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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Come visit the luxurious Something Awful HQ in Pleasant Hill, MO!
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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

It's all in the eyes TEETH

 Something Awful
220 N State Route 7
Pleasant Hill, MO 64080

Bring us food, liquor, and drugs.

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002



 Get new tires while you're there at 5 Star Tire and Auto.

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

It's all in the eyes TEETH

Ramsus posted:

Get new tires while you're there at 5 Star Tire and Auto.
Pleasant Hill is the bastion of society's genesis

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LAMENTS EVERYTHING
Oct 29, 2004

Poke'mon Master Since 1998

 I'm tired, why don't you come over here instead?

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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004


 Can I go to the factory outlet store instead?

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

It's all in the eyes TEETH

LAMENTS EVERYTHING posted:

I'm tired, why don't you come over here instead?

no!!!

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DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

 Pleasant Hill is no Shawnee Mission, Lowtax.

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

It's all in the eyes TEETH

DarkSol posted:

Pleasant Hill is no Shawnee Mission, Lowtax.

lazy butthole

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RGBRIOT
Apr 19, 2009

"Beauty, packaged for a digital world."

Lowtax posted:

Something Awful
220 N State Route 7
Pleasant Hill, MO 64080

Come in and win a giant box of prizes! Will only be available tonight!

I'm watching you from google earth Richard. Watching verrry carefully.

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011

I already miss my old avatar...


 If I were you, I'd take a picture of the first person to do it, then I'd post that picture here, just to see what happens next.

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

It's all in the eyes TEETH

RGBRIOT posted:

I'm watching you from google earth Richard. Watching verrry carefully.

flippin u the bird in 3D

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

 Is there anything at the Canadian branch of Something Awful?

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Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

Writer Cath posted:

Is there anything at the Canadian branch of Something Awful?

Ya, I'm no where near Montana. Also Montana has cowboys and if I learned anything from Brokeback Mountain they would not know how to quit me.

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HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007

it's always good to have more


 This is the first good reason I've heard to visit Missourah.

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Uluru
Feb 21, 2007

Who dares to defy me?! I am Uluru the invincible!



 Stop trying to trick people into taking out the trash for you it's sick.

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Gravel Gravy
Apr 3, 2008

Worst. Venue. Ever.

HondaRider271 posted:

This is the first good reason I've heard to visit Missourah.

Apparently St. Louis has some good breweries. Not Anheiser-Busch, I said good breweries.

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Braincloud
Sep 28, 2004

I forgot...how BIG...

What if I send you a selflessly-addressed stampede envelope?

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Darth123123
Jan 26, 2006
I AM A TIME TRAVELER FROM THE PAST AND THINK THERE IS STILL A MEGARULE IN PYF. PLEASE IGNORE MY REPORTS.

 This is unfairly skwed to AI. GBS has no licences.

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The REAL Gtab Fan
Apr 12, 2007

That's right. Our weakness is that we're stupid.


 Can I come tomorrow? That's like a day trip.

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

 I assume there will be extra presents if I show up naked?

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

 I am going to take pictures of your house now.

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Wonder Bra
Jan 4, 2008

always in another castle


 Will the prizes be autographed by Mr. Low Tax

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NeurosisHead
Jul 21, 2007
go ahead and tell yourself that they're not watching you. it won't make you right.

 Will you drink beers with me?

e: on a scale of 1-10, how lonely are you

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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I'd buy that for a dollar!

 I didn't even know there was a Something Awful headquarters. You're probably just trying to trick one of us into playing a board game with you.

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flavor
Sep 15, 2003

Yeah boyeeeeeee, cold chillin in effect y'all!

 I won't be able to make it from California, but post pics later please!

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


 This is so obviously a trap. But could it be a sexy trap?

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blurry!
Jun 14, 2006

Sorry for Party Flocking


 That address is just an empty lot don't listen to Lowtax (known liar).

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

"Oh, there ain't gonna be any excuses after this fight. I ain't gonna need not one, you're gonna need a bunch of 'em."--Rampage Jackson, July 19
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 I'm in Iowa. Can we meet halfway? Gas is expensive.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005


 Lowtax, I'm gonna be in Springfield, MO this April. Can I get your autograph

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duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

Never stop arguing about casual racism.

Writer Cath posted:

Is there anything at the Canadian branch of Something Awful?

A giant box of Poutine prizes

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Cryptic Edge
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


 It's a trap. There's nothing good in MO, therefor SA could not be headquartered there.

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Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Custom titles are cheaper for the user

Cryptic Edge posted:

It's a trap. There's nothing good in MO, therefor SA could not be headquartered there.

or could it ONLY be headquartered there. HAR HAR HAR

I'm not being drawn into a Lowtax trap. You will get to the address and you will get a box, then you will fall in a pit and Lowtax will take away the box and give you a custom avatar of a guy without a box and you will cry because you will have known that it was yours, but not now that you are in a pit. Also the pit is symbolic.

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007

CLAM DOWN EVERYONE!!!!

Lowtax posted:

Come in and win a giant box of prizes! Will only be available tonight!

What are the prizes???????

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Sputnik
Jul 21, 2003

I felt like a ninja, and my kung-fu was strong.

Spaceman Future! posted:

or could it ONLY be headquartered there. HAR HAR HAR

I'm not being drawn into a Lowtax trap. You will get to the address and you will get a box, then you will fall in a pit and Lowtax will take away the box and give you a custom avatar of a guy without a box and you will cry because you will have known that it was yours, but not now that you are in a pit. Also the pit is symbolic.

The internet is this pit.

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Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST

CLAM DOWN posted:

What are the prizes???????

Lowtax hands you a box that only contains a mirror and surprise its an intervention.

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CloFan
Nov 5, 2004

In case you haven't noticed, I'm a pilot.

 I hope whichever lucky goon claims this records it

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Seriously. This. Again?
i hate you so much

 Maybe next time I'm in Kansas City I'll firebomb that place.

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Videodrome
Apr 5, 2003

All hail the new flesh!

 I just Googled Pleasant Hill, Missouri to see if it was a real place. I'm still doubtful that it actually exists.

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GIMMEL
Jan 24, 2005



 I live in europe this is unfair I hate you

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LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007

Why the lights? Are you that desperate for attention? How disturbing.


 This competition unfairly discriminates against those who are far away from you (the "geographically impaired"), furthermore:

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