the UK being such a big deal, but they're right about the pork in the meat on religious grounds.
Horse is treif as well.

Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004



Hra Mormo posted:

I don't get it. Horse meat is just another meat and eating it is normal, you even get specific horse meat products in most parts of the world. I agree it's really weird to use it without labeling though, I mean that's just a waste. Horse meat is premium meat that you can use in premium products, wasting it on microwave burgers is just really bad business.

I dunno man I think people are more worried at the implications inherent in a package that contained 30% of a different animal than advertised. No one here is going "Horse meat? Eww that's something I've never had, eww." They're more worried about what else they may be putting in their crap to cut costs. How would you know if the ingredients label is what the supermarket hopes is in it?

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

Duck. Duck. Psyduck.

Xachariah posted:

I dunno man I think people are more worried at the implications inherent in a package that contained 30% of a different animal than advertised. No one here is going "Horse meat? Eww that's something I've never had, eww." They're more worried about what else they may be putting in their crap to cut costs. How would you know if the ingredients label is what the supermarket hopes is in it?

It's pretty transparent that the fact it was horse DNA is what is at the core of most of the concern, no matter how much people will try to deflect/rationalize it as something else. You wouldn't find such an uproar about false advertising/dubious practices if this were about receiving lobster instead of crab meat.

It's basically "I'm upset I got something of lesser value as I'm conditioned only to find certain animals acceptable for consumption."

uG
Apr 23, 2003

Whoa, where am I?


Yeah we shouldn't make companies brain wash us into liking certain foods via advertising anymore. Just give me an unmarked box of 'meat product' and call it beef.

Mister Macys
Apr 21, 2007

"Hey Commander, y'know I had my doubts about the Pubbies, but after years of ignoring your warning, they're finally willing to step up and tell us they just can't help. Did they at least validate our parking?"

I'd bet any money that it wasn't the fault of the food manufacturers, but a sign from a mobster to the horse's owner.

The next time he's told to let the horse lose in the fifth, he'd Goddamned well better do it.

dj_clawson
Jan 12, 2004

We are all sinners in the eyes of these popsicle sticks.

Personperson14 posted:

What's the point of putting horse meat in there in the first place? I'm pretty sure Horse meat would cost more.

I suspect we don't eat it because culturally, horses were (and still are to people who like bruised thighs) useful, so we have some attachment to them more than cows, and the idea of eating them now sets some people off. Also, maybe they don't taste good.

If I could try one unkosher beef, I would try yak. Really so I could say I'd done it.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012


Mister Macys posted:

I'd bet any money that it wasn't the fault of the food manufacturers, but a sign from a mobster to the horse's owner.

The next time he's told to let the horse lose in the fifth, he'd Goddamned well better do it.

I didn't give the Don's nephew a part in my new movie, and woke up with a stack of Tescoe burgers in the bed next to me.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011
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Cry Havoc posted:

It's pretty transparent that the fact it was horse DNA is what is at the core of most of the concern, no matter how much people will try to deflect/rationalize it as something else. You wouldn't find such an uproar about false advertising/dubious practices if this were about receiving lobster instead of crab meat.
Maybe not to the same degree, but there are a lot of legitimate concerns there that have been mentioned already. Food safety is pretty important. Not only are most horses not fit for eating, due to all the meds they're dosed with, but there are also things like allergies to consider. If they had mixed in soy products to stretch the meat, for example.

dj_clawson posted:

Also, maybe they don't taste good.
They totally do.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006


Cry Havoc posted:

It's pretty transparent that the fact it was horse DNA is what is at the core of most of the concern, no matter how much people will try to deflect/rationalize it as something else. You wouldn't find such an uproar about false advertising/dubious practices if this were about receiving lobster instead of crab meat.

It's basically "I'm upset I got something of lesser value as I'm conditioned only to find certain animals acceptable for consumption."
Let's try this one more time.

It is completely irrelevant why horse meat is not a common consumable. The important thing is that it is not a common consumable. Getting Lobster instead of Crab indicates only a very minor gently caress-up somewhere along the line. There is no reason to assume that the lobster indicates anything worrying about the crab supply chain.

Horse meat is not consumed as food in Ireland and the UK. Which means something went very wrong very early in what is supposed to be an extremely strictly regulated supply chain. The implications about the security and enforcement of this regulation are now in serious question.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012


Cry Havoc posted:

It's pretty transparent that the fact it was horse DNA is what is at the core of most of the concern, no matter how much people will try to deflect/rationalize it as something else. You wouldn't find such an uproar about false advertising/dubious practices if this were about receiving lobster instead of crab meat.

It's basically "I'm upset I got something of lesser value as I'm conditioned only to find certain animals acceptable for consumption."

Having lived in Maryland for over a decade, I can guarantee that any restaurant who served a crab cake that wasn't 100% lump crab meat would be burned to the ground.

It's also worth noting that shellfish allergies are very serious, so even a trace of crab or lobster in something that's supposed to be only fish will get you shut down open you up to a whole world of lawsuits.

You sound silly and should probably take your vegan silliness somewhere else.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012


Kaptain K posted:

Horse is delicious I speak from personal experience.

Same. Though they could've been falsely advertising and giving us pork or beef seeing as this was the Philippines. Still loving delicious, unlike the kidneys I had in China

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

I lust for sweeter meats, the sort of tasteful flavours that can only be acquired from the most sensual of all creatures: Man.


I'm still going to buy those burgers from Tesco because Horse Meat is loving harmless and I'm not an over-reactionary consumer.

e. In fact you know what gently caress it, just sell me Horse burgers, bit of salt n' pepper, bet they're tasty.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Go Team Venture!


Xachariah posted:

I dunno man I think people are more worried at the implications inherent in a package that contained 30% of a different animal than advertised. No one here is going "Horse meat? Eww that's something I've never had, eww." They're more worried about what else they may be putting in their crap to cut costs. How would you know if the ingredients label is what the supermarket hopes is in it?

it's funny when you don't read the article and just assume that the thread title is accurate and then hit POST

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007


Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;


Slanderer posted:

it's funny when you don't read the article and just assume that the thread title is accurate and then hit POST

BBC posted:


Horsemeat accounted for approximately 29% of the meat content in one sample from Tesco, which had three frozen beefburger products sold in both the UK and Ireland contaminated with horse DNA.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21038521

That article?

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

Duck. Duck. Psyduck.

reallivedinosaur posted:

It's also worth noting that shellfish allergies are very serious, so even a trace of crab or lobster in something that's supposed to be only fish will get you shut down open you up to a whole world of lawsuits.

You sound silly and should probably take your vegan silliness somewhere else.

Yes, that's why I used a lobster vs. crab example.

So being a meat-eater who points out that people tend to disguise their true motivations behind more nobler ones makes you a vegan?

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006

HYPER-THREADING


That would never happen in because we don't eat horsies.

However, eating horse meat makes you swole just ask Alistair Overeem.



GreenCard78
Apr 25, 2005

It's all in the game, yo.


^^^^^ As an American who has only left to visit parts of Latin America, I've never had horse. I'd love to try it, though, glue factory be damned.

Wingless posted:

As a vegetarian I am massively unsympathetic towards people that claim to be disgusted by the presence of horse meat in their burgers. Yes there is an ethical issue around labeling, that is valid. But you happily chomp away on some mammals and get upset at eating traces of others? Bah.

People deserve to be told truthfully what they're getting is what they're getting. If your vegetables, fruit, bread, Snickers, whatever weren't what they were advertised, you would care, too. Being a vegetarian doesn't excuse you from empathy of others.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012


Cry Havoc posted:

Yes, that's why I used a lobster vs. crab example.

So being a meat-eater who points out that people tend to disguise their true motivations behind more nobler ones makes you a vegan?



No vegans tend to jump on any thread that has to do with meat looking down their noses at everyone. So when someone acts like that, it's generally a safe conclusion.

And quality control in the shellfish industry is really strict, much more than for land animals. Bad shellfish kills people. Your example is still silly.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012


IronClaymore posted:

Though I did just think of something. Are there any links between organised crime and meat industries? Because how does the mafia dispose of bodies nowadays? It doesn't even have to be high level links:
"So Tony, how do we get rid of this one? Bury him out in the woods?"
"Nah, too much work, plus wolves will dig him up. The Boss said not a trace. My cousin Sal works night shift at the abattoir, just him and a few illegals and the security guard who gets drunk and falls asleep. Let's just take him there."

You are always going to have problems lifting the body in one piece, apparently the best thing to do is cut up the body into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces you've got to get rid of them cuz its no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You've got to starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You've got to shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course , but you don't want to go sieving through pig poo poo now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression "as greedy as a pig"

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
Exchanging glaaances..

Wingless posted:

As a vegetarian I am massively unsympathetic towards people that claim to be disgusted by the presence of horse meat in their burgers. Yes there is an ethical issue around labeling, that is valid. But you happily chomp away on some mammals and get upset at eating traces of others? Bah.

As a vegetarian you should at least respect that people have the right to know what they're putting in their bodies, consent and all that jazz. Or would you be excited to find out your favorite brand of soy product contained slurry chemical byproduct they tossed in just as filler with no mention anywhere on the labeling?

Don't be a hypocrite; not that I should be surprised someone with a JTHM avatar might think in one-dimension, but at least try.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 20:43

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InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Would have been a shame to blow it up.


Wingless posted:

As a vegetarian I am massively unsympathetic towards people that claim to be disgusted by the presence of horse meat in their burgers. Yes there is an ethical issue around labeling, that is valid. But you happily chomp away on some mammals and get upset at eating traces of others? Bah.

So do you want to know what major organic veggie outdoor sorter is right next door to the sewer treatment plant poo poo ponds? That was a horrible place, and human feces had to have been everywhere.

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