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The prize is you become Lowtax, isnt it?
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 08:52 |
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Red is Dead posted:The prize is you become Lowtax, isnt it? You gotta knock lowtax off a roof and you'll turn into lowtax (or maybe tim allen I dont get how this works)
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 08:56 |
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spoon0042 posted:
Man all this time I thought I was getting my jollies off on the greatest web forum and it was just an empty office with a telephone in the corner ringing off the hook...
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 09:02 |
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Halloweener posted:drat, my flight from London is held up by snow. And now I can't get home. I could've lived in that box. Good. Ze Germans had no issues with the flights; I just landed in Frankfurt for my connecting flight, I'm landing in DC and then it's on to Montana. I'll check in again in around 10 hours, losers.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 09:06 |
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CURATOR OF ANIME posted:Did anyone claim the prize(s) yet? I want to go to bed with pleasant dreams. Apparently yes. Still waiting for pics of awesome loot.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 09:08 |
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SalTheBard posted:driving home right now but I'll post content here in 10 minutes What happened to 10 minutes? SalTheBard is dead, isn't he?
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 09:12 |
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LowTax was in the box, he's now assumed SalTheBards identity. In other words, LowTax has escaped from the building. \/\/\/ What about pony hentai? Moridin920 fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 09:25 |
| # ? Jan 18, 2013 09:18 |
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The prize was the finest selection of jorts and fedoras available. Available in cheetoh-dust orange or nutella brown. Oh yes. Buy one and get a free hentai or pony*. *While supplies last.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 09:24 |
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The box is full of the heads of every goon trying to claim the box. Which is a paradox because nobody gets to claim the box
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 09:35 |
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Maybe the box was a metaphor and the prize is inside every one of us.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 09:41 |
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What Lowtax meant to say is that the prize was a boxing match. That other dude is out cold now, and Uwe Boll is next.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 10:08 |
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Its just some stairs you go up and knock and no one answers. Lowtax just tapes you going up the stairs from a car parked near by. The whole SA "Stairs" thing is a Lowtax fetish, thats why he wants to know if you have them. Crawley Heat fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 10:36 |
| # ? Jan 18, 2013 10:11 |
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There is no prize. There is only the current Lowtax, waiting on neutral ground sharpening his claymore in preparation for the coming trial. He will strengthening his reign by slaying those unworthy of the title but still bear the audacity to challenge his reign.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 10:14 |
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It was SalTheBard. He was in the box the whole time. Or it was just a case of expired mangosteen juice.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 10:15 |
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 Is this that box?
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 10:18 |
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 10:35 |
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Well this race is unfair. The soonest trans-pacific flight isn't for a few hours at least. Gees, over before I could even start.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 10:52 |
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Mechandise? Mechandise/schmechandise, I say. 
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 10:57 |
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Lowtax posted:win a giant box of prizes!
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 11:08 |
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WHAT'S IN THE BOX, LOWTAX? _______________________/ 
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 11:13 |
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Nastyman posted:WHAT'S IN THE BOX, LOWTAX? Oh, you didn't know.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 11:28 |
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You know what I don't even want to know what's in the box, lowtax.  DEAL WITH THAT, LOWTAX.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 11:58 |
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If I drive 8 hours just to be the 2nd person there, I'm going to be pissed. Especially if the 1st person there was Lennay Kekua. e; loving beaten! drat you Lennay! 
acmpsu21 fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 12:11 |
| # ? Jan 18, 2013 12:00 |
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SalTheBard posted:Mission success. Thanks Lowtax, sorry for waking you up Lowtax sleeps in his office. That is sad  You cheap goons should donate some money so he can buy a real house.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 12:31 |
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Lowtax please check your privilege, not everybody lives in the USA. Either refund planetickets or cancel the contest.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 12:44 |
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Why couldn't this have been next week, I could have stopped in on my way to move to Texas.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 13:00 |
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The box is a metaphor, John.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 13:05 |
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The box is a lie. And so is SalTheBard if he doesn't post within a new 10 minutes. We're waiting eagerly, Sal...
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 13:26 |
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demonachizer posted:Lowtax sleeps in his office. That is sad my wife was having some goofy bible-study thing, so I went to the office to drink wine and watch Hong Kong movies until it ended
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 13:58 |
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Lowtax posted:my wife was having some goofy bible-study thing, so I went to the office to drink wine and watch Hong Kong movies until it ended Sorry that you're going to hell e: forgot that you just met a goon, you'll be fine down there
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 14:05 |
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Lowtax posted:my wife was having some goofy bible-study thing, so I went to the office to drink wine and watch Hong Kong movies until it ended Did you see Infernal Affairs? That film is great.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 14:09 |
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All of this was just an elaborate trap for Lowtax to lure in his next victim. The poor goon is probably roasting in the oven right now covered in carrots, potatoes, and exotic spices. I'm telling!
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 14:23 |
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Psalmanazar posted:Did you see Infernal Affairs? That film is great. It really is! Lowtax, you should open a branch of Something Awful LLC Industries Limited (TM) on the west coast best coast.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 14:32 |
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Lowtax's wife is a lie.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 14:33 |
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Saw your Ron Paul video with the unwashed children that ride around on bikes with guns, not going anywhere near that place. Not even for an SA MechandiseWarrior. Not even for a pizza.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 14:38 |
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Am I allowed to loiter outside of SA HQ? Am I allowed to park my big rig in the SA HQ parking lot, à la Walmart?
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 14:45 |
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Moridin920 posted:Lowtax's wife is a lie. The box contained a ring, and Lowtax's hand in marriage.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 14:48 |
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Lowtax posted:my wife was having some goofy bible-study thing, so I went to the office to drink wine and watch Hong Kong movies until it ended Chinese action movies kick all kinds of rear end, that sounds like a pretty solid plan to me.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 14:53 |
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CloFan posted:whoa what the gently caress is this Your computer is infected... with an IPhone.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 15:07 |
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| # ? May 21, 2013 09:52 |
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Lowtax's got a kid, right? It's a box full of sticky, snotty, infected, broken baby toys. He's just too lazy to have a yard sale.
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