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Sal is now in the box.
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| # ? May 22, 2013 14:46 |
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Edit:^^^^^ Congratulations! Bonus prize if you can fit him in the box.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 17:42 |
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Guys, do you know what this means? We can send in our Dear Richard letters through snail mail! 
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 17:43 |
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Iorry I had to get up early and went to bed as soon as I got home. After getting to where my GPS said it was and drivng around the area for 20 minutes I finally went to a gas station. I can only describe the 3 people inside as meth addict, Sloth from Goonies and Redneck. I asked if they knew where 220 route 7 was because I was doin a scaveger hunt. Sloth was trying to helpful when finally I just said "Do you know if there is a place called Something Awful?" They pointed me about 3 blocks down the road from where I was. Undaunted I got back in my car and drove the 3 blocks until I saw the familiar grenade. I went up to the store and knocked, I waited a few and knocked again. Finally I just walked inside (hoping not to get shot by a gun weilding Lowtax) as it turns out my fear was quelled by the fact he was passed out asleep (or drunk not sure). I said gently caress it I'm not going to wake him up for free poo poo but I was going to take a picture: Taking the picture roused the sleeping dragon. We talked for a few, he gave me like 10 SA ballcaps. Sorry this took so long to post I was really loving tired when I got home. SalTheBard fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 18:36 |
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bowser posted:Guys, do you know what this means? I'm handwriting out all my posts I've ever made here (including this one) and mailing them so he has hard copies in case he needs a backup.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 17:52 |
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SalTheBard posted:Sorry I had to get up early and went to bed as soon as I got home. After getting to where my GPS said it was and drivng around the area for 20 minutes I finally went to a gas station. I can only describe the 3 people inside as meth addict, Sloth from Goonies and Redneck. I asked if they knew where 220 route 7 was because I was doin a scaveger hunt. Sloth was trying to helpful when finally I just said "Do you know if there is a place called Something Awful?" They pointed me about 3 blocks down the road from where I was. Undaunted I got back in my car and drove the 3 blocks until I saw the familiar grenade. I went up to the store and knocked, I waited a few and knocked again. Finally I just walked inside (hoping not to get shot by a gun weilding Lowtax) as it turns out my fear was quelled by the fact he was passed out asleep (or drunk not sure). I said gently caress it I'm not going to wake him up for free poo poo but I was going to take a picture: You stirred the sleeping Richard and survived his wrath, well done on your loot! I've sent you an email as I would love a spiffy hat and keychain! Happy to sort out postage. Somebody fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 20:50 |
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SalTheBard posted:Sorry I had to get up early and went to bed as soon as I got home. After getting to where my GPS said it was and drivng around the area for 20 minutes I finally went to a gas station. I can only describe the 3 people inside as meth addict, Sloth from Goonies and Redneck. I asked if they knew where 220 route 7 was because I was doin a scaveger hunt. Sloth was trying to helpful when finally I just said "Do you know if there is a place called Something Awful?" They pointed me about 3 blocks down the road from where I was. Undaunted I got back in my car and drove the 3 blocks until I saw the familiar grenade. I went up to the store and knocked, I waited a few and knocked again. Finally I just walked inside (hoping not to get shot by a gun weilding Lowtax) as it turns out my fear was quelled by the fact he was passed out asleep (or drunk not sure). I said gently caress it I'm not going to wake him up for free poo poo but I was going to take a picture: Emailed for loot! Let me know what you need for postage. Somebody fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 20:50 |
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SalTheBard posted:Sorry I had to get up early and went to bed as soon as I got home. After getting to where my GPS said it was and drivng around the area for 20 minutes I finally went to a gas station. I can only describe the 3 people inside as meth addict, Sloth from Goonies and Redneck. I asked if they knew where 220 route 7 was because I was doin a scaveger hunt. Sloth was trying to helpful when finally I just said "Do you know if there is a place called Something Awful?" They pointed me about 3 blocks down the road from where I was. Undaunted I got back in my car and drove the 3 blocks until I saw the familiar grenade. I went up to the store and knocked, I waited a few and knocked again. Finally I just walked inside (hoping not to get shot by a gun weilding Lowtax) as it turns out my fear was quelled by the fact he was passed out asleep (or drunk not sure). I said gently caress it I'm not going to wake him up for free poo poo but I was going to take a picture: what did you guys talk about. Omit no detail, however small, or filthy. Somebody fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 20:50 |
| # ? Jan 18, 2013 17:58 |
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Oh boy, Something Awful swag! Look at that sleeping Lowtax, so cute. 
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 17:59 |
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I don't wear hats but I do use keys. Email sent.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:00 |
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He probably has hundreds of emails now. WHAT HAS HE DONE?
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:01 |
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I never even saw this thread before and just went to the last page and saw his post and emailed immediately. What a nice gesture. Hope they didn't run out!
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:03 |
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This is creepy and awesome
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:04 |
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I hope I get a hat 
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:05 |
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Trickyrive posted:He probably has hundreds of emails now. WHAT HAS HE DONE? become popular
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:05 |
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:07 |
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bowser posted:Guys, do you know what this means? Fixed.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:08 |
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Sent a mail for onna 'dem caps
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:11 |
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Thinly veiled Mt Dew and Cheetos.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:11 |
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Miyamotos RGB NES posted:what did you guys talk about. Just about the forums getting more mature and changing. Also I have gotten a ton of emails so no more for now!
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:11 |
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Whoa everything alright Richard? You looking for a thrill? Inviting the forums over and then passing out with the door unlocked..im worried lowtax
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:13 |
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The Something Awful corporate offices look a lot less professional than I would have expected.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:17 |
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Hey Richard, any way I could get my hands on a City Name Sports Team t-shirt?
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:18 |
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bowser posted:Guys, do you know what this means? FluffieDuckie posted:The Something Awful corporate offices look a lot less professional than I would have expected.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:25 |
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SalTheBard posted:Just about the forums getting more mature and changing. I'M NOT USED TO THE FORUM CHANGES YET GO SLOWLY PLEASE!
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:26 |
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Holy Calamity! posted:Whoa everything alright Richard? You looking for a thrill? Inviting the forums over and then passing out with the door unlocked..im worried lowtax Also, they say one of the classic signs of someone about to commit suicide courtesy of the Mayo Clinic: Mayo Clinic posted:Look for warning signs
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:28 |
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This is now the SA intervention thread.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:29 |
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Honestly it's a lot like how I pictured the Law Offices of Leonard J Crabs.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:32 |
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Leather couch, bottle of wine, prescription drugs, fake job, Lowtax is living my dream. 
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:33 |
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So...what were you dreaming about, Lowtax?
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:36 |
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ChickenHeart posted:So...what were you dreaming about, Lowtax?  Or is the other way round? Maybe dead cthulhu dreams of Lowtax.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:37 |
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I feel like the Something Awful sign should have a subtitle, maybe a changeable signboard. Something Awful "A legitimate front operation" Something Awful "Try" "our" "Chinese" "food" Or simply Something Awful Go away
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:40 |
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Hey Richard... yer real purdy whiles you a sleepin, hope you dreamin something awfully nice 
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:44 |
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Seriously, Lowtax, you have to tell us why you have a storefront property that apparently has an "Open" sign. Do you sell real services to real people? Or was this just a cheap place to store merchandise/get away from screaming babies?
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:45 |
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Costello Jello posted:Seriously, Lowtax, you have to tell us why you have a storefront property that apparently has an "Open" sign. Clearly it's the headquarters for the GOON Initiative. He's going to handpick his favorite posters and they'll all go get
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:50 |
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Costello Jello posted:Seriously, Lowtax, you have to tell us why you have a storefront property that apparently has an "Open" sign. It's his Libertarian utopia Lowtaxistan.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:52 |
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SalTheBard posted:Just about the forums getting more mature and changing. So what you're saying is sometime in the future Lowtax is going to send out 5 golden hats all around the world and the finders of those hats get to go to SAHQ and take a tour. Whichever one is the gooniest gets to take over and inject a fresh of childlike perspective and ensure the forums don't grow up too much and lose the magic and wonder. Sounds good to me.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 18:56 |
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It's the SA Unwelcome Center!
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 19:03 |
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Sal, I hope you took the opportunity while he was sleeping to touch him in his private places.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2013 19:07 |
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| # ? May 22, 2013 14:46 |
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Lowtax please don't kill yourself, I'll buy you a pizza.
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