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Hellsau: Jan 14, 2010; I'm so
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Corridor posted:

I've never seen it and I'd have probably drawn up something similar. Except with something about the moe girl turning into a horrifying giant and going godzilla on everything and... exploding? I remember something about everything covered in bloodsplosion.

No, see, the AT (anti-tank?) field of every person on the planet was dissolved or something, so they turned into jelly, and then the jelly merged with the blue-hair lady to make the giant, and then something happens and it explodes. That jelly ends up covering the planet, but the jelly can become people again?

I think I'm close.

# ? May 5, 2013 03:45

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# ? May 23, 2013 01:49

Sugar Bean: Jun 6, 2011; Hangover of no regrets.

Corridor posted:

I've never seen it and I'd have probably drawn up something similar. Except with something about the moe girl turning into a horrifying giant and going godzilla on everything and... exploding? I remember something about everything covered in bloodsplosion.

This is the plot of at least 20% of anime that exists. I like anime, but honestly, at least half of all climaxes involve a young girl screaming, something turning into something monstrous, and blood exploding...blood exploding on everyone.

# ? May 5, 2013 05:52

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; I HATE JOKES!

Sugar Bean posted:

This is the plot of at least 20% of anime that exists. I like anime, but honestly, at least half of all climaxes involve a young girl screaming, something turning into something monstrous, and blood exploding...blood exploding on everyone.

Are we talking about anime or hentai here?

# ? May 5, 2013 18:09

OMGVBFLOL: Dec 20, 2003; ....santa?

isn't there that one anime where basically the whole story is girl can make people into bloodsplosions with her mind the end? elfen lied?

# ? May 5, 2013 21:25

Regalingualius: Jan 6, 2012

OMGVBFLOL posted:

isn't there that one anime where basically the whole story is girl can make people into bloodsplosions with her mind the end? elfen lied?

Nah, that's the start of that series.

I've never watched any episodes but the first.

# ? May 5, 2013 22:33

Corridor: Oct 19, 2006

OMGVBFLOL posted:

isn't there that one anime where basically the whole story is girl can make people into bloodsplosions with her mind the end? elfen lied?

Pretty sure the whole story of Elfen Lied is naked catgirl torture porn.

# ? May 6, 2013 02:24

FedoraDefender420: Feb 25, 2011; I don't care how much money or how many white boys 50 cent can shoot. In front of James Hetfield he is a little bitch

Annie strikes again.

# ? May 6, 2013 02:56

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number.

Regalingualius posted:

It is. It should be noted, though, that End of Evangelion was basically a giant "gently caress you" from the director towards the creepier/obsessive fans of the series, mainly by using the main character's complete and utter breakdown as a counter to the bizarre (yet relatively happy) ending of the original series that pissed said fans off enough to send him death threats.

It's more a clarification. The series ends with what's going on inside the main character's head, it kind of approaches the issues(namely the human instrumentality project) in terms of metaphor and symbolism. The movie is more or less what's happening on the outside during this time. The way my friends recommended the series to me was to watch all the episodes except the last 2 of the series (the finale), watch the movie, then watch the last two episodes. It actually did make things make a lot more sense. In some ways the series is needlessly complicated and vague, but in others for the people who are into it it leaves a lot of room for discussion and interpretation so it's kind of nice in that regard.

# ? May 6, 2013 03:06

psychoticBacofoil: Jan 3, 2012; Ask me about my ETERNAL SUFFERING at the sight of the horrible things on TV these days

Hellsau posted:

No, see, the AT (anti-tank?) field of every person on the planet was dissolved or something, so they turned into jelly, and then the jelly merged with the blue-hair lady to make the giant, and then something happens and it explodes. That jelly ends up covering the planet, but the jelly can become people again?

I think I'm close.

Absolute Terror I think AT fields were called and a summary of the ending is simply "Giant naked blue haired girl, everyone is turned into tang, main character yells at blue haired girl to make everyone not tang, main character strangles red head angry girl to death, end movie."

# ? May 6, 2013 03:31

Affe mk2: Mar 9, 2004; Chicks dig giant robots

Ratspeaker posted:

Almost NWS?

You've ruined this thread.

VV and almost every post since it has been showing off how much more or less everyone knows about Evangelion.

Affe mk2 fucked around with this message at May 6, 2013 around 03:51

# ? May 6, 2013 03:35

ViggyNash: Oct 9, 2012

Affe mk2 posted:

You've ruined this thread.

What are you talking about? That's fairly accurate.

# ? May 6, 2013 03:46

Geirskogul: Jan 15, 2011; I LOVE Cars, but I **LOVE** seeing dogs f*ck way more.

ViggyNash posted:

What are you talking about? That's fairly accurate.

because it's a cheat

# ? May 6, 2013 06:16

snucks: Nov 3, 2008; Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

# ? May 6, 2013 06:29

zVxTeflon: Jul 18, 2004; "The apocalyptic scenario in Beverly Hills Chihuahua is what happens if AirBud goes too far"

Then we found out what the movie was really about.

# ? May 6, 2013 06:32

A GLISTENING HODOR: Aug 8, 2009; lemoncakes?
lemoncakes?fucking lemoncakes?
stop POSTING about FUCKING LEMONCAKES

zVxTeflon posted:

Then we found out what the movie was really about.

They're mixing up "Jakob the Liar" starring Robin Williams, and "Jacob's Ladder" starring Tim Robbins.

And neither of them are even remotely close.

Especially Jacob's Ladder, which, just FYI, was the "inspiration" for Silent Hill and several horror movies.

# ? May 6, 2013 06:40

Bwee: Jan 8, 2005; Still posting? I can't bwee-lieve it!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

They're mixing up "Jakob the Liar" starring Robin Williams, and "Jacob's Ladder" starring Tim Robbins.

And neither of them are even remotely close.

Especially Jacob's Ladder, which, just FYI, was the "inspiration" for Silent Hill and several horror movies.

Oh okay thanks for letting me know.

# ? May 6, 2013 06:45

Vagabundo: Mar 20, 2007; Pon farr is never logical, Mr. Spock

psychoticBacofoil posted:

Absolute Terror I think AT fields were called and a summary of the ending is simply "Giant naked blue haired girl, everyone is turned into tang, main character yells at blue haired girl to make everyone not tang, main character strangles red head angry girl to death, end movie."

Nope. The first two were right, the rest were way off.

# ? May 6, 2013 08:01

Forktoss: Feb 13, 2012; I'm OK, you're so-so

zVxTeflon posted:

Then we found out what the movie was really about.

Schindler did use lifts, so I guess a ladder is a perfectly reasonable substitute.

# ? May 6, 2013 09:35

Corridor: Oct 19, 2006

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

They're mixing up "Jakob the Liar" starring Robin Williams, and "Jacob's Ladder" starring Tim Robbins.

And neither of them are even remotely close.

Especially Jacob's Ladder, which, just FYI, was the "inspiration" for Silent Hill and several horror movies.

Could you set us straight with the rest of the submissions too? I think some of them might have been inaccurate.

# ? May 6, 2013 09:49

ThatPazuzu: Sep 8, 2011; THE TIGER IN SPACE

Forktoss posted:

Schindler did use lifts, so I guess a ladder is a perfectly reasonable substitute.

Do you even lift jews, Bruder?

# ? May 7, 2013 00:19

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

I believe this fits the theme of the thread, even though it's an animated clip:

http://youtu.be/OMf9GlLXouA

Some guy's mom has not watched the Matrix until recently and now her son is quizzing her about it, animating her answers.

# ? May 8, 2013 17:39

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012

So this one's kinda cheating, because I know nothing about the movie Noobz outside of one trailer, but I think it doesn't make much of a difference.

# ? May 9, 2013 00:01

Jubs: Jul 10, 2006

The fighting stance is the best.

And Hat Guy looks like Ghandi from Clone High.

# ? May 9, 2013 01:01

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012

Jubs posted:

The fighting stance is the best.

And Hat Guy looks like Ghandi from Clone High.

Oh yeah.

I'm definitely going to make another one of those, as soon as I have any ideas. This is pretty fun.

# ? May 9, 2013 08:36

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; Men call it 'The Weed'
Gods 'The Herb of the Field'
'Seaweed of Chills' in hell
'Bong-Food' the giants,
'Fair-Trees' the elves,
'The Dank' is it called by the Wanes.

horriblePencilist posted:

So this one's kinda cheating, because I know nothing about the movie Noobz outside of one trailer, but I think it doesn't make much of a difference.

The movie could be an academy award winning masterpiece and I'd still refuse to watch it because the reality can't possibly stand up to this

# ? May 9, 2013 10:39

Corridor: Oct 19, 2006

gently caress yes, thread revived. That was hilarious please do more

# ? May 9, 2013 14:54

MindlessHavok: Jun 20, 2004; Please, Sammie.
They had a fan base.

~Tito~

I thought I was in the MS Paint your most embarrassing moment thread and was REALLY confused.

# ? May 9, 2013 15:00

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012

Nastyman posted:

The movie could be an academy award winning masterpiece and I'd still refuse to watch it because the reality can't possibly stand up to this

Hahah, thanks for the feedback, guys.
So apparently Noobz is about 4 dudes entering a tournament to win $100k only to get hella crunk the night before so they have to game with a hangover.
Well, I was close.

Would watching a trailer to a movie you don't know and then drawing the "story" to it justify as it's own thing, or should I continue posting them here?

# ? May 9, 2013 16:09

horriblePencilist: Oct 18, 2012

I know this is a bit underwhelming, but I hope this'll whet your appetite until I come up with something new.

# ? May 9, 2013 18:31

Raptor1033: Dec 17, 2010; This horse has a wack case of poo brain!

Gah! I like it better than the first one cause I've never heard of a movie called Noobz and it looks like it'd be a painful watch.

# ? May 9, 2013 19:23

Krispy Kareem: Jul 26, 2002

# ? May 9, 2013 20:35

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horriblePencilist posted:

I know this is a bit underwhelming, but I hope this'll whet your appetite until I come up with something new.

Looks more like The Thing

# ? May 10, 2013 01:00

asap-salafi: May 5, 2012; I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Krispy Kareem posted:

Brilliant. I haven't seen/read Harry Potter since I was 13 or something. This is all I can remember. (Also owls, Hermoine and a gay wizard).

E: and that ginger dude

# ? May 10, 2013 01:25

Krispy Kareem: Jul 26, 2002

asap-salafi posted:

Brilliant. I haven't seen/read Harry Potter since I was 13 or something. This is all I can remember. (Also owls, Hermoine and a gay wizard).

E: and that ginger dude

Most of my Harry Potter knowledge comes from memes.

Like I know Harry bangs the ginger's sister...and I think Hermione dies.

Oh, and Hans Gruber is in it.

# ? May 10, 2013 01:52

asap-salafi: May 5, 2012; I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Krispy Kareem posted:

Most of my Harry Potter knowledge comes from memes.

Like I know Harry bangs the ginger's sister...and I think Hermione dies.

Oh, and Hans Gruber is in it.

Yes! Hans Gruber is awesome as Harry's gay lover. That actor is great, very diverse.

# ? May 10, 2013 02:00

newwavepony: Dec 4, 2007; Kio okazas, homoj?

Krispy Kareem posted:

Some things I learned about Harry Potter from my roommate:

Werewolf guy is not that bad of a guy.
Harry�s friend is named Hermoyn.
Harry joined Hufflepuff.
Voldemort�s name is bad? You can�t say it to his face.
Harry was a muggle but now he�s not.
Draco is a little rear end in a top hat.
Dombledorf kills Snape.

# ? May 11, 2013 05:17