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Drunk Canuck posted:But where did you get Lowtax's scent, sir?! It was a night neither of us will ever forget.
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Actually, my parents live in Pleasant Hill, and the last time I went to visit them I saw the SA grenade on a sign in one of the little strip store thingies. I was going to stop... but I didn't know what I would say or do if I did. So I just continued to my parents' house.
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Vorgen posted:Actually, my parents live in Pleasant Hill, and the last time I went to visit them I saw the SA grenade on a sign in one of the little strip store thingies. I was going to stop... but I didn't know what I would say or do if I did. So I just continued to my parents' house. Well now you know to bring a box.
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"Vorgen"" post=""413197722" posted:Actually, my parents live in Pleasant Hill, and the last time I went to visit them I saw the SA grenade on a sign in one of the little strip store thingies. I was going to stop... but I didn't know what I would say or do if I did. So I just continued to my parents' house. And you didn't stop in with a box of dildos? For shame good sir, for shame.
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Lowtax, what did you do to this poor guy you sick gently caress? http://www.happyplace.com/22014/guy...tuck-up-his-rear end quote:We estimate a teen gets a dildo stuck up his or her butt every four seconds in this country, but only @Grawly publicly documented the subsequent trip to the ER by livetweeting the entire ordeal. After getting the eight-inch dildo stuck so far up his rear end in a top hat that he could not retrieve it manually, @Grawly woke up his dad and got a ride to the hospital, while the dildo continued to vibrate deep inside of him. But based on his tweets and photos (including his x-ray, above), @Grawly seems to have had a pretty awesome time last night and gained a few thousand Twitter followers to boot. We also learned a lot about what kinds of dildos you can and cannot put up your rectum. So this was educational for everyone.
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Retail Slave posted:Lowtax, what did you do to this poor guy you sick gently caress? I feel like this dude is a goon or soon will be.
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| # ? Mar 9, 2013 04:35 |
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1000 people will follow your random thoughts if you lose a vibrator up your butt.
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| # ? Mar 9, 2013 06:14 |
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I need to know if any more boxes have been opened.
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| # ? Mar 13, 2013 23:09 |
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I think Lowtax remembered that he just doesn't like goons very much.
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| # ? Mar 13, 2013 23:17 |
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It's just like Frankenstein. He wanted to create something new, something self-aware...and he did. But it was a monster. Now he's torn between interacting with his creation and the repulsion of its monstrosity.
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Missouri Tea Partiers have been throwing rocks at him because of the monsters that play on his internet.
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| # ? Mar 13, 2013 23:38 |
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SerSpook posted:I feel like this dude is a goon or soon will be. He's part of weird twitter, which is fyad posters tweeting funny stuff surrounded by less funny people copying them. Fairly sure he was part of the second group, although the dildo adventure was pretty funny.
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| # ? Mar 14, 2013 00:44 |
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lowtaxs twitter is pretty good, i guess even without boxes we'll always have that except i deleted my twitter because i got drunk and mad at social media
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| # ? Mar 14, 2013 09:13 |
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I drove by the HQ on Saturday. The first time was around 12 PM and it didn't look like anyone was home. I went to my Uncle's farm and shot some firearms and rode four wheelers (separately). On my way back to KC around 5 PM, I drove by and there was a guy in front of SA HQ getting into a Nissan GT-R. I was going to stop, but the guy was leaving. My wife thought it would be funny to yell "LOWTAX" at the guy as we drove by, but he didn't look.
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| # ? May 13, 2013 22:24 |
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The gooniest of supercars, excellent.
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Sieg posted:I drove by the HQ on Saturday. The first time was around 12 PM and it didn't look like anyone was home. I went to my Uncle's farm and shot some firearms and rode four wheelers (separately). Someone call AI. Get this man a nissanotomy.
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