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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Come visit the luxurious Something Awful HQ in Pleasant Hill, MO!
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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

 Just how pleasant is this hill anyway? Are there champagne glass shaped hot tubs like Mount Airy Lodge?

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AstroZamboni
Mar 8, 2007

Smoothing the Ice on Europa since 1997!

Knightmare posted:

Lowtax is in the bushes videotaping the confused goons who show up

And he'll be posting it on porn tube sites.

# ? Jan 18, 2013 06:15
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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

Somebody call Totoro

Lowtax posted:

Something Awful
220 N State Route 7
Pleasant Hill, MO 64080

Come in and win a giant box of prizes! Will only be available tonight!

Mission success. Thanks Lowtax, sorry for waking you up

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007

CLAM DOWN EVERYONE!!!!

SalTheBard posted:

Mission success. Thanks Lowtax, sorry for waking you up

TELL US MORE

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HondaRider271
Jul 19, 2007

it's always good to have more

SalTheBard posted:

Mission success. Thanks Lowtax, sorry for waking you up

It was REAL?!?

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011

I already miss my old avatar...

SalTheBard posted:

Mission success. Thanks Lowtax, sorry for waking you up

....bullshit, you're in on the prank.
Or you're posting so nobody else shows up to claim the glorious prizes.

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fanbase
Jan 21, 2005


 What's in the box?

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Shadeoses
May 31, 2011

In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it. Every concept that can ever be needed, will be expressed by exactly one word, with its meaning rigidly defined and all its subsidiary meanings rubbed out and forgotten.


~uguu~


 There's going to be a "Partial Human Body Found in Missouri Swamp" thread in GBS in about a week, isn't there?

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AgentF
May 11, 2009

They went to Equestria and all they brought me back was this lousy flag

SalTheBard posted:

Mission success. Thanks Lowtax, sorry for waking you up. I am going to drive home now. If I am not seen for a while then don't search for me. I have probably been involved in an innocent accident on the way home.

Pretty cool that there was actually a present to be claimed. I wonder if we'll find out what it was.

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

Somebody call Totoro

 driving home right now but I'll post content here in 10 minutes

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

It's all in the eyes TEETH

 goddamn kids with their magic "cameras" waking me up... grumblbelrheble

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Rhinoceraptor
Jan 3, 2008

WOO-HOO!
DOIN' MY LITTLE BEAN DANCE!


 If this isn't the setup for DoomHouse 3 I will be disappointed.

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Tornado Lazers
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


 The office is just a barebones thing with a ikea desk from the 80s and a lawn furniture chair with lowtax sitting there all day. There isn't even a computer.

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Silver Gadget
Apr 17, 2006
Oh man, what a very shiny bummer

Tornado Lazers posted:

The office is just a barebones thing with a ikea desk from the 80s and a lawn furniture chair with lowtax sitting there all day. There isn't even a computer.

Ikea was around in the 80s?

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Holy Calamity!
Jan 2, 2006

no bm

 Mission successful, good job everyone

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FAN OF NICKELBACK
Apr 9, 2002

this is my nightmare
my nightmare
my nightmare

spoon0042 posted:



I have to wonder if people come in expecting... I don't know, the world's worst thrift store?

Is the prize dry cleaning and a 40 because it feels like it should be dry cleaning and a 40.

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BaconButts
Jan 26, 2011

It was worth ten dollars to everyone but me.


 Why does your office have not a drive-thru?

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rizuhbull
Mar 30, 2011

spoon0042 posted:

I don't think I like the idea of websites having office property. Why is this a thing? Why is there a sign for this? Why would you do this?

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

rizuhbull posted:

I don't think I like the idea of websites having office property. Why is this a thing? Why is there a sign for this? Why would you do this?

Where else is Lowtax going to sleep? You can't sleep at a website.

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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SHORT TIMING ROUTES CAN SUBSTITUTE FOR A RUNNING GAME

IDIOT.


 Tell us what you got. Don't bogart the swag.

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Prawned
Oct 25, 2010



 I need to know the outcome of this goon's riveting journey in search of lost treasure.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008

rizuhbull posted:

I don't think I like the idea of websites having office property. Why is this a thing? Why is there a sign for this? Why would you do this?
If it were me I'd have the sign advertise it as something else. Like an abortion clinic.

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Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Custom titles are cheaper for the user

see he's not posting, I warned him about the metaphorical pit but nooooooo gotta have the box gotta wake the lowtax, now who are dumb?

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Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.

Tornado Lazers posted:

The office is just a barebones thing with a ikea desk from the 80s and a lawn furniture chair with lowtax sitting there all day. There isn't even a computer.

Yes, but underneath is a giant Scrooge Mcduck-style vault filled to the brim with .

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Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008


 Can you imagine that? Lowtax just handed him Something Awful and was like, "gently caress you, you got to deal with this poo poo now."

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

Four phases.

One-two-three-fucking-four phases.

Also, mods should be doing more of this custom title shit to maintain the funny. I don't mind the , but it reflects poorly on the forums.

That office is entirely funded by Werebear/Koos/Kyoon reregs.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008

Three-Phase posted:

That office is entirely funded by Werebear/Koos/Kyoon reregs.
Don't forget Caro. Speaking of Caro I hope that office has bulletproof windows. It's because he is a crazy person.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007


 I'm on my way. I just spent like 900 euros on a last minute booking, and I'm coming from Germany.

If one of you fuckers gets there before me I AM GOING TO BE loving ANGRY!!!

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Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008


 Lowtax emerges for the first time in years.

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Dudes!
Apr 24, 2012



 LAST TIME I POSTED IN A DRUNKEN LOWTAX THREAD I GOT BANNED!

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Bloomington
Apr 20, 2010

Doom Goon posted:

Can you imagine that? Lowtax just handed him Something Awful and was like, "gently caress you, you got to deal with this poo poo now."
There must always be a Lowtax.

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El Padrino
Dec 24, 2005

No es nada personal, solo negocios.

 I bet Fragmaster was inside the box and he straight up kills you like he did in awful fantasy, complete with endless yammering of THIS IS DOOM HOUSE and that's why SaltheBard hasn't come back to post the contents of this box... he hosed up

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Bloomington posted:

There must always be a Lowtax.

Lowtax is the Illusive Man

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Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006


 The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open.

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


 If I fart in a box and send it FedEx, I wonder if the smell will survive the journey....

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Shameproof
Mar 23, 2011



 It's really cold man

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BaconButts
Jan 26, 2011

It was worth ten dollars to everyone but me.


 You know that Kurt Vonnegut book about the solid blob of fart that turns everything it touches into a fart? Send that in the mail.

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Halloweener
Mar 24, 2005

It's a Time Machine you Tuss!

drat, my flight from London is held up by snow. And now I can't get home. I could've lived in that box.

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?


 The box is full of gumballs, and another, smaller box. I've seen this thread before.

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CURATOR OF ANIME
Sep 11, 2009



 Did anyone claim the prize(s) yet? I want to go to bed with pleasant dreams.

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