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How to Become an Ultimate Anime Fan http://www.wikihow.com/Become-an-Ultimate-Anime-Fan quote:Are you interested in anime, but envy people who are really into it? Why yes, I think we can all get behind that. quote:...Most characters have a signature technique or phrase, so try thinking up one of your own and sprinkle it into conversations or battles. I often walk into my Sociology classroom and whip a table across the room while shouting "KYAAAAAAA!" How to Turn on a Mac Computer http://www.wikihow.com/Turn-on-a-Mac-Computer Help I am 3 years old and can't find the power button How to Have Good Hygiene (Boys) http://www.wikihow.com/Have-Good-Hygiene-(Boys) Wait, sorry, this actually should be required reading for anybody in the awkward.jpg thread. Really cool poo poo you find on WikiHow most people wouldn't know how to do is also welcome.
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Gonna be honest, I had to ask a 56 year old how to turn on her Mac. I'm 26.
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Then boy is WikiHow the place for you! How to Date a Nerd http://www.wikihow.com/Date-a-Nerd quote:If you're serious about this relationship, you'll want to understand your partner. This means-- ulp!-- venturing into the wild world of nerd-dom. You mean I have to have something in common with my partner?  I just wanted a girl with geeky glassesHow to Pick Up Dog Poop (16 steps with pictures!) http://www.wikihow.com/Pick-Up-Dog-Poop Why are there 16 steps to explain how to pick up a piece of poo properly?
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I like a good warning here and there. How to Describe a Smell "Some smells signal hazards. If you smell gas, chemicals, or something unknown and worrisome, avoid breathing it and report it to authorities as appropriate." How to Cry Without People Knowing "If you keep crying or wanting to cry in a particular situation, you need to deal with the underlying cause. If you don't let your feelings out it could lead to an emotional breakdown." Also this one is pretty worthless. How to Eat French Fries
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How to stop eating the poo poo that comes out your nose http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Consuming-Your-Boogers I didn't read the list but if therapy isn't every other step it's wrong.
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How To Teach Your Best Friend To Act Around Popular Guys http://m.wikihow.com/Teach-Your-Bes...nd-Popular-Guys quote:You've had the same best friend since you were 10 and you love her to death, but somewhere along the line things changed right? Maybe you are more outgoing and she's a hermit crab! Is your best friend uptight and too serious when you are talking to your guy friends? Teach her to lighten up! Bonus: For some reason the picture makes me reflexively hate everyone in it. Middle school flashbacks?
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How to Make a Boy Friend Stop Playing Xbox "If said man has not left said Xbox in the past 8 hours, remind him to eat and sleep, and maybe that you love him, depends on if he's into that sappy stuff." Knowing goons, maybe it's not that worthless.
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Friends Are Evil posted:How to Make a Boy Friend Stop Playing Xbox Please do not forward this to my girlfriend. Also, I may have to try this one. How To Get Money Without Working
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How to Perform a Courtesy Pee How to pee in public for girls. The solution may surprise you! (It isn't "don't")
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How to Ask a Girl Out if She Is Already Dating Alternative title: How to Get Punched in the Face by a Girl's Boyfriend
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Jibo posted:Please do not forward this to my girlfriend. This is the best. 1. Win the Lottery!
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:How to Ask a Girl Out if She Is Already Dating This is awesome because it leads to How to Escape the Friend Zone. Complete with anime illustrations.
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Pope Mobile posted:This is awesome because it leads to How to Escape the Friend Zone. Complete with anime illustrations. That one leads to the best yet. How to Touch a Girl
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Nanomashoes posted:How to Perform a Courtesy Pee Holy loving gross ... quote:1. Find a spot as out of sight as possible. Turn away from other people if possible. quote:Keep your THIGHS PARALLEL AND PRESSED TIGHTLY TOGETHER. This will direct your urine through the crotch and seat of your underwear and pants. Your pants will take longer to dry and will smell a little more. quote:Courtesy peeing is addictive. The better you get at it the more you will want to do it. Either this author is a woman and needs to go to therapy or this was written by a guy with one hand.
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Suzuki Method posted:Holy loving gross ... quote:Courtesy pees performed by a group of women, particularly in skirts, are best done in a tight circle with everyone facing the center of the circle. Then only the others in the circle can see each other peeing. 
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What the hell? You just move your underwear aside, pull your labia apart, and make sure nothing's in the way of the stream. Oh and you loving pull your pants down first. This person is nuts (and/or has never had to work in places tens of miles from civilization).
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Nanomashoes posted:How to Perform a Courtesy Pee Edited by Humidresearcher, DifuWu, Davjohn, Yamamoto Ichiro and 27 others
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Suzuki Method posted:or this was written by a guy with one hand. I think this is absolutely it, yeah. Lines like this, from "how to pee directly through your jeans" quote:If you have thought ahead you will be wearing tight underwear and jeans or pants that are tight in the crotch. are what really make that clear to me. "Thought ahead"? Like you had planned that morning to pee yourself in public sometime later, and wore the appropriate underwear? No one who isn't into it sexually does that. This is some fetishist, possibly female but far more likely male, jacking off while writing about all the different ways that women can pee in their pants. e: yeaaah once you get to the end and the part about how "you may find yourself doing it more and more! you may even become addicted to it!" it's clear beyond a shadow of a doubt what's going on. It's edited by Rock2000, Mel and Genius_Knight.....yeaaaah. Sagebrush fucked around with this message at Jan 24, 2013 around 02:31 |
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Fister Roboto posted:Edited by Humidresearcher, DifuWu, Davjohn, Yamamoto Ichiro and 27 others Let me guess, none of them are women and a lot of them are probably Tropers.
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Doesn't get any more worthless than this.
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How to meet Russian women in three simple steps! Step one: learn Russian! Step two: go to Russia! Step three: find a Russian woman... in Russia... by speaking Russian! quote:Tips A small part of me wants to believe this article was made by some Russian tourism bureau.
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:Let me guess, none of them are women and a lot of them are probably Tropers. HumidResearcher is what got me. He probably registered specifically to answer any and all urine-related questions. Maybe sweat as well? Who knows.
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Oh, look, how to pierce my own cock!quote:6. Depending on the piercing, it might be useful to buy a pair of clamps as well. Sometimes it can be very difficult to hold the head how you want it, especially in places like the scrotum or the shaft of the penis. These clamps allow you to mark your spot, then clamp the skin just how you want it so you don't have to worry about it slipping and moving while you are trying to pierce. quote:8. First you must decide on a location to get your piercing done. The best place is at a local piercing shop. They know what they are doing and are trained in sterilization techniques. Since you're reading this, it's safe to assume that you plan to do the piercing by yourself at home. In this case, choose an area with a good bit of flat space that you can work with and a good counter. The bathroom is a good place. quote:13. Use a marker to make 2 dots, one where you want the needle to go in, and one where you want the needle to come out. Make sure that these dots are a suitable distance apart for your jewelry. Take a step back and imagine it with jewelry in it. Make very sure that it is straight and just how you want it because it is definitely a pain to have to take it out and redo it all over again. quote:20. Now, take a couple of deep breaths, check to make sure you're lined up correctly and quickly push the needle through the skin till you see it poking through the other side at least a centimeter or two. e: How to treat mice with penile prolapse 
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That "How to Courtesy Pee" article was... And yeah, it was definitely written by a man. Because this...quote:It will also give you the ability to gently stroke your clitoris in the event you are a slow starter. ...is not used by any woman, anywhere, to 'help her pee'. I always hate useless 'how to draw' tutorials. Like this one: How to Draw Cars: 7 Steps Who the gently caress drives a car with gray peppermints for wheels? Why is it a 4-door design with only 2 doors? Why the hell do half these 'how to draw' pages start with 'draw the outline of this complex shape' instead of showing you how to build that shape up?
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How to Be Random.quote:"Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly random material that has been overused and is just not random anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, squirrel, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, pony, llama, unicorn, taco (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step. 
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Deathcake posted:I always hate useless 'how to draw' tutorials. Like this one:  As for content: How to Smile. Beep boop I am a robot how do I emotion. 
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I'd like to point out that a goon-made podcast has not one, but two episodes making fun of wikihow. It's where I got the courtesy pee from.
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VelveetaAvenger posted:That one leads to the best yet. How to Touch a Girl quote:"Accidentally" drop a pencil; and slowly pick it up. Gently brush your head at the side of her arm to try and pick up the pencil. If she is startled and acts differently for the rest of the day; (in a positive manner and notice that she stares at you more often) it means she probably likes you. But don't get too confused, some girls are just usually happy and startled. But if you're confident; make the first move and ask her to talk to you after class. Some girls are just usually happy and startled? That led to this one. How to Hold Hands: 10 Steps
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Malaleb posted:That led to this one. How to Hold Hands: 10 Steps Wikihow posted:If they pull away then this may be a sign that they are not ready to hold hands so don't keep trying to hold his/her hand! Woah, I've been doing this completely wrong!
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Malaleb posted:Some girls are just usually happy and startled? Ok but it has the best video demo  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno
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How to Wave http://www.wikihow.com/Wave 8 loving STEPS
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Jibo posted:Also, I may have to try this one. How To Get Money Without Working http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Billionaire quote:Marry well. Leverage your good looks and charm into a financially advantageous marriage. You and your spouse can work as a team to turn his or her money into a billion dollars. Watch out for iron-clad per-nuptial agreements. Goddamn per-nuptials  http://www.wikihow.com/Make-People-...u%27re-Immortal quote:Dress in old-fashioned clothing. The exact era does not matter, but the quality is very important. A subtle Victorian fashion is ideal for giving the impression that you've already been around for some time. You can find little pieces of Victorian style garb at thrift stores like Goodwill, or you could always buy online. Don't forget to use your creativity to vamp up clothing in the Victorian style – think lace, brooches, brocade, velvet, etc. quote:Telling people that you're 752 years old will bring about laughter or pity. The idea is to give the impression that you've lived over the the ages, not to actually spell it out. http://www.wikihow.com/Determine-if-You-Are-a-Tall-Girl quote:Are you taller than most of the women you know? http://www.wikihow.com/Practise-Nud...-No-One-Knowing quote:Shut and lock all the doors and windows in the room that you'll be staying in. Especially at night, pull the shades or blinds. You want complete privacy with no interference. http://www.wikihow.com/Go-Unnoticed quote:Going completely unseen can be a shock for some people so take it easy.
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Suzuki Method posted:
That's because they're born that way, you racist.
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http://www.wikihow.com/Draw-a-SwastikaHow to draw a Swastika posted:Make your lines straight (A ruler can be very helpful). http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Grammar-Nazi How to be a grammar nazi posted:Review their statements in your head, using your English knowledge to interpret it What's next, how to understand words? Fortunately (I guess) nearly all other results for searching "nazi" is about some Call of Duty level.
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What did we ever do before WikiHow existed? How to Chew Your Food quote:Move jaw up and down, mashing the food in the mouth until it can be swallowed easily and without risk of choking. Depending on the food, this can take anywhere from a few seconds to several hours. What kind of food takes several hours to chew? Was this written for lions?
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Maybe jerky? It's like chewing gum for carnivores! 
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Jibo posted:Please do not forward this to my girlfriend. Failure to include any of this fine advice is conclusive proof that page is worthless.
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How to post in FYAD posted:Related wikiHows
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http://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Witty-Conversation How to be super loving annoying, brought to you by WikiHow.
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