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Fatal
Jul 29, 2004

I'm gunna kill you BITCH!!!



Are you loving kidding me.

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Dr. Notadoctor
Aug 26, 2008


Oh boy now we can have goons visit Lowtax and act all awkward around him on purpose instead of by accident! You don't know how genuinely excited I am for that.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

It is fortunate to be favored with praise & popularity. It is dire luck to be dependent on the feelings of your fellow man.

Lowtax if more of us show up do we get more hats? No bibles please, just hats.

Hogburto
Sep 26, 2005

BASELESS ACCUSATIONS

I want an SA Bible and keychain and hat.

Miyamotos RGB NES
Dec 31, 2000



Same but I wear a fedora.

Dr. Notadoctor
Aug 26, 2008


Miyamotos RGB NES posted:

Same but I wear a fedora.

Pinstriped or polkadotted?

Donny Brook
Jul 23, 2007

Hello Ladies


I like the idea of Lowtax filling prescription bottles with Cheetos and endlessly popping them into his mouth.

Miyamotos RGB NES
Dec 31, 2000



Dr. Notadoctor posted:

Pinstriped or polkadotted?

Tweed

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005



penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.



Second prize is a half empty bottle of Vicodin with a little bow on it.

Retail Slave
Nov 25, 2011
"..and on the pedestal these words appear: My name is Retail Slave, Goon of Goons. Look on my white noise posts, ye Mighty, and despair."

Did you teabag Lowtax because you really should have teabagged Lowtax.

Then as you were leaving you should have turned and shouted MY BALLS WERE ON YOUR FACE, MOTHERFUCER!

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012



Tengames posted:

The box contained a ring, and Lowtax's hand in marriage.


You're my wife now.

Also, you missed a prime opportunity to stroke Lowtax's hair while he sleptas you softly whispered things into his ear.

Oldsrocket_27
Apr 28, 2009


Odds on his "office" being just a back room full of servers and a front room man cave, with couches, a TV, and a fridge full of booze and junk food?

Retail Slave
Nov 25, 2011
"..and on the pedestal these words appear: My name is Retail Slave, Goon of Goons. Look on my white noise posts, ye Mighty, and despair."

Lowtax: The Ultimate Goon.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

What did you do, Ray?


Oldsrocket_27 posted:

Odds on his "office" being just a back room full of servers

Also 600 fiesta cat plush dolls that sorta look like dogs.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

We need to buy Lowtax a gift in return, I suggest Linux, it's a hip hop operating system.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mloc0jh6kV4

The Light Eternal
Jun 12, 2006

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.


Nckdictator posted:

We need to buy Lowtax a gift in return, I suggest Linux, it's a hip hop operating system.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mloc0jh6kV4

Thank you for linking this, mostly because it led me to rediscovering this video again.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Aw, son of a bitch!


Let's not judge, many of us get through the day this way as well.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

All kidding aside we should all take the time to do at least one dry run of our evacuation routes to SAHQ. It's not just about hats, it's about being prepared.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

Romantic and Square is Hip and Aware!

lol at lowtax wearing white socks what a loving virgin

GIMMEL
Jan 24, 2005



britishbornandbread posted:

lol at lowtax wearing white socks what a loving virgin

At least they're not black

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

britishbornandbread posted:

lol at lowtax wearing white socks what a loving virgin

Shows what you know; white is the coolest sock color. The only thing cooler than white socks, is no socks.

Retail Slave
Nov 25, 2011
"..and on the pedestal these words appear: My name is Retail Slave, Goon of Goons. Look on my white noise posts, ye Mighty, and despair."

Sal, when you entered SAHQ, was there the overwhelming scent of booze, body odor, and despair?

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

Romantic and Square is Hip and Aware!

Costello Jello posted:

Shows what you know; white is the coolest sock color. The only thing cooler than white socks, is no socks.

you don't know how wrong you and your little post are

britishbornandbread fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 20:25

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

tighten up tone down tuen thuen

britishbornandbread posted:

lol at lowtax wearing white socks what a loving virgin

What should they be?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

What did you do, Ray?


Godholio posted:

What should they be?

NoneSuch
Jun 5, 2010

oh not this time.
your act of being the
goodguy is over


I got a pair of those for Christmas but they had a hole in

Dr. Notadoctor
Aug 26, 2008


I bet he's got video cameras outside. When he sees someone approaching an alert goes out and all of the workers run to the back, the monitors flip, the prisoners are led back to their cages, and Lowtax quickly jumps back on the couch so that no one suspects a thing.

LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!

penismightier posted:

Second prize is a half empty bottle of Vicodin with a little bow on it.

I read this as "a half empty bottle of Vicodin with a little blow on it".

Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST


Admit it when you were standing over him for a split second you thought about killing him.

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011


Serious question: How bad was the smell in Headquarters?

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

AFC NORTH PITY FUCK


I keep reading SAHQ as SHAQ and I keep getting very confused.

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

I remember when Fragmaster had an Ask/Tell thread and people kept asking him how Lowtax smelled.

Creeps.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

I'd like to reserve the volleyball court


Dr Strangepants posted:

I remember when Fragmaster had an Ask/Tell thread and people kept asking him how Lowtax smelled.

Creeps.

Maybe they were dogs posing as their owners.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

God, I LOVE being a turtle!


Instead of taking a picture of him and waking him up you should have stolen 10 bucks from his wallet.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011
PLEASE CONGRATULATE ME FOR BUYING AN EXPENSIVE VIDEO GAME HAT. IF YOU DON'T MY SHITTY POSTS MAY NEVER STOP.



I generally like your hat, Hamburglar... except for that subtle vertical stripe near the middle, it's so distracting.

Dirtbag Diva
May 27, 2005

Donald Duck is a dirty filthy traitor

All this sock chat is reminding me of the zip up v. pullover sweatshirt debate. Let's argue about that some more.

AstroZamboni
Mar 8, 2007

Smoothing the Ice on Europa since 1997!

gnarlyhotep posted:

Maybe they were dogs posing as their owners.

New forums rule suggestion: Any goon who asks how Lowtax smells will be banned for account sharing with their dog.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



Dirtbag Diva posted:

All this sock chat is reminding me of the zip up v. pullover sweatshirt debate. Let's argue about that some more.

Only one of those can provide a pouch pocket allowing me to store wheels of cheese. Clear winner.

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Carbohydrates
Nov 22, 2006

Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog.
Law don't go around here.
Savvy?


britishbornandbread posted:

lol at lowtax wearing white socks what a loving virgin

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