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 Back in the early 90's, MTV was just starting to dabble in various ideas on how not to play music videos on their channel. In this magical time of exploration and creativity, they somehow aired the show Beavis and Butt-Head to, what I can only assume, the joy of millions considering its huge success. The show sprang up from an animated short made by Mike Judge where two boys hit a frog with a baseball bat for fun which caught the eye of MTV producers and well here we are today. The basic plot of each episode revolved around the antics of two dim-witted, socially awkward, rock and roll/metal loving teens (read "goons"  ) and the aftermath of their actions.Sometime around 1995 Viacom New Media developed and published this little known adventure game. The game itself is nothing special compared to the typical expectations the average adventure gamer has towards such a game; It has somewhat easy puzzles, the story isn't anything too complicated, and you don't need to make detailed maps or anything. It has a good amount of things going for it which really let it shine, however. First, they included many of the show's main cast including nearly all of their original voice actors. Secondly, they kept the art style of the show fairly accurately. Lastly, the humor. Oh yes, the humor.  The game ended up as more of a love letter to the show than anything else and it really slathers on the pandering to its fans. So, if you've never seen the show, why would you bother with this? Well, to put it bluntly, it's awesome and worthy of at least a look due to the entertainment value alone. That is, of course, if you have a refined taste in crude humor. The show was put on a fourteen year hiatus (1997-2011) and was brought back due to its lasting fan base. With the series being rebooted somewhat recently, I think it's time to take a look back at this gem and reconsider the thought-provoking images that it conveys to our now much more highly evolved minds. A few notes before we get to the LP proper: 1) This will be a hybrid screenshot LP with random videos.  2) In game character dialogue will be depicted with these   .3) Added dialogue will be depicted with these   .4) Discussions of the show and game are both welcome here.  It has pretty basic controls: Look, Use, Inventory, Walk To, and Talk. That's enough rambling from me. If you don't know anything about the show right now, you most certainly will within the first few minutes of the game. So uh, like, let's do this already or something, huh huh huh.   Table of Contents: Chapter 1 - Escape from Highland High Chapter 2 - Welcome to Burger World, Home of the Burger World Chapter 3 - Tanks for the Meal Chapter 4 - Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law Chapter 5 - Free Rides at the Meat Carnival Chapter 6 - The Fan Which Hungers Chapter 7 - Mounting Dead Animals Chapter 8 - Hot Rod Hoodlums Boyks fucked around with this message at Mar 29, 2013 around 03:00 |
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This post is reserved for fan art, random extras, and such. Compiled Extras: 01. Lockers 02. Monkey Shines 03. Juggs Magazine 04. Alternate Ending 05. Chicks n' Stuff 06. Developer Diary #1 07. Primus - DMV 08. Developer Diary #2 09. Sausage - Riddles are Abound Tonight 10. Developer Diary #3 11. TV Ad 12. The Mysterious Hatman Boyks fucked around with this message at Mar 29, 2013 around 01:30 |
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Chapter 1: Escape from Highland High Intro Video to the game (Highly suggested that you watch this): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwJbty96fGo Intro Video to the chapter (Highly suggested that you watch this): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9iG2IGncBI.  : "Uh huh huh, let's get out here.": "Heh heh, yeah."   : "Where do you boys think you're going?": "Uh, I dunno. Huh huh." "Well, you're going nowhere if you can't pass this class.": "Uh, okay.": "Whoa, a monkey." : "Uh huh huh, If you're not good, I'm gonna spank you." : "Eek eek eep eep.": "Eek eek eek hahahahaha, heh heh.": "Whoa, it's your mom Beavis.": "No way butt munch, it's a monkey." : "Actually, you're both wrong. It's a chimpanzee.": "Uh huh huh huh, Martin. What a dork.": "Heh eh eh heh heh heh, oh yeah.": "Uh, What are you doing?": "I've created a program to translate the sound patterns of a chimpanzee into human speech.": "Uh, like, dirty monkey words? Huh huh huh.": (sigh) "I hardly think so. Don't bother me, I withdrew behind an imaginary forcefield.": "Uh huh huh, dumbass. Imagination sucks."   : "Uh, like, what are you doing dude?" : "Hey fuzz-nuts, don't even look at this.": "Hey Earl, my man, how's it going?": "Stay away punk.": "Is that, like, a rocket?": "Well, it's fuel, but it ain't for no rocket. Ah ha ha ha.": "Heh heh heh, is it for a boat?": "Back off now. This here science project protected dill-rods.": "Heh heh heh, oh yeah. It's, like, booby trapped.": "Huh huh huh. You're checking out Earl, Beavis.": "No way!" "Uh, what's Diarrhea doing?"  : "Diarrhea, cha cha cha. Diarrhea, cha cha cha.": "Burner, burner, burner!" (Reaches toward flame.) : "Remember what happened last time, Beavis.": "You look cool without eyebrows, Beavis.": "Eh heh heh, drat I'm smooth.": "Huh huh huh, we're gonna do something cool.": "Congratulations.": "We need to, like, get out of class because Todd is waiting for us and stuff.": "Well there's probably some kind of official form you can fill out." : "Uh, really? Huh huh huh.": "You need to, like, buy a clue, Butt-head.": "Can you loan us some money then?": "Dumbass." : "Hey Butt-head, what's that?": "Uh, that's the pass to the bathroom, dumbass.": "They should just, like, put toilets in the classroom. It'd be more um convenience or something.": "You're coming with me, heh heh."  : "Uh, we have to, like, go to the bathroom or something.": "Yeah, heh heh heh, poop.: "Well alright, but I wish you boys would clean up your act.": "Uh, don't worry, we'll wipe.": "Yeah, heh heh."  : "Whoa, there's our locker. Huh huh.": "Open it up, Butt-head. I left some food in it last week.": "Uh, I'm not hungry now butt munch. Save it for next week.": "Oh yeah. Good idea.": "Uh, wait a minute. drat it, open it up, Butt-head." : "Ugh, It's full of books.": "What are they for, Butt-head?": "Uh, for sucking I think.": "Let's go find Todd.": "Huh huh, good idea."   : "Huh, it looks like you two hellions need some hands-on instruction on how to stay in class.": "Uh oh Beavis, I think he's gonna touch us.": "Ahhh! Heh heh, that sucks." : "I hope you had a nice trip boys. Time to get back to work." : "Uh we have to, like, go to the bathroom or something.": "Yeah heh heh heh, GO heh heh heh.": "But you just went.": "Uh, we forgot to finish. Huh huh huh.": "Well, alright.": "We have to, like, get by McDicker.": "Uh, let's go this way."  : "Uh, words. Uh, 'ah-pen'. Uh, Mick. Uh, Nicky. These words suck.": "Yeah, but, like, you were reading them. So you suck too. Heh heh heh.": "I was, like, faking you out. Huh huh. You're a dumbass.": "Well at least I wasn't reading.": "Um, I wonder what this stuff tastes like." : "Check it out, there's gum on the fountain.": "Yeah, it's all washed and clean and stuff. Huh huh."   : "Uh, the gym. That's for all of those fart-knockers that want to, like, get buff.": "Yeah, they need to get their muscles the natural way, like us.": "Uh huh huh, you masturbator."  (This is the until now unforeseen dialogue box that appears when speaking with NPCs.) : "Buzzcut, huh huh he was in the Army.": "Um, oh yeah. I though he was, like, um you know, a seaman. Heh heh heh get it? Semen?": "Huh huh huh, semen. That was really funny Beavis.": "Yeah heh heh heh. I just made that up.": "Uh, could you, like, help us get out of school?" : "SECURE THAT CRAP, BUTT-HEAD.": "BUTT-HEAD, YOUR INSUBORDINATION IS GROWING TIRESOME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS?": "Uh, we, like, have to go to the bathroom.": "THEN WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY TIME, BUTT-HEAD? DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE WITH YOUR CUP? AH HA HA HA.": "Uh, no.": "THEN PROCEED TO THE FACILITIES AND RETURN TO CLASS IMMEDIATELY.": "Uh huh huh, this dude has probably got jock itch. I hope you're wearing a nad guard." : "When I finish my set set I'm going to kick your rear end.": "Heh heh, I already finished my set this morning.": "The only set you ever did was the 'one-handed stroke'. Huh huh huh on your weiner.": "Um, I know. That's what I'm saying." : "Beavis, beyond this door lies eternal happiness.": "Yeah heh heh and there's a bunch of naked chicks, too.": "Peekaboo! Heh heh heh.": "Uh huh huh, that was cool." : "I gotta poop. Heh heh. Plop plop plop.": "Go for it Beavis. There's, like, fifty naked schlongs in there. Uh huh huh.": "No way. I'm not going in there if there's fifty naked schlongs in there.": "Uh, how about twenty-five?": "No way. You're saying it's twenty-five when it's more like fifty.": "Whatever, dumbass. You're the schlong counter.": "Shut up, bunghole!" : "This is, like, an elevator from olden times or something.": "It, like, goes to the roof, I think." : "What's that jumping board for, Butt-head?": "Uh, I think it's for, like, jumping and stuff."   : "Hey dillweed, don't leave me here. Get up and help.": "Heh heh, oh yeah." : "Ahh!": "Dumbass." : "Ugh.": "Maybe we can, like, see Todd from up there or something."  : "Here's a cool game, Beavis. I try to hit you with the stick and you, like, try to get out of the way.": "No way.": "You're a wuss, Beavis.": "No way Butt-head, you're the wuss.": "Beavis, pick that drat stick up.": "Um, okay."  : "Whoa, there's McDicker.": "He's close enough to, like, hit with a loogie.": "I could hit him with a loogie, but you're such a wuss you never could.": "No way Butt-head. You're the wuss.": "Yeah whatever butt munch."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw1f-4J5LKU (Here's the first mini game of the game. WARNING: I suck at this game. It's not exactly very good. You can move left and right and when you press down the mouse a bar moves on the side of the screen to indicate distance to hock your loogie. Every ten hits you get gives you a green loogie which really coats whatever you hit with it. After about 30 seconds McVicker appears on the screen and is certainly the easiest way to get multiple points as it is otherwise hard to judge distance. The game ends when you hock a green loogie onto McVicker causing him to run up to the roof after you, thus allowing us to progress in the game.)  "Heh heh heh, let's get out of here.": "We're stuck! We're trapped! We're gonna starve and run all out of water and get all, like, skeletonized! It's all over! We're never gonna score. We're dead! DEAD! DEAD!": "Cool. Huh huh." : "I bet something cool happens if you put your hand here.": "Let me do it! Let me do it!" : "Ahhh!": "Huh huh huh. Told you." : "Check it out Butt-head. This is my wood.": "No way. That's, like, twice as much big as it is or something.": "Let me show you." : "Cool Butt-head, you broke it.": "Sure, dude, I meant to do that."   : "Heh heh heh.": "Huh huh huh.": "Now where the hell is Todd?"  : "Please help me.": *cough* *cough* "Can I help you sir?" : "Either of you two losers seen Todd around?": *cough* *cough* "Um no, but he's going to let us into his gang.": "Is that so? Well when you see him, you let him know Leroy's gang is looking for him.": "Help me.": "Uh, okay. Huh huh.": "Man if we don't get that car back from Todd we are in..." : "Cool. Let's hang out in the park.": "Yeah, we could probably find something to break there.": "We're there dude." (Update #1 Extra: Here's an extra I couldn't fit into the update easily for the astute goons among us.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8PlL-plbfE Boyks fucked around with this message at Mar 30, 2013 around 07:38 |
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This is a great game. My folks were kind enough to buy it for me when I was in sixth grade, laid up for a week after having had fairly minor orthopedic surgery, and I played the hell out of it. With some help from GameFAQs at first, but today most of my memories of the Beavis & Butthead franchise come from the game. The Hock-A-Loogie minigame almost broke me at the beginning of the game, and some of the puzzles were interesting and semi-challenging to figure out. Got my money's worth from this one. Kytrarewn fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2013 around 00:17 |
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Oh neat. I tried to watch a youtube LP of this a long time ago, but could never really get into it. Screenshots are definitely a better format, so I'll be keeping up with this since I'm such a huge fan of the show.
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| # ? Jan 26, 2013 01:05 |
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Kytrarewn posted:This is a great game. My folks were kind enough to buy it for me when I was in sixth grade, laid up for a week after having had fairly minor orthopedic surgery, and I played the hell out of it. You lucky bastard. I asked my parents for it for my birthday and they expressly said no.
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| # ? Jan 26, 2013 08:38 |
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Awesome. I never played this one so I'm looking forward to seeing more!
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| # ? Jan 26, 2013 20:54 |
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Oh man, loved this game and the show as a kid. I was really great at that spitting game too since it was a sort of standalone demo for the game on the MTV website (I think) for a long time. I heard mcvicker say "it must be raining" so many times when I was younger playing that dumb spitting game  the whole video was crazy nostalgic.
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| # ? Jan 27, 2013 03:20 |
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I could live to be a hundred and still have a soft spot for Beavis and Butt-Head Stuff like this and Daria were the best reasons to be a 90s kid. You have no idea how disappointed I was by the DVDs of this when I finally got around to getting them: they only have a handful of videos (which is sad, but understandable - licensing fees suck), but something like a third of the episodes are utterly missing. Mike Judge just decided a whole bunch of them just weren't good and wouldn't let them be released on DVD. So if you want the original experience, your only recourse is  .At least Daria's (mostly) intact, barring music cues. Now if only someone would release the loving thing on DVD in Europe...
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This game is absolutely chock-full of B&B-style humor, probably rivaling most Sierra or Lucasarts titles in terms of rewarding your efforts at poking at background objects. For example, you can turn on the switch for the chimpanzee translation experiment and have it tell you exactly what the chimp is saying.
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I actually didn't know about this, so here's extra #2. Update 2 should be up sometime by the end of the week. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikhINABYOck
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| # ? Jan 28, 2013 06:53 |
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Kaboom Dragoon posted:Mike Judge just decided a whole bunch of them just weren't good and wouldn't let them be released on DVD. So if you want the original experience, your only recourse is To be fair, speaking as someone who did attempt to dig them up, the missing episodes are a bit poo poo.
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Chapter 2: Welcome to Burger World, Home of the Burger World  : "See you at The Slaughter House, Todd." : "Hey Butt-head, it sounds like a party.": "Huh huh, yeah." : "Hey look, it's Todd's gang." : "Uh, hey dudes, uh huh huh." : "No preschoolers allowed.": "Cool, heh heh. We'll just hang then.": "Hang at your own risk, girls.": "Yeah Beavis, hang at your own risk.": "Uh, we're looking for Todd.": "That's funny, 'cause, like, he was looking for a couple little dudes asses that he can kick.": "Cool, heh heh. Maybe, we can, like, help him and stuff.": "Yeah, Todd would probably like that. Now get lost.": "So, can we, like, join the gang?": "That's Todd's call man, but get us some food and we might put in a good word.": "Um, what should we get you sirs?": "Burger World, what else?": "Heh heh oh yeah. 'Thank you, drive through.'" : "Maybe there's, like, something to break over there.": "Yeah, dude."   : "Garbage rules.": "Yeah it's, like, filled with presents and stuff.": "Uh, you shouldn't believe everything your mom says, Beavis." : "Check it out! There's, like, a bunch of cool junk in here, heh heh." : "Ahh! Butt-head. Butt-head, help! Help! This sucks!" : "That sucked.": "Shut up butt munch. That was pretty cool." : "Check it out, Butt-head. This paper is pretty cool.": "Uh, whatever you say, Beavis.": "Uh, Bene-fit. Sperm whale. Uh huh huh.": "That paper is cool." : "Uh, like, let's go get some free food."   : "It's, like, locked or something.": "That sucks.": "Check it out. The manager is out front for once.": "Oh yeah, he's not in back watching his motivational videos.": "Yeah, that one with the stewardess always motivates me, uh huh huh." : "Hey, how's it going? Got any leftovers?" : "Only the drive-thru is open boys. We won't be needing you for a couple of days.": "Cool. Can we steal some food, anyways?": "Heh. Good joke, Beavis.": "Joke?": "Uh, we want to, like, work and stuff and, like, get some free food.": "Like I said Butt-head, we only got drive-thru open. We don't need you.": "Uh, like, sometimes not working sucks.": "I think this is, like, the first time though.": "Uh, so will you give us some food, drat it?": "Company policy boys. Only drive-thru is open." : "Uh, can we have our food now?": "Yeah, like, um 'Thank you, walk through.'" : "You need a vehicle! Now get out of there before we're all canned.": "Uh huh huh, canned.": "drat it. Let's go home and, like, see if we left a bag there or something.": "Whoa, good idea, Butt-head."   : "What's wrong with the TV?": "I think it's off.": "Ooh. I didn't know it did that.": "Turn it on." : *click* "Whoa, what is this crap?": "Just some dumb, stupid show with a bunch of sucky people in it trying to talk a bunch of crap.": "It's pretty cool." : "Not cool enough, dude." *click*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVd0fAeOpA  : "Whoa, it's a magnifying glass.": "Cool. Maybe you can use it to find your schlong.": "Shut up, Butt-head. It's for frying ants. Heh heh, yeah."  : "There's, like, something in here." : "drat it. I can't reach it.": "Uh huh huh, are you looking in your pants, Beavis?": "Eh heh heh, oh yeah. That's pretty funny.": "drat it, Beavis. You ate all of our Burger World.": "Maybe we can, like, go get some nachos.": "Yeah. Nachos rule."   : "They should have, like, a big pump for nachos.": "That would rule and, like, another one for fruity whips.": "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those Food Mart dudes are bad businessmen." : "Check it out, an air weiner. Heh heh heh."  : "They should have, like, ice machines that make really cool shapes.": "Like, chicks, and boobs, and butts, and stuff. Heh heh heh.": "No way, Beavis. You'd get, like, frostbite all the time.": "Eh heh heh, bite." : "Hey Beavis, maybe there's, like, a body in there and stuff.": "I don't see anything.": "Ah!": "Uh huh huh, that was cool."   : "Heh heh heh, Nachos. Nachos. Hey, how's it going?"  : "You have to PAY first.": "drat it. This system sucks." : "Cool, Super Death Robot Babe Killers 5. Flame Chest rules.": "Shut up, Butt-head. Flame Chest is my woman.": "Beavis, you couldn't even get to level two with Flame Chest.": "I just need a roll of quarters.": "You're going to need more than that if you want to get it on with Flame Chest.":"Heh heh heh, this kid's a wuss.": "Yeah, he only plays video games all of the time because he can't score.": "When we start scoring, we're going to be a lot cooler than this rear end wipe.": "Huh huh huh, really.": "Whoa!": "You just ripped that guys heart out." : "In level fourty-six you rip a guys lungs out through his butt.": "Heh heh, I did that once.": "Beavis, that was a turd.": "Heh heh, Oooh yeah. That was cool.": "So, can you, like, do that thing with the butt?": "Not if dorks are bothering me, I can't.": "Oh yeah, that would suck. A bunch of dorks all in your face and stuff while you're, like, trying to get to the next level.": "What a bunch of dumbass, stupid, dorks.": "Can you go away, please?" "Uh, okay."  : "You're not them two boys that filled my in-ground pool, are ya?": "Uh, that was two other kids, huh huh huh.": "Hmm. 'Cause I think they were the same kids who took my credit card.": "Heh heh heh, that was cool.": "What?": "Uh, he said that was two other kids.": "Uh, like, can you buy some nachos for us? We're, like, good for it. Uh huh huh, good.": "Well it's all 'gimme gimme gimme' these days. Back in my day you couldn't ask for no hand outs against the Germans. No sir.": "Heck, even they respected the value of a dollar, I tell you what.": "Um, can we have a dollar then?": "Yeah, we know the value of it. It's, like, worth some nachos." : "Well, I tell you what, those nachos will taste a whole lot better if you get 'em with some sweat.": "Um, I just like cheese on mine.": "Well heck, you boys oughta go down to the veterans hall. There's a guy there looking for a couple of go-getters like yourselves." : "Uh, okay."  (Those paying attention or who have played adventure games like this in the past may have noticed that there are two unsolved puzzles in this update. We'll have to look into getting one of those finished in the next update and the other one will be awhile down the road.) (Also, here's extra #3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AQivcs4Q00 Boyks fucked around with this message at Feb 13, 2013 around 01:37 |
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If I recall correctly, you can turn on the device that the nerd's computer is connected to and then talk to the monkey. Beavis and Butthead might benefit from communicating with a higher life form.
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You certainly can and I posted that in video form above as an extra (#2).
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 10:12 |
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Boyks posted:You certainly can and I posted that in video form above as an extra (#2). Oh, sorry. I didn't see.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 10:25 |
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I was hoping this would have a music video or two in it somewhere. Tell me there's a Michael Bolton video or something in there as well WickedIcon posted:To be fair, speaking as someone who did attempt to dig them up, the missing episodes are a bit poo poo. That's arguable. Just the idea of doing it at all rubs me the wrong way. It's a little too George Lucasian for my liking.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 10:26 |
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I'm glad they included music videos into the game for sure. There's a few more in store for us before we finish the game. So, there is that to look forward to in future updates. I plan on showing a mini game or music video (maybe both) each update until we get through them all. Edit 1: Also, I added a link below the OP to the extras thus far for those who may have missed them. Edit 2: I also own the Mike Judge collection. I kind of feel cheated considering they had ads in the 90's for the whole series on VHS on TV. All in all, it is a good collection and certainly worth owning, however. Boyks fucked around with this message at Jan 30, 2013 around 10:40 |
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Chapter 3: Tanks for the Meal : "Whoa, it's, like, Buzzcut. Maybe he has that dollar." : "WHAT ARE YOU TWO LITTLE TURDS DOING HERE?": "Mr. Anderson said you'd give us some money or something.": "NEGATIVE, BEAVIS.": "Uh, I thought there was, like, a job here. Uh huh huh, 'job.'": "Ha ha ha. THE IDEA OF SECTION EIGHTS LIKE YOU PROPERLY CLEANING A DISTINGUISHED WEAPON IS AMUSING.": "BUT SINCE I BELIEVE MYSELF THE VICTIM OF A PRACTICAL JOKE, I'LL LET YOU TRY.": "IF YOU FAIL TO PROPERLY CLEAN IT HOWEVER, I WILL KICK YOUR rear end."  : "This sucks. How do they do it in the Army?": "Dumbass. If you're in the Army you can go to any car wash you want for free.": "Cool, heh heh. Let's go." : "drat it. It's broken or something.": "No way, Beavis. You're just too much of a wuss." : "Hey boys." : "Get a job, hippie!": "He has a job, dumbass. That's Van Driessen.": "Heh heh, Oh yeah. Get of my case, hippie!": "I didn't know you boys were interested in military issues. You know, even those of us involved in peace work honor the sacrifices of our veterans.": "Uh, I'm interested in a piece. Aren't you supposed to be somewhere or something?": "Later, I'm going to a 'Save the Sperm Whale' fundraiser. Would you boys care to make a donation?": "Um, right here?": "Uh, I don't think it's legal dude.": "Well, you're very right about the legality of hunting the sperm whale Butt-head.": "And, since I didn't see you boys in class today, you could do a make-up by attending the benefit at The Coffee House.": "We'll be showing a film.": "Uh huh huh, films with sperm are cool.": "Great. I'll see you guys there."  : "Isn't that the place where all of those dorks hang out?": "Dumbass, there'll be chicks there who will let you 'donate' your sperm.": "Heh heh, oh yeah. Let's go."  : "Check it out, Beavis. Woodstock is cool.": "Yeah, I got Woodstock right now." : "Hey, you need to lay a donation on me.": "I'm ready to make a 'donation', heh heh.": "Uh, I don't think this is the place, Beavis. You're supposed to save your sperm.": "Oh yeah, I hope they have extra large cups.": "Hey baby, like, let's lose Beavis and, like, just go somewhere and do it or something. Huh huh huh.": "Sorry, but this is too important. Sperm whales never have a nice day.": "That's what I'm saying. I think my 'sperm whale' could use some cheering up." : "I'm going to need a donation.": "Uh, we don't have any money.": "I can relate to that. Do you have a flyer? I could let you in if you had a flyer.": "Here you go." : "Far out. We need committed young dudes like you.": "Sperm is a terrible thing to waste, huh huh.": "Oh no, really?": "That's heavy. Go right in.": "Look Beavis, it's Diarrhea." : "What are you two doing here?": "Um, like, we're all concerned about the environment and stuff.": "Yeah, huh huh huh. Rainforests suck. We came here to see some sperm whales.": "Yeah yeah, sperm.": "Well you won't be able to see them for very long as some nations violations of international law continue to hunt these gentle and intelligent animals to extinction.": "Uh, I don't think you're talking about where we're talking about." "Butt-head, I have to, like, go again now that there aren't fifty naked schlongs around.": "Yeah, there's probably only, like, five.": "Shut up, Butt-head."   : "Hey Beavis, maybe it's time we finally started giving a crap about whales and poetry and stuff.": "The last time I gave a crap, you said you didn't want it and made me take it outside.": "Just use the toilet, dumbass.": "Heh heh heh, plop.": "Well, time to get back to the real world." : "Huh huh huh, It's a dispensor for rubbers.": "Condominiums are cool.": "It's like, when you have one, you are practically scoring." : "Give me a rubber, drat it! I want to score.": "You dumbass. You need a quarter. Anything with scoring always costs money.": "drat it."   : "I thought those sperm things were supposed to be really small.": "Uh, not mine dude.": "Hey, check it out, it's, like, a TV from olden times.": "Let's break it." : "Ow!": "Cool, it's like breaking a TV, but not as hard or something.": "Yeah. I didn't even get any glass in my hair." : "Hey, it's Van Driessen again." : "Beavis! Butt-head! So glad to see you boys made it. Why don't you have a cup of cappuccino?": "Heh heh, crappuccino.": "Careful, it's awfully strong today.": "I didn't know you were interested in sperm whales. I thought you just wanted to like save the trees and stuff.": "It's all connected, Beavis. You can't be interest in saving one and not the other. Mmkay?": "No way. I just like sperm whales." : "Ah! A book.": "Pick it up, dumbass. Maybe it's got swear words and dirty pictures in it.": "Oh yeah." : "Eh, just another stupid book. Um, 'poe em', uh, 'pot', 'potty'? Potty potty, heh heh.": "Good reading, Beavis." : "Check it out, Beavis. It's that smart dude Wilbur.": "Smart dudes are stupid.": "What are you doing here?" : "Funny you should ask, because I'm not here for the benefit. I just like to check out a place before I read my poetry there.": "You see, open mic night is coming soon and I have to be ready.": "Okay, shut up now. And, like, next time just say something cool." : "Whoa, free coffee.": "Ah, coffee coffee. More. I need more coffee for my bunghole."  : "More coffee for The Almighty Bunghole." : "Coffee. Give me some crappuccino!" : "That's $4.75.": "No way. We don't have any money.": "Then quit wasting my time. I've got a lot of paying customers waiting for refills." : "Ah, you cannot keep from me what The Almighty Bunghole desires."  : (Spouting gibberish) "BUNGHOLE!": "Calm down, Beavis.": "Are you threatening me?"  : (Spouting gibberish) "I am Cornholio! My Bunghole will speak now." : "You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!" : "Whoa, what happened?": "That ruled." : "Let's, like, go to the drive-thru." : "Thank you, drive through."     : "Hey dudes! Nice helmets.": "Huh huh, they want to polish our helmets.": "Heh heh, we're gonna score! We're gonna score!" *Loud crashing noises and honking*  : "Whoa, the burgers are okay dude.": "I'm dying.": "Let's go, butt munch."  : "Um, here's your food, sirs.": "It's about freakin' time, man." : "Hey, let's scram." : "Okay boys, you're under arrest.": "Don't we, like, have the right to call someone?": "That's correct.": "Okay, I call you a dumbass, heh heh."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aHfi5YFKSE (But that's not the only way this could have ended. Let's find out what else could have happened in the bathroom in Extra #4.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpVdjERBVBs Boyks fucked around with this message at Mar 11, 2013 around 15:46 |
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Here's an ad not so cleverly hidden in the Options menu. Extra #5 - Chicks n' Stuff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjqE3JQt7BQ
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Nice to see this game LP'ed it's not often that a game manages to capture the feel of the source material this well, also its sort of amusing how nearly all of Daria's lines so far have consisted of delivering burns to our protagonists.
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Chapter 4: Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law (There is a ton of item collection in this update)   : "Here you go boys. Home sweet home.": "Uh, do we have to, like, live we these guys?": "Leroy and Sam? Oh they'll take real good care of you. Ha ha ha ha."  : "Just leave me alone boys and everything will be cool.": "Hey Butt-head, that's that dude who hung with Todd.": "Hey you guys know that rear end? You know Todd?": "Uh, yeah. He's, like, our good friend, uh huh huh.": "Yeah yeah. He likes us, heh heh heh.": "Well, I tell you what, all I need is a quarter and we can all hang with him.": "Cool, heh heh. Who's got one?": "He's asking us, butt munch.": "Ooh yeah, heh heh.": "Once we get the quarter we can go party with Todd at The Slaughter House.": "Yeah, heh heh, that's gonna be cool." : "Who's that dude under the bed?": "Yeah. What's his problem?": "He's a psycho. Just keep him fed and he won't bother you none.": "Beavis, the test.": "Um, heh, okay." : "Ow! Ow! Ow!": "That guy is nuts.": "Yeah. Me too. I'm nuts too. Yeah.": "You're just a wuss Beavis. There's a big difference.": "Hey, heh heh." : "I will kill them in a boat and I will sit and watch them float.": "I will kill them in my house and I will feed them to my mouse.": "Cool.": "This guy is definitely cool." : "This place is cool. It has, like, toilet paper and everything. Heh heh, TP for my bunghole."   : "Huh huh huh, soap.": "Heh heh heh, that's pretty funny Butt-head."  : "I'm pretty hungry Butt-head.": "Try this.": "Um, okay, heh heh." : "Blah!": "Dumbass." : "So, uh, hey. Heard from Todd lately?": "Not since I've been in here. That's why I need that quarter to get out.": "When's dinner?": "They feed you when they feel like it! They treat you like a drat animal.": "Yeah!" : "That's enough out of you two.": "They kick you when you're down.": "Kick you in the nads! Heh heh heh, the nads!" : "Ahh!": "Hiss hiss hiss hiss." : "Whoa that was cool. What are those?": "These are that one guard's keys and now they're, like, ours." : "Let's give them to someone.": "Beavis, if we gave them to someone then, like, they wouldn't be ours anymore.": "Oh yeah. I knew that."  : "We can go anywhere in jail we want, huh huh. This is cool."   : "Whoa, it's that Kyler dude.": "Remember that dude who busted out that time?": "Oh yeah, yeah. He gave us tattoos on your butts. I bet he remembers us.": "Really. At least he remembers our butts." : "Kyler seems, like, crazier than last time.": "Yeah. He's, like, a hardened criminal, uh huh huh.": "Uh, hey there Kyler." : "Hyah uh ha huh.": "Whoa. Kyler's still cool.": "Uh, hey. Hey Kyler, what have you got there?": "My quarter, hyah uh ha huh.": "Hey Butt-head, um, he's got a quarter and, uh, we need a...": "Let me handle it dumbass.": "Uh, can we have your quarter?": "No way man. They gave me this quarter. It's my sacred trust. Do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?": "Whoa, okay dude.": "Hey Beavis, it's your girlfriend.": "Where? Oh, heh heh. Oh yeah."  : "Maybe there, like, something cool over here."  : "Hey, let's get buff.": "Um, I already buffed myself this morning." : "Huh huh, we're, like, pumped.": "Yeah. I feel like I'm on those, um, stereos.": "Whoa dude, a chick.": "Where?" : "Beavis, I think I'm in love, huh huh.": "With a dog?": "I was talking about the chick dumbass.": "Oh yeah. Yeah. She's pretty hot too.": "Uh huh huh, hey baby." : "You want to go into solitary, scum?": "Heh heh, check this out. Hi.": "Hi yourself.": "So, like um, how's it going?": "Tell me something sweetie; were you convicted of heart breaking?": "Heh heh heh, oooh yeah.": "Um, what's with Kyler?": "Oh, stay away from him, honey. He almost killed the mug shot guy. I don't want him hurting you." : "Uh, you can hurt me, huh huh.": "When I hurt you, you'll know it dirtbag.": "I'm gonna score." : "Uh, somebody's been using that towel."   : "I bet I can slam.": "Huh huh, you slam yourself all the time.": "Watch this Beavis, huh huh." : "Huh huh, that was cool.": "This place sucks.": "Yeah, let's get out of here." : "Hey, what's that sign say?" : "Uh, 'Insane Wing.'": "This jail has everything."  : "Whoa. Two chicks in one day." : "I wonder if she does physical therapy, huh huh.": "I think this place is for, like, mental patients Butt-head.": "Beavis, you're stupid.": "Can we have some shock therapy?" : "Sorry boys. The shock therapy unit has been put away. Apparently, some patients were abusing the unit." : "Huh huh, I bet it was Beavis.": "Sorry boys, but I'm too busy to talk right now." : "Aww, it's a teddy bear.": "Beavis, you're a woman.": "Hey Butt-head, stop looking at my teddy bear.": "You're, like, mentally sick Beavis."   : "Heh heh, chicks dig guys who take pictures of them.": "How would you know, dumbass?": "Uh, I picked up a chick once. A long time ago. You weren't there. It was cool."  : "Hey, maybe there's food in there." : "Uh, 'shock', uh, 'therapy', huh?": "Oh yeah, my mom has one of those.": "Your mom has a lot of things, Beavis.": "Shut up, Butt-head!": "That's, like, that thing we made with that old car battery.": "Really? Heh heh, like um, that frog never saw it coming."   : "Hey, those are like my blocks.": "You still play with blocks, Beavis?": "Shut up, Butt-head. They, like, can teach you and stuff."   : "Who's that?": "Uh, I don't know." : "What is it? I'm trying to read a book here.": "Heh heh, he's reading. He must be insane.": "Hey Beavis, that book is called Ditties, huh huh.": "Cool. Maybe it's got dirty pictures.": "Uh, hey dude. Does that book have dirty pictures?": "Maybe. I'm only on the first page.": "Like, uh, when are you going to be done?": "I'd be able to finish faster if I had my other eye.": "Cool, heh heh.": "Like, maybe that cool guy under the bed will want some of this crap. He seemed pretty hungry.": "Good idea, Butt-head. He's pretty cool."  : "Uh, here you go." : "Nooo! Not my teddy!": "Thank you for my little bear. I will take him everywhere.": "Um, Butt-head, is he a wuss?": "I hope he's just insane." : "Hey Butt-head, what does it say?": "Uh, 'Stay in'. Uh huh huh, in. 'Stay in school.'": "If I wanted to stay in school, I'd go to school.": "Uh, okay Beavis." : "I'd rather do time than read poems that don't rhyme." : *munch* *munch*. : "Hey dude, he stole your girlfriend.": "Now I'm, like, a free man.": "Really. It's, like, if you love something, and set it free, and it doesn't come back, you're a dumbass." : "Uh, I think this goes with the camera.": "Yeah, you can, like, use it to find the camera when it's dark.": "Whatever dumbass."   : "Hey, let's go, like, take some mug shots of Kyler.": "Yeah, he'll like that. Kyler likes us."  : "Turn to your left. Now turn to your right.": "Hey man, don't do that.": "Face forward.": "I told you man. I'll hurt you if you do that again.": "And one more shot of the captain.": "I warned you two dudes. Somebody's gonna pay!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCwPelfcNfs  : "Riots rule. See, dumbass, this is why we don't, like, give away our keys.": "You're pretty smart Butt-head."   : "Whoa, a quarter."  : "I got your quarter.": "Great. Now scram.": "But you said we could, like, hang with Todd.": "Yeah? Well follow me then."  : "Okay man, I'm out. Come get me." : "Later on, losers!": "Do you think he really was Todd's friend?": "Of course he is, dumbass. He treats us just as good as Todd does." : "Excuse me sir, I'm looking to bust out of here.": "I think he's, like, asleep.": "He shouldn't sit in a metal chair. What if there was a thunderstorm?": "Shut up, dumbass. That would be cool." : "Whoa, I think I just had, like, a great idea.": "Huh huh, check this out, Beavis." : "Heh heh, I'm next. I'm next. This is going to be cool.": "Uh, sorry dude. The unit is broken.": "drat it. Guards get to do all of the cool stuff.": "Uh, did you order a delivery of chicks, Beavis?": "Um, no. Why?": "Uh, I guess they're all for Big Daddy Butt-head then." : "How come you two girls don't have balls?": "Yeah I do. Let me show you, heh heh.": "Put it back, Beavis.": "Come here ladies."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_mXzwxm6zE (Here's Extra #6. The disk has a few videos hidden within its files and most of them are shaky developer diaries/crappy home videos. This is the first of these.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ho-DNPY8gA Boyks fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 10:51 |
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That last extra video certainly explains a lot about the show. Was Kyler the guy Butthead asked for a tattoo of a butt, that he wanted on his butt?
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Poil posted:That last extra video certainly explains a lot about the show. Yes, but it was actually a tattoo of a butt with a butt-shaped tattoo on it, on his butt.
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Exactly. I think the episode was called "Most Wanted". He was a knife-wielding murderer with "Killer" tattooed on his head which they misread as "Kyler" and assumed it was his name. To be fair, a tattoo of a butt with it's own butt tattoo on your butt does sound pretty awesome.
Boyks fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2013 around 20:20 |
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I just remembered that I can't get these to show up anymore in game after the prison sequence. So, I suppose I'll just upload the last two music video sequences as extra videos. Here's the Primus video and the other will be uploaded between a later update. The main update should be sometime tomorrow after I finish typing it up. We're also halfway done with the game after this update! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXquOAYWTHU Boyks fucked around with this message at Feb 22, 2013 around 08:10 |
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These two's antics never fail to bring a smile to my face. I do remember enjoying this magical adventure years ago, forgot about it until now.
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Chapter 5: Free Rides at the Meat Carnival : "Huh huh, my balls don't even fit in my pants.": "Hey, it's Todd's car!" : "He knows all of the cool places.": "When we get our chains off, we'll hang out with Todd and he'll, like, help us get our chains off. It's gonna be cool, heh heh.": "Uh, we won't be doing anything cool until we get these off, Beavis." : "Hey, if we get those big scissor things we could do something cool.": "Like what?": "Uh, I don't know.": "Hnng. I can't reach it. drat it! People are always doing crap like this to me. It sucks! IT SUCKS!": "Settle down, Beavis." : "Check it out, Beavis. We've got balls and there's some wood over there, huh huh.": "Heh heh, you're pretty funny sometimes Butt-head.": "I'm always funny butt munch."   : "Check it out, Beavis. I made a weiner." : "Heh heh, It's like that thing you did for art class that time.": "And this time they can't even suspend me, huh huh.": "That would be could if we could, like, use the balls to break the board.": "Beavis, you dumbass. You can't even lift your real balls.": "Yes I can.": "You're stupid, Beavis.": "I got an idea. Check this out, Beavis."  : "Now go get those scissor things.": "Uh, okay."  : "I think Todd's inside. Todd's pretty cool." Highly recommended you watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXRfSqKkg6E    : "Ow. Where am I?": "Hey, um, want some nachos?" : "Get out of my face. Ow! What the hell is going on here?": "Uh, you got hurt. We bandaged you.": "Yeah, um, don't move sir.": "Man. That sucks. I gotta get my car, man.": "So, like, can we hang now?": "If you do something for me, maybe.": "You girls gotta get the car I won from Leroy. Gina's got the keys.": "Cool! Cool!": "Yes!" : "Don't you girls want to know where it is?": "Uh, oh yeah, huh huh.": "The car is over at that farm on route 67. Disguise it and bring it back and you guys are in.": "But if Leroy finds out, you'll need more bandages than this.": "Cool, huh huh.": "Are you feeling comfortable?": "Shut up and get my car or I'll make you pretty drat uncomfortable.": "Can we watch some TV before we go?" : "Hey, little queen, I'm watching something. Unless you want your face smeared all over the screen, I suggest you don't touch that.": "Uh, oh yeah. Sorry sir." : "What's that smell?": "Beavis, you stink. Go change your clothes right now.": "Um, okay." : "That's better, dillhole."  : "Let's go back to The Slaughter House. There was something cool there.": "But, like, shouldn't we go to the farm to get Todd's car.": "Shut up, fart knocker."(There are some items to collect.)   : "Check it out. Is there, like, a car buried here, or something?": "Beavis, you dumbass. That's only the license plate."  : "Maybe there's something cool inside."   : "Huh huh, cows are cool.": "Um, that's beef, Butt-head. Not cows." : "Uh, oh yeah. I got mixed up." : "Uh, huh huh, is your meat on the floor?" : "Uh, no Butt-head. It's still in my pants." : "Hey Beavis, you're handling your meat again, huh huh.": "Heh heh, yeah. Always."  : "Master switch, huh huh.": "You should pull it, Beavis.": "Heh heh, pull."  : "Whoa, cool." : "Whoa! Check it out. It's, like, a channel changer from olden days. What does it do?": "Uh, I don't know. Turn it, dumbass."  : "What was that? Whoa, it's an axe." : "Heh heh, now I can, like, axe you to stop giving me crap.": "Beavis, quit trying to be bad.": "I am bad. I'm super bad. Butt wipe."   : "Let's go get Todd's car before he kicks your rear end, Beavis."  : "Hey Beavis, do you think the farmer has some daughters, huh huh?": "I don't know, Butt-head. Don't farms normally have animals?": "Beavis, you're never going to get any." : "Um, heh heh, you have a real purty mouth. Heh heh, squeal! Squeal!" : "Huh huh, dumbass."   : "Howdy, fellash. What can I do for ya?": "Um, what's that?": "That'sh my manure pile.": "Whoa, this dude still has an outdoor manure pile.": "Yeah. He should, like, move it indoors like us city people, or something." : "Heh heh, it's a c-": "Shut up, Beavis. It's not cool to make fun of animals.": "But I though, um, ...really?": "Huh huh, dumbass. Huh huh, cock." : "You boysh ain't here to plow are you?": "Uh, no.": "Well I don't want no one around who won't pull shome teetsh." : "Uh, I can pull some teets, sir.": "You ever shlop a hog?" : "Beavis slops his hog all the time, huh huh." : "Beavis, quit trying to choke that dude's chicken.": "Heh heh, oh yeah." : "Do you milk your cow everyday?": "Of coursh I do! If I didn't milk old Claire in the morning and evening, she'd shwell up like a bullfrog and pop.": "Uh huh huh.": "Heh heh heh.": "How come you sound so funny?": "Got caught on the bushinessh end of a mule almosht fifty years ago and all of my choppersh got knocked in.": "I ain't ate sholid food shince '47.": "Cool. A real life cave man, heh heh.": "Uh, do you know Todd?": "Hm. Todd. Let'sh shee now. Well I did shee a young man drive up to the barn while Mr. Andershon was inshtalling one of them electric door openers on the door.": "Oh yeah. That sounds like Todd. He drives a car.": "Well, I guess thish Todd fella talked Mr. Adershon into letting him put his car in the barn. I ain't sheen him shince though.": "Um, can we go inside the barn? We're, like, Todd's really good friends.": "Shorry boysh. Like I shaid earlier, I'm renting out that barn to Mr. Andershon. It wouldn't be right.": "Beshides, I can't get in anywaysh now that he inshtalled that electric door opener on it. I would need one of them remote controllersh on there.": "drat it. Well let's go find Mr. Anderson."   : "Who's that? You're not them two boys run off with our tank?": "Uh, no sir.": "That was, like, two other kids.": "Well, alright. Them boys are in a world of trouble.": "I think those other kids who, like, took your tank were just visiting from, like, Europe, or something, huh huh.": "Well, I tell you hwhat, I'll kick them right back over there if they ever show up again.": "Uh, this old farmer dude said that you were, like, talking to our good friend Todd.": "Well, I did talk to a young man name of Todd recently. He said he needed a place to store his new car.": "Fortunately for him, my RV was in the shop.": "Yeah, he's out really good friend.": "Now if you see that boy, tell him I'm gonna need some more money if he wants to keep it in my space much longer.": "Yes sir, one way or another, we all have to give way to the almighty dollar.": "Uh, I heard you, like, let a couple of smooth dudes mess up your property and stuff.": "No more. I got me a garage door opener and put it on my shed so they can't break in anymore.": "And what with my back not being what it used to, that electric opener is real handy.": "The only problem is I lost the drat thing. I've been all over trying to find it.": "I thought I left it in the taxidermist shop when I dropped off the old grizzly bear to be restuffed, but the owner said she ain't seen it.": "Huh huh, stuffed.": "Well maybe the little woman has seen it."  : "Whoa, cool. Ants.": "Fry 'em! Fry 'em!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LsUf6o35zQ (I bet you forgot there were mini-games int his game already, right? Well, here's the second one: Bug Justice. You activate this game by using the magnifying glass on any ant hill in the game. The game places a number of candies and junk food on the ground and it is your job to defend them from the ants, spiders, and other insect that can carry them away. You need to click wildly on each insect before they grab all of your food and you get points for each one left over when the time runs out. You can also stomp when the icon is on the screen to knock out all bugs on the screen. It's pretty frantic and actually pretty fun, if not impossibly hard at times.)  : "Hey, let's go check out the taxi-dermus shop.": "Uh, okay." (Time for Extra #8! Here's another developer diary hidden on the disc. Enjoy the terrible tunes and laughably bad slideshow.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD5Nxc_3VKo Boyks fucked around with this message at Mar 29, 2013 around 01:36 |
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Sorry about the lack of an update this past week. I've been busy working on other projects, but I should have something ready to go either Tuesday or Wednesday for anyone following the thread.
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No rush. Just keep doin what you have to do. 
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Chapter 6: The Fan Which Hungers   : "Um, this lady looks mean, Butt-head.": "Yeah. I guess it's from having her hand up a bunch of animals butts all day, huh huh." : "Boys, I have too much work to do to get involved in any of your nonsense.": "Uh, have you ever stuffed a bra, uh huh huh?": "Boys, I am not in the mood for no horseplay.": "Um, she said 'horseplay.' She must be talking about me, heh heh, yeah.": "Dream on, Beavis. If she was talking about you, she'd have said, like, 'gerbilplay,' or something.": "Heh heh, that was funny Butt-head. That was a good one.": "Um, heh heh, did you have to stuff yourself into your pants this morning?": "Boys, I'm gonna lay down the law right here. I don't have time for any monkey business.": "That's the best kind of business.": "Yeah. Beavis is, like, a regular monkey businessman, huh huh."(No options for anything relating to the bear right now  ) : "What's that? Snot?": "No, butt weed, it's string.": "That's too bad, heh heh."   : "When I die, will you pay to have someone mount my head, heh heh?": "Uh, huh huh, okay. Huh huh, mount."  : "Uh, these animals don't look very natural and stuff.": "Yeah, really. They should be all squashed, and stuff, next to the road."  : "Snake eyes, heh heh."   : "I think this is one of those rhinoslavs, er rhinosaurs, or something.": "Don't act smart dumbass. Just call it a dinosaur like everyone else.": "This dude's face is horny.": "Heh heh, yeah. Me too. Actually, my whole body is like that." : "This must be, like, the door to the work room in back, or something." : "Sorry, boys. You can't come back here. Employees only.": "Uh, we should, like, get her something to stuff."(Aha!  ): "I, uh, think I left something back at home."    : "Beavis, what in the hell are you doing?": "Check it out, Butt-head. I saw this on a show once. Only, they were, like, disarming a missile, or something." : "Got it.": "Beavis, that show sucked.": "Yeah, but now we have a quarter." : "It's mine now. Let's go get that condom so that I can score.": "Whoa, that's, like, a good idea. I'm gonna score. Yes!": "I said I'm going to score, butt munch. You only get to, like, watch.": "Yeah, and then I get to score after.": "Beavis, you're stupid."   : "Beavis and Butt-head, you two are starting to give this place a bad name - not to mention a bad smell.": "Uh, Beavis knows a poem.": "Yeah. Yeah. Here I sit; Same as ever.": "Took a dump; Pulled the lever.": "The toilet clogged; The water flowed.": "Look out world; It's the mother load. Heh heh, thank you, drive through, please.": "That's disgusting. Why don't you leave me alone?": "Uh huh, good poetry, Beavis."  : "Watch the master, Beavis, huh huh.": "Heh heh, master Beavis." : "Huh huh, 'reservoir tip.' Scoring is cool." : "Whoa, heh heh. That's hard.": "It's supposed to be, dumbass."    : "I wrote this poem during a very heavy period of my life. It's called 'Existence.'": "Uh oh.": "Existence is a paradox; A puzzle for the ages.": "The words that have been written on it; Could fill a gillion pages.": "This sucks.": "Well, if you think you can do better than that, please, go ahead and try!": "Yeah, right. Poetry sucks."  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G72dDJNxHwA (Here's mini game #3: Air Guitar. It's more of a toy than a mini game, but I digress. You have a keyboard with notes from base C to C with which to play with and a basic recorder that will record fifteen seconds of audio. You can either use the mouse to choose each individual note or use keys 'w', 'e', 't', 'y', and 'u' as well as letters 'a' through 'j' on your keyboard [matching the keys on the musical keyboard] to play. You can then switch your songs between air guitar, fart, and burp noises as well as save and load the songs you create. It's a neat time waster, but not much of a real game.) : "drat it, Butt-head. I'm, like, really hungry. I'm never going to eat and then I'll die. I'll die without ever scoring! Why does this always happen to me! This sucks!": "Calm down, Beavis. Let's just, like, go get some free burgers at Burger World, or something."    : "Uh, Burger World is open.": "Yeah, we're open. Come on in."   : "Hey guys. Can I take your order?": "Uh, don't tell the boss you're giving us free food and I won't tell him you're a dork.": "I'm not giving you free food, Butt-head. Now what will it be?": "Uh, do you have any chicks? Oh, wait a minute. I guess you wouldn't, huh huh.": "Do you have stuff that's free?": "I can't give you free food. It's against policy.": "What a dork, huh huh." : "Whoa, Gina.": "Heh heh, she, like, always wanted me, Butt-head.": "She always wanted you to go away." : "Will you children quit bothering me?": "Hey baby. How'd you like a side of Butt-head, uh huh huh.": "How would you like Todd's fist down your throat?": "Uh, no thanks.": "Um, heh heh, would you like to tour the freezer?": "Shut up, loser!": "Oh yeah. Uh, Todd told us you had, like, the keys for his car?": "So?": "So, like, can we have them?": "Like, I don't think so. Anyways, it's in my locker. So, I can't get them until Monday.": "Okay, dude. She wants to play games.": "Did you say something?": "I told you losers. Todd's keys are in my locker and school is closed until Monday.": "Oh, I thought you said you wanted to do me. I'm sorry, heh heh.": "Check this out, Beavis." : "Let's get ready to rumble, heh heh.": "Hey, the dork left."  : "Remember that old dude who, like, lost his hair piece on the headset?": "Huh huh, and then you fried it. That was cool." : "Uh, shut up. Drive through please." : "I said 'Hello Houston are you ready to rock?'": "I heard Houston like to party.": "Beavis is in the how-se. Heh heh, beotch.": "For a butt munch, you're a sucky rapper, Beavis.": "Uh, testes. Testes.": "Hey Beavis, are you still hungry?": "Yeah, Butt-head. Uh, why?": "Watch this." : "That was cool.": "I think some of it went down my shorts. That was, like, cold." : "I think the fan was hungry.": "Heh heh, that fan made a pig of himself."   : "There's tomorrows 'special', huh huh.": "I sentence you to rat hell."  : "Heh heh, check out the mouse bait."  : "Fryers are cool.": "Beavis..." : "Ahhh, ow!": "That was stupid, Beavis, but it was pretty cool too." : "It's a greasy burger flipper.": "Heh heh, I thought that's what we are.": "Spatula, heh heh.": "Spatulas are cool."   : "A freezer, huh huh. Cool.": "Heh heh, I get it, Butt-head.": "Dillhole.": "Hey Butt-head, I wonder if the cold really makes your weiner...": "Beavis, put that back and let's get out of here."  : "I just thought of something funny."  : "Whoa! Heh heh, air has a really big schlong."  : "Now, like, let's go get Todd's keys."     (So I kind of, uh, hosed up and released this as an extra earlier forgetting that it was relevant to the game. First LP goofs, am I right? Locker #69 is Gina's and you can hear that dialogue in Extra #1 linked in the second post above.)  : "Uh, this one's locked." : "What are you kids doing? We're closed and this building ain't a playground to run around in." : "Uh, can I ask you something?": "Don't go snooping mister, 'cause I ain't got no more critters on me no more. You can search me.": "No thanks, dude.": "Uh, we need a combination for, like, a locker.": "Yeah. It's, like, our locker.": "I need McVicker's say so to get the list out of the boiler room boys and he's been missing since Friday.": "Oh, heh heh. Thank you, drive through.": "Hey Butt-head, that guy looks like that one clown at Stewart's party.": "Oh yeah. You went medieval on his rear end.": "Heh heh, oh yeah. Party clowns suck.": "Here, let me show you something." : "Uh oh, Beavis. Chuckles is gonna 'boof' us.": "Whoa, check it out! It's, like, a dog, or something.": "Uh huh, oh I love little critters.": "Uh, thanks mister. You're good with your hands, huh huh." : "Let's get out of here."   (And here's our first update without a new location. Where do we go next? There are some clues as to what still needs to be done and items unused, so I'll see if you guys can figure it out before the next update.) (Also, here's extra #9 which is the last music video the game has to offer. The song is called 'Riddles are abound tonight' by the band Sausage.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDNqI1P0vRo Boyks fucked around with this message at Mar 29, 2013 around 01:35 |
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I wish I knew this game existed all those years ago. I'd have played the crap out of it.
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| # ? Mar 8, 2013 08:04 |
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what was that square thing by the freezer door, a mousetrap? Anyways, I'm sure we're going to get our balloon doggy stuffed...
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That is, I believe, a mouse trap. It was showing up as a non-interactive object when I tried to find out. 
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| # ? Mar 8, 2013 12:33 |
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Cool LP, sorry I just caught up. Anyway, what's the deal with the extra where Butthead shoots Beavis? Is that just like a random Easter Egg?
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slowbeef posted:Cool LP, sorry I just caught up. As far as I know, it's just a random Easter Egg. I never encountered anything of the kind in my own inept playthroughs of the game (as a 12 year old, no less) so it can't just be a bad ending for being an idiot.
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| # ? Mar 8, 2013 20:12 |
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slowbeef posted:Cool LP, sorry I just caught up. Yeah, it's just a random Easter egg from the developers. You have to specifically select the three nails from top to bottom and then the skull on the wall for it to show up.
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| # ? Mar 8, 2013 20:36 |
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I have more questions!!!! What's going on here? Did Butthead steal her burger and throw it in the ceiling fan? She didn't mind that? And how did that lead to the cashier running away?
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| # ? Mar 8, 2013 20:40 |
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slowbeef posted:I have more questions!!!! This is what happened. As to why? There's no dialogue telling you to do this, it's just what you need to do to get behind the counter. This is why I decided to try and stay out the LP with my own dialogue and mostly just fill in the gaps with character dialogue. The game is not exactly perfect at this at all times. I would only assume the cashier was running for his life in a vain attempt at saving his own life from the ceiling fan since it had now had the taste for meat.
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| # ? May 22, 2013 00:55 |
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slowbeef posted:I have more questions!!!! I think the reason he stole the burger and threw it into the ceiling fan is a reference to "Closing Time" (Season 3, Episode 28), which was an episode featuring Beavis and Butthead throwing food into Burger World's ceiling fan after hours. Soon the tables, walls, floor, and ceiling are covered with particles of food. And then the city's health department inspector shows up at the restaurant for a surprise visit. Also, I'm glad the next post in this thread starts a new page, my browser was beginning to choke on all of the images
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