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Kimba
Jun 25, 2012


I have grown up knowing from my parents and grandparent and watching the assassination over and over that Oswald was not the killer...alone.... if at all.

All the major players should now be dead so who are the US Govt still protecting? I cringe at how many witness statements say they heard gunshots from the "grassy knoll" yet one man was caught, beaten, blamed and also murdered before the truth could be told. The gun he used, handled by many people, on released film you can see police holding it by the butt and barrel. Fingerprints? None complete. No gunshot residue visible on Oswald. What a surprise.

In the documentary I am watching (Australia) ABC now, a reporter at the time asked Oswald just before he was murdered by Ruby, how he got the cuts and bruising to his face, he answered simply "the police, Ï do not know what is happening, please I need legal representation, someone please I need a lawyer". Then BANG dead.

This year is the 50th anniversary of JFKs assassination. Don't we by now, as children and grandchildren who had to grow up with this obvious lie, and ashamed parents, deserve the truth? The major players should be dead and in hell by now! Cmon Govts, fess up!

I cried watching this documentary and I was 7 years from being conceived! How can so many people accept the line they were sold? Watching Mrs K climb the steps of Air Force One behind her husbands coffin, blood coating her clothes, her young fatherless son saluting at his fathers burial! How can two generations accept the spin their Government sold? One crazy man did it.

50 years! I think we now have the means and right to demand the truth! A black American President, Cuba?
Where the f(*)^ is Cuba? CIA full of sex maniac stand over men. 50 years guys, I want to know the truth before I die.
The next generation will not give a poo poo. Is that the goal?

Time for the truth? Or should I start building a bunker and become paranoid at every stranger looking at me?
Stick my head back up my rear end like generations before have?

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Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007


Yeahhhhhh mannnnnn, and like what about the truth about the Newtown shooting?! I mean, you can't tell me that those kids actually died, you have no proof.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011
PLEASE CONGRATULATE ME FOR BUYING AN EXPENSIVE VIDEO GAME HAT. IF YOU DON'T MY SHITTY POSTS MAY NEVER STOP.


Calling it now:

Onosy
Oct 2, 2002

I owe wtfd00d 10 bux lol~!!1

You should definitely start building a bunker! In fact, I'm in bunker supplies! Just paypal me the money and I'll make sure they arrive. Infact, I'll throw in the truth about JFK. I'm with you man, where the gently caress is Cuba?

EZipperelli
Apr 3, 2011

I have plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.


I just really want someone to come out and say that it was a MISSLE that hit the Pentagon... Not an airplane... I mean, if it WAS a plane, where's everyones luggage!?!?11

Stealth Like
Apr 27, 2003


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo

That should clear it up for you.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004
Who's This Guy?

Oswald acted alone. He was a certified sharpshooter. He could have pulled off the shots.

Agro ver Haus doom
Jul 27, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Peter Dale Scott has the answer.

Kimba
Jun 25, 2012


Mahoning posted:

Yeahhhhhh mannnnnn, and like what about the truth about the Newtown shooting?! I mean, you can't tell me that those kids actually died, you have no proof.



Sorry limited idea of what you are talking about mannnnnn, only the crap we are fed down here. But hey piss off to 4chan and ask them, seems like they are more your crowd. Maybe in 50 years someone might remember you. Peace duuuuddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Sears Poncho
Oct 8, 2011


JFK didn't want to go forward with the fake moonlanding plan, so he had to be replaced.

reni89
May 3, 2012

MOM YOU SAID YOU WOULD USE THE KNOCK WE HAD AGREED ON FROM NOW ON OH MY GOD

but yes, i would like waffles this morning.


Yeah that was me, sorry.

CADPAT
Jul 23, 2004

For the men
to my left and right!


Wasn't there a video game specifically designed to prove that he was able to do it?

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012


Also, can someone please clarify what conspiracy keeps stealing my socks out of the dryer so I never have a matching pair?

I've already sent very strongly worded letters to both the Bilderbergs and the Elders of Zion:(

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


It was clearly a controlled demolition - I mean, are we really supposed to believe that burning jet fuel could melt a president's skull?

WAKE UP, AMERICA!

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005



I thought it had been pretty much proven that he was killed by an older, time traveling JFK on the grassy knoll.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011


Cuba is an island in the Caribbean

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007


Kimba posted:

Sorry limited idea of what you are talking about mannnnnn, only the crap we are fed down here. But hey piss off to 4chan and ask them, seems like they are more your crowd. Maybe in 50 years someone might remember you. Peace duuuuddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I think you meant to click on the Alex Jones thread.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Bawk Bawk THERAPY CRANES Baaawk!


A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I thought it had been pretty much proven that he was killed by an older, time traveling JFK on the grassy knoll.

I always suspected that JFK was a Looper.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010


The release of what documents are left in the collection is 2017.

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012


Junior G-man posted:

I always suspected that JFK was a Looper.

G-men aren't welcome in this here thread.

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.

He blew his own head up just to gently caress with everybody.

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!


I had a talk with my uncle who was around when it happened and he knows it was all arranged but hasn't done a single thing about it. Same with the 9/11 attacks, but he doesn't show an ounce of outrage.

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006



CADPAT posted:

Wasn't there a video game specifically designed to prove that he was able to do it?

It's called JFK: Reloaded. The video game was intended to show that the magic bullet theory was impossible. The creators offered $10,000 to anybody who could accurately recreate the official government scenario.

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003

World's Greatest #1 Son


CADPAT posted:

Wasn't there a video game specifically designed to prove that he was able to do it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhl0-w0NWv4

SymfonyMan
Jul 13, 2001

Back in action!


Yeah and how the gently caress do magnets work? What are you trying to hide gommet!

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000

Put your face into the glue... FOR SCIENCE!

babies havin rabies posted:

It's called JFK: Reloaded. The video game was intended to show that the magic bullet theory was impossible. The creators offered $10,000 to anybody who could accurately recreate the official government scenario.
IIRC someone managed to do it with 99% accuracy, but the creators went silent and never did pay up.

Kimba
Jun 25, 2012


Run wild or die thread. Conspiracy theories come forth! 50 years is a huge milestone in this never ending saga, thanks U.S.A for selling your doco and not casting judgement or conspiracy to those of us who have grown up with this....Oswald theory. Of course he did it! Now who has steam or bits to sell maannnnn!

What else do we accept as truth sheeple?

Look forward to how you guys guide this thread whilst (yes kiddies that is a word) I will be sleeping with one ear open :-)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007


Why does nobody point out the fact that he probably wasn't even shot? I've seen the footage a thousand times, you can't tell me there wasn't some sort of fail-safe explosive implanted in his brain. He obviously got out of line and the mafia/illuminati/military tripped the kill switch and his head exploded.

Or if you want the less crazy explanation, the implant exploded accidentally.

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006



Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

IIRC someone managed to do it with 99.9% accuracy, but the creators went silent and never did pay up.

I think they managed to recreate the revised theory, which was realistic and included more than one bullet. The original magic/single bullet theory that the Warren Commission put out is only explainable by, literally, a magic bullet, and isn't how the assassination happened.

Happitoo
Nov 23, 2005

We are going to go for the store, then the district manager. Then WE ARE GOING TO THE CORPORATE OFFICE AND THEN TO THE EXECUTIVES! DXRYAHHHHHHHHH!!

Cthulu Carl posted:

It was clearly a controlled demolition - I mean, are we really supposed to believe that burning jet fuel could melt a president's skull?

WAKE UP, AMERICA!

Idiot. Look at the video! It's clearly a very tiny plane which flies into JFK's head flown by lilyputian terrorists! What the gently caress is with these JFK truthers not believing that lilyputians could hijack a very tiny plane and fly it into someone's head?

Sears Poncho
Oct 8, 2011


Meanwhile, tropical cyclone Oswald has hit Australia.

Coincidence?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012


CADPAT posted:

Wasn't there a video game specifically designed to prove that he was able to do it?
It's a simulation! To prove a theory!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEna_RaU_Jk

mr. why
Sep 9, 2002
There's nothing wrong with love.

Kennedy wasn't shot. His head just did that.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Justified and Ancient.


There were no gunmen at all. His head just did that. I call it the "No Bullet theory."

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the cow


I found Cuba for you

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012


After reviewing the evidence, it was obviously Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the candlestick.

Did I win?

Agro ver Haus doom
Jul 27, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Sears Poncho posted:

Meanwhile, tropical cyclone Oswald has hit Australia.

Coincidence?

I think not!

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

Pew pew pew



Sears Poncho posted:

Meanwhile, tropical cyclone Oswald has hit Australia.

Coincidence?

Keep an eye out for a second cyclone

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 16, 2007
I AM HAPPY FOR BLACK PEOPLE TO DIE IF IT HELPS GAYS FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES


It was me. Sorry

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Little Mac
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Brothers

I don't really get (yes kiddies that is a word) this thread.

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