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This ad is making the rounds lately: A question every parent dreads. What will you say then? "You're not old enough to know about Poland"? It's an official campaign to promote Eastern Poland as an investment region but the concept is so ridiculous that it just asks to be photoshopped. The other 2 posters feature your father-in-law and your psychoterapist asking the same question. Why didn't you invest in __________ goddamnit? To get the ball rolling:     Very, very low hanging fruit:  Psychoterapist is curious:   Materials to make submissions easier: Sign cut out to paste into pictures (transparent background) Child poster #1 with no text Child poster #2 with no text Therapist poster with no text Father-in-law poster with no text
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| # ? Jan 20, 2013 20:35 |
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| # ? May 24, 2013 13:00 |
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This is the really low-hanging fruit, I think:
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| # ? Jan 20, 2013 21:13 |
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Because it was a terrible idea, Jimmy!
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| # ? Jan 20, 2013 21:42 |
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 Meh.
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| # ? Jan 20, 2013 21:52 |
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Palpek posted:
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 00:04 |
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Child poster #2 with no text
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i will say, "those are my shoes, you are a dog. they don't even fit"
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 00:23 |
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From this thread
OZC fucked around with this message at Jan 21, 2013 around 00:27 |
| # ? Jan 21, 2013 00:24 |
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Easy joke, I know
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 00:58 |
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Jesus, what is Poland doing to raise children with such hardass stares?
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 01:01 |
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 01:08 |
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 01:46 |
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n/m
rocketpig fucked around with this message at Jan 21, 2013 around 16:59 |
| # ? Jan 21, 2013 01:54 |
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This is going to be the image that comes up when the paywall comes up again, isn't it?
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 01:55 |
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Why is all this in English. I thought the Poles spoke Polish. This is a really lovely ad campaign for Poles.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 02:45 |
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Well, son, because someone needed diapers and mushmeal. 
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 02:47 |
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Rookersh posted:Why is all this in English. I bet Poles are already pretty invested in Poland. They have to reach out to other groups to expand their market share!
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 03:25 |
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Why is an entire country trying to con me? What ten year old kid gives a flying gently caress about any sort of investments? I'm on to you, Poland.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 03:26 |
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Rookersh posted:Why is all this in English. It really should have been in German or Russian.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 03:29 |
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If I had money, I'd invest in Eastern Poland. Poland's been through enough poo poo, they need a break.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 03:59 |
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To the Moon! For Queen and Country!
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Mycroft Holmes posted:If I had money, I'd invest in Eastern Poland. Poland's been through enough poo poo, they need a break. But that's what makes it such a great opportunity, you don't need money to invest in Eastern Poland! A mere $10 is enough to purchase majority shares in a major bank with several goats.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 04:13 |
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 06:56 |
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From what I understand the campaign is aimed at UK where Poles are the second largest minority nationality after Indians. Also here's the ad at a bus stop somewhere:
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 08:17 |
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Palpek posted:Very, very low hanging fruit: 
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 08:44 |
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"Shut up and eat your rat burger," comes my barbed reply. But the words are ashes in my mouth. Ignoring the untold potential of investing in Eastern Poland has relegated my family to a pauper's grave. I weep as I choke down a half-eaten ham sandwich with a shoe-print on it.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 09:08 |
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I sob bitterly into my hands. My son is dead, lost to the Invested. His ghost is one of many.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 10:20 |
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 10:45 |
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Crawley Heat fucked around with this message at Jan 21, 2013 around 10:54 |
| # ? Jan 21, 2013 10:47 |
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Anyone know what fonts those are? I'm terrible at eyeballing fonts.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 10:51 |
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I am sick of my kids always banging on about Eastern Poland. I try and placate them by putting on Peppa Pig but this advertising campaign in the UK is going to make my life a living hell.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 10:52 |
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Reposting one i made:
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 11:14 |
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Splicer posted:Anyone know what fonts those are? I'm terrible at eyeballing fonts. If you don't have a huge font collection then just use light and bold versions of a font with no serifs and it will look good enough.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 11:20 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Jesus, what is Poland doing to raise children with such hardass stares?  It's a way of life here in Poland!
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 11:48 |
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 12:09 |
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Splicer posted:I sob bitterly into my hands. My son is dead, lost to the Invested. His ghost is one of many. My tongue torn out by enforcer squads of the Invested, I can only mewl placatingly as I palpate the ridges of my son's huge enlarged cranium, a gift of the East Poland Sperm Irradiator towers that are now commonplace, and which allow him to second guess my financing decisions with the speed of a living computer.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 14:14 |
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davidspackage posted:My tongue torn out by enforcer squads of the Invested, I can only mewl placatingly as I palpate the ridges of my son's huge enlarged cranium, a gift of the East Poland Sperm Irradiator towers that are now commonplace, and which allow him to second guess my financing decisions with the speed of a living computer.   
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 15:32 |
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I've got (no) class.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 15:36 |
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Weirdo. 
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 15:41 |
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 I feel like this idea has a lot of potential so here: 
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| # ? Jan 21, 2013 15:47 |
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| # ? May 24, 2013 13:00 |
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I lack technical skills or software but I want to combine this with one of those automated CAPTCHA generations. Just wanted to put that out there so if someone does it I can be like 'hey that was my idea'. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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