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1. We scour the world, murdering any who oppose us by the hundreds, even thousands. 2. We seek only money, drugs, and women. 3. We can die in dozens of gruesome, torturous ways. 4. We use performance enhancing drugs as often as we can. 5. The reward for our victory is sexually charged. WHO ARE WE??? Mario and Luigi
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1. We are four wide or four tall, but never both. 2. We are key to victory, but poor timing will contribute to the opposite. Who are we? The damned line piece.
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1. I'm pretty sure I'm the best son-in-law ever. 2. I could always tell by the twinkle in their eyes when strangers were trying to kill me. 3. If I needed to get somewhere, I could always look at my map. 4. I found an old lamp, but no genie inside. Very disappointing. 5. I faced off against Queens, a horrible beast, a maze filled with traps and bottomless pits, being sacrificed alive, and even Death itself, and still emerged triumphant. Prince Alexander - Kings Quest VI
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Always moving towards a goal, I'm pushed and pulled through twists and turns in the right direction. Though joined by friends to fight my foes, I shall always remain blue. Sonic the Hedgehog
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The words I choose can shape my world, but swearing is forbidden. Elder gods come at my call, atop them I have stridden. Maxwell - Scribblenauts Chasing something older than man, my mortality becomes apparent. The unending tide halted by his hand, together we have risen. My time draws close as my mind starts to unravel, but one last act of true devotion will save him from the void. Cortana patpatbunny fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 08:34 |
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1. My words are often more powerful than my blade. 2. I have climbed to the peak of the lands. 3. My familiars are sworn to carry my burdens. 4. I collect an old scroll. 5. I ride a dragon and save the world. Mega Man
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My existence spans through many lifetimes, donning different masks, colors, and homelands, yet my name etched the same in time. I familiarize myself with the elements, traveling far and wide over land, sea, to the tallest mountains and into the sky above, in search of my burden that shall forever remain asunder. Link - Legend of Zelda Series My life a constant torment, I am forever haunted by the memories of fallen comrades. I soldier on through this hellish labyrinth, sustenance my only salvation. Pac Man edit: And a stupid one to finish this off: I always reach for the stars, but everyone says I suck. Kirby Jisae fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 08:40 |
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canned_fruit posted:1. My words are often more powerful than my blade.  Nothing can stop my special move, So mighty someone copied it. My administration consists of fisticuffs, And I take my sustenance from oil barrels. Mike Haggar
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canned_fruit posted:1. My words are often more powerful than my blade. You bastard. A bloody queen of hearts so fair With mechanically inclined heirs Her kingdom lost to bonnie knave She now colludes with hunters brave The four must follow her commands To save these ravaged border lands Moxxi from Borderlands Nastyman fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 09:05 |
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I am a duke I nuke them I'm duke nukem
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I remember the first time I died.
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The spawn of stars begat, I aborted with a baseball bat Ness from Earthbound
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A scholar, but do not be fooled, Monsters, mayhem, I may have pooled, Though science is my chosen field, These troubled times, a bar I wield. Gordon Freeman
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1. I am an insufferable douchebag. Montezuma, from the Civilization series
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Witness my mastery of the clock, For in the beginning, all that is heard is a tock, One future of many, I pave with violence, But through all of this, I suffer in silence, Woe to the centre of earth that despises me, For soon, I will relive to undo this quandary. Why do we have to give the answer?
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You watch me move all on my own... If you don't act I go away And if you do not what you're told A premium you're forced to pay So step up faster, call me master Pay in for the chance to sway Heed my rule, look like a fool It seems that you're the one I play If there is some unknown rule about riddle threads that says I should put the answer in without giving people a chance to guess, then I apologize. For now I'll treat this like the guess the movie still thread. If someone guesses it right I'll confirm. EDIT: Guessed two posts down! DDR Arrows Superrodan fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 16:48 |
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I speak in quick verse, it amuses me so, My dwelling hosts puzzles, odd worlds, and game show, I take what's most dear from an uncanny foe, to take from it, beauty, and me it bestow.
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Superrodan posted:You watch me move all on my own... I'm thinking this is some sort of rhythm game... Dance Dance Revolution maybe?
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Through mines and hell, always new yet the same, Endlessly leaving my stash and name, Gods and ghosts are my only assurance, While I dive deeply only to resurface, By wand or dagger I carve fear to the floor, To retrieve holy jewelry of ancient splendor. Should I misstep in my quest, I've surely taken my last breath, It helps to slice pudding in two, Or I may have to begin anew. We usually don't give answers in riddle threads until someone gets it.
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canned_fruit posted:1. My words are often more powerful than my blade. I don't get this, and I've played at least half those games.
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Zoomba posted:I speak in quick verse, it amuses me so, Banjo-Kazooie. Heran Bago posted:Through mines and hell, always new yet the same, Nethack. Honestly, those were easy. === I'll tell you what you want to hear. (shall we dance?)
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This will be such an easy riddle cause I suck at making such things. 1. We don't use any sort of weapon except animals despite us being criminals. 2. We get thwarted by 10 year old kids. 3. We have murdered an animal's mother and let the animal wear the skull for all eternity. If you can't get this, what.
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FlamingRok posted:This will be such an easy riddle cause I suck at making such things. Team Rocket
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This eternal battle rages on within the darkest void. I have no motive but to see my enemy destroyed. His tactics are simple; always attack from the left. I reply in kind and parry. A single move, ever so deft. What is the reason behind this battle between twins? I can't stop and think, lest he shoots past me and wins.
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Zybourne Clock posted:This eternal battle rages on within the darkest void. Pong.
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What's pink and brown and makes fat people cry? edit: Aeris 
hathfallen fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 16:33 |
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1. This is the house of a Dr a Nurse and a son that is weird. 2. Two colorful appendages live here as well. 3. Looking for Sandy? Pull on the doormat, there's a key, come inside. Where am I?
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hathfallen posted:What's pink and brown and makes fat people cry?  =>   ?
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schwenz posted:1. This is the house of a Dr a Nurse and a son that is weird. Maniac Mansion.
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hathfallen posted:What's pink and brown and makes fat people cry? fyad?
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Nucleotide Oracle posted:Maniac Mansion. Yes. drat, I thought that would take a while.
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Woke today and the air was cold, a stranger was there, fairly old. I took off through the round door, had a splash, saw the castes four. Guess I better find all my things, marching in step to russian strings. Wanted to take a little dip by the mere, looked up and saw the sign, no swimming here. But I ain't no quitter, gonna pass this test, last thing they'll see is my orange crest.
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1. Round and Round and Round I go. 2. Playing Bach on my spaceship's radio.
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Though only a child Many a mask I wear Or show my face and well coiffed hair Jump and stomp enemies into the ground Or use my katana and cut them down Wary of the bald head and green eyes out of health or time I hear the word "DIE!"
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Funkysauce posted:Though only a child Kid Chameleon? A tower, seven floors, and a guardian on each A strange voice that assists me to the goal that I must reach. While danger lurks 'round every turn, I feel no fear at all, For music is my weapon, always at my beck and call. I match the gems, I cast the spells, my foes are laid to rest, Eugenics was their master plan!? This game is not the best. 
Phelddagrif fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 15:38 |
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Funkysauce posted:Though only a child Kid Chameleon?
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Phelddagrif posted:Kid Chameleon? schwenz posted:Kid Chameleon? Right on! Too easy? Let's try another (hopefully more difficult): I'm well known in the town from where I hail I have a talking cat as a friend, but not with two tails In a dark cave I was made to roam On a quest to kill a monster I was turned to stone Guns or axe I can take my pick I have a total of 4 members in my clique Who am I? Funkysauce fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 15:47 |
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Funkysauce posted:Right on! Too easy?
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Orzo posted:Odin from Phantasy Star Correct! Still too easy I guess! Let's try another: Bumping beats daily Sucked when my rocketship failed me Coolin' with chicks in the hot tub Letting them give my big belly a rub Got a slingshot ain't got no sword By the time I'm through they'll call me Funklord VVVV You are right! Funkysauce fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2013 around 16:40 |
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I think most people would get that one from the first two lines alone, and because you keep picking Sega games, of which there aren't an enormous number of notable ones. Toejam and Earl.
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